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everlarksquell · 2 months
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finnick and katniss’s friendship brings such a comedic relief in catching fire. their banter is unmatched, and how they come together to prank peeta(????? gotta love them.
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anotherdragon · 2 months
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why did soda's arc become being a depressed alcoholic and going to rehab 😭 his blood smells like sadness and an impossible future. his blood tastes like soda alcohol and regret. this is like every fanfic about some minor character who appears once why is the funny bit character angsty and brooding
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inmyheadimobsessed · 6 months
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no shade but who know how to photoshop that white woman out the picture? i just wanna see tish and ayo
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bebemoon · 4 months
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Timothee Chalamet has all the appeal of a pre-licked saltine cracker.
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Addressing this mess…
You probably all heard what happened from a certain creator on here, but I’m here to debunk some of these accusations to the best of my abilities.
1. Plagiarism allegations
Plagiarism is by proper definition: The practice of taking someone else’s work or ideas and passing them off as one’s own. Which I did not do at all!!! I simply made a bait/joke post which in hindsight was in truly poor taste and I am sorry to those I offended with it:((( /I forgot to put tone indicators under tags/ I do NOT endorse plagiarism at ALL!!! Also, stop twisting the definition of plagiarism to fit your ideals:///
2. Call outpost I made like 3 months ago
I made that post a while ago to call out a creator who responded negatively to me kindly asking for a part 2 of a fic they made that I liked. I was sent threats of all kind by their followers/Anons so I made that post to call them out. I did NOT make that post because they didn’t want to do my request, I made it because I was being ruthlessly attacked by them and their fans. I will admit that looking back now that I somewhat consume dark content so I shouldn’t have made fun of them for making that type of content I’m sorry. I won’t apologize for anything else though i simply reacted with the same energy that was thrown at me:)))
Edit: Also!!! It’s very hypocritical of a different creator to get mad at me over the “plagiarism” allegations when the streets are saying that you’ve plagiarized other people’s fics and blocked them when they called you out(with hard proof btw!!!) No shade tho:))
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smute · 8 months
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inspired by my tags ⬆️ on this poast:
LAUNDRY STRIPPING
basickly laundry stripping is an old (ish) tiktok trend that for some reason has started appearing on my dashboard recently.
it involves soaking your clean laundry in a bathtub with hot water and a solution of borax, baking soda, and detergent, and the idea is to "deep-clean" your clothes removing detergent, fabric softener residue, body oils that have collected on your clothes over time, and other grime. the viral videos all show tubs full of opaque brownish gray water.
HOWEVER! the implicit (or sometimes explicit) message that "your washing machine isn't actually cleaning your clothes 🙀🙀🙀" or more bluntly, "your clean clothes are actually FILTHY!😵" borders on fear-mongering imo which is the part that really pisses me off. i've seen people blame everything from big detergent to fast fashion, and many people seem to swear by laundry stripping as a necessary practice, so i am here to debunk it. i am the debunker.
now i am become debunker, the debunker of bullshit.
✂️hyperfocus kicked in so the rest is under the cut✂️
TL;DR:
laundry stripping can technically help, but it only addresses a symptom rather than the cause of the problem. generally speaking, it is unnecessary if you wash your laundry correctly.
but many people don't.
so let's review:
I. AVOID UNNECESSARY ADDITIVES
softeners (including dryer sheets) and perfume (those scented pearls of waxy stuff) fuck with the properties of textiles (both natural and synthetic) and they can build up on the fibers. THAT IS NOT NECESSARILY AN ISSUE, in fact, it's what they're designed to do, but over time it can make fabrics feel less fluffy, it stops cotton from absorbing moisture (especially bad for bedding/towels), and it messes with functional fabrics (active wear etc).
if you really really want to use fabric softener, try limiting yourself to shirts and stuff. dont use it for underwear, and definitely dont use it for bedding and towels. also, try using less of it/don't use it for every load.
II. AVOID OVERDOSING
if you use too much laundry detergent, there's a chance that some of it will be left behind on your clothes even after the final rinse cycle. it can also make your clothes feel sticky and irritate your skin. more importantly though, IT WILL BUILD UP IN YOUR MACHINE, which not only damages seals and gaskets and wears out the motor, it also encourages the growth of bacteria and mold.
this is an easy fix though. apart from the fact that washing machines, like all appliances, need to be cleaned regularly, you can easily tell if you're overdosing by looking at and feeling your laundry at the end of a cycle. if there are any suds left or if the fabric feels slippery, put it through another rinse cycle and try using a little less detergent next time.
