So, for a while, I've been like "wow, I eat way too much fast food, we gotta cut down on that and start cooking more at home". And then my wife was away for three days, I didn't eat out at all, and by the third day I was nearly blacking out any time I did anything at all. Getting out of bed. Standing up. Climbing stairs (which I have to do to go to the bathroom). Taking the dogs out. Orgasming. It was just an unsustainable situation.
At this point I don't know how to maintain consciousness without eating fast food every day unless I'm literally doing shots of salt water, which... I've done it before, let me tell you, it's MISERABLE and comes with the added problem where you might throw it up shortly after.
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Woah!
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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:
this concludes the announcement
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Hey gamers I'm about to give the gift of pasta to others (myself) to increase my rapport, does anyone want some
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I don't know how else to say this and I know there are good examples of it, but you know you're going to have bad pizza when it's square.
Each one, each rectangle of pizza, has been either Just Bread™ or very bland. Universally undersauced. Often overly greasy.
No love or care put into the pizza. The mass production of pizza. Each square made to fill the most mouths with the least amount of pizza. Pizzerias setting pepper flakes and parmesan, hoping the mountains you add to it will mask the tastelessness. Cut by a wire mesh instead of the gentle hand of a chef.
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I'm mad...... sat down to make tunes, made this instead... NO, I don't know what it means....
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I went to McDonald's today and..
Why is no sauce a note AND a separate order, it doesn't even have a price
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dang i can really just draw anyone in a gwynevere dress can't i. no one's gonna stop me
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Whoever needs to hear this. Please know.
"Closed at 6pm" does not mean "The entry door locks up at 6, but if you're already inside you can keep on shopping."
It means, "you should be finished and out of the store at 6pm."
This is not up for debate
This is just how things work
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No single line has ever wrecked me as hard as this one from the Good Place and I think about it constantly
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I don't know how i feel about pineapple pizza
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id be alot more onboard with pf if they'd hire an artist with at least some sense of style
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Things Neil Gaiman said about our ineffable husbands that make my heart skip a few beats:
- this is a love story
- they like holding hands
- they held hands in season 1 (he let us figure out that it was on the bus)
- it’s implied that Aziraphale stayed at Crowley’s apartment the night after the No-pocalypse
- this is a love story
- roughly 4 years passed between s1 and 2
- they will have a cottage in the South Downs at some point
- shoemaker-cum-obstetrician
- he called Michael and David ‘my boys’
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Me when i dissociate
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