#no wonder all the tabloids think eva's got herself a boytoy

[thejakeformerlyknownasprince]

Marco and Tom definitely have an interesting chemistry and dialogue in you’re one tragic AU with the thirty year old versions of the characters. Also the recent LA story with Tom attempting to outsmart Marco was fascinating. Have you ever considered how MarcoXTom would work or is that something you don’t see happening?

Marco [sipping his fourth tequila]: Yeah, man, I’d tap that. 

Marco: Specifically, I mean I’d climb that like a tree. If you know what I’m saying.

Marco: Like a tree.

Jake:

Jake:

Jake:

Marco: But you know what, man?  I have standards.  I don’t just go for anyone who’s tall, dark, stacked like a deck of cards, tall, in possession of legs up to Idaho, and tall.  They gotta have at least — no offense — a tiny amount of personality, or like a single molecule of fun somewhere in their soul.  And he practically makes you look fun by comparison.

Jake:

Jake: So... you... wouldn’t, in fact... [mumbling into his beer] tap that?

Marco: I’m a complex guy.  I’ve got depths.  And I’m looking for personality, you know?  Not just a pretty set of eyes with nothing going on behind ‘em but jump shots and paperwork.

Marco: And legs. I do need more than legs.

Jake:

Cassie: So, how ‘bout that new Bourne movie!

Jake: Great.  Awesome.  Loved it.  Actually, no, I haven’t seen it, why don’t you tell me all about it in detail —

Marco: I mean, I would never act on it.  Nev-ver.  But like anyone on the planet with two working eyes and a brain, I cannot help but appreciate a set of thighs that shaped, especially not in a morphing outfit that tight.  Cassie, back me up on this?

Cassie: Uh

Cassie: No, no thank you.

Cassie: I’m gonna.  Pass.  On that.

Marco: I’m just saying.

Jake: So about Jason Bourne.

#animorphs #crack #tom berenson #marco animorphs #eleutherophobia #Anonymous #ask #the one and only #tom my darling #tom dressed for morphing is sex on two legs #at least according to marco's hormone-addled adolescent brain #no wonder all the tabloids think eva's got herself a boytoy #'pretty face + robot personality' according to marco's burn book #also you can't tell me that mr. 'comments on how tall rachel is every time he flirts with her' doesn't have a height kink #or a berenson kink for that matter