#no srsly tho FIGHT ME

[successionable]

what if during the tomshiv balcony fight

shiv: [seething] "you'd be nothing if i hadn't plucked you from the bottom of the corporate shit-pile! i fucking made you–"

tom: [cuts her off] "but you never treated me like family, shiv! that's all i ever wanted! in fact [mirthlessly chuckles] the only member of your family who has ever shown me a shred of affection is the fucking, ne'er-do-well of a cousin you also all hate!"

shiv: [clicks tongue, incredulous] "oh, is that right? [snickering] well then, maybe you should've fucking married him instead of me, yeah?"

tom: [falters, mouth ajar, does that thing with his eyes where they betray his real emotions before his brain catches on, looks down] ...yeah. (maybe he should have.) [looks up] yeah. (maybe it's not too late.)

#succession s4 #tomgreg #the woobification of tom wambsgans agenda #or idk something to that affect #like can you imagine ?? #ugh #just let me be delusional for at least one (1) more day #srsly tho if either of them bring up greg in any capacity during the fight #then stick a fork in me. i'm fucking done #this is how tomgreg can still win #i am cringe but i am Not free #succpost

[mortyenthusiast]

first time watching fight club this specific scene feels like the narrator is tyler’s bf and he’s told everyone to be nice to him even if he’s kinda lame

#fight club #this was srsly the first thot that went thru my head when i watched the moviee #and like it still fels like that #even tho i know its bcs well. they think hes tyler #and then the sceen continues wif tyler hugging him and telling him theyre celebrating like hellooo #what other possible conclusions do u want me to draw if not that they're having gay sex ?!

[kharmii]

WoaH they're alreadydown I think you can stop now...

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But tbh I think its sad to see all these people cling to this toxic ideology despite more and more of the "dirty laundry" and facts about the harsh, cruel and ice cold reality of it coming to light.

Seen several posts of people whining about the cold hard facts that came to light and try to disprove them because it just doesn't fit with their agenda...

Really hoping this is the beginning of the end of this ideology of hatred shaming and mutilation in the name of "health care" and the children slowly getting the mental health treatments they need instead of getting butchered up and shoved hormones into them.

Also the end of this bs being shoved into every part of everything, be it fandom or anything else...

They're fine. They did a response post (awww....they found my Ren and Stimpy post) and also pm-ed me this:

I'm surprised they haven't blocked me with this account yet but it's probably a matter of time. It was surprising to find out it was Marchy because they were one of the artists I didn't suspect of having a blankshipping sock. Truth be told, I thought it might be Esprei because they blocked me around the same time I responded to questioninqthings' pinned post. They were one of the tolerant popular artists who ignored me, but they come across low-key monster fkr and are friends with a bunch of those people. It might have been because I said some not-nice things about the Covid scam, and they recently did a stupid Covid mask wearing Submas before blocking me.

That's the thing....I say things about a lot of things. Even if a person says they are into blankshipping, there's still the stupid radical leftist criteria. Fandom basically becomes far leftist transtrender antis versus far leftist transtrender proshippers into stupid fetish bingo. There's no middle ground or dissenting opinions.

Since I talk about the Submas being thirsty for dog-ass too much, I'll go on a different sort of tangent. One of the newer arrivals on the blankshipping tag (who blocked me for not being into transtrender sheeit..) did a story where Ingo and Emmet were yote to Hisui, yet they were openly Jewish trans males. Fun fact: For most of history, people were afraid to openly tell people they were Jewish for fear of death, and transgenderism was such a huge no-no it wasn't even a thing. People have it extremely good now. Nobody has to live in constant fear with a constant sense of their own mortality. That's why I was joking that Ingo barely scrapped by in Hisui, but Emmet would have been burned as a witch because he was too weird. Even Emmet with his extremely poor social skills wouldn't be stupid enough to tell people he was a Jewish transexual during the Meiji Restoration Period.

The thing about having a constant sense of one's own mortality is that one would be really paranoid about making good decisions to stay healthy. They wouldn't go out of their way to be a fucking weirdo and engage in behaviors that have caused civilizational collapse. Since we live in a period of unprecedented fossil fuel glut, a lot of people have extremely cushy lifestyles that likely interfere with their ability to regulate dopamine. They are stuck having to seek out greater novelty to get that feeling of happiness. Because of that, they become constantly triggered narcissists who, instead of having their amygdalas triggered by actual problems that could kill or maim them, will project angst on people who disagree with their world views. How many times have you heard a trans person on Tumblr say something like, "THEY WANT ME DEAD!!1! THAT'S WHY I BULLY THEM!!"

