Graendal: I'm free. I'm finally free. How long has it been?
Lanfear: About three thousand years.
Graendal: Fuck, that long? Can I borrow your phone, I want to see what they're saying about me on social media.
Lanfear: Yeeaaah, about that...
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about to disappear into the woods for another 2 weeks ✨
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i love the haikyuu fandom. y'all are cool as shit, funny as hell, and sweet as fuck.
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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
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can anyone tell me why i enter the grocery store a normal person and emerge as some sort of vile ravening monster
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every genius who thinks mandatory two-factor authentication is a good idea should be forced to do tech support for a public library that serves a lot of elderly poor people
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The ache for home lives in all of us, the safe place where we can go as we are and not be questioned.
~ Maya Angelou, All God's Children Need Travelling Shoes
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I love ending e-mails with "thank you in advance". Like what are you going to now? Not do the thing I already thanked you for? Bring dishonor on yourself like that? No? I didn't think so. Check mate you have been played by the master of manipulation.
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my dog in pokemon mystery dungeon
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