III. KNOW HOW TO CHOOSE THE CORRECT CYCLE AND TEMPERATURE
your washing machine has multiple settings for a reason. DON'T use the same one for everything all the time and DO NOT BE AFRAID OF THE HOT WATER SETTING. please please PLEASE wash your towels and bedding at higher temperatures.
okay, so afaik many american washing machines use lower temps because they depend on an external hot water source. according to google, the "hot water" setting on american washers can mean anything over 130°F (55°C), which is the minimum temp i would recommend for bedding and towels. (obviously mind the instructions on the tags, but tbh if a cotton pillowcase or towel can't be washed at hot temps, dont even buy it).
european washers usually have a built-in water heater and allow you to select a specific temperature, including a 95°C (203°F) cycle. USE THAT. i know, i know, every detergent brand has jumped on the climate change marketing bandwagon and tells you to conserve energy because their super duper laundry sauce can remove stains at ice cold temperatures, but that's exactly the problem. as a rule: the higher your water temperature, the less you depend on aggressive additives to clean your laundry. and if you have a washer that can do 95°C/203°F, it's probably a front loader and quite energy efficient to begin with.
like i said, 60°C/140°F is the minimum i would recommend for bedding/towels as well as for washcloths, cleaning rags, dish towels, etc. but do try to make use of the 95°C/203°F cycle occasionally. 60°C/140°F is also good for underwear and things that are actually dirty.
the 40°C/104°F cycle is totally fine for most other things, and if you're washing delicates or things that are just "worn" rather than dirty/sweaty/stained you can definitely do 30°C (86°F). google says this would be the "warm water" setting on american washers (=generally between 90°F/32°C and 110°F/43°C).
and tbh if it's your jam, feel free to do 20°C/68°F (="cold water") for those things. BUT NOT FOR BEDDING AND TOWELS
IV. SO WHAT ABOUT LAUNDRY STRIPPING?
you can do whatever you want forever. if your clothes feel sticky and not clean and you think you may have been overdosing your detergent or if you use a lot of fancy additives because you like mixing colorful things and miss making potions on the playground (no judgement btw) go ahead and try it.
one thing i want to say though is that in 90% of the videos i've seen about laundry stripping, the murky brown water is literally just DYE. 🥴 scorching hot water alone is more than enough to make textiles bleed color.
borax is also an irritant and laundry soaked in such a concoction is not something i would handle with my bare hands (if borax was legal in germany lol). hell, most detergents can irritate your skin, so if you decide to strip your laundry with this method, please use gloves.
V. A BETTER ALTERNATIVE
this is based on personal experience btw, im not just talking out of my ass. if you've been using a lot of additives and your clothes don't feel clean or smell weird even when they're freshly washed, try the following troubleshooting steps:
CLEAN YOUR WASHING MACHINE
DO NOT USE BLEACH AND VINEGAR! oddly enough, this seems to be the number one recommendation on many websites, but mixing bleach and vinegar creates POISONOUS CHLORINE GAS! 😐 both things can also potentially damage rubber seals/gaskets. instead, try the following:
start by manually cleaning the parts of your washing machine that are accessible from the outside. remove the detergent drawer/dispenser compartment, take it apart, and clean it with warm water. use a bit of dish soap and a sponge or an old tooth brush to get rid of stuck-on gunk.
wipe down the rubber gasket around the lid/door. this is just to remove any gunk or lint stuck in there so water should be enough, but you can use a bit of dish soap if you like
find the filter on your machine, take it out, clean it with a paper towel, and rinse it off
finally, run an empty cycle at the highest temp but add one or two tablespoons of natron/baking soda instead of laundry detergent
repeat as needed
REMOVE FABRIC SOFTENER RESIDUE FROM YOUR CLOTHES
tbh i hesitate to call it "residue" because coating the fibers of your clothes is literally the whole point of fabric softeners, but that's exactly why they can be problematic.
most fabric softeners are hydrophobic, so water alone won't do anything. instead, try soaking your clothes in lukewarm water with dish soap, which also works great for removing fabric softener stains, or simply put them through a cycle with dish soap instead of detergent. (please don't use too much though because it can produce a lot of foam🫧)
AVOID COMMON MISTAKES
try to remember the basic tips from above going forward:
avoid unnecessary additives (fabric softener, dryer sheets [the same thing basically], and laundry perfume)
less is more. don't use too much detergent. pods are gimmicky and fun and very convenient, but they don't give you much control over the amount. for liquid detergent and washing powder, stick to the instructions. also, detergent pods are a major source of microplastics.
choose the right cycle and water temperature.
