#nobody knows!

[socpens]

love is in the air… this day, it so fair. for the scent of roses permeates the nostrils & uplifts the soul. what's this… a new episode of my favorite television show.. oh amazing I think I am in LOVE!

SPAMTON LOVE NETWORK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x_UfDfoRmo

#rtvs #spamton #deltarune #socpens #wayneradiotv #baaulp #logmore #all my firends #trog and kami aaaand mike aaand all #valentines day #is love real ? #nobody KNOWS!

[wetwareproblem]

I have Schroedinger's Human Input Devices.

I want to murder a Logitech executive.

#Is it unifying or not? #NOBODY KNOWS! #WWP: Ciel #vent post

[tired-fandom-ndn]

Extremely specific but very uncomfortable experience of reading a pregnancy fic and there's some lines that you can't tell are meant to be from the character's own limited perspective or if they're a reflection of the author's own anti-choice values.

#is this character meant to be shown pressuring the protagonist into keeping the pregnancy using guilt tripping and emotional language #or is that the author's legitmate view of abortion being reflected their work #nobody knows! #pregnancy mention #this is a 100% pro choice blog btw no exceptions

[thefinestwaifumaterial]

#actually epileptic #epilepsy memes #why am i dizzy? #nobody knows! #brain pls

[blood-loving-leech]

do i want to help other people because im a good person, because i want to be a good person, or because of my subconscious belief that my life won’t last very long and i should make a different while im here

#nobody knows! #˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ jasper jabbers ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

[stripesysheaven]

girl do i even need to say who you're an expert on? we're all thinking it

hehehehehehehehe 👀 oh i wonder who hehehehe

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#mr ben mr ben in my head #why you here why you here #nobody knows! #<- imagine me singing this. no reason why #epiphytecanopy #asks #my posts

[artdecosupernova-writing]

we're only four pages into Asylum and Warren and Thrive are straight-up breaking up lmao

#not writing #this could last the rest of the series #maybe not even past the next chapter #nobody knows!

[tf2shit]

WHEN YOURE BORED ✨✨✨✨

#When will it stop? #Nobody knows! #tf2 #tf2 Scout #tf2 pyro #tf2 soldier #tf2 demoman #tf2 heavy #tf2 engineer #tf2 medic #tf2 sniper #tf2 spy #tf2 ocs #Syd Noewls #Nathan West #Doe Canary #Elliot Snapchel #Flames #G. #Devon Bushman #Tank #Westley Cole #Murray Mullocks #Emm Goldbun #Dr. Ugiene #Dr. Richards #Vanya Yusevez #Oti #Kira Longoose #Jonas

[parablesystem]

uquiz idea. which parable-everlight duo is most similar to you and your partner/friend/etc

#parable speaks #sam and john would be one of the results exclusively because its a very ''whatever they have goin on'' situation #nobody knows!

[anxsity]

its just me and this mysterious gray t-shirt that appeared in my laundry against the world

#this isnt a joke i have no idea where this came from #and also i have a private washer/dryer like not public at all. for context. so! idk! that bad boy just fucking appeared #nobody knows! #divinely sent gray t shirt. i mean it is stupidly soft so i mean ill take it

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.

#dungeon meshi #chilchuk tims #senshi #Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity. #Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all. #Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure. #I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem - #I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time. #So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*. #I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much. #Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!

[noperopesaredope]

I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.

Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.

#eleanor shellstrop #you know i was thinking about how we hold female characters to such high standards #and severely criticize bitchy female characters while praising asshole male characters #and then i remembered eleanor and realized that she is the perfect example of how to write an asshole woman that the audience likes #the worse she is the more i'm drawn to her (and honestly same for tahani) #we need more cringe-fail women who nobody likes (for good reason) #the good place #female characters #writing women #girl failure #girl loser #she's so mean #i love her #my favorite #fucking asshole #iconic #the good place eleanor #tgp #tgp eleanor #kristen bell

[butshesgotthespirit]

Listen though, tumblr users are the kind of people who are prepared to accept the implications of the existence of fairies.

NOBODY is prepared for the implications of a walrus at the front door.

#What does a walrus on the front porch imply you ask? Good question! Nobody knows #Is it a member of the HOA? Is it delivering a package? Is it a jehovah’s walrus? Is it part of the walrus mafia? #NOBODY KNOWS!

[nat-20s]

Ten and Donna end up on a fucked up deadly space newlyweds show despite uh. Not being newlyweds but they get almost all the questions right. They start to sweat when the final question is "what's one secret desire you have involving the other?" And Donna writes "sometimes I wish I could occasionally shrink down the doctor real small so I could carry him around in my pocket and make sure he doesn't get lost' while Ten writes "sometimes I wish I was small enough that Donna could carry me around in like a cat backpack or maybe a shirt pocket" and they look at each other like AYYYYYY because not only are they deeply drift compatible they're also fuckin weird about it 💖

#doctor who #donna noble #tenth doctor #tennant doctor #you know i usually have the doctor say weird shit about her (positive) like idk #'u know i think me and donna wouldve crushed being conjoined twins' #but i think donna also says weird shit about him. i think shell say out loud something like #'you know i look at you and wonder of i could use you as a paintbrush: #nobody knows what the FUCK those two are talking about

[teaboot]

One of my many brothers has a sensory issue regarding certain types of metal

It appears that my cutlery is uniquely offensive, which is uniquely bothersome when he comes to visit and ends up eating tortellini with his hands

But I believe I have devised a most elegant solution

Jimmy's forks

#It's funnier if you know him #I've offered to find other cutlery in the past and he has refused to be a bother #He is significantly taller and more intimidating than me and as such nobody calls him Jimmy #And so

[astralpenguin]

self care is writing a fic that you’re literally the sole target audience for

#nobody was asking for a spn pmmm crossover fic focusing on claire at 14 #who by this point has already been manipulated into agreeing to something without knowing all the terms and conditions first #and it was awful and the worst day of her life #so when kyubey approaches her she doesn't go for it #but the people around her do and so claire gets to watch people she loves die horribly AGAIN #like there is nothing in spn canon that contradicts any of this #but literally nobody is wanting a fic like this to exist #nobody except for me #so i guess i have to do everything myself around here #el talks