#nobody leaves nobody dies

[linkspooky]

🎄 🎄 🎄 🎄 In honor of our lord and savior Geto’s death I commissioned my friend @hollycircling to draw a cover for my nobamai fanfic “WEREWOLF”. Mai, Maki and Nobara travel to a small town to exorcise a curse, but Nobara and Mai end up fighting each other far more than the curse. 

I posted the epilogue as a Christmas present HERE ON AO3. 

#zeldi fics tag #nobamai #maki zenin #mai zenin #jujutsu kaisen fanfiction #jujutsu kaisen fic #jujutsu kaisen ocs #jujustu kaisen theory #nobara kugisaki #zenin family #nobara x mai #jjk nobara #jjk maki #jjk mai #jujutsu kaisen fanfic #zenin sisters #zenin twins #please leave me a comment #telling me how much you love me in my askbox is also acceptable #nobody dies au

[shakingparadigm]

this is random but one of my favorite ALNST joke OCs is a girl who had a massive crush on Ivan and was able to date him for a little while because he felt bored enough to accept her. what follows is the most excruciating insanity inducing half-relationship in existence (they lasted 3 weeks before she gave up trying to understand him)

#her name is saya!! saya ng #she had the biggest crush on ivan and when she asked him out he said yes in the most casual way ever that she thought he was joking #the whole time they're “together” she's nervously looking away and blushing while ivan's eyes are trained on that gray haired boyfail there #whenever she'd ask to do couple things with him like hold hands or eat together he'd comply for a little while #but then he'd say something important came up and that he had to leave #she understood because of course! he's a top student surely hes busy no worries #he always seemed to have a wall up. smile never faltering but never fully genuine either #he always looked at her like he was seeing past her and not like he was looking at her person #he was a good and charming conversationalist but even though she got to spend more time with him #it never really felt like a “relationship”. more like two people roleplaying the actions of a relationship #because ivan was so closed off #she started noticing till more all because ivan kept noticing him #and she noticed how he seemed to change when he noticed till. like tills presence was enough to rewire his brain #she quickly realized she was nobody next to him and broke it off #anyways she got sent home because she wasn't good enough to graduate (she wasn't particularly good at anything) #she watched all her friends (dotori/acorn #round 3 and 4 kids) #die on screen #and when she's sent to a different singing competition she loses and dies #her name saya ng combines to make the word sayang #which in my language means: a waste #okay. this was supposed to be funny but now that im saying it #it low-key sounds kind of diabolical #by the way this idea is inspired by the Patreon info about ivan #(he CANONICALLY would accept anyones confession if he was bored enough. V and Q said that theyd tire of ivan being so closed and mysterious) #imagine being in the “recovering from dating ivan” club #alnst #random

[g1rlr0b1n]

Damian: I never know what to say to people at funerals.

Billy: neither do I, I'm terrible.

Jon: Just say "I'm sorry for your loss" then move on

Damian: oh ok.

*later at a funeral*

Damian: I'm sorry for your loss. Move on.

#nobody second guesses this because it's on brand for him #except for the people who actually know him #dick: little D wouldn't say that he's a sensitive soul...deep down #tim: that's big talk from a guy who mourned for months after his goldfish died #jason: guy can't go to a pet cemetery without leaving a single rose on each tombstone #damian wayne #jon kent #billy batson #dc comics #source: the IT crowd

[opikiquu]

#★ my art #doodles #toilet bound hanako kun #tbhk doodles #tbhk #tbhk nene #nene yashiro #my bsf gave me her tbhk manga she abandoned (how rude) so ill give them a new home 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷 #i love hanako i swear #but its like. I want to attack him also #yashiro what a girlfail (positive) #shes so cute :) #shes the best the characters need to LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!!!!! #im only on chapter 8 nobody tell me she dies or something like that

[ruthlesslistener]

maybe i shouldnt get into rattlesnake conservation considering how deeply it hurts me everytime i hear someone talk about how much they hate and fear them and the frankly gruesome displays of cruelty and violence that results of that fear and hate

