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angelofthenight · 1 year

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Maguire!Peter: My (y/n) is ranked for top 10 on Pokémon Go.

Garfield!Peter: My (y/n) is top 8 in candy crush

Holland!Peter: My (y/n)’s top 5 on FBI’s most wanted list

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padawansuggest · 5 months

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13 yo Obi-Wan: You guys are keeping me captive 🥺

Jaster: Ob’ika, we are bringing you back to the temple to reunite with your people.

Obi-Wan: 🥺 then why am I in a cage?

Jaster: *looks pointedly at Jango covered in bite marks, bandages and a torn kute*

Jango: Jas’Buir, he’s really cute, the bites didn’t even hurt 🥺

Obi-Wan: Yeah, I’m just making friends 🥺

Jaster: *soul deep sigh* I am not letting you out of the cell so you can maul my ad again.

Jango: Buuuir, he’s just an ad’ika, lookit his ik’aad fangs, he won’t actually hurt me!

Jaster: You we’re begging me to get his fangs out of your wrist five minutes ago.

Jango: He’s just teething!!

Jaster: Jan’ika, I know you want to keep him, but he’s not even house broken yet.

Jango: Neither was I when you adopted me!! He’s chosen me! Lemme keep him!

Obi-Wan: 🥺 I will be a good boy if you stick your fingers in my enclosure 🥺

Jaster: *physically holding Jango back* No. We will revisit this when the baar’ur has given him a Xanax omfg- *dragging Jango out of the ship hold*

#and that’s how Jango adopted a baby 🥰#star wars #obi wan kenobi #incorrect star wars quotes #jaster mereel #jango fett #Obi really liked Jango but being lost gave him anxiety and Stewjoni anxiety means I BITE YOU I BITE YOU I BITE YOU #and Jaster is the only one comprehending that rn #basically Obi can’t consent to an adopting at the exact moment so he’s tryina stop Jango from being an idiot till the kid got a Xanax in hi #those notes added later cause I literally stopped in the middle of the sidewalk on the way home to write this #it’s also based off that one scene in Futurama where Zoidberg keeps attacking Amy while in heat #fool me seven times shame on you fool me eight or more times shame on me #but Jango is too enamored with the baby to step back he’s a chew toy now

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incorrect-random-fandom · 2 years

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Strange: I once quoted a vine in front of Peter.

Strange: No one will ever believe him and now he lives in fear of my supposed knowledge of the internet.

Strange: It’s delightful.

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fandomnerd9602 · 8 days

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Peter 3 puts his hands on Peter 1 and 2…

Peter 3: I love you guys

Y/N, Spideypool, hugs him tightly…

Y/N: I love you too, you beautiful hunk of a man!

Peter 1: who’s this?!

Y/N: Spectacular Spideypool at your service my future bestie!

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harringroveera · 10 months

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It’s canon that Steve writes in his diary about Billy

#harringrove #i just know it #he comes home and writes it in glitter pen the way nancy taught him #billy hargrove #steve harrington #billy x steve #billy hargrove x steve harrington #incorrect harringrove quotes #harringroveera #harringrove meme #harringrove textpost #steve harrington memes #steve x billy #steve harrington x billy hargrove #incorrect steve harrington #steve harrington headcanon #harringrove + text posts #harringrove edit #harringrove memes

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shit-people-probably-didnt-say · 14 days

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*Wesper kids first day of school*

Wylan: Have a good day sweetie

Jesper: You’re gonna have a great time, heres your bag

Wesper kid: Why are you telling me to ‘have a good day’ surely you will be there to know what kind of day Im having??

Wylan: We will be back later

Wesper kid: Theres food in this bag? Are you casting me adrift??? Is this because I didnt eat my vegetables? I’ll eat all my veggies I promise and tidy my room

Jesper: You didnt do anything wrong, love. This is school, you’re going to learn things and have fun

Wylan: And make lots of friends, its alright

Wesper kid: Its alright? There are BARS around this place! How will I have fun? Everyone here looks as miserable as I feel

Wesper kid: Even the grown ups look miserable!

Wylan: We will be back at 3 to pick you up

Wesper kid: 3?! Ghezzen knows when that will be!? You know I cant tell the time! What if you just wait outside and I can signal you if its not going well

Jesper: Okay its time to go in, we will see you at 3

Wesper kid: *Being led inside* Explain my absence to my toys they wont understand why Ive gone!