Then they accuse dissenters of being 'NAZIs' and sheeit... Please...trans virtue signalers have nothing to fear in this cushy world. In fact, the leftist is the oppressor now, and they have been for decades. You are about a thousand times more likely to get your head stomped in by a whackadoodle antifa or BLM useful idiot than the almost nonexistent 'right wing extremist', and this is true to the point they cover for certain people in the media.

Thinking about what I've written in my latest fan fic, it makes me wonder...how many of these constantly triggered creampuffs been through it? How many times did they miss a meal or were in such constant pain they felt like they would throw up? How many wished they were dead from pain? (self-inflicted doesn't count. That's another symptom of poor dopamine regulation). How many had someone try to kill them or witnessed a family member die violently? How many have felt like they have no sense of privacy because they are always being watched? How many have seen the look of rage in a person's eyes who actually wants to kill them? I bring this up because such experiences will awaken that healthy sense of one's own mortality that would make it so small traumas -such as someone disagreeing with your leftwing death-cult bullshit- don't seem like that big a deal.

#fandumb fail #srsly tho #the usual bullshit #blankshipping #transtrender #at least there's no omegaverse #leftist culture #fight me #ask me about my million stupid bj aus #send troll prompts #ranty rant rant #dopamine detox #TRIGGERED

[robo-dino-puppies]

Shadow of the Colossus (2018) 1/?

#shadow of the colossus #sotc #virtual photography #the photomode is a bit difficult for me but i'm loving the remaster (remake?) of this game #there are some great depth-of-field options - much appreciated #bonus points - aside from the intro i hardly remember anything abt it #so it's like i'm playing a completely new game! #i swear i did finish it on my ps2 #lol i guess my brain is old #srsly tho it's really beautiful #even when i'm fighting with the camera and steering agro badly #props to bluepoint #they seem to do a really awesome job of remakes #i blame(affectionate) team ico for the camera lol bc the last guardian was the same #i made this

[plothooksinc]

Pi: I have a feeling that they're having words when all this is done KayJay: leo: what? I was stalling!

Pi: LMAO

KayJay: mikey: STALL BETTER

Pi: XD

KayJay: mikey: /pulls out a whiteboard with ACCEPTABLE BROTHER-FRIENDLY WAYS TO STALL

KayJay: krang: where did he even get that 8|a

Pi: LMFAO

Pi: I love that they're still here for this. Now I'm imagining Sister Krang turning to Brother Krang like ??? and him just shrugging while looking confused.

KayJay: lmao. they're screaming at each other, the krang are here for this

KayJay: sister krang: should hvae brought popcorn pilot: /hands her a dead rat sister krang: eh close enough

Pi: No no I meant for the whiteboard joke

KayJay: ohLOL

Pi: LMAO DEAD RAT POPCORN

Pi: Splinter in the rafters clapping his hands together in a prayer for them while Casey is like "we cooked ours at least"

In related news, I am... totally making headway on the chapter and not procrastinating at all /sips tea

#I kid I'm on page 12 #it's just fighting me tooth and nail #no rest for the weary #srsly tho the krang peanut gallerying while hte kids scream at each other is great I'm cackling

[we-are-knight]

Concept: an OnlyFans, but called OnlyFights, where you pay to watch various forms of combat like a Roman pleb going to see the gladiatorial games but with WiFi.

I propose the above, as I know that by participating, I could make a...

killing. 😎👉

#srsly tho i would do something like this if it gave me incentive #let me fight for fun and profit #mostly fun but still #i desire to best others in glorious melee combat #and somehow generate loot like a bizarre RPG protagonist

[rainparadefromhell]

people need to understand that criticizing a show = hating on it. it annoys me so much to see people dismiss everyone talking about s2 not being the best. it really wasn't. the majority of fans of the show agree. that doesn't take away from your own opinion (there is no right or wrong opinion btw) and that doesn't mean all aspects of the show were bad or that we hate certain characters. different people have different views of things. so can we just all stop being mad at each other and understand this? slocg is still a cute show and i'm sure most people will continue to watch it.

people disliking something you like is not a personal attack on you. we can all still have fun conversations about the show without being so mad.

