#no one: ...

[laquilasse]

ygo sketchdump of kaibabros + prideshipping. Atem resurrection post DSOD au my beloved

#seto kaiba #mokuba kaiba #ygo atem #prideshipping #duel monsters #kaiba brothers #yugioh #ygo dm #my art #no one: #me: and a kiss for mobuba from his brubber. love and light.

[pedro-pascal]

PEDRO PASCAL as Tim Rockford for 'Merge Mansion'

#pedro pascal #merge mansion #pedropascaledit #tloucastedit #swcastedit #ppascaledit #flawlessgentlemen #dilfgifs #tuserpolly #tusercora #userclayy #usermandie #userscary #usertom #mandapine #userallisyn #userairam #useraurore #* #no one: #pedro: let me do mobile gaming ads that no one asked for

[randombook4idk]

zutara fandom rn:

#no one: #zutara fans: embrace the scarf #zutara #zuko x katara #katara x zuko #atla live action

[daily-trey]

...I'm glad that everyone is safe at least.

#twisted wonderland #twst #trey clover #cater diamond #vil schoenheit #treycater #treyvil #camp vargas event #and that marks the end of the event~ #no one: #absolutely no one: #me: hm getting a little too chummy and memey in here (loads gun with angst)

[pedrohub]

PEDRO PASCAL Attends the Los Angeles FYC Event for HBO Original Series' "The Last Of Us" at the Directors Guild Of America on April 28, 2023 in Los Angeles, California.

#Pedro Pascal #ppascaledit #pedropascaledit #ours #edit #aurore #usermandie #userconstance #tuserrobin #tuserrachel #userallison #userallisyn #usersavana #userjasmine #tusercora #tuserpolly #tusernicky #no one: #pedro pascal around bella ramsey: =D =D =D

[lilianade-comics]

It occurred to me how incredibly chaotic and delightful Cheese Melt would be when put in the same room as Danny and Jack, so yeah. More silly comic doodles.

Jack, Vlad, Danny, and Danielle go camping! Vlad only agreed to this because he's frustrated and jealous of how much Dani seems to like Jack despite his best attempts to brainwash her into hating him, and he's sure that two nights in the woods will prove to her that Jack is an idiot and not nearly as good of a parent as Vlad is. Vlad knows he can't simply forbid Dani from ever talking to Jack again, because she's already such a free spirit who barely listens to him. So it's obviously the best plan to ensure that Dani comes to the correct conclusion all on her own. Unfortunately for Vlad, he yet again has utterly played himself (or rather, has let Dani play him like the master of psychological manipulation she is).

Meanwhile, Danny is just here to hang out with his dad and Dani, and point and laugh at Vlad's rising blood pressure while ALSO ensuring Vlad doesn't end up legitimately killing his dad. And Jack is of course utterly oblivious to the intensely complicated dynamic of his three half ghost companions. He's just happy to go hiking (they immediately get lost) go canoeing (they immediately capsize) and share a tent with his best friend (who immediately politely declines)

Dani and Danny then encounter a small army of blob ghosts in the woods and Dani convinces Danny to pretend to get captured with her, in the hopes that it will force Vlad to work with Jack to rescue them (and maybe fix some of the tension). Comedy and vaguely heartwarming moments ensues.

#I don't know what it is with me and throwing Vlad and Jack into the woods & making them work together #They just give off so much twin moron energy and Vlad's intense rage is hilarious to me #add cheese melt and a tagalong Danny to that and it's perfect <3 #no one: #Vlad: I am going to get a good grade in parenting. something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve #danny phantom #vlad masters #dani phantom #danielle phantom #danny fenton #jack fenton #cheese melt

[yrsonpurpose]

It's like there's a rope attached to my chest and it keeps pulling me towards you. x

#rwrb #rwrbedit #red white and royal blue #alex x henry #firstprince #userninz #userveronika #usersteen #usernuria #chrissiewatts #userclara #usermegsb #mine* #oh look another t swift edit #u can blame nina for this one tho lmaoo #no one: #me: using the closet scene for angsty lines abt their history bc that scene heals ME #will never be over how they just fling into each other in the last one :(

