#nocturnal-roommate

[nelkcats]

And they were roommates

After years of living on his own in the Infinite Realms, something strange began to happen to the retired hero. Every time Danny closed his eyes to sleep, a life that was not his own played in his head. And he began to see memories of someone who had passed away, from his birth to his death. That would be fine if he didn't remember the dreams in such detail.

Unfortunately when the first dream kept repeating itself continuously, and Danny investigated, he discovered that it was not a normal nightmare and was the life of someone real. Someone who wanted a closure.

Every time he woke up, he found himself feeling the same as in the dream. Which led him to do a couple of things: yell at Nocturne (who strangely had nothing to do with it), annoy Clockwork (who was definitely involved), and solve crimes that had been deemed "impossible", and bring them to an appropriate end.

The police were extremely confused when a note from "Sleepy King" was next to the evidence of a cold case. The truth is that Danny wanted to sleep, and the souls were extremely insistent about their 'unfinished business' that came to haunt him in his sleep.

Every time he cracked a case he earned a few hours of uninterrupted sleep or downright disturbing memories, but that wasn't enough. Unfortunately, it seemed that solving the cases was only attracting more souls, and he was starting to regret wanting to help. He had ended his life as a hero for a reason.

Usually his notes to the police would say something along the lines of "I'm doing this for me, not for you, good night" or some similar nonsense. The halfa was tired, very very tired, dreaming with memories wasn't fun or pretty, it was exhausting, the deaths made his skin crawl and his insomnia worse. He didn't want to relive the deaths of anyone else, but he had no way to scare away the souls.

When Martha Wayne showed up in his dreams showing him about a "court of owls" Danny made up his mind. This had to stop. He had been a hero but he retired. And it wasn't that he hated the souls, he just wanted to sleep, the mental exhaustion was too much.

So he did the stupidest thing possible: he hired Constantine (pretending to be a fairly normal human client, getting his attention after offering a lot of alcohol and some useless books from the Realms as payment) to make him a dream catcher or some wizard thing. All he wanted was something to help him sleep.

Constantine couldn't do that of course. The hellbazer was disturbed by the man with more than three hundred avenging spirits swarming. That was fucked up. So he offered him the only solution he could think of: inviting him to sleep at his house. A place where spirits could not pass without permission. It wasn't a permanent fix, but it would work for a while.

John had no idea why he was doing so much for a client (inviting him to his house? bold move), but the man looked so desperate, and he was fucking cute. If he could get an adventure or two out of it he wouldn't complain.

Constantine's guest bed felt like heaven to the halfa, despite being almost destroyed. Danny repeatedly thanked, and before they both knew it: they were roomies, lived in the same place, took turns cooking or cleaning, etc. They grew comfortable with each other to the point that Danny answered Justice League Dark's calls on a few occasions.

And well, if Constantine stopped rushing to find a long-term solution that was his business, and his alone, okay? Zatanna's comment asking when he got married was fucking out of place.

#dpxdc #Danny is an adult here #he lived in the Realms #until the souls started to stalk him in dreams #Nocturne offered to help but Danny refused #Clockwork is playing matchmaker and is obvious #Retired hero Danny #The souls wanted revenge #and Danny solved many cases but #he didn't want to live to please others any longer #maybe is selfish but he never asked to be a hero in the first place #dp x dc #dc x dp #Justice League Dark is pretty sure they are married #Constantine is not flirting and that's suspicious #Danny ended investigating the court of owls and Batman had him on sight #Constantine thinks he's just a handsome man #But even if Danny tell him about his ghost part Constantine would think he's sexy #and they were roommates #Asking for Constantine's help is like a sin in the realms but Danny is desperate and the hellbazer deal with curses daily #he was sure John could help somehow #Danny stopped Constantine from being a soulhoe and protected him without John noticing

[floralcavern]

I am not ok

But at least I’ve got

#Webtoon #school bus graveyard #Sbg #Morgana and Oz #Marionetta #Jackson’s diary #rooftops and roommates #castle swimmer #Float #eaternal nocturnal #Villain with a crush #it strikes a cord #Down to earth #the d!ckheads #homesick #down to earth webtoon #Homesick webtoon #webtoon recommendation #Float webtoon

[echofive7567]

gotta stop getting obsessed with webtoons, it's making it hard to pay attention during band

#webtoon #space boy webtoon #love me to death #realta webtoon #from a knight to a lady #night owls and summer skies #the doctors are out #covenant webtoon #pantheum webtoon #maybe meant to be #room of swords #stare down #rooftops & roommates #lady liar #eaternal nocturnal #jacksons diary #third shift society #muted #muted webtoon #not even bones #gourmet hound #silent screams #forever after #there are many others #certified echo post

[klaineccfanficlibrary]

Sleep Tips for the Chronically Nocturnal

Author: @rockitmans

Rating: M

Status: Completed in December 2023

Word Count: 6,349

Summary: Kurt can't sleep and Blaine takes that as a personal challenge.

