#no request

[nakunakunomi]

Happy Birthday, Inosuke! - Inosuke x Reader

It was Inosuke's birthday yesterday, and I just had this very silly idea. I know I am a day late, I started yesterday but I was just too tired! It's short, and very silly, but I just wanted to get this out of my head still. Please pretend it's still the 22nd. Enjoy!

2nd person, GN reader.

“I will show them. Me? Unable to get some herbs from the village and return before sunset?”

Inosuke interrupted his own thoughts to laugh out loud, triumphantly holding up the herbs in his fist, not caring that there was no one there to hear or see his victory just yet. 

He was never one to back down from a challenge, if anything, he’d be the one creating challenges even in situations where no one had even challenged him at all. But if he had taken a few seconds to think, it was a little bit of a strange situation. Fortunately for you, Inosuke rarely took any time to think at all. 

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You so desperately wanted to throw Inosuke a surprise birthday party, but it was so hard to keep secrets from him, mostly because he spent a lot of time with you, and would immediately notice if you were trying to shake him somehow. Unless…

You had managed to get the word out to a select group of people, they would get supplies and help you set up the party. You had planned a date and a time. You had no missions. Everything was going according to plan, except for one thing: setting it up would be absolutely impossible without Inosuke noticing. 

You had been wrecking your brain all day to find a way to make him leave for just a couple of hours, and then it hit you all of a sudden. There was only one way to make him do something: tell him loudly you didn’t think he could do it. 

Plan in mind, you went outside to where he was training, sighing dramatically as you sat down. This caught his attention, although he did not stop training at all, instead just turning his body slightly to make eye contact (or so you assumed, you had no idea what way he was truly looking with his boar mask on) and tilting his head, urging you to speak. 

“We ran out of medicinal herbs a little while ago, and I only just remembered when checking the pantries. I know the shop is going to close in a little while, it is impossible to get to the village and back in that time.”

You shook your head dramatically, really putting emphasis on that last part, hoping that you weren’t overdoing your acting. 

“Y/N! Do you know who you are talking to? I, Inosuke, king of the mountains, will run to the village and back before the sun even starts to set!” 

You had him right where you needed him, but you decided to add one more little push. 

“Are you sure?” You frowned a little in pretend disbelief, “the sun will set in less than two hours.” 

“I am sure! And I will prove it to you, right now!” 

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He had gone off without even double-checking exactly which herbs were needed, and you had been able to start preparations for the party. It didn’t take too long for your friends to arrive and help you set up, putting up decorations and filling the table with food, all Inosuke’s favorites. You couldn’t help but feel all giddy inside, you wondered how Inosuke would react, he probably wouldn’t have had many birthday parties before in his life. For a moment you hoped he at least knew it was his birthday, and wouldn’t think this was some type of ambush. 

“He’s coming!” 

Those words from the one on lookout were enough to silence your thoughts and all the party guests, turning off the lights and patiently waiting for the king of the mountains to arrive with the herbs, ready to surprise him and start the party. 

As expected, he slowed down when he noticed the house being completely dark. Dropping the herbs, he reached for his swords, suddenly completely focused and ready to attack whoever was causing whatever was going on. You shut your eyes for a second, hoping desperately that no one would get wounded in the reveal. 

He walked up to the front door, looking around at every step, before charging in loudly, never one for subtelty or slow action. The room being filled with light and people the second he got in, momentarily startled him enough for someone to push his arms down a little, just so no one would get a sharp saw blade in their face. 

“Surprise!!” 

Inosuke was confused for a second, looking around wildly, mask moving as he took in all the people, the decorations, the food, before -supposedly- landing on your beaming face, walking up to him. You only knew for sure he was looking at you once he spoke up. 

“Y/n? What’s going on?” A party?” 

“A surprise party, for you! Happy birthday Inosuke!” 

You made use of his surprised stupor to carefully grab either side of his mask, tilting his head so you could place a kiss on the snout of the boar face. The sound he made underneath the boar head made you doubt your decision for a split second, until you noticed the steam coming out of the little fluffy ears. 

Loud laughter errupted all around you and you moved to remove the mask to repeat your earlier action properly. 

#inosuke x reader #inosuke x y/n #inosuke x you #inosuke hashiriba #kny x reader #kny inosuke #bday fic #gn reader #no request #kimetsu no yaiba #demon slayer #demon slayer inosuke #kimetsu no yaiba x reader #demon slayer x reader

[sourcherryandsprinkles]

Daemon Targaryen x virgin!reader

Blood sheets if possible that daemon show to people with pride. Could be his new inocent wife, younger then him.

