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happy 40th anniversary everyone 🥳🥳
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who’s that watchman who’s kinda skrunkly
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helen.
HELEN. ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT NOBBY NOBBS.
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oh yeah
#are you gonna look at me and tell me that im WRONG?
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saw the postmaster today in his stupid gold suit. hes so hot
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i don’t get why people say this he’s the most average looking guy ever. his WIFE however
#you know that post that’s like ur at a lesbian bar and a hot older woman is smoking #and ur like. ‘can yuo put that out on me’ #yeah
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do you guys think the patrician has a secret blog
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No, but I bet his secretary is on studyblr
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are you kidding me the patrician is definitely on tumblr. brb committing treason so i can compliment his shoelaces
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#lord vetinari if ur reading this is legally a joke #wear an owl pin if ur one of us
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hot take but i kind of think the guild of assassins and thieves are problematic. like one of them you could ruin someone’s life and the other one you’re literally KILLING people. i know rich people are delusional but i can’t believe they literally think the best school for their kids is murder college.
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assassins got them
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Here I go, starting the new year with the most epic "draw this again"(after 17 years!)
It is a re-draw of the picture that 13 years old me-a Discworld maniac- started and never finished(cause it was too epic :D )
Back then I never drew more than two characters at once, so you can see that my love for Terry Pratchett's Night Watch was really great ♥
Thank @leona-florianova for reminding me of my love for Discworld ♥
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i've seen Discworld fans discussing various dream casts and wishes for how they'd adapt it and that's great and all but i feel like we're missing the obvious answer?
there's one way to do a Discworld adaptation and it's
muppets
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ok this will be the last one, but @isleofapplepies suggested Colon and Nobbs and it was too good not to draw!!
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Just finished listening to Guards! Guards! again and the scene with the Watch asking for compensation really hit me this time around. Vetinari does his big speech about the absolute evil and darkness in humanity and then Fred Colon and Nobby Nobbs, who we know are not heroes, are not particularly nice people, are not, in short, “good” and they ask for barely any money and a new kettle and a dartboard and they worry that they’re asking for too much.
And Vimes just laughs and laughs at all the upper crust diplomats and Vetinari who can’t understand it. Can’t understand ten dollars a month raise. Can’t understand a kettle. Can’t understand a dart board.
I forgot how much I loved these books.
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wee oo wee oo discworld doodle dump (and i mean really doodle)
(cheery, i love her)
small nobby!!
+ i love that angua got comforted by sybil and vimes,,,, i like how people point out that angua and vimes are kinda similar, how they both have a darker side and are loved by someone who they feel is too good for them sometimes.... and how vimes taught angua some dirty street fighting moves that she uses on wolfgang, absolute dad moment
also carrot, now that im looking at it his hair looks crown-ish, i might go into that direction more
some other tidbits under the cut
vimes as a dog vimes as a dog
vimes playing the werewolf game........ god dammit i gotta draw more stuff from fifth elephant this was absolutely epic, so was night watch
((tried to sketch out the werewolf game, failed miserably))
height headcanons? more or less
and wuffles......patricians terrier
((also shoutout to the one person who set out one of my vimes arts as their discord pfp i love when people use my art as pfp's aaargfhn im glad you enjoy))
ok thats all i could gather, i am constantly doodling discworld characters theyre running in my head like little creatures but its hard to gather it up all in a post grhn
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Request by @oakys-sideblog
It's not particularly 'messy', but I hope you like it anyway. A while back I saw the Nobby design from Peter Kothe and I adored it!! So this Nobby is pretty much his design :^) (less scrungly tho. I have to make him a lot more scrungly next time I draw him)
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