#none of this colouring matches lmfao

[cfcalcaraz]

Saw someone do mason dating a famous actress so I was thinking of u could do one where mason is confessing his love for the first time. mason been seeing Y/N for a while now and they're a couple, so he invites her to his place makes her dinner and treats her like a queen then in a silly conversation when dancing, them and them being slightly tipsy he tells her something in the lines of "I love u, and actually had a huge crush on u" She laughs thinking it's the alcohol got into his head, but it wasn't....

clueless - mm

summary: after months of of crushing on you, Mason finally decides to come clean but you can’t seem to take him seriously

author: poor Mason LOL, also feel free to leave requests for other footballers too. i’ve only been getting requests for Mason 😭

warnings: none???

for the last 5 months, you’d been in London shooting for a movie that is set to come out in 2024. although you hadn’t known many people in London before now, you had made quite a lot of great friends through an old friend of yours. you met Christian through a close relative back in the States, so when he offered to show you around London, you couldn’t refuse.

you were getting dressed up for a party that Christian was hosting when you got a message from Mason, one of the guys you’d gotten extremely close to in the last few months. 

mase: y/n

mase: what colour dress u wearing tonight? perhaps we can match

y/n: why on earth would i want to do that???

y/n: black. 

mase: LMFAO cya

you were grateful for the friendships you’d made recently, especially because of how funny some of these guys were. you finished getting dressed and made your way down to your uber to head over to Christian’s place.

as you arrived at the party, you were greeted by Christian and you noticed just how packed his place had been. the party was bigger than you thought it’d be. you looked around the place in search of Sophia, one of Christian’s teammates' girlfriends. you made eye contact with her from across and she waved at you signalling you to come over to where she was. as you approached her she welcomed you with a hug and the rest of the boys greeted you as well. you looked over at Mason and noticed he was wearing all black, similar to you. “trying to be like me, yeah?”. you chuckled at Mason as you teased his outfit. “the objective was to mock you, y/n. don’t be flattered now”. Mason offered you a wink after making a rude remark so in return you stole his cup. you thanked him for the drink as you walked away elsewhere.

after a few drinks, you started to feel a little tipsy and that was when Sophia invited you over to dance with her. you two were jamming together until Mason showed up and stole you away from her. you took the blunt that he had in between his fingers and took a quick spliff. “Mason, aren’t you like not allowed to smoke?”. you put your arms over his shoulders as he pulled you in closer by your waist. “once in a while can’t hurt, right?”. you shook your hand. “yeah you’re done with that”. you handed over the blunt to Sophia so you could keep it away from Mason. Mason sighed in annoyance but truly all that mattered to him at that moment was that he was with you. he couldn’t care less about some blunt when the girl of his dreams was dancing with him. “you look incredibly beautiful tonight, y/n”. you smiled up at him, your eyes heavy as you were crossfaded. “do i also look tired?”. you frowned up at him. “i kinda wanna go home”. Mason looked down at his watch, 1:49 am, perhaps it was time for you to head home. “alright, come on. i’ll take you to my place”. 

as you arrived at Mason’s home, you struggled to walk in your heels, so he practically carried you inside. it was obvious that you were way more out of it than he was. Mason’s brought you over to his guest room and helped you take your heels off. he brought you over a pair of pjs you’d left at his place last time you spent the night and gave you some time to get changed. “Mason! my makeup! you need to help me take it off”. Mason sighed, grabbing the makeup wipes he’d kept around just for you. “y/n, stay still, i don’t wanna rip your eyelashes off”. you just looked at Mason smiling the entire time. “you’re so nice, Masey. thank you for helping me take my makeup off”. it was obvious how drunk you were just by the way you spoke. “of course, anything for you”. Mason smiled at you. “Mason you have such a pretty smile. i love your dimples”. you grabbed his face just so you could get a better look. at this point, Mason had already begun blushing. “i could say the same about you”. 

Mason got up and turned off your lights, intending to go back to his own room now. but all of a sudden, he had the urge to confess his feelings to you. “y/n?”. you rolled over on your side to face him. “yes, Masey?”. “i’m in love with you”. you began to laugh. “Masey, let’s lay off the drugs, ya?”. you honestly could not take him seriously at this moment. you were sure this was just another prank of his. “right”. he looked disappointed in himself for even considering saying anything to her. he had just embarrassed himself. “goodnight y/n”. “goodnight Masey, i love you”. he walked out of the guest room and whispered under his breath. “yeah, i love you too”. 

#mason mount x y/n #mason mount x reader #mason mount #chelsea #footballer x you #footballer x reader #footballer

[mitchway]

15 Questions + 15 Friends

thanks for the tag @voidspacecowboy sorry it took a thousand years to do it lol

Are you named after anyone?

nope lol

When was the last time you cried?

i had a little cry last night after briefly downloading dating apps and feeling so miserable about it that i immediately deleted them lol

Do you have kids?

nope. i want kids but doubt i'll ever have them.

What sports do you play/have you played?

i didn't start enjoying sports until i was in my twenties when there was little reason to play them anymore so uhhhh. i go to pro wrestling training every weekend and have had a few matches before (and have more lined up in the next few months) so i guess that counts but aside from that it was just the football, rugby, tennis, basketball all at school (none of which was i any good at)

Do you use sarcasm?

more than i should

What is the first thing you notice about people?

idk i guess their hair and its colour or how its styled

What's your eye color?

its somewhere between blue and green

Scary movies or happy endings?

scary movies with happy endings

Any talents?

i've had students in the past who've kept lists of iconic quotes i've said in lesson so i guess i'm pretty good with a one-liner but aside from that not much else lol

Where were you born?

oop norf

What are your hobbies?

right now its legit just napping, reading fanfic and playing assassins creed valhalla lmfao (i promise this is not a cry for help)

Do you have any pets?

no but i want a cat someday, i just have to live somewhere that isnt a middle floor flat or near a major road so i wont panic about them getting out 24/7

How tall are you?

6ft1

Favorite subject in school?

media studies (which i now teach)

Dream job?

running a board game cafe or a writer i guess but i can never actually finish more than a single chapter before i get distracted by another idea so that'll never happen

tagging uhhhhh @naturallybecca @prince-arthur @redbullracingrenault @cowboymitchell @deliachase @mikegesicki and any other moots i guess

#about me

[hammity-hammer]

15 Questions, 15 Tags

@unclewaynemunson tagged me, thank you bug <3333

nickname: ham/hamethyst/hambone (my birthname's amethyst😎 and my dad liked to call me hambone, and it just got shortened over the years)

height: 5'8

last thing i googled: "how to make latkes" bc i forgot if they're shredded or sliced,,, but before that i had googled "old person with sunglasses glasses selfie" which is arguably 10000x funnier

song stuck in my head: absolutely fucking nothing right now tbh, lately Boogie Woogie Wu by ICP's been stuck in my head tho

# followers: 39😎😎😎i am a little guy but i do love all of you <3333 (you have no reason to feel intimidated by everyone else anna cause then wtf am i supposed to be?????)

amount of sleep: uhhh anywhere from 5-10 hours a night, i've got #insomnia lmao (last night i slept like 10 hrs i think? i overslept again)

dream job: oooo good question! genuinely, a pathologist would be sick as fuck! but, that's a lot of school and like i think too much stress. piercing's the cooler job anyways, and i've always been super into piercings so! being a piercer, final answer.

