#no they weren't just kidding

[heedra]

talking to preschoolers is awesome bc they have not fully differentiated stories into 'true stories' and 'imaginary stories' yet so you will tell them about something that happened you once (coyote came out of a bush right in front of you and got startled) and they will tell you about how one time their house was full of coyotes in every room 'including five in the garage' and they're not even like, aware i think of the idea that they are technically 'lying'. they are simply telling stories about coyotes bc its time to tell stories about coyotes.

#like ppl will be like 'kids love to lie' but i think whats going on is the human inclination to storytell. which is pointedly different imo #and like to be clear im not saying they dont know there weren't actually coyotes in their house #its just that like. they don't know why it would matter

[bluerosefox]

Test Tube Babies, Spleens, and Fruitloop Father?! NOPE. No thanks.

Danny and Ellie take a small, reincarnation, vacation from their duties in the Infinite Realms (King Danny and his most trusted Knight/Princess Ellie). Don't worry, they leave the Realms in good hands (Jazz, Pandora, Frostbite, CW, etc, basically Danny's main council takes over for a few years)

They both weren't expecting to wake up in an assassin cult though.... Nor to find out they're five year old twins now... Twin, somewhat clones of the leader and this guy Red Robin their 'father' is kinda obsessed with....

Great their 'father' is an insane assassin leader fruitloop and their 'dad' is named after a fast food joint... whose barely out of his teens btw.

Danny al Ghul Danyal, cast a glance as his full blooded and twin sister this time around Helen Ellie al Ghul who rolled her eyes as they listened to their 'father' ramble on and on about their 'dad' and how they were created to be his heir (Danny mostly, though he had plans on Ellie going to be trained to be his body guard by someone named Lady Shiva soon)

Yeah, no. Ellie dealt with one evil fruitloop father who cloned her once before, she's not dealing that again or falling for the 'I created thus I love you but not really' bs. They need to leave, like yesterday.

Hopefully their 'dad' is... okay he doesn't need to be okay with it at first but hopefully comes around to it, okay with the two of them showing up on his doorstep soon.

And you know what, they're gonna bring him a gift.

His spleen. Yeah it'll be good to give that back to him.

Since you know that was how they got clones to begin with... Maybe don't leave your DNA with people that can make clones next time.

#danny phantom #danny fenton #dp x dc #blue rambles #crossover #writing ideas #random idea #danny phantom dc #danielle phantom #dani phantom #Danny and Ellie go on a reincarnation vaycay #they just weren't expecting the insane assassins cult #or that they're somewhat half clone kids #yeah laugh it up Ellie #nor were they expecting their father to be such a fruitloop #Ra's is sadly the father #Danny and Ellie: Gross. #Red Robin is unsuspecting dad #Danny and Ellie: Yum. but also dude dont leave your DNA with obsessed cult leader with cloning tech bad news. #the two peace out of the assassin's base. they just fade out like that one meme. #Tim calls Conner THE moment he finds the two in the Nest and they explain everything #Yeah he needs him to babysit for a moment #no Conner listen. let them know i don't hate or judge them because who made them i just need a moment to get my thoughts in place and #no Conner i will not be telling you what im doing with a crate full of explosives. Or why im cashing in my favors with Jason. #look just watch my kids and ignore ALL... explosions you might hear from LOA bases.

[uncanny-tranny]

I think it's completely ethical for a child of influencers to sue their parents for non-consentually making them a child influencer

#youth liberation #actually i think it's completely justified and the ramifications of being Subjected to the Internet... #...far outweighs the desire to make a kid into a mini influencer #i'm an old zoomer and i remember when kidfluencers weren't a thing #(my problem isn't with kids making content necessarily. my problem is FORCING them to do that regardless of how they feel) #kids are people too #consent extends to children #and consent isn't JUST about asking for physical intimacy... #...consent is also asking to take somebody's picture. it is also asking what touch is okay. it is also respecting a kid's boundaries #if a kid says they don't want their picture taken they don't want their pucture taken... #...just an example. i HATED being forced to take pictures as a kid and i would have despised it less if i was respected enough to be asked #lmao i'm watching a video about this topic #all kids deserve parents. not all parents deserve kids.

