me: oh i had a dream last night with one of my friends in it,, damn,,, what happened in it,,, i remember their face but nothing else really,, haha maybe i’ll mention it to them anyway lmao
me, 2 seconds later: [eyes widening] oh no, we were romantically involved
me: ABORT. DO NOT TELL FRIEND. MENTION NOTHING. THIS NEVER HAPPENED.
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