wearing: my mom's beat up low top black converse w my brother's mis-matched white socks(one's an ankle sock and one goes above the ankle bc i'm cool), my raggedy ass jean shorts that i found in my room yesterday, a cropped black tank top w skeleton hands on the titty part & a black & grey plaid sweater to stay warm <33 (also four bracelets that are staples in my outfit and a mushroom necklace and another necklace my friend made me that's amazing and a spell<3)

book/movie that summarizes you: oh fuck! i have never really thought about this, but uhhhhhhh..... i know i related a lot to "Words on Bathroom Walls", not because of schizophrenia (although that part hit close to home? but it turns out i'm just autistic lmfao) but just like... the realizing he was different later than most people do really got to me, and like finding people that loved and supported him even if he was a lil crazy was really comforting for me, because it feels like i've finally gotten my people around me. so yeah, i think that one! this had me thinking hard actually haha

fav song: Either, End of Beginning - Djo, Tennessee Whiskey - Chris Stapleton, or Cherry-Coloured Funk - The Cocteau Twins

aesthetic: i like to say goth clown BUT lately it has been more like... lazy metalhead (i'm aware none of my fav songs were metal BUT that's bc i have too many favorite songs to choose enough)

fav authors: oh god i can't read i don't really have favorites?? anymore? i know darren shan was my favorite when i was younger, the Cirque Du Freak series was my fucking FAVORITE. but lately i just read anne rice cause vampire diaries <333

random fact: uhhhh,,,,,, i have no idea man,, i was in choir for ten years? like with school??? maybe that's cool i guess?

i'll tag @solosnail @rhaenyyras @fagsculinity bc ! fun times and idk if i've seen y'all do any,,,,, if any of y'all were tagged already just ignore me :pp (also if you wanna do this go ahead !! tag me <3)

#ham thoughts #little tag game ! #get to know ham

[nymika-arts]

eddie diaz + messy hair 

for @eddiediaz 🥰

+bonus

#911 fox #eddie diaz #911edit #eddiediazedit #queenmay #novatracks #useralie #uservictoria #tuserzee #tuserel #userisha #yawnralphio #tusernikki #daily911 #911coc #nymsedits #none of this colouring matches lmfao #but whatever he looks good

[midasinc]

I need you to elaborate on your deaf-from-one-ear Enjolras, it's very important for me

OKAY ACTUALLY TY FOR THIS ASK BC THIS HC IS IMPORTANT TO ME

-so for both canon and modern era it happens the same sort of way. in canon era he's about nineteen or twenty when he and the rest of the triumvirate are trying to smuggle in a keg of an explosive powder. during a break (because it's heavy as fuck and none of them are used to physical work), courfeyrac begins to spark up a pipe and an ember falls, causing the keg to fucking EXPLODE.

-enjolras was the closest and the noise was so loud and the force was so powerful that he sort of gets knocked out in the process. by the time they're trying to scatter because (oh my god they set off an explosion in the middle of paris). combeferre and courfeyrac have to drag a half-conscious enjolras into one of their established hiding spots.

-when he wakes, there's a ringing in his right ear and a really bad ache on the left side of his head. combeferre had noticed during their escape of sorts that enjolras had begun to bleed out of his left ear and when they're trying to do basic tests to see if he's okay, he'll snap next to his ear or something similar and ask if he can hear

-enjolras can't

-he has tinnitus after that and remains deaf in that ear and so he likes to keep grantaire on his left side during meetings and when courfeyrac is being annoying he'll sit so that he's on the deaf side

-in modern era, they're at a protest when an explosion goes off. enjolras, who seems to have wonderful luck these days, was in the front of the crowd and got sort of the worst of it. he's fully deaf in his left ear- again.

-he's fitted with a hearing aid after that. enjolras told combeferre for a couple days that "he was fine, his hearing would come back" and it just wasn't going to, so combeferre forced him to go to the doctor

-his hearing aid is lime green because the doctor mentioned that most adults go for a colour that matches their skin tone or their hair colour and he was like "i get to pick the colour?"

-so it's very green. but it's cute! he still can't like hear perfectly in that ear, but it makes certain sounds a little louder and less muffled feeling

-because men don't change, enjolras does the same thing in canon era. if someone is annoying him, he turns off the hearing aid and makes sure the person is on his left side bc fuck that noise (literally lmfao)

-combeferre also makes sure he does regular testing to make sure that he isn't losing the hearing in his other ear. similarly to canon era once again, he just has tinnitus

-feuilly is HoH from birth and he's expecting that he's going to go fully deaf earlier than he'd like, but he wears hearing aids in both ears and speaks sign language. he talks to enjolras about allowing himself to both prepare himself mentally if it ever happens or to at least know his options. he slowly learns to speak in LSF around feuilly and meets legally deaf people who can speak with him and help him practice

-courfeyrac has outfitted the outer part of his hearing aids with star stickers. with permission, of course.

#les mis #les miserables #enjolras #canon era #modern les mis #les amis #les amis de l'abc #courfeyrac #feuilly #combeferre

[zangyo]

BASICS.

NAME.   Nanami Kento

NICKNAME.  "Nanamin” (thanks to Yuuji and Gojo), 7:3 Sorcerer

AGE.    27 years old (3-July-1990); 28 years old during Shibuya Arc

SPECIES.  Human, Jujutsu sorcerer.

PERSONAL.  

MORALITY.  Neutral Good - They have fairly normal lives and ambitions, but will do good as the situation arises. They will help anyone they come across who needs it, then get back to their normal routine. Goodness is an obligation, or even just their nature. They will do what Good they like or what needs to be done, and then they will go home and carry on as normal.

RELIGION.  Mindset aligns with agnostic theism. 

SINS.   greed / gluttony / sloth / envy / wrath / pride / lust

VIRTUES.    chastity / charity / diligence / humility / kindness / patience / justice.

KNOWN  LANGUAGES.    Japanese, some fluency with Danish.

SECRETS.   Nothing in particular. The only thing that may be considered a ‘secret’ is his true reason for returning to a life as a Jujutsu Sorcerer as no doubt that was not fully shared with anyone, even Gojo.

PHYSICAL.  

BUILD.   scrawny / bony / slender / fit / athletic / curvy / herculean / pudgy / average.  

HEIGHT.   184 cm (about 6'0'')

SCARS / BIRTHMARKS.   None.

NOTABLE  FEATURES.    The suit he often wears, the green sunglasses that fit comfortably on his face so he can move about in battle just fine, as well as his trademark spotted tie, tend to be things most noticed. Has blond hair and sharp jawbones. Looks the very image of someone who takes their job seriously.

ABILITIES / POWERS.     His innate technique can divide his target with ten lines and forcibly create a weak spot at the ratio point of 7:3. The target's lines don't have to match up with the target's length or wingspan. Nanami can freely choose which part to divide, including the subjects, head, torso, arms, and legs. This technique is also applicable to non-living objects. Overtime, another ability of his, only manifests when he has an intense desire to get off ‘the clock’ at exactly eight hours of his time. His cursed energy becomes ten times stronger as a result of this Binding Vow. By revealing this ability as well as the ratio technique to his opponent, it increases the strength of its attacks. His final technique is ‘Collapse’, an ability utilized by releasing both Binding Vows and creating a weak point in his environment.