[svnflowermoon]

hey btw before you start being angry at the 10 year old sephora kids and the ipad kids, remember that we should feel bad for them. because the world has failed them. it is not these kids faults that the world is so focused on materialistic things and that their parents don't know how to talk to them. that is the fault of social media and bad parenting. i said what i said.

#luc posts #like i genuinely feel so bad for the ipad and sephora kids bc they just... didn't get on childhood #they were raised on false beauty standards and having a screen shoved in their faces & i think that we as a society need to reflect on that #like i am quite serious when i say that it is unrestricted internet access and generational trauma that have caused this #seeing those seven year old girls doing their skincare and mascara makes me want to cry bc how did we fail them this bad??? #they should be having a childhood but they're being forced to grow up too soon #im saying all this as a sixteen year old it would genuinely be better if young kids and teenagers weren't exposed to the toxicity of insta+ #+and other social media bc it does NOTHING but put bad ideas in their heads and give them bad self esteem

[earlgodwin]

"I love the fact that Juan can wind Cesare up like nothing else. So it starts off like that - quite jovial, quite fun, quite charming, quite light and frothy." x

#rewatching season 1 is always fun because they were just dorks bickering and nothing serious #juan is so insufferble yet so adorable lmao #also goddamn their chemisty is crazy #david and francois weren't kidding #juan and cesare #david oakes #juan borgia #cesare borgia #francois arnaud #the borgias #theborgiasedit #periodedits #perioddramaedit #perioddramacentral #tvedit #dailytvfilmgifs #cinemapix #weloveperioddrama #tvarchive #by jen

[mewvore]

Me while reading romance stories: this is so ridiculous! they need to just talk! their problems would be solved if they speak up!!!

Me after getting a burger from McDonald's that had none of the things I asked for on it:

ᵗʰᵃⁿᵏ ʸᵒᵘ ᵒʰ ᶜᵃⁿ ᴵ ᵘʰ ᵒʰ ⁿᵉᵛᵉʳᵐᶦⁿᵈ ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ʰᵉˡᵖᶦⁿᵍ ᵃⁿᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ᶜᵘˢᵗᵒᵐᵉʳ ᵗʰᵃᵗˢ ᵒᵏᵃʸ ᴵ'ˡˡ ʲᵘˢᵗ

#I'm not a shy person I just don't like disturbing people #And thats why my love life is in s h a m b l e s #They weren't kidding these lesbians really be useless

[extraaa-30]

Y'ALL LITERALLY STFU PERCY IS REPRESENTATION FOR THE GREEK MYTHOLOGY GIRLIES

are you telling me at 12 years old you, greek mythology gay on tumblr, would NOT have clocked every monster??? are you REALLY DEFINITELY SURE ABOUT THAT???

bc bestie I'm sorry but 12yo me was WAITING for opportunities like percys. i'd be like hmm who wants the bolt if it's not hades EXCESSIVE & UNNECESSARY KNOWLEDGE IT'S YOUR TIME TO SHINE dw y'all I've been training for this

Except literally Sally was training Percy for this.

#if you weren't a 12yo greek mythology gay you wouldn't get it ig??? #rick is literally just modernizing percy so he's relatable to the fanbase of nerds THAT HE CULTIVATED #king shit???? #pjo tv show #percy jackson #pjo #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo series #pjotv #also for crusty too many ppl are not getting that the kids obvs talked about and planned that #not like percy just knew it all on the spot #also he was the distraction #crusty got caught monologuing he earned that L sry #sally jackson #sally jackson pjo #sally jackson supremacy #percy jackson tv show #percy jackson spoilers #rick riordan #pjo tv #percy jackson show #extraaa

[torra-and-the-toons]

It's them pesky Kids Next Door.