Tropes/Genre: roommates!Klaine, friends to lovers, hurt/comfort, insomnia, humor, fluff

Lynne's review: Perfect. Oblivious, hopelessly in love idiots. Loved it. And Elliot is hilarious. 

Read at: AO3

#rockitmans #klaine fanfic #klaine fanfiction #one shot #Rated M #complete #Word Count: Under 10K #roommates!Klaine #friends to lovers #hurt/comfort #insomnia #humor #fluff #Sleep Tips for the Chronically Nocturnal #March 2024 #rockitman

[ante--meridiem]

why must I always be sleepy during the day but alert and excited to get shit done at night

#i thought i'd fixed it but when Very Extroverted Roommate left he took the tea that helped me actually sleep with him #& I haven't been able to find it myself #I could just resign myself to this being my schedule but I feel like I *would* sleep better have more energy and get more done if I could #just. not be nocturnal #also. other people expect me to be awake at normal person hours for courses & shit #personal #whining

[bismuthmagnet]

there's a new sexcy vampire in town /j

#my roommates think this vampire looks like astarian #and theyre kinda #this is joking/lighthearted #but olrox is superior #castlevania nocturne #castlevania #castlevania olrox #olrox #castlevania netflix

[dragons-and-yellow-roses]

RATS are NOT your friends at night while you're reading a scary book

#so if you didnt know. rats are nocturnal #so its 2am where i am rn. my room is pitch dark because i have my blinds shut #and im reading a scary book. lots of spooky creatures and body horror and haunted shit #and my rats. are knocking shit over and chewing on things and generally being menaces #or theyll go silent for a minute abd i think theyre chilling and then all of a sudden theyll drop a toy or something #and scare the shit out of me #they use their spooky little hands to climb on the bars of their cage. and they use their spooky little teeth to aggressively eat kibble #and i gave them new toys today. these edible foraging toys that they love #but that means my room is full of the sound of pulling on bars. or the clicking of a water bottle. or chewing. so muvh chewing #and im reading about this dead body come back to life. with like all of her bones broken. killing a guy in the most grotesque way #and its altogether a very bad experience #i was bored for the first 70ish pages but then it got really fucking good and im hooked. but its also terrifying #the rats have gone silent but now my dog is shifting in his kennel outside my room #both are terrifying. why are my rats silent. why is my dog moving. when will he move next #these animals are harassing me. whats next. my sibling's rabbit is going to break in? in roommate's cat will start scratching at the door? #if my landlord is reading this then ignore all of these tags. we only have a dog sir. no rodents or felines or whatever tf a rabbit is here #ah the rats are making sounds again. terrible horrifying sounds #i have to piss but im scared to get out of bed. i think i live here now. in bed. i cant leave #on a somewhat related note i really want to make deviled eggs rn but i have roommates that are trying to sleep #on one hand i miss living alone. on the other it makes me feel safer to have two other people here with me #even if the threat is only my imagination #and my mischievous critters

[anakinlove]

Hello Lili my love how are u

Hello!!!!

I am good!!!

How are you??

#i have just recently moved #money? zero #the sims 4 came out with horses this week and I can’t afford the pack bc it’s $40 and that’s so much???? #Kenzie and I had our 2 year anniversary last month and she’s gonna be visiting soon so yay 😋 #my Star Wars collectibles are finally getting their own shelves bc I have my own room!!! #once again money? zero. #turning 21 at the end of September that’s so daunting #gonna be getting a cat sometime in January maybe??? thrilled #if not a cat then like #something else #pet will be acquired #Kenzie and I recently passed 5 mil words in our rp that’s so wild #uhhhhh my roommate and I are on season four of my little pony bc he hadn’t seen it and that’s a stable of my neurodivergent experience #my mommy is visiting Saturday!!! i haven’t seen her since April so I’m so excited #my grandma wants to take me to church Sunday (she’s visiting with my mom) and there’s a Mormon church across the street from my new place #so that may happen #i went to bed at noon and woke up at 9 pm today so the vibes are nocturnal. #i desperately want someone to photoshop me and Hayden Christensen together in photos so I can frame them and say he’s my bf

[mildswearingat4am]

Okay pets I’m considering include:

- hamster

- cockatiel

- poison dart frog

- geckos (various)

Cast your votes now!

