The moon shines down, clearing away the night
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Imagine Miles telling Hobie about Noir and how he's so funny and harmless and silly and stuff
Then Hobie goes on a mission with Noir and is like heh I guess Miles was right
Until Noir pulls out a gun and starts bustin shots at the enemy like it's normal. Like that's what Spidermen do
Green Goblin start flying and Noirs like 'Ive got this one fellas' Hobie turns around and my mans standing there with a tommy gun like
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Love of god give them a break
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Spider Noir when everyone was out chasing Miles
Edit: made it black and white after @razoren pointed how SpiderNoir only sees in monochrome out^^
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Miguel: well at least you're sensible
Noir, barely eighteen, been broken out of prison, has killed a man and will do it again, just bit someone, building a bomb: sure. Sensible.
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How funny would it be if Noir relied on Hobie to update him on current day politics while being completely out of touch with modern day gay humor
Miguel yells at Hobie one (1) time and then Hobie tells Noir it's because he's anti-black and Noir takes it 100% seriously
Miguel rants about why Gwen shouldn't crash in Hobie's dimension and he says "He hates to see the gays winning" and Noir also takes this as a hard fact
One day Hobie and Noir show up to Spidey HQ covered in nazi blood from other dimensions and Miguel snaps at them about disrupting canon and finally Noir steps up and says
"I've had enough of this anti-black homophobe" with deadly seriousness and Hobie almost passes the fuck out
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