#nobody nobody nobody

[g0thnico]

It's inspired by a scene from Scott Pilgrim

#nico di angelo #percy jackson #percico #rick riordan #percy jackon and the olympians #Nico loves mitski #Percy too btw #Nobody nobody nobody

[gloivy]

nobody nobody nobody

All she wants is a kiss. A kiss she does not deserve.

Lavender/Parvati | 1.8k | MCD, hurt no comfort

graphic by @venom0usbarbie ily <3

AO3

#lavender/parvati #lavender brown #parvati patil #hp femslash #f/f fanfic #nobody nobody nobody

[thepessimisticblogger]

i took the quiz which says what mitski song i am. the description is depressingly accurate.

“I’VE BEEN BIG AND SMALL AND BIG AND SMALL AND BIG AND SMALL AGAIN AND

STILL NOBODY WANTS ME

STILL NOBODY WANTS ME”

“AND I KNOW NO ONE WILL SAVE ME

I JUST WANT SOMEBODY NEAR ME

GUESS I’M A COWARD I JUST WANT

TO FEEL ALRIGHT”

“and i know no one will save me, i’m just asking for a kiss. give me one good honest kiss,

and i’ll be alright.”

#nobody nobody nobody #nobody mitski #mitski nobody #nobody #mitski #mitski lyrics #mitski songs #songs #music #listen to this song #the accuracy #pain and suffering #life is pain

[zappedbyzabka]

If I can’t keep saying Billy is a nymph–farmer’s daughter–sparkle jump rope queen–americana–doll who’s pretty as a daisy, then what’s the point??

#Goodnight yall #he is so silly #Thats why #I smoked a bit srry I’m high. I will regret this lsksksksk #If I can’t call him a blond bombshell baddie and point out his booty. Then what #No this def isn’t because I saw my own gifs of Chad Mcqueen smoking with tattoos and looking so hot so so hot #Nor something I saw saying men can’t be cute and girly #Lana del ray boyfriend #I should post those #i’m being serious #Aliyahcore too he is trust me #Scott specifically is soft ‘teehee omg you have tattoos’ coquette who likes lemonade #tw feminization #who has choice like smarty does #nobody nobody nobody #Who has a face like smarty does

[voulez-vous-a-ha]

screaming along to mitski with mitski standing right in front of you is really an experience my dudes

#bro it was such a blast #NOBODY NOBODY NOBODY #mitski

[clairenatural]

there's a cherry blossom tree in DC that keeps blooming every year even though it shouldn't and the park service keeps thinking it's dead and then it keeps blooming! well they're removing a lot of trees to rehabilitate the area and they've said it's finally time for stumpy to go and they're going to mulch it and use the mulch to enrich all the other trees so it can help everything else keep going. and they're also going to plant spliced little pieces of it all over so that stumpy can live forever and this is genuinely sending me into a spiral

#someone brought it flowers today........... #this half dead little tree that nobody thought would survive this long means everything to me

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.

#dungeon meshi #chilchuk tims #senshi #Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity. #Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all. #Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure. #I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem - #I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time. #So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*. #I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much. #Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!

[cemeterything]

"objectively physically attractive but in possession of negative rizz" is one of my favorite character concepts. i think it's so great when there's an absurdly hot person who's just a complete fucking loser. the mood is unsalvageable the moment they open their mouth kind of deal. you get no bitches because you're so sucks.

#🐉 #this is abt terror amc fitzy btw. nobody wants to fuck you you are annooooooying! #like i simply would not hit that you could NOT persuade me to endure it

[vamprisms]

omg imagine being born and you are on a spaceship and everyone aboard is sooo so mad at you just because you burst out of some guy's chest to be born. like um sorry i've not been alive before i didn't even know that's not allowed please be nice to me um the spaceship floor is cold is no one going to knit me some little booties i am calling child protective services

#she did all that because nobody offered her a nice bot bot of milk #alien

[imnotrealdeadass]

Do y'all see it, do you see the vision

#valentino #vox #alastor #alastor altruist #aromantic #aroace #aroace alastor #radiostatic #staticradio #staticmoth #hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #hazbin vox #hazbin valentino #fuck you valentino #idc that vox is your boyfriend or whatever #nobody wants you

[emptyportrait]

i'm actually so fucking sick of zionists using phrases such as "Was it worth it, Hamas?" cause literally what the fuck are y'all yapping about??? Israel has been indiscriminately bombing gaza in front of our eyes since last October, Israel has murdered more than 30 thousands Palestinians within 5 months, Israel is forcefully starving gaza, Israel is the one committing war crimes everyday, Israel is continuing genocide and ethnic cleansing. Israel. is. illegally. occupying. Palestine.

we all know who are the perpetrators here. and zionists can't gaslight people into "hamas started it" bullshit anymore. everyone is actually sick of Israel's dumb colonialism propaganda where they just repeat same old tactics “how dare you palestinians resist us, after we have your stolen land, freedom, human rights and subjugated your people under fascist colonial regime.”

Israel carry out atrocities in broad daylight and then go ahead blame Palestinian resistance for the said act of savagery they've performed, "O their audacity!" indeed!

#“free gaza from hamas!” how about i smash your head with a hammer?? #ain't nobody buying that shit #they've been doing this for last 75 #years since the nakba #enough is enough #from the river to the sea palestine will be free #free gaza #palestinian resistance #long live the resistance #fuck israel #anti zionisim #free palestine #gaza strip #gaza #palestinian genocide #Palestine

[iapislazuli]

Guys I’m going to be so bare naked ass honest with you we had a house fire tonight and I was standing in the kitchen with the flaming stove reading the Wikipedia page for fire

#dia noises #some minor burns but otherwise nobody was hurt #Dias greatest hits

[suiheisen]

fascinated/horrified by this set of tweets…

#the thing about these tweets is the absolutely rancid entitlement in them and then the attempt to justify it #'keep up a charade that the floor is clean' do you... not clean your house? do you not mop the floors?????????? #anyway. are you americans okay??? #specifically…. are white americans ok???? #is the right to keep your shoes on also written into your constitution? #also the getting sick is 99 per cent random tweet is giving me brain damage #anyway. nobody is coming into my home with their outside shoes on #and if the feel of your bare feet on the floors i clean almost every day is so revolting to you #we have inside shoes????? #polls #*r

[turbro]

"jk rowling does holocaust denial" is something that in 2004 would have been worldwide headline material for how shocking it is but in 2024 is frankly so expected that not a single person ive talked to has anything to say except "oh shes doing that now?"

#nobody cares turbo

[noperopesaredope]

I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.

Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.

#eleanor shellstrop #you know i was thinking about how we hold female characters to such high standards #and severely criticize bitchy female characters while praising asshole male characters #and then i remembered eleanor and realized that she is the perfect example of how to write an asshole woman that the audience likes #the worse she is the more i'm drawn to her (and honestly same for tahani) #we need more cringe-fail women who nobody likes (for good reason) #the good place #female characters #writing women #girl failure #girl loser #she's so mean #i love her #my favorite #fucking asshole #iconic #the good place eleanor #tgp #tgp eleanor #kristen bell

[nostalgia-tblr]

re-reading my own fic because the author has exactly my taste in tropes, ships the same ships in the right way, and also shares my sense of humour. what a find, what a revelation. i hope they write more of this sort of thing.

#she should POSSIBLY scale back a bit on the inappropriate dick jokes but nobody's perfect right? #fic related