[filmgifs]

Ebon Moss Bachrach No Hard Feelings (2023)

#ebon moss bachrach #no hard feelings #nhfedit #filmedit #ebonmossbachrachedit #embedit #flawlessgentlemen #ahsokatanoe #romance #comedy #2020s #gif #constance #no one: #people with blue eyes:

[killerpancakeburger]

SOAP 🧼 x Reader HCS PT. 2

Yes I have more. Can't stop won't stop. I need help

Your lockscreen is a thirst trap of him. It usually deters all attempts to sneak into your phone and it cheers you up on bad days. But mostly it was done in retaliation to his own lockscreen.

His is you barely awake, dishevelled, messy hair, dark rings under your eyes, puffy face, death glare, murderous expression. Looking like shit essentially. You both hate it and love it, cause on one hand you hate seeing yourself at your ugliest, but on the other, his insistence that he finds you ô so endearing like this is a heartwarming confession.

Your retaliation failed pathetically, since he does not have any shame about showing off his body, but you still kept it.

You once thought you could embarrass him by carrying him bridal style on the base, but this man is... unashamable. He took it all in stride, the back of his hand on his forehead, pretending to dramatically faint in your arms.

He sings in the shower. Is he good or bad at it... you decide.

Do NOT let him know that you like it when his voice gets raspy... ("Get on your FUCKING KNEES".mp3, "Ka-freakin-boom, baby".mp3) because he will NEVER let it down.

You gave him tremendous power and he will use it for no good. Changing his pitch on command in the worst situations (worst for you) to whisper sweet and filthy nothings in your ear or through the comms. (WATTYA MEAN ENGLISH DOESNT HAVE AN EQUIVALENT FOR "SUSURER"?? Yall missing out 😔)

"Ooh ya like mah voice, Bonnie? S'that right? Ah guess ah could indulge ya...for a price"

Purposely riles you up in public so you'll take it out on him afterwards. "Fuck you MacTavish!" He bites his lower lip, gives you doe eyes; he's so, so close to whimpering - "Wish you would."

Always has his fingers crossed that, when you get tired of his smart mouth, you'll tell him you can think of a better use for it than idle chatter. Wether you mean making out or talking between your legs, he's thrilled either way.

Human radiator. Loves winter because you will spontaneously seek his heat. Spends the summer pouting because you rebuff him.

How he comforts you: throws himself at your feet (if you're sitting), grabs your face or your hands, immediately asks what happened. Will listen religiously if you wanna talk about it. Always down to talk shit about the person who annoyed you. The kinda guy that can make you laugh through your tears, he doesn't care if he has to make a fool of himself for it to happen.

If you don't, he'll give you all the hugs you can ask for - these biceps were made for caging you against those pecs. Or if you're looking to take your mind off it, he'll come up on the spot with activities to do together.

Loves famous pop songs, like Britney Spears'. Not only will he sing along and dance, but he will manage to get YOU to sing along and dance with him. He doesn't take himself seriously at all. It's all about having a good time and letting loose. You end up laughing so much your stomach hurts.

"C'm'on bonnie, dance wi' me." "I don't know how to dance, Johnny. Forget about it." "Ah dinnae either! Let's look like idiots together." "I'm too self-conscious for that." "It's just me, hen. Ah won't judge ya." He laces his fingers with yours and lays kisses upon your knuckles, all the while staring at you with a mix of softness and encouragement.

#no one: #me: more women without make up in media and more sexualized men #rambling into the void #mine #cod mw2 #cod headcanons #cod hcs #soap x reader #cod x reader #cod x you #soap headcanons #soap holder #💀🧼 #headcanon #call of duty headcanons #johnny soap mctavish x reader #johnny soap mctavish x you #john soap mctavish x reader #john soap mctavish x you #soap mactavish x reader #soap mactavish x you #johnny soap mactavish

[i-am-church-the-cat]

My brain is like a scratched record, just repeating the interview thing where Alex said “I feel connected to [Logan]. Not in a romantic way, he just reminds me of myself.”