RESTRICTIONS.    There doesn’t appear to be any restrictions. The only one he may have is that if he runs out of cursed energy, he would not be able to use it. However, this ability, despite its accuracy, does not do well with curses who are quick to morph their form like Mahito. It makes for a poor match that puts Nanami at a disadvantage. For Overtime, though, it can only be used at a specific moment.

FAVOURITES.

FOOD.   Different kinds of bread, sandwiches -- very particular.

DRINK.   Dark roast coffee.

PIZZA  TOPPING.  Doesn’t eat pizza often, but likes sausage / mushroom.

COLOUR.   Light blue.

MUSIC  GENRE.   Smooth Jazz, occasional Enka, occasional R&B.

BOOK  GENRE.   Fantasy, thriller.

MOVIE  GENRE.  Drama, thrillers.

SEASON.  Fall.

CURSE  WORD.  Shit.

SCENT(S).   Sandalwood, faint scent of freshly made bread.

FUN  STUFF.

SINGS IN THE SHOWER.  No. Just takes a shower, gets out---

LIKES  PUNS.  Honestly, he might not seem it, but he can find them amusing sometimes.

TAGGED  BY. @woefreed​ (thank you! /////)

TAGGING. TAKE ITTTTT. But also tag me so I can read LMFAO.

#;tagged #;headcanon #[I love doing these jkfkdsjfhkdsfs]

[mygnolia]

gtkm

get to know me ? 

thanks yin/ @doievoir for the tag! I’m gonna do it on my writing blog just so y’all get to know me better!

what day is your birthday? jan 7 capricorns fucking up ur shit lets go

what’s your favourite colour? honestly i love anything pastel! but im also a kidcore fanatic so maybe bright blue? 

what’s your lucky number? hm, i don’t have one? maybe 8?

do you have any pets? MY LITTLE LOAF BABY!!! i have a bunny named cookie <3

how tall are you? uhm...162-3 cm.... don’t laugh (5′3)

how many pairs of shoes do you own? like. 3. i literally wear the same shoes everyday but i have flip flops and some more sneakers?

favourite song? less of you by keshi or mixtape oh! 

favourite movie? up.....IM GONNA CRY 

what would be your ideal partner? i don’t really have a type? just anyone who’s respectful and matches my energy!

do you want children? fuck no

have you gotten in trouble with the law? nope!

bath or shower? bath but my hands can’t be in them bc they prune too fast

what colour socks are you wearing? none. but i had black socks on earlier

favourite type of music? krnb, krap, kpop!

how many pillows do you sleep with? i sleep with 2 pillows but i have a body pillow (that i don’t use) and this square one thats really fuzzy and i use it to hold when im sad

what position do you sleep in? on my stomach starfish or just holding something on my side

what you don’t like when you’re sleeping? MY NIGHTMARES LORD

what do you have for breakfast? normally skip but yogurt with granola 

have you ever tried archery? d-does game pigeon count

favourite fruit? bananas, pinapple, uh...strawberries maybe

favourite swear word? hm i use insults more often but probably motherfucker or bitch LMFAO 

do you have any scars? i have a few scars from shit that happened but thats it!

are you a good liar? depends. about trivial things? yeah, i can lie abt it easy, but if it’s things that are important i’m not good at keeping my composer rlly

what’s your personality type? infp-t

what’s your favourite type of girl? idk what it means by favorite girl but my irls c and s are my favorite kinds of people?

innie or outie? innie

left or right handed? right handed but i can write in both

favourite food? idk ramen-

favourite foreign food? pho? i like asian food ig

are you clean or messy? messy 

most used phrase? “like??? hello???” “ur good” or “ic ic” 

how long does it take you to get ready? depends for what- if we just going out for food or shopping then probably 10-15 mins, 30 if it’s formal or i need to shower

do you talk to yourself? too often it seems

do you sing to yourself? whether it be 5 pm or 1 am i always sing

are you a good singer? not to toot my own horn but u should join army’s chillin karaoke if u wanna hear LMFAOOOO

biggest fear? being alone or not being loved

are you a gossip? idk if someone tells me something i don’t see any reason to bring it up again and if it’s a rumor i’d debunk immediately

do you like long or short hair? short fs, ive looked better in short than long

favourite school subject? science and english

introvert or extrovert? pretty introverted in new spaces, extroverted when i get more comfortable with my environment

what makes you nervous? DUDE my irls idc idc im scared of all of them 

who was your first real crush? whats a real crush ig- 

how fast can you run? mile time is like 8 minutes dont make fun of me pls

what colour is your hair? black with highlights

what colour are your eyes? brown

what makes you angry? people using non-reclaimable slurs being used like hello?? stfu-

do you like your own name? i unironically go by ren online and in real life so id say yes- 

do you want a boy or a girl as a child? girl but i dont want kids period

what are you strengths? good work ethics and a pretty good leader? work well and can cooperate with others and id like to think im pretty smart!

what are your weaknesses? too stubborn, too fake too often ig- im pretty bad at communicating with my feelings

what’s the colour of your bedspread? white with periwinkle floral ish designs

colour of your room? robin blue!

uh…tagging @jtrbluv @jinkicake @tomotae @maplecornia or anyone else who wants to do this!!

#tag-along thrasher #about the nest #why so many questions #but they were pretty fun #THE WAY #THE BEGINNING WAS SO CHERRY #CHEERY #BUT AT THE END I GOT TIRED AND IT LOOKS SO DEPRESSING

[stellar-alley]

Spider Spaghetti

•Chapter 3•

<<Previous Chapter 

(Summary: The day of the Homecoming dance has finally arrived.)

Shout out to my Beta, go find her on Tumblr @scoobydoo-ghoulschool and on ao3 @ theblacklagoon  

Also, don’t forget to check out my Instagram Stellar.Cosplays if you want to see more of me and what goes on in my life!

~

Richie Tozier was normal. That’s it. Literally. No Tricks or plot twists. Richard Went Tozier was as normal as they came. Well aside from his Trashmouth.

So after everything that happened the night before with Spiderman, he realized that he was in over his head. He had no clue what to do about this, or if he could even help.

The wind blew through his dark curls from his spot on the roof of his apartment building. This was the place he went whenever he needed to clear his mind or catch his breath. Sure he loved his room and his parents, they’re great, but everyone needs time for themselves. And that’s exactly what he was getting, up until he heard the soft thump of something behind him.

“Spiderman” Richie said without removing his eyes from the cityview before him.

He could hear the hero stuttering behind him in confusion. “How did you-” Richie turned around to see Spiderman with his head tilted like a lost puppy.

“Who else would just drop out of the sky?” The corner of Richie ‘s lip curved up.

“Uh I don’t know, Superman?” Spiderman shrugged almost sarcastically. Then the hero shook his head, trying to get back on track with what he was saying. “You can’t go to homecoming” He announced.

The mood immediately changed, from a kinda fun banter to serious and confused.

“W-What?” Richie tensed up, confused about what he was being told to do.

“Ri-” Eddie stopped mid-word, to stop himself from saying Richie’s name again. “Dude some serious shit is going to go happen at the dance. So. You. Cannot. Go” Eddie pronounced each word carefully. “You’ll be in immediate danger” Spiderman said, determined.

Richie arched a brow, “what kind of immediate danger?” he questioned.

Spiderman let out an annoyed sigh, “The kind that would end up with you dead!” He exclaimed as he chopped the air with his hand.