#in this case- i looked up a professor who studies rattlesnakes to see if i could reach out to ehr #and her latest blog post was about how a hiker in a nature preserve stabbed a pregnant female 8 times in the head with the stake for the si #n that asked hikers to leave the rattlesnakes alone before cutting her rattle off while she was still alive #they tried to rush her in to emergency surgery and she died #i cant. i wouldnt be able to deal with that #i would have tracked that man down and done the same to him #snakes are some of the least cruel and most innocent animals ive worked with and yet nobody thinks the same #tw animal cruelty

[aq2003]

the background piano music ends abruptly on a discordant note when hamlet says his father had died in the past two hours, which is when the idea gets put forward that his own perception of time/events might not be totally reliable

#btw mariah gale's portrayal of ophelia in this scene is CRAZY good i'm so.. hhhhhghgwgm #ik a couple of more modern productions try to portray ophelia w more agency and force behind what she does #which is good! but mariah gale's portrayal is my favorite in terms of what was originally intended for the character #ie how devastated she is at seeing someone she loves spiral further and further downwards #the uncomfortable smiles she has in this scene specifically cuz on one hand. Hamlet why are you saying these things. die #on the other hand she can see that he's in better spirits overall and isn't that better than how he was earlier? (it's not) #how she is driven mad bc everybody in her life either dies or leaves her and nobody can acknowledge that injustice #i get the impression that this ophelia wasn't allowed to show her anger and her frustration towards everyone around her #she was raised to act in a certain specific way to make her father (and her brother) look good. without a regard for her personhood #so it makes sense that if hamlet was so sweet w her pre-his-father's-death and that he changed so drastically in front of her #that it kind of basically brings her down with him too #hamlet

[skunkes]

2023 has been craaazy u guys i cant believe my hair is wavy

#talkys #the jork being that so much more has happened and is still in the process of happening as we speak but good lird ! my hair is wavy #also mfw i stopped cutting my hair short bc i was tired of getting yelled at for 7 years then i kept getting yelled at for it being messy #and then i finally realized 1. my hair is wavy 2. the reason my mom hates my hair is because its wavy and thick and not #straw thin like my eldest sisters and i have 0 desire to straighten it like my good sister like oh okay <3 yaaaay <3 #further lore is before i cut my hair short my mom wldnt let me leave the house without beating my head in with a brush to brush it out #which nobody told me was Bad for hair that is wavy and i guess no one told her either #so this is the first time ive been allowed to just have it like dis #i cant stop staring now whenever it dries like holy shit. waves

[rawliverandgoronspice]

Honestly for all the "am I pushing this too far? should I pull back?" moments I have working on Thralls' outline, I am often reminded that this is actually a pretty charitable interpretation of what may have happened between OoT and TP....

#thoughts #oot #tp #thralls of power #animated project #there's a version that is 100% arguable where ganondorf got arrested immediately and the gerudos revolted guided by twinrova #and were crushed or pushed away #and that was that #and link leaving for termina only where this “issue” was “solved” #and then he died in the lost woods with zelda ruling hyrule as she grew #it doesn't feel implausible at all #of course there's the opposite take of #oh yeah the gerudos were immediately cool with the murder of their king they apparently partially worshiped and twinrova?? who cares #and they co-built a weird monument/gifted their monument to the hylians to build a prison in which to imprison and execute their own king?? #and to do a weird coliseum thing about it too??? where soldiers and prisoners were apparently sent to die?? #and then they just left. for no reason. #and nobody remembers them and calls them “a pack of thieves” including people who were there at the time of the execution #and the last person with seemingly traces of gerudo heritage 100% identify as hylian #anyway #it's hard to give a “nice” explanation to what happened that doesn't feel incredibly contrived unfortunately

[ssaalexblake]

How would you respond to claims that 13's run feels a bit dodgy by having a cop travel with them?