Like bro. Who was thinking romantic? I wasn’t but I am thinking about it NOW

#no one: #alex albon: i’m not in love with my teammate #is winter break going to make me seriously start shipping sargebon #i always saw them as more brotherly #but alex is so mean to him and logan is so happy about it #they drive me insane actually #logan sargeant #alex albon #sargebon #lolex #also i can’t remember exactly where i saw him say that #it was like a press conference type thing? it was dark? it might have been a fan zone

[euyrdice]

cheng xiaoshi and the loneliness of losing your parents as a child and being left alone. and the loneliness of being shunned by everyone around you your whole life and the loneliness of pushing them away. and the loneliness of living a thousand lives and carrying a strangers’ feelings and fears and loving the people they love only to leave them and their life behind and knowing it was never really yours. and the loneliness of having no one else who fully understands that constant grief.

#cheng xiaoshi #link click #shiguang daili ren #shiguang dali ren #🍓.shiguangdailiren #the inherent loneliness of being cheng xiaoshi #no one: #me: lets talk ab the loneliness in this character its ab the loneliness its ab the desire for connection its ab love with no where to go #my posts: media #link click meta #🍓.500+

[ghostdrinkssoup]

if I had a nickel for every time a show used ortolans as a metaphor to convey a younger man’s rite of passage into the deplorable and taboo world of the rich and powerful, all of which is being orchestrated by an older man who is unaware he is being played, I’d have two nickels. which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice

#still thinking about succession causally including ortolans what the fuck /pos #no one: #greg: are you trying to seduce me? #tom: yes! 😊 #I really didn’t think I’d see this again outside of hannibal wow #succession #tom wambsgans #greg hirsch #tomgreg #nbc hannibal #hannibal #will graham #hannigram #ghost speaks

[yandere-daydreams]

momentarily breaking my silence to wonder aloud if it would be out of character for gojo to say something as stupid as 'if i was your husband i'd be too busy fucking you to die'. i personally would not put it above him but i also think he'd feel a little bad if it made you cry. just a little.

#on one hand it is pretty tasteless from just a realistic dialogue angle #but on the other i do not think of gojo as a creature who generally thinks #just like #at all #nobody: #no one: #gojo: rip your dead husband but i'm built different #personal

[revvethasmythh]

I think something we're sleeping on in the Gale epilogue is that he says he wants to try writing books about our adventures, which directly puts him in competition with Volo, who is also writing about the same adventures

This would--inevitably--devolve into a writer/academic feud for the ages, spreading copious misinformation to the masses as both writers can accurately claim to be primary sources, with wildly different tellings between them. There will be synthesis commentary papers written about both of their works by historians for centuries, and even though Volo's is full of blatant lies it must be considered because he is....well, Volo. and, like, he was verifiably there and involved with everything. there is no world where that is not infuriating to an academic like Gale. Gale will be blowing a gasket for the rest of his life about being in competition with Volo's Tome of Lies. There will be sniping in the footnotes of all his papers at the bard for the rest of his life. Bitter bard vs academic warfare, that's what we're looking at here

#there was this paper I had to read in my undergrad research methodologies course #and it had a footnote that was--i shit you not--a full two pages long of the dude being pissed at structuralist interpretations of the topi #and that's what I imagine gale will be writing in his papers #like a full two page footnote of bitching about volo #glorious academic nonsense it makes me so happy #no one: #me: what about the academic implications of gale and volos wildly divergent tellings of the events of the mind flayer invasion of 1492 DR? #baldur's gate 3

[palestinalibre]

#no one: #chay and I in a random beach: #encontrarnos #poti

[rosiesriiveters]

My personal headcanon that it becomes Known in the 100th that no one is immune to the Rosie Effect (falling in love with him). Whenever they get a replacement, they experience this, only to realise that their competition for their huge crush on Major Rosenthal is the entire 100th.

#jack kidd becomes Very Protective. #u talk shit about rosie air exec jack kidd will appear in front of you and berate you for like a full 30 mins #no one: #rosie's crew @ rosie 24/7: 😍 #its funny bc its mutual #rosie rosenthal #robert rosenthal #masters of the air #tv: masters of the air #ch: rosie #jack talks