#no sir

[starchaserdreams]

I cannot possibly express how amazing it feels to get repeat commenters on a fanfic. When I was writing my first long form fanfic last spring I could have dedicated it to my first reader, that's how inspired I felt that they commented so consistently.

I remember having the slightly hysterical thought that *I* should check to see if *they* had a Kofi so that I could donate to it since they were the reason my fanfic got finished so quickly.

#I wasn't weird about it #no sir #it was just really cool #fanfic #fanfiction #archive of our own #ao3 #writer #writing

[deliciousnecks]

It is almost time for my ascent.

#what we do in the shadows #wwdits #wwditsedit #wwditsdaily #wwdits spoilers #kayvan novak #that pose at the end #no sir #you're the cute one #1k

[decibly]

Barry was hungry. Normally this wouldn’t be a problem, as he could just grab some snacks from the kitchen, but he was watching a movie, and he was comfy. He really, really didn’t want to try and wriggle back to where he was now

“Phantom?” he called out hopefully.

A white glove emerged from the wall behind him, dropping an unopened bag of chips on top of his head. When Barry reached up to grab it, he saw that it was salt and vinegar, which explained why it was still uneaten. Phantom seemed to refuse those chips under all circumstances.

Barry didn’t really get it, because salt and vinegar was awesome, but that didn’t really matter. The point was, Phantom was a great person, even if he probably wasn’t human, and it didn’t matter if Barry hadn’t ever actually seen more of him than his arm, and he had told Barry his name by leaving a piece of paper on a table when he turned his back for three seconds after asking if there was a name for the ‘friend in the walls’, as Wally had called him.

“Thanks, Phantom!” The hand stuck itself out the wall again, forming a thumbs up.

***** ***** *****

Diana had found a bit of a problem. It wasn’t a big one, and was honestly more of an annoyance than anything, but her paper copy of Earth’s current standing with all known alien civilization was missing. She could get access to it again in a few hours, once the security upgrade to their computers was finished, but she had been intending to review it for a few weeks now and could use the extra time. 

An idea came to her suddenly, and Diana quietly asked, “Phantom? Are you here?” In answer, a chilly breeze blew through her hair. He was, then. “By any chance, would you happen to have seen my copy of th-” Interrupting her, the very papers she was looking for appeared out of nowhere on her desk. A green sticky note was stuck to it, reading ‘This? Sorry for taking it, but it was really interesting’

Diana smiled, hopefully in the ghosts direction. “Yes, that. If you want, I could see if I could get you your own copy?” Another green sticky note appeared on top of the first, this one just oozing the feeling of happiness. ‘YES PLEASE!!!’

***** ***** *****

Bruce… didn’t really know what to do about the teenager floating just outside the Watchtower. He looked like Phantom, from the few times anyone had actually seen the ghost, and he appeared to be enjoying himself in the vacuum outside instead of dying painfully, which was another point of evidence for that theory. Unsure of what else he could do, he knocked on the window on the off chance that he could get Phantom’s attention that way.

The ghost immediately vanished from view, and a strong, freezing cold breze blew in from the direction of the window Phantom had been outside. Bruce shivered violently from the unexpected chill.

Next time he would leave Phantom alone. Being out in space seemed to make him happy, and it was best not ruin that.

#dannymay #dannymay2023 #cryptid au #danny phantom #danny fenton #barry allen #diana prince #bruce wayne #the flash #wonder woman #batman #justice league #dc x dp #danny doesn't want to cause trouble #no sir #he just wants to have some fun #make some friends #and hide in everyones walls #and over time everyone just accepts that this is how life is #that now they just have a dead teen living in their walls #all danny has to say is that this is the best bet hes ever lost to tucker #who cares about how many marshmallows he can eat while fighting the box ghost #because he lost tucker dared him to stalk the justice league #and now hes in space!

[aychama]

A glimpse to the past.