#wesper kid is just as dramatic as his dads #jes and wylan agree its important for their son to go to a regular school #doesnt mean they dont sob on the way home and count the minutes until 3 #wesper kid doesnt agree #soc #soc incorrect quotes #six of crows incorrect quotes #six of crows #wylan van eck #jesper fahey #wesper kid #wesper parents #wesper

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lilstephenlover · 5 months

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Wong: how much longer are we going to let them do that? Stephen: *rubbing the bridge of his nose* just... just give him a minute Y/N: *still pushing the doors of sanctum that are clearly labeled pull*

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vvaspoppie · 10 months

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Peter: You really have really bad luck with dating. Y/N: I noticed that. Peter: All of your previous boyfriends were supervillains. Y/N: I noticed that too. Peter: Maybe you should run a background check next time. Y/N: Get off my couch and give me back my robe.

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welovelouisandbucky · 2 years

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When you just want to read some fluff or angst but the only thing you can find is smut:

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the-real-mj · 1 month

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Harley: I accidentally poisoned one of these cups and I don't remember which one.

Peter: How the fuck do you forget something like that.

Ned: ACCIDENTALLY???

Mj: With the way this dinner is going, I hope it's mine.

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soliloquent-stark · 7 months

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incorrect marvel quotes 3/?

benedict cumberbatch and tom holland in spider-man: no way home (2021)

quote source: kiss kiss bang bang

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angelofthenight · 4 months

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You: I'm sure you can make friends if you tried, Stephen!

Stephen: Easy for you to say. Everyone loves you

You: What? You're exaggerating-

Maguire!Peter: Hello, (y/n)! Lovely morning we're having *kisses hand*

Garfield!Peter: (y/n), you're radiant as always ;D

Holland!Peter: It's great to see you, (y/n)! Want to join me later for coffee?

Stephen: ...

You: Yeah OK maybe everybody does love me

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incorrect-random-fandom · 2 years

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Tony: Well, Peter, I have to say, I'm really disappointed.

Peter: Well, you didn't HAVE to say it. You could've just thought it.

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fandomnerd9602 · 3 months

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Peter 3: I wanna fight an alien!

Peter 1: okay. I can set up a match between you and Y/N, my best friend.

Venom!Y/N lands right next to Peter 1…

Y/N: hey Peter what’s up?

Peter 1: Peter 3 wants to fight an alien

Peter 3: uhh…

Y/N: cool! when can we fight?

Peter 3: I-I don’t wanna fight an alien anymore.

Y/N: wuss!

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midnighthybrid1 · 11 months

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Found a fun blog today ( @welcomehomeincorrectquotes, highly recommend checking them out if you’d like a good chuckle) and it got me inspired to do some WH doodles. I’ll have to reblog the OG quotes cause I’ve nearly reached the mobile photos limit 😅

Enjoy!

Incorrect Quote #1:

Incorrect Quote #2:

Hope ya enjoy my lil doodles, and please go check out the incorrect quotes blog! There’s lots of good and funny content that might give ya some fun lil doodle ideas.

Have a wonderful day!

Likes and Reblogs are appreciated, PLEASE DO NOT REPOST MY ARTWORK!

#myart #my art #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #welcome home barnaby #welcome home poppy #wally welcome home #welcome home wally #incorrect quotes #doodle page #I am still attempting to figure out what a good way to use this app is #I know peeps are generally chill about people reblogging their work but I always feel self conscious doing so lol #I must learn to overcome this weakness #cause there’s so much cool stuff neat stuff that I wanna reblog #anywho anywho I’m rambling now #welcome home home #home welcome home

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the-poor-miranha-quotes · 4 months

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Ok but have you ever thought how funny it would be if dr otto was from the mcu like:

Dr Otto: I spent my whole life, working, spending every second, every penny, all my energy to create a machine that had the energy of a sun, this is my life's work, and I finally!!--

Tony: hey guys, I just got back from a kidnapping where I was held hostage in a cave with just scrap and trash and I brought with me this little thing here that has enough sustainable energy to keep a super armor working, anyway where are the cheeseburgers??

#I would be pissed #Just things I think about in the middle of the night #spiderman #marvel #spiderman raimi #mcu #nwh #no way home #ironman #tony stark #dr otto #dr otto octavius #dr octopus #otto octavius #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel meme #ironman quotes #irondad quotes #irondad

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