You know, the other day while generally browsing the internet I happened across somebody complaining about this war movie. They were angry it was glorifying soldiers. Were anti-military themselves in general. You know what I mean. The thing is, though, the literature course I did in school had an entire unit and exam on war literature and I've read the book upon which the movie was based on and it has stuck with me as an incredible critique of war, conscription and the military by portraying those things in fiction. I would never pick it up again, not because it was bad, but because it was rough to 17yo me, but I am happy I've read it and other pieces of literature like it. I am happy I was taught to analyse and contextualise media with a serious subject such as that.

Now, this isn't the exact same thing as this. The BBC would legit never allow their lead children's show to Explicitly portray any acab message, like, ever, lets be true to reality here. But also, I genuinely think there is a fair amount of that puritanical black and white thinking going on here on the riff of Yaz working for the police being an immediate strike against the show because people think that portraying something is automatically lauding it because uh, the content of the story does Not track with the idea they're saying cop work is good work.

I have seen (on this site and many others) people say over and over again the only good cops are either dead or have quit bc they realised it was a crock of shit. In which case, the question becomes;

Did y'all miss the part where Yaz quit?

Yaz is not a cop anymore. Yaz quit. Yaz is portrayed as thinking it's frustrating bc because the helping people thing she was supposed to be doing isn't happening and we're shown this from literally the get go, her very first scene, and from there is only seen as trying A) to get work where she's actually helping somebody and totally failing to get it and B) straight up trying to get out of going to work by actually forging paperwork. S/O to her for that bit of illegality btw. Love that for her. She does not end the series employed by the police. Yaz found an actual way to help people and chose to do That instead.

Yaz's career arc is 'disillusioned teen signs up to be cop, realises it's bullshit and there are actual ways to help people and quits to go do that instead' which is, if i'm not mistaken, what we want actual real life cops to realise about their life choices.

I get it's a tetchy subject bc acab, i agree, and I get and agree and wish that this stuff could be more explicitly portrayed as well bc i'm sick of media or execs being too cowardly to be bold about messaging, but the insinuation that this portrayed the cops as systematically helpful or useful by having Yaz start out as a cop? No. Would I have liked it to be more explicit? Well yes, duh, but I cannot emphasise how that was literally never gonna happen. I can however emphasise how ideas like Yaz, whose main goal is to help, quitting being a cop bc she wasn't helping anybody beamed into impressionable young minds do, in fact, take root though.

Like, having a plucky teen hero character go through an arc of helping people and them Ending a cop to carry on the good work is Vastly different to a plucky teen starting out a cop bc they think that's how they get to help people then quitting bc they realised that's not true. One of these things is pro cop, the other is not.

I also hasten to mention again that there is a genuine conversation here abt the dodgy-ness cops being used in mental health emergencies. I wrote this out about it [Here].

On a personal note on this score, I, much like Sonya have been forced to deal with cops throughout somebody else's mental health emergency when I never should have had to and it fucking sucked. What an unempathetic bunch of rats who clearly haven't even done a google search's worth of research on how to discuss these things, let alone give it the gravity it deserves. That my choices were either cops or somebody dying is a travesty. And maybe this story speaks to me more personally as somebody who has had this experience and wants to throw hands over it still over a decade later, but that lady did not help Yaz, Yaz helped herself after a measly pep talk and the woman obviously never bothered to keep tabs and see if Yaz was okay afterwards either. Ryan helped his mate. Graham spreads good mental health advice that benefits others. The hospital in Syria was dealing in mental heath care by professionals of the time. Cop lady convinced Yaz to go home, succeeded, and Yaz gave her the credit when it was Her who dug herself out of that pit and not anybody else.

Like, genuinely this whole thing sets me off angry. And I could critique the execution if I wanted to but the bottom line is i've not actually seen anything else even go slightly Near where this plot went and I genuinely think it was something that should be said. As I said, a decade later and I still want to throw hands.

So basically like, I get the discomfort, I do, I get not wanting to see it as well, but Yaz grew OUT of this. Not the other way around. Portrayal is not endorsement. I do not personally find this era difficult to parse but people seem either unwilling or unable to do so on literally every theme addressed in it, but I am just back to being that 17yo in an english lit class being taught how to examine things through the vehicle of anti-war stories, ones that people are actually nowadays mad at for glorifying war just because they portray it when this couldn't be farther from the truth, and I cannot help but relate the situations a bit.