Previous / Next / First

#cotl #cult of the lamb #aychama #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #narilamb #Royal au #cotl Royal au #I did not struggle with this one at all #no sir

[soleillunne]

#im totally not plotting #no sir #aly.txt

[ayotamacorner]

thinking,,,, about how sejanus is so starved for positive attention and validation that he latches on to coriolanus for just treating him decently. thinking about how quick he was to go home and tell his ma, call coriolanus his best friend, his only friend, all while coriolanus actively disliked him in his head. thinking about the disconnect between coryo's thoughts and his actions, how easy it was for him to act kind and polite to sejanus and to ma plinth while all the while he thought of them as so much lesser. all while sejanus admired him like the best the capitol had to offer. how sejanus trusted him enough to tell him about his plans once prodded, how quickly coryo was willing to doom him just to get back in dr. gaul's good graces. it's just crazy to me man. sejanus was the perfect opportunity for coryo to do good, a foil in all the ways lucy gray wasn't. brave where coryo was cowardly, morally sound, determined, loyal. he just wanted to be a medic. he just wanted to help people. anyone who says coriolanus was doomed by the narrative is just objectively wrong because all of this was right there for him and he still sacrificed it for a scrap more power

#unorganized but #do i care???? #no sir #tbosas spoilers #tbosas #sejanus plinth #coriolanus snow #tama talks

[andsoforrain]

Is anyone else going absolutely feral feeling completely normal about this photo of Vessel's tummy?

#sleep token #sleep token vessel #worshitposting #definitely not bouncing off all 4 walls of my room screaming looking at this photo #no sir

[nocapla]

#stranger things #robin buckley #nancy wheeler #ronance #robin #nancy #nancy x robin #robin x nancy #shower thoughts #not me reusing an old meme template i made #no sir

[thefoxinyourforest]

No thoughts, only bad back Afab!reader and undeniable breeding kink Yandere husband. Nono hold on here me out here getting into an argument when he said he wanted to start and family, and you’re immediately defensive like “I already have a shit back, it’s sore after laying down on the bed for two seconds, now imagine me swollen ass belly complaining about it every two seconds cause a living thing inside me is breaking my back, not to mention my tits getting sore because they’re producing goddamn milk.” And the husbands all like, yeah mhm. And you’re like “you didn’t hear anything i just said beside swollen belly and My tits producing, did you?’ ”mhm.” ”you’re hard right now aren’t you?” ”mhm.” ”ffs.” (no i didn’t base this off of me and my sore back, what are you on about?)

#Also didn’t definitely think of the husband being Simon ghost Riley #no sir #not me #i’m innocent #i’ve never done a thing wrong in my life #Shut up #yandere thoughts #yandere blurb #yandere drabble #yanblr #yandere #yandere writing #yandere x darling #yandere x reader #yandere imagines #simon ghost riley x reader #shh #don’t mind that tag

[softcitrus2345]

Barley isn't usually on the receiving end of the stuffing, but he deserves a treat every now and then for working so hard to pamper Ambrose… 😌

It takes hard work and love to maintain this figure~

(sorta a WIP, I wanna add Ambrose into the empty space but I couldn't wait that long to share-)

I was thinking about Ambrose asking Barley if he could feed him this time.. and Barley happily obliging

And like. I was just picturing Barley huffing and puffing once he's really full, and Ambrose just being completely silent and internally screaming and Barley just hoarsely giggles and says "You can give me some more if you want, I still have, plenty of room left~" and Ambrose just keeps going-

HBBBHSSSHSNBBBBB IM SO NORMAL ABOUT THEM-

#softcitrus barley #honeyfangz ambrose #male weight gain #male stuffing #belly appreciation #belly rubs #soft feedism #you better believe Ambrose is gonna be giving him all the snuggles and belly rubs when they're finished.. #but he's still got a while to go before that~ >;3c #ok back to normaling :) #I am not rabid about this #no sir

[vaspider]

If your first instinct is to respond to someone talking about how people are conflating Zionism and Judaism in dangerous ways with 'why am I seeing Zionism on my dash,' you are part of the fucking problem, asshole.

My old shul just finished installing concrete blockades around the playground just in case someone decides to try to drive a truck across the playground while the kids are out there. Every synagogue I know has added more guards, more security. There was a car crash tonight outside a synagogue a friend of mine attends, and for a second when everybody could see one of the cars veering off the road toward the synagogue, the thought went through their head, essentially, oh, it's starting.

