#no srsly

[bottombaron]

The scarest thing about Nandor being actually smart in all things Guillermo is that this is the reason why he'll never make the move to be with him:

Nandor already knows how he feels about Guillermo.

He's not even repressing it. He's just made peace with it. Because Guillermo was never an option.

Guillermo is human. He'll choose to stay human. He's fleeting. He'll always leave in some form or fashion. Nandor doesn’t choose to act on his feelings for Guillermo for the same reason why he never turned him. It would just be a curse.

#wwdits #what we do in the shadows #nandermo #no srsly #the competence Nandor expressed this episode was off the charts #not that he's not a big dummy at heart #just that i think this is another unreliable narrative thing #we like to go “Guillermo's right there u idiot” #at Nandor #which is valid #but now im thinking that Nandor already knows probably even before the docu-crew showed up #we just all assumed he didnt consider Guillermo because hes an idiot #but hes probably already went thru the 5 stages grief over knowing Guillermo would never be with him for all eternity #and at some point hes going to have to let him go

[finalgowrl]

i be like “girl dinner” and it’s just a picture of joe quinn’s neck

#finalgowrl post 🎧 #no srsly #eddie munson #joe quinn #joseph quinn #joe quinn x reader #eddie munson x reader #joe keery #steve harrington #steve harrington x reader #joe keery x reader #stranger things #st4 #djo #steve harrington x you #netflix #tom grant

[princessjung]

I don't want real life responsibilities I just want to lay down and snuggle with Saeran under the sky where everything feels safe and not overwhelming.

#no srsly #why do i feel so cursed these days #guess who caught a fever when she got submission and test this week #it's me #hi #i'm the problem is me #mystic messenger #choi saeran

[st4r-t3ars]

Headcanon: Mace Windu is the reason Cody started punching droids

#no srsly #he’s such a BAMF in the clone wars 2D micro series #and so are the clones #star wars headcanons #mace windu #commander cody #punching droids #srsly tho #go watch it

[tismrot]

Bold of Tumblr to assume I am interested in anything but Good Omens. Every day, Tumblr tries; weird anime, humanoid animals making out (why?) and poetically worded sentences about depression.

“NO!” I say, “I need to see a new image or video or drawing (or embroidery or pottery or decorated cake) of Anxious Bookseller Man and Alcoholic Goth Enby kiss painfully for the 3811st time.”

TUMBLR? Hah. More like GOMBLER.

I’ll see myself out.

#dontcannabisandtumblr #crowley #ineffable husbands #aziraphale x crowley #good omens fandom #good omens 2 #crowley x aziraphale #ineffable spouses #innefable husbands #crowley edits #ineffable divorce #good omens fanfic #good omens tv #GOMBLR #literally sounds like a dating app for people who are into Good Omens #now that’s a fucking idea #I mean most of us will be single anytime soon if we keep talking about Good Omens to our partners am I right haha #no srsly #on second thought #the app could have two genders #the genders would be Aziraphale or Crowley #why is this so funny to me #I would think I was Crowley but then realize I was Aziraphale all along #I’m done now

[az4ael]

Yk how in FNaF, William has been burnt like 3 times by now, why can't we just try pouring water on him? Ik that mf gonna be scared when he sees water.

#fnaf #william afton #purple guy #the man behind the slaughter #michael afton #burntrap #use water #no srsly #cant wait #fnaf movie

[pissmamiii]

i wanna be KISSED x10000

#no srsly #i need to be drowned in them #text #my words

[thrwawayidk]

Made a moodboard for my new fic instead of finishing it:))

#wwe #rhea ripley #dominik mysterio #damian priest #finn balor #they're looking at each other #top tier procrastination #no srsly #i'm gonna write more right now #*he said lying* #the judgement day #moodboard #first moodboard #<3 #art #this took me wayyy to long #monday night raw #wwe raw

[animentality]

I'm gonna share a pointless story about why I don't use tinder anymore and never will again.

So I had a tinder. But I was never that enthusiastic about it, so I only had like one sentence in my profile, and it proclaimed that I love star trek. because believe it or not, that actually is a big part of my personality.

anyway, some guy matched with me, and he said, "yeah I've only seen Star Trek Into Darkness, but I thought it was really good!"

And then...

I deleted the app and have not used it since.

Fin.

#true story guys #star trek #no srsly #i deleted the app and gave up on love

[renaissanceousia]

making playlists is my passion

#no srsly #bc some songs are a little too literal i swear #plus some love songs and some yearning #and some tartarus stuff #yk the usual #percabeth #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo #pjo spoilers #pjo fandom #pjo series #spotify playlist #Spotify

[brainicusrotticus]

trying to do a vace run in iwatex and, man…

obsessed with the idea of an empathetic, sarcastic, xeno-loving doctor!sol and a non-sadistic but still deeply troubled and prone to solving emotions with aggression vace slowly falling into dumbassery together. and it changes the world.

#iwatex #iwate #i was a teenage exocolonist #vace #olivaceous #solane #solana #solanaceae #sol #no srsly #this motherfucker has a vice grip on my soul #i’m too old to be chasing red flags #yet here i am #happily bleaching the flags #because pink is only sorta red

[ireallydolikeyou2]

Beautiful women -- Stop following me .

#immediately #i do not deserve it #no srsly

[thisblogdoesnotexisg]

if they butcher the nevermoor books like they did the percy jackson books in the movie someone will get hurt

#and it may or may not be me #no srsly #WHAT is the second percy jackson movie #a disgrace #that’s the correct answer #nevermoor #wundersmith #hollowpox #the trials of morrigan crow #silverborn #nevermoor movie

[bottlecapsandotherthings]

Me when my friends are rping and one of their sad arcs is literally making me cry.

Meanwhile someone else is doing a cool horror arc.

And another person is talking about ghost possession.

....And then there is me.... and I am struggling to write the next part of my own arc.... wat I doing?

#no srsly #this is what pokemon rp really looks like people #there is writing involved #literally wtf am i doing....

[jinkiseason]

i need to stop losing the passwords to my accounts cause

#˚˖𓍢ִ໋🌷͙֒elifs mind #NO SRSLY #i deleted tumblr a while back bc i was trying to see #if the problem w my phone was the lack of storage or the phone itself #and i redownloaded it and couldnt remember my pass #so i just sat there #like a DUMBASS

[creek-ink]

silly lol doodle of a silly little god

ok so someone requested a silly little habit doodle- and now the request is gone,, so-

I hope this finds u well, dear stranger.

#no srsly #I have no idea where that request went #whatever #he #my art #digital art #everymanhybrid habit #emh habit #habit emh #everymanhybrid fanart #emh fanart