“Ahh” He nodded his head as if he suddenly understood what Eddie was talking about, “That kind of immediate danger”. He took a minute, contemplated the idea before he shrugged and said “Nope, no can do Spidey. I’ve got myself a hot date and I literally cannot miss this, unless I wanna get my head chopped off”.

Eddie rolled his eyes from beneath his mask yet he could still feel his cheeks burning. I so would not cut his head off, Eddie wanted to mumble but didn’t.

“Please uh- what's your name?” Eddie tried to play dumb as if he hadn't already called him by his real name twice now.

“Richie” He smirked, almost as if he knew that spiderman already knew that.

“Okay, Richie. Please, do not go to the homecoming dance” Spiderman begged.

Maybe it was the fact that spiderman used his real name, but Richie complied, “Fine” he sighed as he held his hands up in defeat, “I won't go to the dance”.

“Promise?” Spiderman asked.

“Promise” Richie nodded in agreement.

~

“Lying sack of shit” Eddie grumbled as he watched Richie step out of Maggie Tozier’s blue jeep. His suit was black and sharp, Eddie wanted nothing more than to slow dance with him under the light of the disco ball, but he was still pissed he showed up after promising Spiderman to stay home.

Bill shot him a glance, obviously confused by the comment. Eddie quickly pulled his phone out and waved it, “Sorry, texting someone” he lied. Bill nodded, but if he didn't believe Eddie then he didn't mention it.

The day had finally arrived, the one everyone was waiting for, Homecoming.

Everyone looked good, all the Losers threw on their best attire and had congregated at the front door before they went in together. Eddie thought he had convinced Richie not to come, but he was wrong. Sure he would’ve preferred if it was just him without the other Losers to ensure their safety but he knew that out of all of them, Richie would be the most prone to follow him if/when he left to go kick Carter’s ass. Looks like I’m gonna have to use fucking ninja stealth, whatever, let’s just have fun for now. We are just kids after all.

Instead of questioning why Richie had come, he simply walked up to him with the rest of the Losers.

“Ms Marsh is that a Beverly exclusive that you’re wearing?” Richie asked as if it was a big scandalous act. To the Losers it was a big deal, Beverly had started designing clothes about 2 years ago and only Ben has been given the slightest glance at what she’s been creating. So seeing her now, displaying an entire dress, was a pretty big fucking deal.

The dress was beautiful, it was long and flowy, the fabric was a light pink with puffy sleeves and a V neck line that perfectly displayed her breasts without showing too much cleavage. But that wasn't even the best part, the dress was decorated with little red strawberries. Which Ben had actually matched perfectly to his pink, strawberry type, which Beverly also made.

She stepped back, away from the group and gave them a twirl, displaying her dress in all of its strawberry glory.

“It’s amazing” Ben said in aw.

“Your best one yet!” Richie hollered and whooped as she returned to them.

“You haven’t even seen my other pieces dumbass” She looked away as if it would hide her rosy cheeks. Before any of the other Losers could praise her anymore she wrapped her arms around the boys, 3 on each side, “My boys… Let’s go party like it’s 1999” She smirked as the boys cheered with excitement.

Eddie surveyed the gym where the dance was being held. He scoped out the big room for all the exits and anything that could be a threat, also ya know, the drug lord Mr Carter, who was suspiciously nowhere to be seen. But as he did so he noticed how fancy the gym looked. Streamers hung from the ceiling, making a cool kinda wall that surrounded the dance floor. Of course there was a big disco ball that hung above the dance floor and lights of all colours. The DJ was up on the stage with her obviously big headphones, bopping her head to the song as she spun a record.

“Nice, right?” Richie broke Eddie out from his thoughts.

The hero looked up to his date, “Yeah, they really went all out” he nodded.

“So th-this is where all of the ye-yearbook’s money guh-goes to” Bill rolled his eyes as he fixed the cuff on his suit’s arm. Once his arm was down by his side again, Mike swapped in and linked his arm with Bill’s.

He smiled his iconic Mike Hanlon smile and asked, “Would you like to accompany me on the dance floor?”.

Bill’s ears turned red, his eyes drifted up to meet Mike’s which only made his face hotter, “I-I’d love to” and with that, Mike swept him off to dance.

“Do I have to be that formal or can we just-“ Richie pointed towards the dance floor.

Eddie shook his head with a smile, “Come on trashmouth” He intertwined their fingers and then they were off.

“Well looks like I’m going to go find Patty” Stan nodded then proceeded to go find his girlfriend.

Ben was immediately nervous. Shit now I have to ask Beverly Marsh, to dance with me. But before he could worry any more, his date stepped in front of him, her dress flowing beautifully behind her as she turned and bowed slightly with her arm out.

“May I have this dance, New Kid?” The old nickname brought a smile to both of their faces.

Ben was so busy mentally fangirling about how in love he was with her that he almost forgot to answer. “I’ll always want to dance with you, Beverly” he said, reaching his hand out to meet hers.

The first song was more upbeat, the Losers stayed with their respective partners as they danced together, moving to the beat. The next song though, was more of a party song, more specifically LMFAO’S Party Rock Anthem.

Eddie watched with delight as Richie’s face lit up like a christmas tree. “I LOVE THIS SONG!” He exclaimed. Even though LMFAO hadn't put out a song in over 5 years, the ones they did release were timeless bops.

Fate worked in weird ways, like how the song came on just as all the Losers had subconsciously drifted towards each other on the dance floor. None of them questioned it though, they simply smiled even brighter in the company of their real family. Together they belted out the lyrics, jumped to the beat and danced like no one was watching.

After that song they were all pretty parched, “Wanna get something to drink?” Mike offered, they all agreed and walked over to the table that had snacks and a bowl that was usually filled with punch.

Bev caught the attention of the teacher running the table and asked “No punch this time? thought that was kinda like a staple”.

“Oh yes deery it is. Mr Carter said he would take care of it, you know the science teachers and how good they are at getting the ratios correct when mixing drinks” She explained. Instead the Losers grabbed the water bottles that lined the table and drank from those.

Once all of the Losers were sipping their drinks and chatting, Eddie stepped up towards the table once again, “Sorry but do you know where I could find Mr Carter? I said I would help him with the punch” Eddie lied.

“Oh, sure, he’s just in his classroom, do you need the number?” She inquired.

Eddie politely declined then thanked her before rejoining the Losers. “Guys I’m gonna go use the washroom” he announced, they all gave some sort of simple reply before he slipped out from the noisy gym and into the hallway where the loud music was muffled and he had more space to walk.

Of course he would be the one in charge of the fucking punch- Bev literally said it best, it’s a staple for these kinds of things and everyone has it, even if it tasts like shit. When teens are thirsty they’ll drink literally anything (Literally anything). The punch is a perfect way for him to drug all these students and turn him into whatever super powered army he was trying so hard to create.

Eddie stopped by his locker, got his backpack then stopped in the washroom across from Carter’s room where he slid out of his suit. He carefully folded it and placed it in his bag, hoping he would still use it after he caught this guy. He had worn his Spiderman outfit under his suit which saved him time, all he had to do was put his mask on. Before he left he tossed his bag up, shot off a web and stuck it to the ceiling in hopes of no one finding it.

