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[onpurposeilovehimonpurpose]

Get to Know Me!

Tagged by @rockingtheorange

Last song: Mi Gente - J. Balvin & Willy William 🎶 From my playlist, because I'm not counting "If I Loved You" by Vagabond even though my tv happens to be playing that scene right now.

Last film: Red, White & Royal Blue because I'm currently watching it as usual. (but if I have to choose one that isn't that... Oh yeah, I introduced my mom to The Beat Beneath My Feet a couple of days ago. A non-Nick movie? Probably Barbie in the theater months ago.

Currently reading: "Rojo, Blanco y Sangre Azul" by Casey McQuiston

Currently watching: It's a theme here. I'm watching "Red, White & Royal Blue", to be specific, it's the museum scene.

Currently consuming: queso and chips

Currently craving: strawberry milkshake

Were you named after anyone?

No, and I suppose in a way, I named myself.

When was the last time you cried?

While I was writing a fic today, there are just some things that my characters must go through, but I go through it with them.

Do you have kids?

No, but I am a very proud aunt.

What sports do you play/have you played?

I've played many, none of them well though. My favorite was something I haven't played since junior high called "Volley Tennis", it was so fun.

Do you use sarcasm?

Yes, but I try to tone it down, though it's a go-to defense and a go-to ice breaker that I probably use way too often.

What's the first thing people notice about you?

Usually that I look much younger than I actually am? Because it seems to be a thing that always comes up a few minutes into a conversation? I think anyway. I honestly am not sure though.

What's your eye color?

Green, but maybe more like a sea glass green.

Scary movies or happy endings?

Happy endings all day! But oh please give me truly understandable angst and slow burn first.

Any talents?

I believe I'm a talented writer and baker, maybe I have some other ones, but I'm not sure anymore what they are as mostly those are the things I do most often.

Where were you born?

Chicago

What are your hobbies?

I have so many, maybe too many. Writing, reading, arts & crafts, building miniatures, going to SPN cons, collecting RWRB books in all languages available, singing, listening to music, road trips, watching baking shows.... probably a lot more.

Do you have any pets?

Right now, I have one dog. But it hurts to say that because I will always have more than that in my heart.

How tall are you?

1.67m

Favorite subject in school?

Art, because that was my reprieve from the otherwise hellish experience. Even if I wasn't good at it, it never mattered to my teacher.

Dream job?

I would like to be a published author who makes enough money not to do anything else but write. Or, I would like to work in the film industry as the person who organizes and keeps track of props and clothing. I've heard so many different titles for that role, so I won't be specific, lol. I just love organizing and doing that job would be awesome.

I'm tagging @radberryz @didsomeonesaybuffet @poisonfayri @sunnysideprince

#getting to know me #red white and royal blue

[maoam]

I'm sorry for this long ass ask. I just wished to get a bit this out of my chest. Feel free to delete it if you would want to feel a bit more positive!

As you said once, if I remember correctly, there is no one more mysoginistic in fandoms (especially shonen) than the het shippers rather than the "fujoshis." In my personal experience, at least, I rarely have seen people hate a girl because she is in the way of their mlm pairing. But I have seen in het ships women be especially vile with their words like slut shaming, body shaming (flat chest vs busty discourses).

Especially in the Naruto fandom, I don't understand why NH and SS stans have to be on the march of war against each other, or why pit their favs against each other when they clearly are "not in the way" of their respective pairings, or even harass all other ships. In fact, I Hinata and Sakura are even in friendly terms. If not outright, they don't care about each other's existence for most of the time, I think?? So why so much catty?

Sometimes, I visit NH/SS/NaruSaku blogs out of curiosity, without doing anything but looking. Usually their content is all about shitting on other pairings but just that. They don't support other creators who appreciate the pairings, like writers or artists. Just shit on the rival pairing while be like "unlike that shit, this pairing has sense and is better". Like, they are more obsessive about what they hate rather than what they love. Absurd.

I have seen people call Sakura a cumdumpster (I swear to god that word-) and Sarada a hoe/slut, and considering Sarada is like 12 to 16 years old... well, it weirds me out. Or shame on the fact Hinata is a busty woman and usually that's the only bad thing they can say about her that comes to my mind, along with other slut shaming.

Or the weird obsession Sakura fans have about Sakura's body, like "THIS IS WHY SHE IS NOT FLAT." Why do you care so much if she's beautiful anyway?

I can go long but I won't because it sounds kinda frustrating.