I mean, I don't think it's a 10/10 and I would tweak, but I am aware you won't be finding anything as bold as blatant acab on dw in this geopolitical climate and since that's endemic literally everywhere i'm not gonna single out This show for it when at least its trying (watching classic who and the things they just openly say and portray is soooooo eye opening. TV of the 21st century has no spine in general.) But the portrayal of something does not imply that said thing is positive. If real cops ditching the badge on principle is a good thing that we want to continue, I fail to see how fake ones portraying that said same thing is bad.

#dw shit #cynicalclassicist #prepare to get eaten alive for this one i guess #also i don't think dead cops are good cops bc dead cops who are shitbags don't deserve all the #glorifying and idolizing they get when they died assholes #give me one who walked away. that is better. #also lol there is SO MUCH media out there that glorifies cops #like fuck y'all ever seen an ep of blu/e blo/ods??? fucking galling #but nobody ever bitches abt the worst offenders bc nobody thinking this stuff has ever seen them l o l #i know this show is shit bc some situations u just can't leave #if i could erase a show from existence it'd be that one #dw meta

[ahsokatanos-lightsabertechnique]

Honestly it was such a weird experience sitting with the Public™️ and listening to animated people yell at each other about canon. Like...*checks over shoulder* this is...not vocabulary I associate with children's movies

#Miguel: “BUT IT'S NOT CANON!!!” #Miles: “FUCK U LEAVE ME AND MY COFFEE SHOP AU WHERE NOBODY DIES ALONE” #atsv #atsv spoilers #itsv #across the spiderverse #miles morales #miguel o'hara

[krtrs]

i love you Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies. i love you Canon Divergence. i love you Fix-It. i love you Tooth-Rotting Fluff. i love you Idiots in Love. i love you Requited Love. i love you Mutual Pining.

#yes this is abt steve and eddie from stranger things leave me alone #karter speaks #everyone lives #nobody dies #canon divergence #fix it #tooth rotting fluff #idiots in love #requited love #mutual pining #ao3 tags

[harleythealter]

I’ve been having a 40 minute panic attack after somebody almost fucking T-boned me while I was driving.

I’m terrified to drive home.

I almost broke down crying when my coworker hugged me for a gift I had given her.

The person of who almost hit me didn’t register my hand signal as a hand signal and not me just sticking my arm out the window(know that it’s below freezing here. It’s not common to see people with arms out the window).

If he had hit me. I would have spun right into oncoming traffic.

A mile from home.

Nobody would know for too long that it was me who got hit. My phone would have registered that I was still at home. Maybe once the sirens rang, would they think to check.

I don’t have the money to fix my blinker.

,,,

#harleythealter #i almost died #literally #I can’t believe he didn’t even hit the back of my car #tw car crash #(almost) #what do I do now #I want to leave work half an hour early #nobody would really notice

[taviokapudding]

Soooooo I have started getting into the Obey Me! Series & Nightbringer is my first game

I have a general idea of what happens in terms of story beats prior to this game, but as someone who has 0 context of the specific relationship details, I kinda feel bad for Solomon. Clearly something between him & Barbatos led to this time travel situation, but as the mc who doesn’t really know shit, it must be way worse for those 2 to fix the situation.

I have chosen the options where the MC remembers nothing multiple times and I can tell from the writing Solomon is just like “yay I have a wife- oh fuck they don’t remember me..kinda? Sorta? Okay time to romance & go along with whatever the mc decides”

I like his character but I can’t help but notice already from the jump that he is withholding information about the circumstances of the time travel & not addressing the paradox being made by letting mc participate in major past events; I get he has chosen the simp life (understandable given the circumstances) & the dialog implies mc is slowly regaining their memories, but the fact he’s taking advantage of the situation to be #1 husband while again just letting mc create a goddamn paradox (especially when some of the dialogue options are incorrect or have nothing to do with the original time line) that could maybe erase their future is just ¿?

