#no seriously what the fuck

[zedif-y]

when u get attached to another character out of nowhere it's like . ur walking thru ur mind la la lala and u wave like hi zed hi impulse hi tango hi joel, hope u slept well--

RENDOG?

#ryan's screaming #no seriously what the fuck #who let the dog in #(not complainingKWHSKDNDMX)

[pickedpiper]

What in gods name does Toby Fox possess to summon Kikiyama out of whatever realm they were hiding in and ask for their Denny’s order

I both fear and admire this man to a ridiculous degree

#undertale #deltarune #yume nikki #toby fox #kikiyama #indie games #indie game devs #not off #shitpost #NO SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK #WHAT A WAY TO START THE YEAR OFF GOD DAMN #WHAT POWER DOES TOBIUS RADIATION FOX HOLD TO GET AN INTERVIEW WITH KIKIYAMA #I honest to god did not think this would ever happen but now it did #honestly nothing for the rest of the year can top this #(unless Toby and Mortis Ghost collab)

[butwhatisit]

Saw my first fic on AO3 with tags stating the fic was made with AI and just

#ao3 #what the fuck #no seriously what the fuck #thanks I hate it

[freelanceexorcist]

FFVII Remake spoilers under the cut.

So I’m probably as caught up as I’m going to be at this time, so here are some hot takes all in one place.

*So “the you know I killed her” line seems to have been spoken by a version of Sephiroth that Cloud is hallucinating, at least that’s what I get from how he just appears and disappears and no one else seems to acknowledge that he’s there. Yeah, Cloud's head is a dumpster fire.

*Seems like the dev team took a big, fat shit on Team Ore Sephiroth, hyping up what a great guy he used to be and making us hope he might have a chance only to make him even more cartoonishly evil than he was in the original game. Fuck you for that. I'm sure the purists are squealing with glee right now, though. Fuck them, too.

*The Glenn impersonation though? *chef’s kiss* Now that was awesome. Sephiroth dipping his toe in the political intrigue waters, declaring war on Shinra and verbally wailing on Rufus was a pleasure to behold. Poignant, too, that he’s taking the form of the first friend he ever had, a friend that Rufus cold-bloodedly shot in the back. You really are a little bitch, Rufus, and Sephiroth wants to make sure you know that.

*Yeah, there's bad blood between those two that goes way back. The way Sephiroth just seethed at Rufus and the way Rufus pumped bullet after bullet into the black cloak that was his meat suit, still pulling the trigger after the gun was empty. Yeah, Rufus doesn't have some noble goal when it comes to Sephiroth, he's just fucking pissed at him. It's personal on both ends of that one.

*Maybe the old man paid more attention to Sephiroth than he ever did to his actual kid and Rufus is mighty sore (and jealous) over that. Maybe he's pissed that the glory he craved went to Sephiroth instead, who didn't even want it (yeah, Rufus, we know why dictators throw massive military parades for themselves). Maybe Sephiroth is resentful of Rufus because, all things considered, he got a relatively normal childhood while Sephiroth had to suffer under Hojo and was chucked onto a battlefield when he was just 15.

*And I'm gonna need to know more about how the trooper that Sephiroth couldn't save in the river turned into Zack from Cloud's point of view.

*So why did Sephiroth save Cloud from the Midgar Zolom? Wouldn’t it have been in his best interests to let him die, then he could get on with his dastardly plan relatively unhindered?

*Tseng gets stabbed right through and just walks it off. Damn, son.

*Yeah, I'm disappointed that they just made Sephiroth a generic villain to be defeated so you can save the day. But whatever version of him is trolling the shit out of Rufus? I'd follow that one to Hell and back.

*Man, I’m really gonna need those Japanese-speaking folks to chime in on what pronoun he’s using at any given time. *lights up the Bat Signal*

*This confusing-ass story is giving me a headache. I’m gonna stop now and just say

#FFVII Rebirth spoilers #FF7 Rebirth spoilers #Sephiroth #Rufus Shinra #Glenn Lodbrok #no seriously what the fuck #Cloud Strife

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.

Barry has three sons... and they're all named Wallace.

Wallace Rudolph West. Wallace Daniel West. Donald Wallace Allen.

Hey Barry???? What the fuck my guy?