Just felt like trying to draw them in their style :>

#torras art #codename kids next door #knd #I said literally 24 hours ago that they weren't grabbing me like eene or the warners but I lied #they've got me #I'm v proud of the sonic pose wally ngl #their big hands and feet were too perfect for that pose and Wally was just screaming it #I'll probably turn that into a standalone thing #also I KNOW technically 2/5 end up together in the movie but I always liked 1/5 more sorry Hoagie ; - ;

[evilkitten3]

atla crack au where zuko and azula burn the palace down as kids (like 12 and 10, respectively, pre-banishment but post-grandpacide), run away to avoid consequences, and somehow end up "discreetly" living in the abandoned fire nation ship in the south pole ("discreetly" is a word which here means "all the adults know they're there bc they have massive arguments every other day, and when hakoda's nearby he "drops" things that might be useful")

ozai ends up blaming the palace fire on iroh and banishes him. he must capture the children to regain his honor (translator's note: this is adult speak for "get their asses back here so i can ground them for the rest of their lives")

#atla #avatar the last airbender #zuko #azula #fire siblings #somehow despite having lived isolated on a wrecked boat for four years they manage to still be spoiled brats when aang shows up #ozai is significantly less evil bc a) crack au and b) the burning zuko's face off never happened #like he still kinda sucks but he hasn't crossed the line from throne usurper to child mutilator just yet #azula spends half a minute trying to find a way to blame the fire on zuko before realizing that half the flames are blue #the plot twist is that they actually weren't (fully) responsible for the destruction #ursa did it #she chose terrorism ok #jet is her accomplice #like he hates that she's fire nation but damn if she's not good at what she does #jet: ok so how're we gonna get your children out before we- #ursa: fuck them kids #jet: ...dope let's do this

[navree]

i'm sorry but this is sending me into the goddamn stratosphere, if you send people to physically attack my mom, torture my sister, cut my six year old son's head off, threaten to murder my toddler, and then also threaten to rape my six year old daughter, i would be very happy and jovial in declaring war on your psycho ass for pulling that shit on people who literally didn't do a thing to you.

consequently, if i sent people to physically attack someone who never did me any harm, torture my sister who never did me any harm, cut my six year old nephew who never did me any harm's head off, threaten to murder my toddler nephew who never did me any harm, and also threaten to rape my six year old niece who never did me any harm, i would be very full of regret and sorrow for what i've done, because those are bad things that i did.

#personal #house of the dragon #hotd #like yeah no SHIT aegon's super gung-ho to carpet bomb rhaenyra and her side #you murder my kid and beat up my mom and make my sister go crazy and literally threaten to RAPE MY SIX YEAR OLD #i'll go apeshit i'll have the time of my life talking about how you're gonna suffer i'll be happy as a clam about it #like rhaenyra should absolutely feel bad and fear what she started! what she started was monstrous! #and by not thoroughly denouncing daemon and removing him from her side for it she's clearly endorsing it! #and people have the right to be happy about causing her bodily harm as a result for either tacitly or outright endorsing things like this #you know things like child murder and threats of violent rape against little girls #(and i mean even just the bad precedent to set of 'you did something that hurt me so i have the right to take it out') #('not on you or anyone who supported you but civilians who weren't even remotely involved in the situation at all') #like come on rhaenyra's side is in the wrong for blood and cheese and it's so fine for aegon (as the person most deeply affected by it) #to be happy about any retribution he could bring on her #just as it is both fine and actually really good for rhaenyra as a character to feel bad about it #as the wrongful party #be fucking for real

[pettyeti]

Of course I parse grey I got fish to catch!

ref.

#One day Etienne and Vrai almost broke up because of Etienne's fishing addiction. I am not kidding. #“Broke up” except they weren't even dating at that point. Vrai was just getting pissy watching Etienne fish all day and not fighting. #my edits. #lore.txt #kinda

[electrozeistyking]

for @zombytommy - who literally did not ask me to draw this, i just felt like it in the middle of dinner

#winesoda #murder drones #oc x canon #murder drones oc #murder drones j #this is the most ambitious thing i've ever drawn so far #i've never drawn folks kissing in flight are you kidding me? #so i'm uber proud of how this turned out #y'all we weren't even following each other when i drew this that's how much i wanted to surprise this individual #told myself i could not do it until zombytommy found this in their askbox #we're mutuals now so that's cool :D #zeisty’s heavy hitters #sorry that’s just the tag i use for serious art #i don’t count this piece to be goofy or silly sooo

[kaitoukye]

Getting a new picture for a new icon was...

not successful

#cats #magic kaito #these two weren't even born yet when I took the first kaitou cat photos *years* ago #I was not destined for a perfect set #no I don't cosplay I just inexplicably have a KID monocle #dcmk

[uncanny-tranny]

The thing I hate most about "parental rights" is how it's used to actually mean "if I lose even one ounce of absolute control over my child, regardless of what they want or what's good for them, my rights are being violated!"