He was ready and standing in front of Carter's door, he let his spider senses kick in and tried to detect anythin- rapidly Eddie leaped up, off the floor and stuck to the ceiling, just in time to miss the door blowing off of its hinges. He stayed quiet as a being stepped out of the classroom, they looked down the hallway. That’s when Spiderman relaxed his body and fell down onto the figure. He wrapped his legs around their neck in hopes of knocking them out but this guy was quick, and strong.

He raised his arms, reached back, grabbed a fistfull of Spiderman’s hero suit and not only pulled spiderman off of his back but he flung him into the classroom. Eddie groaned when he landed on his back in the science classroom. He looked up to the ceiling he was used to seeing when he was daydreaming in class, but now the usual ceiling tiles were interrupted by someone looking down on the hero.

“See, Spiderman, all this time I had been trying to give my subject new abilities” Carter smirked, towering over the hero. “But turns out I should’ve been enhancing the abilities we already have. That's why your friend Bryce here might be a little bit stronger than you remember” He said with a wink before Eddie’s head snapped up just in time to see Bryce, who was significantly more muscly, grab his ankles and yank him towards him.

“You won’t win” Eddie groaned, looking back at Carter who watched as Bryce’s hands grabbed onto Eddie’s hips and hoisted him into the air.

Spiderman kicked and punched but Bryce was not flinching. He shot off a couple webs but they seemed to simply slip off of his skin.

“Oh I don’t know about that Spiderman” Carter hummed.

Eddie barely had any time to register what was going on as Bryce began to move forward and before he knew it, the hero was being thrown forward, towards the window. The glass broke on impact and spiderman went plummeting towards the cement below.

Just before he hit the ground, he shot off a web, it connected with one of the fire escapes above. He stopped just a foot before he hit the ground. Eddie let out a shaky sigh of relief. His feet dangled back, finding their place on the ground and steadying himself as he stood up. Immediately he scoped out the alley he was in, recognising it as one of the passages behind the school that was almost always empty.

It looked like any other alleyway, dark red bricks, garbage cans, with fire escapes lining the walls.

Spiderman felt the ground shake as something landed behind him. He spun around to see Bryce’s hulking figure as Carterr stepped out from behind him.

Eddie shot another web up onto one of the fire escapes and jumped up into the air. He was halfway up to the fire escape when he felt a hand grab his ankle and yank him back down. His web snapped as he landed flat on his back, again. Bryce stepped over him, one foot on either side of his body.

This is gonna hurt in the morning, Eddie thought as the pain of the impact ripped through his body.

“W-Why are you doing this?” Eddie stuttered, he tried to keep the pain out of his voice but that was hard to do since everything ached.

Mr Carter began to speak as Bryce raised two meaty fists into the air, preparing to smash the spider beneath him.

“Well I always found it unfair that some people got powers, like you. And others didn’t, like me and my parents”.

Just as the fists were about to make contact, the hero shot a web in the space between Bryce’s legs. His 2 fingers pressed into his palm and shot off a web which pulled him out from under Bryce and flung him into the air. He went flying. He was rapidly approaching the fire escape and prepared for landing. Thankfully for his sticky feet, he was able to land safely, giving him a moment to catch his breath.

“So of course I grew up in a household where we praised heroes” Carter continued, unphased by the fight going on before him.

Bryce leaped into the air, determined to catch Spiderman but the spider hopped from the fire escape to the one beside it.

“But what happened when an armed robber broke into our house? Did the heroes we praise come to rescue us? Oh no, no…” his voice drifted off, but he didn’t sound sad. “They let my parents die. Now heroes think they’re these big deals. But what would happen if everyone got powers?”.

Eddie shot a web off towards Carter in hopes of pinning him down. But just as he was about to shoot, the floor fell from beneath him. His hand jerked and the web shot off, hitting some window with a *splat*.

Bryce had gotten onto the fire escape beneath Spiderman and ripped the floor from beneath Eddie’s feet. Eddie shot off a web and hopped he would be able to swing away but Bryce, once again, jumped and grabbed his fucking foot. But this time when he landed, the weight of two supers was too heavy for the poor fire escape. The floor gave out from beneath them and they both went tumbling down to the ground, right in front of Mr Carter.

But Carter barely blinked as the two came tumbling down at his feet. Instead he leaned down, reached out and grabbed a fistfull of Eddie’s super suit and pulled him closer. “If everyone was super, then no one will be ' He whispered to the hero's face. His eyes were filled with ambition and his voice was tainted with determination. Just as quickly as he grabbed the hero, he dropped him. Eddie’s head bounced on the concerte as Carter stood up, dusted off his pants, and began walking away. He had taken a couple steps away when he stopped, turned his head just enough to glance back at Bryce, “Kill him or else I’ll take it all back” He demanded before he continued towards the school. “I have a gym full of students to drug”.

A loud ZAP sound echoed through the alleyway and Carter’s body dropped like a sack of potatoes. Eddie didn’t know what he expected to see in front of Carter, but what he certainly didn’t expect to see was Richie Tozier in his formal suit, with an outstretched hand, holding a tazer.

“Holly shit” the human teen sounded shocked as he let the taser fall from his grasp. It clanked against the ground and sent another little jolt into Mr Carter who hemorrhaged a little.

Spiderman didn’t even have time to celebrate because he was distracted by the heavy breaths of the villain behind him. Bryce now towered over Eddie, his face beaten and his eyes were furious. He looked like a lion about to charge its prey. Eddie was prepared to leap out of the way, to protect Richie, to do anything. But instead his attention was drawn to the woosh sound of a gun firing. Once again the villain fell lifeless at Spiderman’s feet.

This time instead of Richie standing behind the villain, it was a female. She wore a long black trench coat and held out some sort of gun which she quickly slid into the hosliter on her thigh. She had brown hair that fell to her shoulders in bouncy curls.

“Spiderman, happy to finally meet you” She said, her tone wasn’t serious but nor was it as happy as she claimed to be, it was neutral. Eddie could tell she meant business. Before he could respond she stepped over Bryce and towards Richie, “Rich, thanks for calling me” She nodded at him.

“No problem…” Richie said, still semi dazed. He finally started taking careful steps towards the mysterious women. “Anytime auntie” he shook his head, eyes finally focusing again.

“wait- Auntie?” Eddie asaked, confusion laced his voice.

“Yeah kid, I’m Maggie’s sister. Richie’s aunt, I am also the head and leader of a little organization, The Threat Assessment, Reconnaissance and Operations Taskforce, Tarot for short. And I am Alley Red” Her poker face shifted into a small yet proud smile.

“Wait- holy shit you’re the leader of T.A.R.O.T?” Eddie’s eyes go wide beneath his mask as he marvels at the aunt and nephew.

“Yes yes now keep your voice down before you attack unnecessary attention” She waves her hand at Eddie as she surveys the alleyway for spying eyes.

“Yeah shut is Spaghetti” Richie cackled.

Eddie was taken aback by the familiar nickname, “W-What?” he stuttered.

Now it was Richie’s turn to look stunned, “Oh yeah” his shock turned smug, “I know it’s you in there Eds”.

Eddi- Spiderman froze, his entire body went stiff as he stared at the smirking teen.

“Sorry you’ve got the wrong guy-” Eddie began to lie but Richie shook his head.

“The bridge? Spider man mysteriously knowing my name at Liberty? Then him asking me to not go instead of trying to convince the school to cancel the dance? Eddie you, are a terrible liar” Richie smiled proudly at his detective work.