#no seriously what the fuck #why are they like this #they think that only five names exist #why do they think that #do they need me to buy them more names????? #dc #dc comics #the flash #kid flash #wally west #ace west #don allen #barry allen

[whovianderson]

WHOVIANS LOOK AT THIS RIGHT NOW

#IM ACTUALLY NOT OKAY RIGHT NOW #NO SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK #doctor who #60th anniversary #rtd2 #david tennant #fourteenth doctor #donna noble #catherine tate #beep the meep #doctor who extended universe #doctor who comics #the star beast #doctor who spoilers

[littleoceanbabe]

how did phoebe even invite jamie. how did she get into contact with him without roy knowing about it. i have so many questions and none of them will be answered.

#ted lasso #ted lasso spoilers #jamie tartt #roy kent #no seriously what the fuck #my theory is that jamie 100% babysat and they gossiped about roy and jamie gave phoebe his number #so they could talk abt uncle roy behind his back teehee #or roy talking about jamie all the time to phoebe #phoebe getting sick of roy’s shit #sneaking into the club herself and just telling jamie to come over to her party for uncle roy day #obsessed w this scene so so so so so fucking much u have no idea

[heretherebedork]

Excuse me, Minato's Laundromat? This is the audacity (derogatory) that I did not want. Excuse me, really? Fuck that. Nope. It doesn't fit the story we've seen, the world we're in with this story, any of it. Nope. Absolutely not. This just plain doesn't work. Seriously? This is the end plot you go with? Seriously? Fucking amnesia? What, and I mean this in the worst way, the fuck?

I thought we were gonna get stuff about legalizing gay marriage when Shin got hurt, 'cause I knew that was coming. I did not think this was going to be fucking amnesia. @absolutebl Is this a punishment for starting to trust a second season?

#minato shouji coin laundry 2 #no seriously what the fuck #absolutely what the fuck #why #no thank you

[steel-casket]

honestly shout out to elliemitchellphotography for this and this because i've literally just been thinking abt this entire photoshoot since yesterday

#no seriously what the fuck #i got the notif for the newest uploads while i was eating yesterday and it changed the trajectory of my life forever #motionless in white #miw #miw band #ricky olson #ricky horror #:3 #HE'S SO PRETTY WHY AM I ABOUT TO CRY AGAIN??¿¿¿

[axquiva]

Will I get bashed for this? Maybe. But it needs to be said.

I don't care what your excuse for it is, if you wrote smut about ANY of the kids in stranger things pre s3 & 4 I feel unsafe around you.

So what if you aged up the characters? The fact you even wanted to write smut about them in the first place is vile.

They were 11 and 12. Make them 57 years old, it dosent change the fact you watched a show with little kids and decided to write sexually explicit works on them. And then fucking published it.

Plain wrong.

Also, majority of the people writing these fanfics are late teenagers/adults. Grown people. I'm gonna be sick.

#its so gross #no seriously what the fuck #stranger things #mike wheeler #will byers #byler #lucas sinclair #max mayfield #eleven #dustin henderson #lumax #elmax #mileven #stranger things kids

[polarismirage]

THEY JUST STARTED PLAYING A FUCKING LOVE LIVE SONG?

#friends at the table #counter/weight #friends at the table: counter/weight #no seriously what the fuck

[just-aris-thoughts]

Nicole thought you were ghetto for carrying a knife to school but jecka said you were and I quote "Kiss he brother on the lips white"

...What the fuck?

#class of 09 #ari class of 09 #no seriously what the fuck

[sunsonasaturday]

i wonder if ty tenant, too, will aspire to kiss michael sheen as much as his father did

#good omens #ty tennant is our savior #ineffable husbands #no seriously what the fuck #good omens s2

[everyoneisgayandtrans]

#gay #transgender #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtq+ #trans #every character is gay and trans #gepard #what kind of fucking name is gepard #no seriously what the fuck #im sorry #fuck #goddammit #hsr #honkai star rail #honkai #whatever

[toubledrouble]

I love checking up on my old fandoms cause like what the FUCK is going on in the Miraculous Ladybug fandom?

#No seriously what the FUCK #miraculous ladybug #miraculous season 5 #50 shades of remixed plot twists #Just about fucking nothing happened for years while I was in the fandom and now it's happening all at the same time #I have to catch up with the series because the spoilers I have seen are absolutely batshit

[anamizuiro]

Slight spoiler for chapter 8(?)

If i had a nickle for a major/important character owning something that a mysterious and certainly suspicious organization/group wants to the point the character is being targeted for said something because they want it for reasons that we will find out by ourselves as we venture further into the story, then i'd have two nickles.

Which isn't a lot. But it's weird that it happens twice.

#love and deepspace #love and deepspace mc #no seriously what the fuck #i am suddenly emotionally invested in whatever they gonna pull out