#youth liberation #it's just weird seeing people who (as kids) resented and despised that they weren't seen as human beings but now they treat their kids... #...the way they HATED being treated when they were younger... #...like people seem to thrive once they become an adult and are seen as actual people (which is good)... #...but then they get swept up in almost exacting revenge by treating their own kids like livestock... #...your rights as a parent aren't being violated because you now have to treat your kid like a human being... #...and if your parental rights RELIES on being able to treat your kid like an animal that's actually a BAD thing

[tswwwit]

i’m sooo curious on bill meeting dipper’s parents. i think i remember you mentioning at one point they kinda sucked and treated dip especially bad. i’m sure that’s caused a lot of his long term mental health/self esteem issues and i can’t help but think his husband wouldn’t be too thrilled about that. also they don’t even know he’s married so that’s a whole other thing lol

In the Familiar AU, Dipper's parents shipped him and Mabel off to Grunkle Stan back when they were twelve, actually!

This was initially excused as the twins 'needing to get used to having magic'. Which makes sense! Magical puberty is a heck of a thing, and getting some training's useful to cut down on random magic surges.

But by the end of the summer, they hadn't made any plans for picking the kids up. This when Stan twigged to the real situation.

And by the end of that year, Dipper knew his 'paranoid' assumption was absolutely correct.

So the twins grew up in Gravity Falls, with only very occasional visits back 'home'. Contact's been sporadic, and Mabel's been the one who's clung more to their parent's attention. Dipper hasn't spoken to them unless forced to in years.

So yeah! Bill's not exactly thrilled with the parents - but lucky for them, they haven't met him yet! And they definitely don't know about the marriage. Much less anything else.

#answers #In summary: The twins' parents found out their kids were magical and decided they Just Couldn't Deal with that #They're not magical themselves and giving your kids some Magic Training is a good idea #But at some point you need to actually *take them back* #Which they just. Didn't #Dipper abso-friggin-lutely has a whole mess of issues from that #Abandonment's a big one. Being worth something and good at something? Yep that's an issue right there #Not the least of which is that Mabel as a more Talented and Powerful magic user got more attention when they were still there #Then continued to get more attention via phone call when they weren't #Mabel's got some REALLY rose-colored glasses on about the situation #Dipper sees it for the 'well my kids are freaks but at least one of them is a Cool Freak' it is #That's a fact he's been stewing on for *ages*. A fact bomb that he could theoretically drop on his sister but never did #Needless to say he got the brunt of the Issues™ but Mabel's got her own in turn #I'm also betting there's more than a dash of homophobia in their parents considering their reaction just to Magic #So the parents aren't going to be very thrilled about either of their partners #In my head I picture the parents wanting a Totally Picturesque Family #And creating the visual of one is easier if you only have Pictures of the kids instead of them being there and being themselves #In summary: Yeah The Parents Suck #I started a fic for this once and I still intend to write one but that's a later type of project #I gotta have the right start for it to flow well

[liquidstar]

Need you guys to not judge my search history real quick bc I wanna share the fact that my phone brightness is on really low, and I kept trying to wipe away what I thought was a stain only to look closer and see it was in fact Xenacanthus.

#for the record the reason it's all animals that start w certain letters is bc i play a game w the kids where they have to say an animal #that starts w a specific letter and sometimes it's easier to just be looking at the list of what they'll say #and i clicked on xenacanthus by misatke lol #anything bellow that tho i don't really have an excuse for. sorry. #rhesus monkey and apes weren't even for the game that was for me