“How’d you know about this?” Spiderman asked, disregarding the fact that his secret identity had just been revealed. Instead he focused on how Richie knew he’d be out here with Carter.

“Well see this was the one thing I didn’t know about. But after you left, I was taking a leak in the upstairs bathroom and somebody’s spidey webs shot the window, so I looked out and saw you getting your ass handed to you and called my favourite aunt-”

“I was not getting my ass handed to me” Eddie crossed his arms and pouted.

Before Eddie could get anything else in, Richie’s aunt spoke up. “Well boys I better be on my way. Can’t just leave a drug lord out here on the street. Eddie, we’ll be in contact alright? T. A. R. O. T. Could use someone like you” She gave Spiderman a nod. With the click of her bracelet a team of people in equally dark trench coats emerged from the dark corners of the alleyway and took the two villains away.

Then the two teens were left alone together.

“So can I see the babe under the mask?” Richie asked curiously.

Eddie hesitated, no one knew about his secret identity. But it was Richie… My best friend and biggest crush. Before the hero could overthink the situation too much he moved his hand up and slid his mask off.

Richie watched as the famous Spider Man took his mask off, revealing Eddie Kaspbrak. Richie’s heart fluttered at the other’s face, his big doe eyes staring back at him through his lashes. “Hey Eds” The taller boy’s voice was warm and his face went soft.

Eddie’s face heated up a little, realizing how close they were. He tried to hold back his smile but failed, “Hey Rich”.

Richie raised his hands up to sit on Eddie’s hips. The hero’s skin tingled at the touch.

Eddie didn’t know what to say, he had just taken down a villain and his identity had been revealed. He felt very exposed, especially under the touch of his best friend and crush. “We should probably go back to the dance before they begin to worry” Eddie decided to break the moment before he could mess anything up.

Richie looked visibly taken aback at the mention of leaving. He was so in the moment that when Eddie stepped away from him, his face was left with a small, disappointed frown. “Oh- yeah, okay” He tried to sound supportive. Dropping his hands from Eddie’s waist, now he felt as if he was trespassing for some reason.

“Well I should uh- go” Eddie took a step back and raised his hand that held his mask.

“Yeah of course” Richie nodded.

Without another word, Eddie slid his mask back on. He turned around and with his hand extended out towards one of the fire escapes above him he shot off a web. He leaped up and landed safely on the metal of the escape.

Richie was still in awe to see Eddie put the mask on, as if that made everything real. Eddie is Spiderman, he thought as he watched Eddie leap up and away. But before he could shoot off another web Riche stepped forward and shouted, “Eddie! Wait!”.

Spiderman stopped where he stood on the railing of the fire escape and looked down at the curly haired teen that was waving up at him. With his sticky feet he simply walked down the railing and stood upside down on the underside of the fire escape. He shot off a web, connecting it to the floor he was hanging on. From there his knees bent and his hands held the web. He hung upside down as he slowly made his way to meet Richie. When he stopped they were perfectly face to face, even if Eddie was hanging upside down.

“Everything alright citizen?” Eddie put on his ‘responsible superhero’ voice, which got a chuckle from Richie.

Richie shrugged, slowly he stepped towards the hero, “Nah, all is good. Just forgot to do something” he said as he carefully placed his hands on either side of Eddie’s face. From there he delicately slid Spiderman’s mask down, exposing only the hero’s lips.

Too late to back out now, Richie thought as he angled his head and leaned in to kiss the superhero. Eddie’s lips were soft and he could feel the breath hitch in his mouth as Eddie waited a moment before he kissed back.

Eddie thought that his powers made him feel something, but the way he was feeling right here, right now, kissing Richie? That made him feel like he could do anything. Sparks and fireworks exploded within both of their chests alongside their racing hearts.

Sometimes fate works in mysterious ways. For example, right at that moment, two things began. First it started lightly drizzling over New york, even when the weatherman said it was supposed to be a clear and mild night. And second of all, just after it started raining, the dance’s DJ randomly started playing Africa By Toto at that very moment.

Richie and Eddie had not stopped kissing, not after they separated to breath, not when it started raining either. But when they heard the muffled (but still audible) tune of Africa’s iconic intro started echoing through the dark alleyway, Eddie could physically feel Richie gasp against his lips. It sent a shiver down Eddie’s spine. He felt Richie’s lips heat up as he blushed against Eddie. Then, only then, did the two break away, the night air filled their lungs and cooled their skin.

“Wanna slow dance with me?” Richie asked, his voice filled with optimism and excitement.

“To Africa by Toto?” Eddie asked, realizing he was still hanging upside down outside of his school’s homecoming dance.

“Why of course! What song would be better for our first slow dance?” Richie arched his eyebrows in a charming manner.

“Oh trashmouth” Eddie sighs happily, he quickly let go of the web he’d been holding onto and flipped backwards, landing on his feet, facing Richie. “You have such a way with words” The hero ripped his mask off, tossed it to the side and smashed his lips up against the other’s.

After a moment their lips separated, instead the two opted to lean their foreheads against each other. Richie’s hands found Eddie’s hips again (something Eddie was liking more every time it happened), holding him close as they slowly swayed back and forth. Eddie's hands drifted up to Richie’s upper half, one hand dangled comfortably off of Richie’s shoulder while the other slid into his forest of dark curls. Even with his suit covering his fingers, he was still able to feel every inch of Richie with his Spidey Senses.

So that’s how it ended, with Richie slow dancing with Spiderman, Eddie, in the alleyway behind his school on the night of the Homecoming dance, in the rain, to Africa by Toto.

The End

Word Count: 4522

Final Word Count: 18598

Bing, Bang, Done! Three chapters, kinda short but I didn’t plan for this fic to be too big, I also know there’s some other Spider Eddie fics out there so I wanted to keep it short and sweet, which I think I achieved. 

Overall I’m pretty happy with how this turned out! I’ve always had trouble explaining fighting scenes and such, so this was good practice. I also just adored watching as Richie and Eddie’s relationship evolved and aw, it was so sweet!

As this is the final chapter I’ve gotta remind you guys to go check out my other social medias, Instagram (Stellar.Cosplays), Tumblr, (stellar-cosplays), even my youtube (Alley’s World). Also don’t forget to check out my other fan fictions! Here’s my master list, or go check out my account and you’ll find them all there.

Thank you all for the support this fic has received! I really enjoyed writing this piece and I hope you all enjoyed reading it. 

Well looks like the time has come, that’s all from me guys, catch you on the flip side. 

So Long and Goodnight

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& Luther and Diego both wanting to propose,Luther getting a custom made knife made with the handle matching the base of the ring and having a place to hold the ring on the side,Also has a pocket added to Diego leather vest where the handle of his ring knife is always over his heart,Diego gets three of Luther's moon rocks encased so he can put them on a ring,Makes Luther's favorite meal and writes Luther a poem that he plans to read to him while he proposes during a full moon.

I love that both of them are going all out for this.

I bet they were talking one evening and one of them mentioned marriage off-handedly like, “Think we would be allowed to marry as adopted siblings” or something like that and both of them immediately perk up. Start doing research. Start looking into how much a ceremony costs. (Mostly on Luther’s part): Start having elaborate daydreams about walking down the aisle.

Keep pretending they don’t care at all about marriage.

Diego: “Hey Babe, what are you thinking about?”