#babbling moth #mostly kidding #but also not. how does one make decisions #birds are iffy bc potential sound disturbances could be v upsetting to roommates #which i kind of uhhhh didn't consider before #but like... bird good #so i might try to find a way to make it work #dart frogs are so cute and pretty!! downside is live insect feeders #geckos i have in mind can eat crested gecko diet but also might be nocturnal so idk if i would see them that often?? #many thoughts. many choices

[sixftmp3]

sotd. im tired.

#sotd 2023 #man this bipolar/seasonal depression/lack of social interaction has fucking haaaaannnddsssss #i sure would like to just. exist and live my life in parallel with another human being. too bad my roommate's literally nocturnal. #no fault of theirs its just how they are like if i worked overnights i'd be nocturnal too #i just kinda. listen i'll be the first to admit im not an incredibly social person but i like existing next to people #im really not doing good after these last few days

[drew-jupiter]

My mom said she'd be willing to help pay for it if I got an esa teehee :3

#thinking about getting a corn snake #cause dogs are too high maintenance so that definitely wouldnt work for me (a college student with chronic fatigue+adhd) #cant do a cat cause my moms allergic so i wouldnt be able to bring it home on holidays #and most small rodents wouldnt work either cause theyre nocturnal #and i wouldnt want them to keep me and my roommate up on school nights lol #so cam suggested a reptile and im rolling with it 👀👀 #drew-jupiter is typing

[kuiinncedes]

this cat the entire day while i was procrastinating work and wasting time: sleeping like a baby on my roommate's bed

this cat now at night while i'm finally working on stuff: jumping and running around like crazy

#not the first time ok so she got the zoomies and her zoom schedule is completely nocturnal lol #decided to play w her for a bit and then she scratched me :D lol #i don't get this cat yet i like my cat more LOLL i miss her :') #i have also known this cat for like not even a week yet so need time still XD #also . my roommate got a cat . update lol 🤪 #jeanne talks #and roommate is away for the weekend so ig i have a cat #not that she's exclusively my roommate's cat but tbh i've kidna been thinkign of her that way bc my roommate's gonna keep her #after the yr i think so #anyway lol

[kisshim]

signing up for another 8:30 as if i didn’t miss every single class last semester

#i’m desperate ok the seminar’s on a cool topic and the prof is rated 5/5 what more could i ask for #well i could ask for a better timing but it fits in my schedule #i can totally be a morning person absolutely #it’s just my roommate is nocturnal so this will be fun

[polaraffect]

manifesting a cool and fun studio apartment where i can live by myself sometime in the near future (i am delusional and this will not happen)

#damien.txt #i am too broke for that shit lmao #i would like it to be true though...... i would like to not have roommates in this moment #my roommate do be judging me for cooking my lunch at 8 am like pls leave me alone i am just trying to live #uhhh in general having an awful time rn #currently trying to fix my sleep schedule. as i have somehow managed to become nocturnal. so. that's fun. #just accidentally pulled an all-nighter but i have work so lmao it'll just be like that #crying sobbing im about to go sit at a desk for 7 hours and i think it might just kill me fr #okay cool i have to go get dressed now but like. by god im miserable. and want to not have roommates anymore.

[emeraldiis]

8am is like a liminal space in my apartment because it’s when my roommate wakes up to see me in the same spot on the couch from when they went to bed 10 hours ago

#when worlds collide #me: nocturnal and does not see sunlight unless i’m up all night #my roommate: functioning member of society that buys me monster

[drchucktingle]

When Lucy awakens to a strange entity in the corner of her bedroom, she’s immediately overwhelmed with fear. As this strange, swirling creature approaches her bed, Lucy finds herself unable to move. At that last second, Lucy manages to call out for her roommate, Megan, who comes running in to save the day.

Megan explains that Lucy just met her sleep paralysis demon, likely a physical manifestation of Lucy’s stress. She suggests the direct approach, confronting this entity head on.

But when Lucy stares down her sleep paralysis demon, she notices something unexpected… the entity is actually pretty hot. Now the two of them are hitting it off, and it looks like Lucy might not be getting any sleep for an entirely different reason.

This erotic tale is 4,200 words of sizzling human on nocturnal physical manifestation action and sleep paralysis demon love.

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#love is real #chuck tingle #tingleverse #lesbian #lgbtq #sleep paralysis demon