#having said all of this people this obviously doesn't include ppl that blindly just hate #slocg #tslocg #sex lives of college girls #it's not just this fandom tho #i've started to notice many fandoms are just abt arguing abt who's right and trying to throw shade at people #and it's starting to not be as fun :/ #i feel like i can't say what i feel anymore bc ppl will come out and yell at me that i'm wrong #srsly who is saying that tumblr is such a peaceful site i feel like it's just people fighting all the time

[yellow-n-blue-hyperfixation]

Me composing an essay longer than anything l have ever wrote for school after my bestie called it boring and said “I don’t know their dynamics but they sound like [ship name we both dislike] but gay 🤭.” Like, I’m sorry but if I have to listen to you cry about not being able to read about gay wizards when ao3 was down, you must have at least enough decency to listen to me ramble about Byler at least once a month what happened to the mutual terms in our contract of our friendship-

#they went to sleep only to wake up to a long wall of text #on why their best friend thinks that two boys fighting inner demons and monsters from alternate dimensions in the 80s #is the greatest love story they ever seen- #byler #but srsly tho they’re such a great friend for putting up with my ramblings #Coz every time l say: “We don’t hv to talk abt Byler anymore if you’re getting tired of it” #They go: “Don’t stop l’m interested in what you’re interested in-“ #I’ll read a marauders fic just for them later since they tolerate me this far- #even tho l don’t like HP all that much

[wormmurder]

also looking back on what went down between tom & greg in earlier seasons, it kind of feels like the writers mostly abandoned what they were developing there. i wonder if it was like in direct opposition to fan reactions/shipping, but its probably more like they just wanted to focus on the siblings.

#not that they were developing them in a romantic way but like there used to be more conflicting emotions at the heart of their relationship #which seemed to have been resolved offscreen before the season even began #like at the beginning of s4 it seemed like they were nothing but good pals disregarding whatever past abusive behavior from tom #so like sure good for them but if they decided they were good friends then theres no conflict and their dynamic becomes uninteresting #at least compared to what it was before #also the acting frm the first few episodes had me convinced that greg was straight so i just couldnt rlly consider the ship srsly after tha #well it was fun while it lasted #i liked the fight in the last episode tho it was just like old times #succession

[psychopatheticpytha]

just watched s1 of daredevil and matthew murdock has 4 moods only:

1. edgy catholic boy

2. really good lawyer

3. parkour

4. gets the shit beat out of himself

#daredevil #matt murdock #matthew murdock #daredevil show #daredevil s1 #no srsly dude is literally on the verge of dying every single episode #he just gets his ass handed to him every single fight shbgjdhb my precious boy :( #i still love him tho #snarkyass bitch #he is one very good avocado for sure #good catholic boy as said by matt himself #also the edgy boy tm vibe w the why did god put the devil inside me was so funny to me idk why ToT #healing powers ? try meditating #he is my silly little meow meow i love him he's so pathetic #the like 2 minute long sequence of him just doing parkour over buildings is my therapy actually #he invented parkour actually

[ftm-radio]

whenever i see this blog on my dash i become very happy thank you

aaaawh dude this is so sweet, thank YOU !!

im glad my silly little blog can make ya smile, spreading joy & laughs is probably one of the biggest reasons I even post on here.

hope you have a good day, Ollie, you definitely made mine a little better <3

#not pictured: me fighting off the urge to deflect with a meme or a joke bc i cant handle ppl being nice to me #srsly tho this is so kind & genuine i cant just blow it off w/ a joke #thanks again dude #<3 #ftm radio #listener call in #ask #ollie garden

[pkmn-punk]

We lost the first match up round. I had a blast competing, and I'll be cheering you all on from the sidelines.

I've learned a lot during this time, from "how to put together a makeup look that isn't entirely neutral/dark neutral/black" to "make sure your Pokémon have a diverse move set you fucking dipshit".

@rotom-catalogue good match, you've trained your Rotom well. Also I think our Rotoms are rivals now.

<photo of Ro-Cam giving their best super serious face>

#maybe we'll compete together again #that'd be cool #srsly tho guys rotom v rotom fight when your rotom knows 3 normal type moves #don't do it #don't be me #edie talks #sootopolis circuit

[orangelemonsstuff]

am i the only one who found it funny that Yuu/MC has to beat npc's and the twst cast ass for some furniture materials? i imagine then coming home one night like...

Grim: Fgnnya? Yuu where have you been at this late hour?

Yuu, disheveled with a bloodied nose and carrying woods: Grim. i can finally build the fireplace and new window

Grim: what the--

AHAHAHSHS AND LIKE THEM LOSING TO YUU BRUHH

NPC: PLEASE SPARE ME!!!