Barbatos is implied to know more and he can see all the timelines so I understand his beef. I’m with him, w h y is Solomon taking his sweet time to return him and MC to their timeline? Has he done this before because he’s too calm and complacent about the situation? Also mc isn’t a human??? Who is this demon the mc has possessed because Solomon didn’t change bodies nor species when he showed up. It’s actually weird he’s revealing himself to the brothers and essentially creating a paradox that wouldn’t have fully happened because of the mc’s physical changes. And what will be the long term consequences that’ll happen when the MC does leave their body if it is indeed possession and not just a side effect to the event that led to the time travel?

#mun post #i have many thoughts that I have seen nobody discuss because all other players are like ‘business as usual’ #nah dude why tf can’t solomon’s apprentice maintain their human form? #why did the mc change and Solomon didn’t? #om! nightbringer #the mc being a sheep with horns and a devil tail is really funny btw #but the implications heavily alludes that at some point everyone will learn mc isn’t a demon #maybe the brothers almost murdering the mc stems from the fact one day the mc just leaves and never returns #or they leave and the demon left behind is a completely different person- now with the trauma of possession #imagine your the brothers thinking your mc died or vanished then you meet a human that’s identical but lacks memories- murder is an extreme #reaction unless they are fully assuming the mc has always been a demon or the mc did some wrong at some point in the past- right? #obey me nightbringer

[butchdykekondraki]

i literally keep forgetting i have james dean in my queue at like all times so everytime i see him on my dash im like "oh hey its my guy from my movies who reblo- oh it was me im the one reblogging my guy from my movies ."

#[ren] #nobody on this got damned site cares about my guy from my old movies which is SO sucks #do u guys even know he was bisexual . do u even know . #fun fact people like to leave bras at the site where he died its literally my favourite fact about him ever its such a funny memorial thing

[inkedmyths]

Yknow after all this time you would think I'd be normal about Breath of the Wild but NO I watch a playthrough and it gets to the part where Rhoam is explaining what happened and says "But the princess survived to face Ganon alone" because she SURVIVED to face Ganon ALONE EVERYONE WAS DEAD AND SHE HAD TO WALK UP TO IT AND STARE IT DOWN IN THE RUINS OF HER HOME and I nearly burst into tears help

#ink thinks #botw #nobody touch me auauauooogh... zeldaaa.... #all her friends and family were DEAD link DIED IN HER ARMS and she stared down the monster that took them all from her!! #almost started bawling over her and this game has been out HOW LONG #...tears of the kingdom is going to fucking kill me isn't it. i'm going to cry over another zelda game #loz #ugh #gotta think about aus to cope #au where all the champions are somehow stuffed in the shrine of resurrection #5 amnesiacs take on the world. revali forgets how to fly for a sec and falls off a rock #urbosa figures out she can zap shit on accident #daruk has to be launched using stasis to get him on top of the temple of time #mipha is constantly jogging bc her legs are so little #YES I'M COPING BADLY LEAVE ME ALONE

[jasontoddenthusiastt]

I’ve been watching Titans. What have they done to my boy.

#kelseethe #all the biting side remarks about how annoying and not personable Jason is and how he’s so shallow #god. Kory saying that Jason never grew or learned to be part of their family #if Dick or anybody else put like. 22% of the amount of faith and care Dick put into Rachel in ss1-2 into Jason. he’d be like. fine lol. #every time somebody says he was just too much trouble I smh #it really seemed like a cycle of other people keeping things from him/not trusting him #then everyone blowing his mistakes way out of proportion #and when someone else fucks up or screws him over and he gets upset/leaves #nobody cares to find him again and make things right the way they did with anyone else. like everyone just forgets #like. After Rose met up with the titans and made amends she could’ve dropped by with Jason and at least tried to talk things through #it really didn’t take much for Jason to warm up to her so quickly #plus they put so little emphasis/meaning/significance into his death #that everything that happened to him. everything everyone did/said to him is far more depressing than the fact that he died #pls they also made him red hood like 0.04 seconds after he died and came back #I’m currently about half way through ss3 and like. they’re massacring him me thinks