VI. SECRET BONUS TIPS
not directly related to laundry stripping but useful to keep in mind:
don't overstuff your washing machine, and if you do half a load/a smaller load, adjust the amount of detergent accordingly.
if you use a tumble dryer, CLEAN THE FILTER AND LINT TRAP AFTER EVERY SINGLE LOAD FOR GOD'S SAKE. not only is it kind of desgostang to let all that hair and lint accumulate, it's also a fire risk 🔥 additionally, clean the internal filter as well as the vent hose regularly, and check for lint in the less accessible areas and behind/underneath the dryer.
don't leave zippers unzipped, but DO leave buttons unbuttoned.
this one is hard, i know, but try not to leave wet laundry in the machine for hours and hours. set a timer. not only will your clothes be wrinkly, they will also develop a funny smell very (and i mean very) quickly. if a load has been in there overnight, it probably needs to be washed again.
additionally, leave the lid/door open after a cycle to allow moisture to escape and to prevent mildew in your washing machine
finally, and i know this is gonna be controversial, but SORT YOUR LAUNDRY! 😭 it's the one necessary step that allows you to use the appropriate cycle/water temperature for different loads. color bleeding is not the only concern here, and you absolutely do not have to wash all colors separately, but separating whites from darks WILL preserve their color without the need for bleaching/lightening agents. general rule: separate whites from darks and bright colors. separate delicate fabrics from heavy denim. group things by cycle/temp. combine things like bedding and towels, or underwear and sweaty/stained clothes, and group semi-clean stuff that only needs a cold wash. i swear it's not as complicated as it sounds.
ok rant over 💕
sources: personal experience, my mom, research and critical thinking skills
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vaspider · 5 months
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I love the new Tumblr filtering system bc it means I never have to see a post about Laika again.
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pkmn-smashorpass · 4 months
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I think Gardevoir is overhyped. Out of all Pokémon in existence, you wanna bang the one that looks like a human? Huge missed potential, Gardevoir fans need to experiment more.
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Weird that I’m a human that wants to bang humans
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thecoffeelorian · 1 month
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"This is a set, do not separate"--hey listen, did anybody send this to Lucasfilm yet...?
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trent didn’t even say anything profound about city. we’re all thinking it and honestly, I would’ve extended the statement to psg and r- *call drops*
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babblingeccentric · 9 months
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Marco NSFW ABC headcanons
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
He's attentive and sweet about cleaning you up but he really isn't a fan of pillow talk. He wants to sit quietly in the peace of post orgasm and stare out the window maybe have a rare smoke. He'll cuddle you if you ask and are quiet about it.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
He likes his legs. And his chest. And his wings.
He'll lie and say he's a tits man but what he really likes is his partner's face.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
It's vaguely sweet since he eats a lot of fruit and he likes coming on your thighs and stomach
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Doesn't really have any. He's private about his sex life compared to a lot of other guys because he doesn't brag but he doesn't really feel shame about his sexual desires. I do think he'd be a little ashamed of having a partner much younger than him in a relationship. He doesn't want people to think he's taking advantage of you, even if he does find your ingenue vibe very attractive
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
Very experienced but you don't know it until you get him into bed. He doesn't like to brag. His previous conquests will do that for him
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
He likes it when you're on your back on the bed or the desk or the counter and hes standing up
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Slightly more to the goofy side, simply as a way to defuse the tension. He likes to make his partner feel comfortable. He also just doesn't take stuff too seriously.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
He doesn't have a lot of body hair and his bush kinda matches his head hair and looks like an upside down palm tree. Don't laugh at it he'll get cranky
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
He tends to have more casual sex than actual relationships, and he's not really a super romantic guy either. I think his love language is quality time. Anyway I think he's a good lover he's just not very intimate or romantic about it usually. I think the intimacy is more something that evolves naturally from when he keeps coming back if I'm making sense
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Usually does it in the shower because it's the most reliable time and place that he gets left alone. Somebody's always asking him to reattach their pinky or look at their weird rash on this ship
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Brat tamer. He likes a little challenge to his authority. And an excuse to punish.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
The bedroom is a classic but due to aforementioned vying for his time anywhere with a lock on the door is his preference. Some people on this ship don't know how to knock.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
He really likes it when you get dressed up all nice for him. He likes a little insubordination too.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
He's not into any serious edgeplay where he has to be super careful about managing your safety- breathplay, suspension, knife or gunplay, cutting or whipping, stuff like that. He also hates if you do something just cause it gets him off. It's important to him that you're just as into it.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Eats pussy absolutely spectacularly and enjoys it, it's an open secret among the nurses who absolutely take advantage. Can appreciate a good blowjob as a quick and easy way to get off but he doesn't like to suck dick very much himself.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.