Yuu: HAND OVER THE FUCKING WOOD. also add 5 pink cute paints in that

I also like to think that Crowley gave the prefect premission to beat up his students for the materials because its either Yuu is too broke to buy from the hardware and he isn't going to pay for it or let the Prefect discipline his students lmao

srsly tho whoever came up with the fighting for the material collecting system is a genius, i get to beat innocent people and get myself a new couch

what a lovely day to be the Ramschakle's prefect.

#twisted wonderland #twst #twst fanfic #twst scenarios #twst mc #twst grim #twst yuu #twst x reader #twst crowley

[kharmii]

now that these reports come out about the truth of everything messed up, shi**y and sinister going on in the trans community gibes me hope that we're witnessing the beginning of the end of this madness and lunacy.

I've seen posts of people being upset about these reports not realizing the people wanting to help and save these people... but I guess you don't want to be saved if you have a "freedom to do everything without consequences" card to be revoked from you... Honestly I'm torn... I feel sorry for all the people pressured into this shitty mess but I can't say I feel too sorry for the people abusing their newfound power and harrass anyone with opposing views...

My hope that once I'm an old lady people look back at this time and think: "WTH was wrong with these people???" has chances of becoming a reality and it gives me comfort...

What needs to happen, -and what eventually will happen- is that there will be hordes of adult survivors who will give testimonies of how they were manipulated into mutilating and sterilizing themselves at a vulnerable age. They wouldn't have had the emotional maturity to be given that sort of agency. People need to wait until they are adults to vote or buy alcohol, but they can chemically sterilize themselves before puberty? They can take drugs that will disintegrate their bone structure and set them up for cancer at an early age because it's super trendy on Tumblr?

Side note: I'm surprised someone hasn't told me personally that I should be arrested for saying such things. That's what they are doing to JK Rowling right now. I keep seeing all the posts here on Tumblr smearing her and basically calling her a criminal because her opinions on biological reality challenge the world views of the militant left delusional narcissists who have to destroy all non-believers. -Like really? She is considered a threat to you people because she doesn't believe, say, a female cosplayer with XY chromosomes is really a woman? -And you think her life and career should be destroyed over this?

Same with those people on the Volo Nation Discord who had a member recently do a plug where they wrote: "Bans are not issued based on what someone draws or writes outside of the server save for extreme circumstances or bigotry (but I'm not gonna vet every newcomer). Your actions within the server are more important." Hello, but didn't you people discuss me in a private channel and throw me out, even though I was a committed lurker and never contributed anything? Were you that petty and narcissistic you saw my opinions as a threat on a forum devoted to simping over a fictional blonde cartoon character?

Here's a hint. Being clannish little twats in whisper networks is a very feminine stereotype, even though a lot of people in fandom fancy themselves as being masculine. That's not to say most women are actually like that. Perceiving females as being cliquey and gossipy is actually a product of culture misogyny. Woman-haters will base all our characters on the actions of the worst, just because they are often the most vocal and vicious. Anybody with a desire to fight against the patriarchy could try doing better. To be fair though, it is considered masculine to want to murder people and stomp their heads into the ground, which is something the radical left has always proven good at throughout history.

Secular progressivism: The cause of more death and misery than all religious wars combined.

Transgender movement: High casualty modern human sacrifice.

#transtrender #trenderqueer #social contagion #experimenting on children #experimenting on humans #fandumb fail #volo #srsly tho #fight me #somebody has to say it #leftist hypocrisy #leftist culture

[cieloclercs]

what would you say (if i told you i love you)? — charles leclerc

PART: 5/? (read part 4 here)

summary. in which childhood best friends blur the lines between what they’ve always known, and something more

pairing. charles leclerc x artsy!reader

warnings. it’s GROVELLING time !! sad charles, sad reader, swearing, everyone still kind of hates charles (as they should) angst but not quite as angsty as the last part

face claim. tara michelle

author’s note. i hope this is enough suffering for you guys 😭 i’m weak tho so there’s a tinyyy bit of progress at the end 👀 i feel like this one’s a bit messy so i’m sorry about that?? it’s also kind of just setting up the next part but oh well 😭 anyways, LAST PART COMING UP NEXT ☹️ i’m gonna miss this series :’(

NOW PLAYING | Singapore 2023 post-FP1 interview: Charles Leclerc

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username CHARLES YOU DONT GET TO ACT LIKE THE VICTIM WHEN YOU’RE THE ONE THAT’S CAUSED THIS

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leclerc_pascale Bienvenue à la maison, ma fille ❤️ / welcome home, my girl

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charles_leclerc belle / beautiful

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username fr, make him squirm a little 😌

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f1gossip Charles Leclerc and Y/N Y/L/N spotted at the same night club in Monaco 👀