Sorry, but I won't be writing this type of request. It's giving me flashbacks of that one 1D fic (you know the one, we've all read it at some point) and disgusts me in many ways

#abut requests #no request

[theygender]

Having a vagina honestly sucks bc it's like you have to do fucking alchemy just to prevent yourself from getting sick. You've got an intricate ecosystem of microorganisms down there that you're dependent on for your own well-being and they can be set off by the tiniest fucking thing

Keeping your pubes too short can cause yeast infections, but letting them get too long can also cause yeast infections. Washing the area with specialized soap can help prevent yeast infections, but it can also cause them. Your periods can cause yeast infections, and so can the medicine you take to stop your periods. Having sex can cause yeast infections, especially if the person you're having sex with is diabetic (???). Being diabetic can cause yeast infections. Wearing the wrong clothes or eating the wrong things can cause yeast infections. Not getting enough fucking sleep can cause yeast infections. The list is neverending

Luckily, yeast infections are fairly easy to treat with OTC medicine that you can find at any Walmart. BUT! Even if all of your symptoms indicate that you have a yeast infection, you have to take a test first to confirm that it's a yeast infection (they do not sell the tests at Walmart) bc you might actually have the opposite of a yeast infection (bacterial vaginosis) which has the exact same symptoms as a yeast infection but is caused by an imbalance of different microorganisms. And if you use yeast infection medicine to treat a bacterial infection it will light your pussy on fire. So if you have a bacterial infection, you must instead visit your local witch doctor (gynecologist) and get prescribed special potions (antibiotics) to treat it

Antibiotics can also cause yeast infections

#rambling #uhh #tmi #request to tag #i wonder if a vaginectomy would prevent yeast infections permanently #greatest hits

[hellsitegenetics]

Are.. are there any matches for Smash Mouth All Star full lyrics? I need to know. For science!!!

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Closest match: Ennomos fuscantarius genome assembly, chromosome: 3 Common name: Dusky Thorn Moth

#tumblr genetics #genetics #moths #dusky thorn moth #all star #smash mouth #requests #sent to me #asks #CONGRATULATIONS!!! ITS A MOTH!!!

[t00thpasteface]

patron request for RAYQUAZA WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

#art #sketch #request #pokemon #rayquaza #memes

[howdidthisevenhappenanyway]

happy wash your fucking water bottle wednesday

#as requested by the moustache cody server #don’t get mould poisonong ner vode #star wars memes #obi wan kenobi #description in alt

[snaxle]

btw if a trans man decides that they want to get pregnant and you're not normal about this and start spewing a bunch of transphobic shit i show up at your house and beat you to death with a baseball bat

#og #omg a hit tweet #yes this got flagged as mature. i am not requesting a second review because it'll be declined. o7 #but also im not necessarily upset bc this label means less people see this post and my notifications aren't full of annoying people anymore #YIPEEE

[ofcarnivora]

But it's our's????

#per @lostchips request #podzol's nephew #mineapple #lemon???? #silken windhound #sighthound #emerson #podzolsilken

[startreklesbian]

DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES 2023, dir. Jonathan Goldstein & John Francis Dale

#dndhatedit #dndedit #filmedit #fantasyedit #dungeons and dragons honor among thieves #dnd honor among thieves #request #mine #* #i love how weird they look in comparison to jarnathan and the dragonborns #funky practical effects > cgi

[aweega]

jeff the unaliver doing tiktok dances over my dead body after stabbing me thirty eight times in the chest

#^ guys the censorship is part of the joke i promise 😭 <- in response to some tags i've gotten #jeff the killer #<- tagged by request

[ryuga104]

I wonder if when vox sleeps his dreams play across his face?

You mean like this?

#doodle #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #vox #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel valentino #hazbin hotel velvette #staticradio #request

[really-fucked-up-stimboards]

falling down a flight of stairs stimboard ?

#the same shit happened to my sister and she broke her nose #not me tho #I’m too cool to fall #stimboard #anti stim #cursed stimboard #fast gif #fast gif warning #shitpost #stim #stimboard requests #cursed stim #shitty stimboard #stim gifs #stimblr

[keirahknightley]

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)

🎬 Peter Jackson

+ IMDb trivia

#lord of the rings #lotr #lotredit #tolkienedit #filmedit #filmgifs #moviegifs #dailyflicks #junkfooddaily #userbbelcher #tlotrgifs #usersansa #userhayf #usersugar #userrobin #tusereliza #userleah #underbetelgeuse #arthurpendragonns #* #thanks for the request #more of these are coming #anyway brb crying over billy jackson having perfect hobbit hair

[vaspider]

Hey uhh Lyft what the fuck

#image description requested #too angry to speak

[teleomancer]

how to solve your potatoes from sticking to the pan

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#hate nanoangstrom hate hate you know the line #appending 'before 2020' to all search requests here on out

[heart-of-the-morningstar]

Mike getting absolutely BODIED by Spring Bonnie

#fnaf #fnaf movie #five nights at freddy's #five nights at freddy's movie #fnaf spoilers #fnaf movie spoilers #five nights at freddy's spoilers #five nights at freddy's movie spoilers #mike schmidt #josh hutcherson #spring bonnie #springtrap #purple guy #steve raglan #william afton #matthew lillard #dude he almost got chomped by a cupcake a minute ago! #give my guy a break! #rip mike #someone requested this and i cannot remember who lol #this is for you friend!