Luther, who is only slowly coming back from his heartfelt daydream about reciting his vows, complete with thoughts on whether he should tear up or not: “.....Taxes.”

Or:

Luther: “What are you doing?”

Diego, who is currently looking at a bunch of different marriage magazines because he’s been talking to Klaus and now he has to deal with things like colour schemes and also he keeps getting distracted by thoughts of Luther in a wedding dress: “Nothing. Absolutely nothing.”

(Please note that he hides the wedding magazines inside porn magazines because that would look less suspicious lmfao).

They get downright obsessed.

They walk past a dessou shop and there’s a wedding garter there and Luther will blush crimson.

A couple will walk past and both of them will immediately zero in on their wedding rings.

Five has already caught Diego practising his vows in front of the mirror and none of them have proposed yet.

It boils down to them planning on proposing on the day they got together (because it’s coming up next and they’re both sappy like that) and they both have planned everything meticulously but I bet one of them cracks beforehand and I also bet it’s Diego.

He just blurts it out in the worst moment, maybe when they’re lazing around, maybe when he comes back from a vigilnate mission still high on the adrenaline, maybe even during a fight, doesn’t matter, suddenly he just goes “Marry Me.”

“What?” - “Marry Me.”

And he drops to his knees (because he has trouble balancing himself on only one knee so fuck it) and just gets the ring out of his pocket. The one he’s been carrying around for months now.

And truth be told, he expects a tearful ‘yes’ and some kissing and possibly (hopefully) some celebratory sex.

He doesn’t expects Luther to straight up leave.

“You know, you can also just say ‘no’ right, big guy?” Silence. “Luther?” Nothing.

So he follows Luther up to his room and he’s just angrily tearing off the mattress from his bed, throwing it against the wall.

“Whoah, what the fuck, Luther?”

And Luther produces his ring from between his bedframe, turns, and drops down to one knee so hard, he actually leaves a tent in the floor.

“You marry me.”

Cue Diego kneeling down in front of Luther and them just looking at each other for a moment. 

They speak at the same time.

“Marry Me.”

They also say ‘yes’ at the same time, both breaking out into wide grins.

They don’t actually look at the rings that much, they are busy making out between giggles, Diego crawling into Luther’s lap.

(They just sit on the ground for at least an hour because they don’t wanna move away from each other long enough to get the mattress onto the bed again).

(They properly inspect the rings later and there’s definitely some tearing up on both parts).

#luego #hello you made me soft #wichtig

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▌𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋 𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐄 : Jack Sparrow ▌𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐍 :  committed to his ship, but otherwise unattached by default. ▌𝐀𝐁𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐑 𝐏𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐒 :  no powers, but he’s agile, a great marksman, quick-thinking, good in a crisis and very good at coming up with inventive and unorthodox solutions to problems. ▌𝐄𝐘𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐎𝐑 : brown ▌𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐑 𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐎𝐑 :  black ▌𝐅𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐘 𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐒 :  Captain Teague and his grandmother are the only two that a) are alive and b) are considered relevant by Jack lmao. ▌𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐒 :  none, unless you consider Cotton’s parrot or Jack the monkey.  ▌𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 :  ignorance and stupidity. ▌𝐇𝐎𝐁𝐁𝐈𝐄𝐒 / 𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐒 :  reading, swimming, singing sea shanties and gambling. ▌𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐇𝐔𝐑𝐓 𝐀𝐍𝐘𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐄 :  yes ▌𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐀𝐍𝐘𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐄 :  yes ▌𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐑𝐄𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐌 :  a sparrow would be the obvious one, but also a feral cat -- because Jack grew up wild and mostly alone and, in TPOF, refused to be domesticated and tamed by Beckett. ▌𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓 𝐇𝐀𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐒 :  manipulative, stubborn, paranoid, emotionally stunted and has a tendency to act untrustworthy and therefore encourage people to betray or cross him, making himself somewhat of a self-fulfilling prophecy. ▌𝐑𝐎𝐋𝐄 𝐌𝐎𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐒 :  formerly Christophe, but once Jack finally sees his friend for the snake that he is, there really isn’t anyone else that he ever looks up to. ▌𝐒𝐄𝐗𝐔𝐀𝐋 𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 :  bisexual. ▌𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐒 𝐎𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐀𝐆𝐄 / 𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐒 :  big nope lmao. Jack refers to marriage as a ‘wager on who will fall out of love first’ in a deleted snippet from the second movie, and has absolutely zero desire whatsoever for children of his own. it takes a very special set of circumstances for him to consider either -- but especially the latter -- of his own free will. marriage in particular is just not even on his radar as far as his own relationships are concerned ( getting engaged to both Giselle and Scarlett? happened completely by accident lmao ). ▌𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐒 :  not being good enough, failure, not being remembered, fire. ▌𝐒𝐓𝐘𝐋𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐒 :  he has his iconic look of course, but Jack’s main thing is layers and flamboyancy. he likes layering his clothes -- which is partly a functional thing and partly a fashion choice -- and he enjoys bright, vivid colours. Jack likes to be seen. ▌𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 :  the Black Pearl. also Joshamee Gibbs, and those are the only two that he’d ever really admit out loud to. ▌𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐀𝐂𝐇 𝐓𝐎 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏𝐒 :  there’s really no ‘approach’ at all lmfao. having been betrayed as frequently as Jack has, he comes to the conclusion that friendship is something that really cannot survive in the world he lives in ( of course Gibbs functions as the tangible proof that that isn’t true, but Jack likes to maintain his own delusions sometimes ). he doesn’t go looking for friends and doesn’t trust others easily, despite very much craving companionship. ▌𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐒 𝐎𝐍 𝐏𝐈𝐄 :  he loves pie. genuinely one of his favourite foods. ▌𝐅𝐀𝐕𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐊 :  rum. ▌𝐅𝐀𝐕𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 𝐀𝐓 : on board the Pearl without a doubt. Tortuga would be a close second. ▌𝐒𝐖𝐈𝐌 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐀𝐍 :  the ocean. ▌𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐑 𝐓𝐘𝐏𝐄 :  a strong personality, more than anything. Jack is much more likely to take an interest in someone who stands up to him, challenges him, and refuses to take his bs rather than someone who would blindly follow him. he needs someone who can keep up with and match him, and who also enjoys his lifestyle -- because suffice to say that Jack is not gonna compromise on his freedom-loving way of life for a love interest, no matter how much he cares for them. he loves intelligent people -- but that doesn’t just mean geniuses. anyone who can apply and use their intelligence is hugely attractive to him.  ▌𝐂𝐀𝐌𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐎𝐑 𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐎𝐑𝐒 :  camping for sure. 𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐘 :  @dulcisebrietatem <3 𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐆 : @onlycertainty, @onlyliberty, @empireburned ( pick an oc <3 ), @khruseos ( for tony! ) & anyone else who wants to do this!