But why can't these people just... stay in their planes? And ignore each other? Or if they love their one true pairing, just support artists or recommend fan fictions they like, or heck do something themselves and create a more positive environment not only for the fandoms but for themselves as well. Because most of the time, they go on anti - or pro tags and just harass people who think differently like they do with you or sneezemonster-

Again, sorry for the rant, and thank you if you had the patience of reading. Bless your day and keep doing what you do! What you write is always interesting to read <3

People mistake fujoshis (or just people who ship gay pairings) complaining about the het ships having no mutual development/how the female character in said ship has no individual development/revolves only around the guy she likes as "hating on the female character/misogyny". Which it isn't. Sure there might be couple who are misogynists, but that really isn't what I usually see. Meanwhile het shippers are indeed very vile in their ship wars.

"I don't understand why NH and SS stans have to be on the march of war against each other, or why pit their favs against each other when they clearly are "not in the way" of their respective pairings"

Because to them shipping is also a contest, and everyone is their competitor. They need to show everyone how they ship the best ship or how "their girl" is the best girl of the show. NH will talk about how Hinata is more "fertile" than Sakura (which is really misogynistic), how she is the heiress, how she is the richest girl in Konoha (lol). All very shallow things, none of them she even earned. And SS will go out of their way to "prove" Sakura is better looking than the other Naruto girls, because somehow that matters more than Sakura not having any dignity in the story... And yes, SS's crazy need to prove Sakura is not flat, sometimes they straight up edit Kishimoto's drawings so she would have a bigger chest.

This is also why these especially crazy people don't flock to shojo as much, since shojo doesn't usually have as big of a mainstream audience as shonen. And maybe they are addicted to one-sided interaction, because they relate to it? They can't relate to a female character that has reasonable feelings?

But yeah, recently I have seen a lot of Historia hate and it's all "she's spreading her legs to the farmer", "Whorestoria", "even her whore mother didn't like her", "blonde whore" and so on from certain het ship fandom. But sure fujoshis are the worst ones for saying Mikasa's character revolved too much around Eren...

#anon #fandom stuff

[lemony-snickers]

🍋hi lemony and congratulations!!! (Is this turning into a festival? First luna fest and then yours❤️??))

Can I request for the event a historical romance au with obito with forgiveness as prompt?

Ps- if you are okay with it could I add a little bit? (Reader is THE fierce princess and obito the rebel head but either of them does not know that. )

(Obito:I will protect you my queen. Reader: I am THE QUEEN. Andd..Screens turn red.)

Please ignore if you don't want to write about it😁 and congratulations once again!!!!

lol, this request was sent for my 500 follower celebration on june 18th of last year, 7+ months ago.  sorry i am so fucking slow.  luna did a much better job at keeping on top of her own celebration at the time, haha.

Title:  The Princess & the Apostate Summary:  Taking a break from your duties as leader, you come across a strange man who piques more than your interest.  (Forgiveness:  the intentional and voluntary process by which one undergoes a change in feelings regarding a given offense and overcomes negative emotions such as resentment and vengeance, however justified it might be.) Word Count:  3,763 Warnings:  18+ only, NSFW, alcohol mention, fem!reader, fellatio, biting/marking, vaginal fingering, vaginal sex, rough sex, doggy style .

“You told me you’d have these rebels under control by now.”

Your General looked at you with barely concealed fear in his eyes, gaze trailing over the maps laid out on the table, stone figures carved to represent the advancing hordes of traitors as they claimed an increasing number of villages and closed in on Konoha.

“They are far less persuadable than we originally expected,” he said.

You hummed, knowing if they breached the walls of the city, there was little even your impressive guard would likely be able to do to save your family.

“And what does my father say?” you asked.

General Sakumo scowled. “Your father seems quite content to remain in his chambers, my Lady.  Err… entertaining guests.”

Of course.  Why you thought King Jiraiya would finally take an interest in his people was beyond you.  He’d never cared for ruling and your mother Tsunade had no interest in it, either, so long as your father contented himself with the women he purchased from the Konoha Brothel and left her to her own devices—mostly gambling and wine.

Their marriage had always been an unhappy one made for political gain and preserving the Senju lineage rather than love, and you continued to suffer the consequences as you waited for your father to finally bequeath the throne to you.

Though, the likelihood of him doing so without a husband was scant at best.  King Jiraiya was a man perpetually entrenched in outdated ideologies.

“He does realize that they’ll kill him given half a chance?”

“I don’t think he realizes much of anything, my Lady.”

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#lemony smutters #🍋 mix and match #none of the other tags matter because this won't show up there anyway lol #this is a queued post #tw alcohol #obito uchiha #obito smut #obito fanfiction #obito x you #obito x reader #fem!reader