time to go cry in the basement because my dad wouldn't open the egg jar for me
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I just said something so Hannibal coded-
"For the record, I kidnapped him because I'm worried about his health."
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[Meanwhile in purgatory]
-Eclipse in the middle of a battle with Solar Flare rolling a die-
Solar Flare: "Hm... Does a Nat. 20 hit?"
Eclipse: "Wait wha-" *Gets hit by explosion*
-Pause-
Solar Flare: "Damn, guess your armor class was too low"
Eclipse, lying on the ground in the background, holding up the middle finger: "Shut the fuck up"
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I gave him feminine hips, fuck you
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would you still love me if i got a tattoo of a tomato with your name on it
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Been reading a webtoon, so I'm late to today's episode. I'm maybe three and a half minutes in and ready to commit murder.
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Rilla: Time to lubricate the frog
Damien: I'm sorry what
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Sam and Max both graduated from Jon Arbuckle's School of Dance™
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Tomatoes are the apple of vegetables
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@ricky-peepee1234 you don't pay rent in the hole
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