Tends toward hard and steady but a little on the slow side. He likes to take his time with good things in life.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Like I said he likes to take his time, so he's not huge into quickies. But if a partner initiates one he's not going to say no.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
He doesn't like super risky kink where he genuinely has to worry about harming you. However he does like making you struggle to be quiet so you don't get caught. He's pretty game to experiment otherwise though.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Can last a good while but he's too old cum more than once an hour these days.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
He's got one or two, a Fleshlight and maybe a vibrator or dildo. He usually uses them on himself but if a partner shows interest he'll use them on you.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Definitely a bit of a tease. He likes taking his time and making a partner beg for it before finally giving it to them. But he can also be pretty giving and indulgent it honestly depends on his mood.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
He's a pretty quiet guy naturally. He'll grunt and moan softly and swear a little. But he's not usually very loud or talkative.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Generally a top, and was pretty strict about it when he was younger but he loosened up a bit as he got older. Now he'll bottom very occasionally if he's in the mood for it and it's pretty spectacular.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
He's got chicken legs despite them being his strongest body part. He shaves his chest hair so his tattoo is visible. Respectably average dick. Uncircumcised. Used to have a tan line from his stupid anklet. Still has a sandals tan.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Pretty average. It's not high but it'll keep you satisfied.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
One of those weird guys who doesn't get sleepy after sex. He likes to just sit quietly and stare out the window. He prefers a partner that falls asleep immediately because then he gets his peace and quiet. And he likes to watch his partner sleep because he thinks it's cute.
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morning-rituals · 27 days
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All of these Djo interviews on the radio and in print! Love to see it. He’s so humble and gracious about it all. He really is a right proper lad, and it’s one of the things I adore most about him. Talent and good looks mean nothing to me if the person is an ass.
But am I the only one who isn’t upset about the Stranger Things mentions? It’s the thing he’s most known for after all. Joe knows that, and seems incredibly grateful about being part of it. Based on interviews from 2022 up to now, he’s come to accept the role it’s played in attracting a listeners. Yes, he wanted to hide it initially to allow his music stand on its own. He succeeded, too, very cleverly avoiding the usual disdain received by actors who venture into the musical world. Critics lauded Twenty-Twenty, explicitly stating that Joe had shown he wasn’t just an actor with a vanity project. So, he has the receipts now, and he was comfortable enough to talk about it on Fallon while doing ST promotion in 2022. He’s just thankful for anyone who appreciates his work as Djo, however they found it.
I was more irritated by that interviewer who asked him about what he thought about Joseph Quinn getting Fantastic Four. Joe was delighted, of course, because they’re good friends. They must have chatted about it, because Joe clearly knew Joseph was up for the role, but didn’t know the casting was official. But his happiness for Joseph was what made all the headlines instead of Marmalade, which was what Joe was actually there to promote.
Maybe someone should ask Joseph what he thinks of Joe’s success as Djo? Just a thought.
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renjihoe · 2 months
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This is probably messy (actually it’s 100% messy and idgaf 😄). I saw a post on TikTok about Ichihime and the entire comment section was just disgusted because everyone thought Orihime and Ichigo were siblings and the OP was fighting for their life trying to prove that they weren’t. No shade but I found it absolutely hilarious!! 😭
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chrollohearttags · 3 months
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originality is a dying art. truly
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pwhl-mybeloved · 1 month
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Roque for roughing ?
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piastrileclerc · 6 months
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Not to be a Red Bull hater but this was so refreshing!!!!! The energy!!!!! The happiness!!!!! Like every time max wins he’s like yeah cool😶 I missed the pure excitement when people get on the podium🤫🤫
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