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Stretching isn’t enough I need to be able to disassemble my body like legos
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vesperas-mirrors · 2 months
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maybe in another universe I wouldn't be misunderstood as a selfish pick me
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gabriel-shutterson · 2 years
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You’re very poggers 👍
What if you’re the one who’s poggers tho 🤨
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stranger2time · 4 months
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Ben Shapiro is a bottle of scum with a voice box and a kippah.
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palebloodcvrse · 2 years
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My sister's unicorn's eye went missing, so I gave her a ribbon eyepatch
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blotb0x · 3 months
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he let her infodump and he regrets it SO hard it’s been three hours
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unformula1 · 25 days
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I present to you the most common loscar narrative. day six of loscar content/posts till we get a loscar podium
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gl1tzpupper · 1 month
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nightgoodomens · 4 days
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Anyone else want to smack the fans who are still acting like David and Georgia are couple’s goals and ask the fans “what the fuck is wrong with you???” Just me?
I just saw another “she’s clearly joking!!!” and I just block. Block. Block. Fuck off. Block.
We are just jealous! Fuck, of what? We just make things up! Why the fuck we keep on getting things right then? We just hate them for no reason! I could write an essay why I have a problem with either and it still would be reduced to *covers ears* lalalala no you’re just sexist. Also apparently we just do this to have massive following and interaction… erm… last time I checked neither pays on tumblr and if anything you lose followers and get hate here when you open your mouth to say anything but worship so… what?
They will find any excuse in the world instead of simply saying “well maybe they simply don’t see this as a joke because it isn’t funny anymore”.
If I was a fan of someone who I would constantly need to excuse, I wouldn’t be a fan of them anymore.
Tiresome shit.
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arinishi · 8 months
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Not to (kinda) stray away from TGS again but like
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Logan and Remus are just So Jekyll and Hyde coded actually
@thatsthat24
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GOD FUCK I PUT MY BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN WITHOUT REALIZING THERE WAS A PLASTIC CONTAINER IN THERE
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vesperas-mirrors · 2 months
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happy valentine's day to my mutuals ❤️
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gabriel-shutterson · 2 years
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youre funny and really chill. cursing you for bringing back my j&h phase /j
J&H will have everyone in a mental chokehold eventually <33333
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aboutiroh · 1 year
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vinelark · 10 months
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Hi I feel like you always have the best batfam fic recs, so I was wondering if you have any recs for any Dick and Tim bonding fics (especially fics that deal with the fallout of Dick giving Robin to Dami)?
hi! so glad you like the recs, i'm always happy to give them 🥰  every time a friend expresses even a passing interest in one of my fav characters i have to stop myself from like, creating a fic rec spreadsheet on the spot.
that said, i got stumped by the second part of this one. i was like oh yes definitely, i totally have read fics for that, and then…could not dig any up from my brain or my bookmarks. i feel like there's a fic on the tip of my tongue, but in the meanwhile, if anyone has any tim & dick red robin reconciliation recs (holy tongue twister, batman) i too would love to see them!
and here are some tim & dick recs in general:
🎄 only you will have stars that can laugh by silverwhittlingknife
set early in tim’s tenure as robin; dick realizes tim is about to be alone on christmas, and they end up spending the holiday together. i love how tentative both dick and tim are about this for different (and at times similar) reasons, and how heartwarming and cozy it ends up being. lots of reflection on family in all its forms and a really good tim & dick dynamic.
🚗 I’d Fly Far Away From Here by Sohotthateveryonedied
in a somewhat similar vein, a oneshot set during tim’s robin era in which tim hitchhikes to blüdhaven after a fight with his dad. dick and tim are two people who technically aren’t brothers yet by law but already are at heart, which doesn’t make it any easier to navigate conversations about tim’s home life or either of their relationship with bruce. (they make it work, though.)
🩹 Not So Large But Definitely In Charge by dottie_dc
tim and dick get tossed into an alternate gotham where there’s no batman or justice league, but find their way to bruce and alfred anyway. this has great tim-under-pressure pov, and the amount that he and dick care about each other even through their arguments is palpable. there’s also a fantastic (and at times gut-wrenching) sequel by JackHawksmoor focusing more on dick & the bruce of this different world. (cw for: past major character death aka alternate universe dick grayson)
🤖 Very Pleasing to My Optical Sensors by waffleelrond
another early robin!tim fic, in which tim gets injured and dick steps in to translate bruce's bruceness about it. it's tentative and sweet and a little silly, and a great bite-sized fic to read when you want to see the two of them just starting out as brothers.
🌌 To an Athlete Dying Young series by SonoSvegliato
at a glance from the summaries this appears like a tim & jason + tim & bruce series (and it is!), but the tim & dick scenes land it on this list for sure. i'm a broken record here with the early-robin!tim & dick recs but man i love them here; in the second fic there's a sequence where dick is teaching tim how to grapple across rooftops that sticks in my mind as one of my top favorite bonding moments for them. (heads up that the series currently ends on a cliffhanger—it's not finished yet!)
🦉 the once and future robin by AstraEllis
and as proof that i can in fact rec something other than early-robin!tim, here's an au where instead of becoming batman's robin tim ends up adopting a talon!dick grayson from another universe as his older brother. and becoming his robin. and then finding his way to the batfamily. i'm fascinated by the tim and alternate-universe-talon!dick relationship in this, and the questions of identity/personhood that it tackles by virtue of the story it is telling. plus, talon!dick's connection to robin as a concept despite the alternate universe aspect is really sweet.
also circling back to red robin reconciliation, i do have these two longfics open in my many tabs to read/finish; both tackle the post-rr era and the dick & tim of it all in their larger plots, so i'll toss in Extant by Kgraces and The Return by lurkinglurkerwholurks to check out too!
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starflungwaddledee · 2 months
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Do you take commissions? If so, do you have a commission sheet? I’m sorry if this is an annoying ask I just really love your work lol
not annoying at all! i really really appreciate this a lot, thank you!
i have done commissions in the past on other platforms, but for now i am not taking them here. i'm not saying that i never will, because sometimes life is.. you know. Like That™️. but for now i'm steering clear of it to try and keep my passion up! 👍
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