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[ssparksflyy]

hello! can i request jason grace or leo valdez x child of hypnos reader ? (gn) 🫶🏻🫶🏻

ask and thou shall receive ༉‧₊˚.

jason grace dating hcs! ٩(ˊ〇ˋ*) ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁

pairing: jason grace x child of hypnos!reader warning(s): none!! js fluff :) a/n: i love children of hypnos, u stay sleepy ! also me writing this running off five hours of sleep ( the most ive gotten this week ) yikes..

mr gets up willingly at six am nd his sleepy lover ♡

there are times where u literally have to beg jason to go back to bed cause omfg what r u doing. its six am. no u r not going to go run. no the early bird doesnt get the worm. go. back. to. sleep.

hey nd most times it works cause the thought of holding u close and a sweet sweet dream is enough to get him back in bed

but other times noooo he goes running 🙄

what is bro running from? sleep???

omg but then literally knocks tf out by like nine

one of the times when you had a sleepover planned together

you were running a little late cause ur cabin's ac wasnt working nd everybody was tweaking out

so you had to stay behind and help fix it

by the time you finished and ran over to cabin one , jason was already passed out nd lightly snoring 😭

mind you it was like 9:15 pm

its ok tho u were tired asf too , who knew fixing the ac could be so hard ??

he apologized sm in the morning tho

but u were like its okay el oh el

he cant help it bro he needs his sleep almost as much as he needs you

its better that he falls asleep early than stay up super late tho

cause like when he was helping plan out the new cabins, it was impossible to convince him to go to sleep

he wouldnt stop working nd u were like 😠 fool 😠 go to sleep 😠

nd he was like no thank youuuuu ♡

so you used your powers on him cause he hadNT SLEPT IN DAYS

u were both mad at each other in the morning and things were painfully tense

but you sat down nd talked it out like mature ppl ♡

he srsly hates fighting, he already does it with monsters nd shit so much, he doesnt want to do it w you :(

he apologized for being ignorant and promised he would be better about taking care of himself instead of burying himself in work

you apologized for using your powers on him without saying anything first, and promised you wouldn't do it again ( unless its necessary ) :))

to this day, youve still kept your promises ♡

jason is SUCH a sucker for when you touch his hair

the most relaxing thing everrrrr

i will die on this hill ppl dont play w me

his hair would be soft asf bro

best believe he uses a good conditioner !!

he lets u play w his hair nd do wtv u want with it cause like ~relaxing~

so best believe you have a 0.5 of him with all his hair tied up and looking like a palm tree

0.5s of jason would literally be flawless asf but scary

cause ur like omg by bf is so cute- god DAMN somebody get this man contacts

he looks amazing but THEM EYES

terrifying. staring into ur soul.

theyre cute tho ♡♡

you OBVI have matching pjs

i cannot decide if jason would go to sleep w just pj pants nd no shirt or if would have light blue and white striped pants, a button up shirt, slippers, a cap with a little fuzzy ball at the end, nd a candlestick

jason grace is a SPECTRUM OKAY

but he buys u so many plushies ugh

you own so many jellycats im so jealous

he helps u name them nd their literally ur children like

u have matching build-a-bears !!!

the voice memos are messages u made for each other :(

his to u is a quick ramble about how much he loves u but gets cut off cause he only had 20 seconds ♡♡

nd u get matching outfits for them!!

urs is named 'sleepy' and his is named 'sparky' ♡

i feel like jason gets some real bad nightmares

like yea every demigod does but he gets his more frequently nd their more graphic bcs of what he's seen and gone through :(

most of the time they arent even messages from his dad, theyre just really bad flashbacks of horrible times in his life

but ever since you started spending ur nights together, theyve toned down so much

now he even gets dreams abt your future together sometimes :((

he really wants to tell you about those dreams cause they feel so real but hes scared that youll think its weird or get uncomfortable

little does he know you get those exact same dreams ♡

and on the same nights as he does...

CAUSE UR MEETING IN UR DREAMSSSSSSS

nd thats how ur dad shows his love to you !

zeus doesnt gaf. wtv we dont like him anyway

i mean sometimes hes like erm gtfo my cabin 🤨

but doesn't actually do anything

u literally dont care for anybody's thoughts tho cause you bagged a baddie as sleepy as you ♡

an two: ik i didnt talk abt sleepovers together but like ive got a jason fic called sleepover (thats also gn!) if u wanted to read that :DD but i hoped u enjoyed and have a good day/night!! GO STREAM THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT.

peace from manhattan,

percy jackson ♡

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