And the fact that posts like this, posts made by people who are tired and scared because they're being held to account for the actions of a country halfway around the world, over which they have no control whatsoever, posts of people saying 'please fucking listen to us,' are literally being held up as evidence that we're Bad Evil Zionists who should be purged? That's a fucking problem.

Since 2016, 2017 -- basically since I became Jewish -- I have made it a policy never to talk about I/P online because I don't actually think it's productive, and I have more productive shit I can be doing. The fact that I don't talk about it has been held up as ironclad proof of my opinions.

Think about that. The fact that I said 'I will not tell you what my opinion is because I think the way this is handled online isn't productive' seven years ago is held up as absolute proof of what I think now, and that those opinions are the somehow magically opinions that people who already think I'm a piece of shit want me to have so they have more reasons to say 'yeah, spider sucks.'

I didn't even have the same pronouns seven years ago. I lived 3000 miles away from where I live now. I own a company. I have two wives. But you're right, I must think the exact same thing about this thing that lets you hate me without thinking, 'am I the baddie?'

It's so fucking transparent. Zionist is now just "Jew I don't like," and Zionism is "any act Jews take which makes them visible in ways that don't involve groveling or dying." It's fucking pathetic. If you have spoken to a Zionist, you're a Zionist. If you have ever expressed any opinion about Israel that isn't 'it and all Israelis should be of course set on fire,' you're a Zionist. If you express no opinions at all about Israel, you're a Zionist. If someone already doesn't like you for whatever reason, they'll decide you're a fucking Zionist, and then that's all they need. Nobody ever questions it when they're told a Jew online is a Dirty, Evil, Zionist, and if you say you're not, actually, then you're a Lying, Dirty, Evil, Zionist.

Like, could y'all be any more transparent?

#the people calling me a Zionist also tend to misgender me #but i'm sure that's nothing that needs to be unpacked #no sir

[st-hedge]

If I was to kick myself into redesigning my ancient link without a care for how annoying it would be consistently redraw the design I’d make this goof more skyward sword sheikah/ancient tech inspired. If he wasn’t a blacksmith/farmhand I’d probably have gone more over the top with clashing patterns and layered fabrics cuz that’s just link for u. Anyway the aesthetic is: practical clutter bich

#legend of zelda #loz #ancient link #calamity au #uhh #botw #i just think those red/beige/blue colours look real neat together #i wonder why #totally not cuz i associate those colours and patterns with ganon in oot #no sir #what lonk is wearing over the top of the turtleneck i think used to be a normal overcoat #but link said u know what would be neat #if i cut the fucking sleeves off

[vitanithepure]

Uhm... orb study. Yup, that was it.

#I wasn't dressing him up or anything #no sir #total accident #A Gale a Day #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #bg3 #baldur's gate 3

[opossumking69]

I bring you a shitpost prompt...

Hear me out; Hyde is the child, Lanyon is the dad and he's pissed

This is now on the internet. For everyone to see. I hope you're happy

#the glass scientists #tgs #tgs fanart #tgs hyde #shitpost #tgs lanyon #edward hyde #robert lanyon #I had fun drawing this #Not gonna regret this at all #no sir #alex's art

[darling-has-a-smol-heart]

Back on my Knuxouge bs

#they make me happy your honor #knuckles the echidna #Rouge the bat #knuxouge #knuckles x rouge #they're NOT affectionate #how could you think that #not in a million years #they don't nuzzle at all #no sir #my artwork #sth #sth fanart

[ask-your-friendly-neighborhood]

Art Thief on the Loose!

Tumblr user @mrs-inkstargirl

They have stolen art from my dear wonderfully talented friend @tyginartist

They are now blocked but this is a warning to other artists!!! They along with another user have been known for harassment of others. Please be warned and advised about their behavior!!!

They even had the audacity to put on a watermark and tag it #my own art, I am raging and FUMING my guy

#art thief #warning #my friendly neighborhood #mfn #mfn gordon #mfn gordon o’brian #mfn ricky #mfn ricky the sock #mod turtle #mfn norman #RAGE RAGE FUCKING RAGE #UH UH #NO ONE DOES THIS TO MY BEST FRIEND #NO SIR #>:( im angy