#;what fire does not destroy it hardens ( about jack. ) #*dash meme #jack lacking in any decent role models while growing up hurts me

[darkestalleys]

fifteen mutuals, fifteen questions

thanks for the tag @persephness! 

are you named after anyone? no! in our culture, names are sometimes picked after the birth so my parents looked through a bunch of names to see which one matched me numerically based on when i was born bc theyre obsessed with numerology smh  when was the last time you cried? a week ago bc of school lmfao do you have any kids? no but i hope to in the far future lmao maybe a decade or so from now do you use sarcasm a lot? mostly to my siblings and friends only what’s the first thing you notice about people? their hair? idk tbh eye colour? dark brown scary movie or happy ending? happy ending any special talent? nah im like that quote, “jack of all trades, master of none” where were you born? toronto, canada hobbies? writing, reading, graphic designing, watching tv and film (a lot) do you have any pets? no but i want a dog when im older what sports do you/have you played? ive dropped them all when i was a kid but i used to practice traditional hindu dancing which i guess is a sport? and ive played so many sports as a hobby when i was young with my brother and friends but i fell out of it when i got to high school  how tall are you? 155 cm.. im short :’/ favorite subject in school? geography  dream job? an environmental lawyer but im too lazy rn to even think about being one now hhhh we’ll see! 

i won’t tag fifteen but i will tag @misforchune @emilieblunt @baekhyiun @oheliotts @treiawney @ktmtaehyung @neilsjostens @laliseok @okjungkook @faheyjesper sorry if youve been tagged already and feel free to ignore! this is all for fun :)

#tagged #about me

[sonyita-blog1]

Reasons why I ship Noctifa

If you have a non canon ship you have to explain why do you like them together, at least that's why I think. If you express your reasons, people will understand why you see them as a couple and maybe they will start shipping them too. These are the reasons why I ship Noctifa until death: 1. Backstory: Noct and Tifa have similar pasts. -They both lost their mothers at such a young age. -As they grown up, they lost connection with their dads, I mean, they loved them but didn't spend too much time with them. -They had personal trainners that taught them how to fight from zero (to hero xD) -Everyone stalked them because of their beauty. Lucian girls blabbered about Noct while Tifa had to evade the guys from Nibelheim. -They both have scars, Noctis on his shoulder blade, Tifa on her chest. -They both faced the state of being in coma. -They both saw their city/village burn down in flames, couldn't do anything to stop it. -They both lost their dads when they lost their homes by the most cruel way, assassinated. -They had to take roles they never wanted. While Noctis never wanted to be king, Tifa never wanted to be a warrior. She wanted a hero to save her but she had to become her own one to survive, he wanted to be a normal teen but he had to accept his fate. -When they lost their home, they were weak, insecure, too young. Assuming their new life was a hard challenge because they had to leave everything they had been behind. -They count with a group of friends that helps them to achieve their objectives. Noctis hates Niflheim and Ardyn while Tifa hates SHINRA and Sephiroth. 2. Looks: -A boy with black hair and blue eyes. A girl with brown hair and sweet honey/hazel hues. That's the cliché in every love story, don't care if it is a movie, a book, a videogame, a serie... -They belong to two different games but their outfits fit so much (AC Tifa's outfit). Black with a bit of white and red on their clothes. It looks like if someone had made Tifa's outfit to fit with the chocobros' ones. -Noctis is 1.76 meters tall, Tifa is 1.67 meters tall. What a coincidence of numbers a.a -Noctis has an athletical body, he hasn't the muscles of Gladio and he is not think as Prompto. He has the standar type and Tifa looks so good beside him because none of them look too strong or weak for the other. -Tifa's appareance fits with FFXV universe a lot. I mean, in the game we don't see strange hair colours like green, blue or pink and the major part of lucians have brown/black hair tones. She cannot be tell apart from the boys cause the style is so similar. 3. Psychology: -Noctis is Virgo and Tifa is Taurus in the zodiac world. You know which is the perfect couple for a Virgo and a Taurus? Thadaaa! Perfect match. (My parents are Virgo and Tauro. The connection is real lmfao) -Noctis means "night", Tifa is from Tiffany which means "manifestation of god" or "star" between others. Night and stars. It is not a coincidence. -They both are shy and introvert but in two different ways: Noctis hides it with an outgoing, rebel and even arrogant actitude while Tifa is more humble, soft and sweet. They would correct the other's mistakes and teach each other how to speak out loud their feelings. -Even if Tifa doesn't know how to say how she is feeling, she doesn't hesitate when she has to say things as they are, not even if no one wants to hear it. Noctis needs someone that understands him but also that pushes him forward. The sweet yet strong personality of Tifa would encourage him a lot, more than even Gladio does because Tifa would understand Noctis emotions better. She would support Noctis with love and strenght, he would have a shoulder to rely on everything. -Tifa is the mom of the group. She knows the weaknesses and the strenghts of everyone so she is able to take the lead in cases of need. Noctis would find a bigger help on her because she would teach him how to analyze the boys' states and sometimes, even how to be a good leader. -They both love animals, kids and joke around with friends. None of them is a depressed emo, they love and enjoy being with the ones they love so they wouldn't leave the other aside. -They are a couple of dangerous dorks. They can be making silly things with their friends and in a second turn serious and prepared to rip some heads off. -One of the most important ones of these is that they have the same past. They could understand the other's pain like anyone else would. The lost wouldn't be so painful if there's someone there that really knows how are you feeling. 4. Abilities: -In FFXV the boys have not magical powers (except Noctis because of his Lucis blood), they all had to train hard to fight their own battles. They are normal people with any blessings or special powers. Tifa is not an ancient, a goddess, a summoner, an alien... She is also a normal human being that had to learn how to fight. Tifa fits in the squad a lot because she is not over or underpowered. -In FFXV the boys fight with weapons but Tifa is a martial artist. Now imagine the cool combos that they could do with her. Having a party member which skills depend on her bare hands would be hella fun and cool. 5. Squad: Tifa fits with all the boys, I'll show you why. -Gladio: both of them are tough warriors. Gladio doesn't stand crybabies and Tifa is not one. They both can speak out loud what everyone's thinking but can't say because it sound rude. They both tell the truth, no matter if it is something painful. The difference is that Tifa is sweeter and softer than Gladio. They would correct the other and learn how to speak to others without any lies. Also, they would train together. -Prompto: Prompto likes sweet girls with a caring actitude like Cindy. He would love to have Tifa as a friend cause she is not rough and nasty, she is optimistic and a person that listens to the other's problems and insecurities (Prompto has a lot of those). They both would be all time joking around and she would encourage him a lot. Prompto would also enjoy taking pictures of her cause, who else has the personification of beauty in their party? -Ignis: Iggy is the mom of the group so Tifa is. They both would take care of the group together, plan the attacks and save the others with intelligence. Moreover, Ignis loves to cook while Tifa runs a bar. That means she has to know some cooking abilities. Ignis would teach her more and she would help him to make the dinner ;) 6. Random: -They are my fav boy and girl from FF universe. Tifa since I was a child has been my idol and I always look up to her. Since 2006 I have been loving Noctis. I still remember that versus trailer ahhhh how I enjoyed it (I still want Versus universe lol). He became my top 1 FF boy and then I though of him and Tifa and... voilá! Truth is, there's a GMV in Youtube, Noctis and Tifa with the song of The pretender by Foo Fighters. When I saw that GMV, I immedistely started shipping them so hard. THANKS GOD THAT VIDEO FOUND ME. -I like Cloti. I think it is canon and I also love Cloud so much (top 2 FF boy) BUT I think Tifa deserves someone better. I mean, Cloud never treated her like she deserved, he takes her for granted and the fact that he forsaked her in AC with the two kids... Cloud, I love you but you can really be an asshole xD I don't believe Noctis loves Luna either. For me FFXV is a story of friendship and the love that one father has for his son, it is not a love story like FFX or FFVIII. I see Noctis thinking of Luna as a close friend he wants to save no matter what cause she means a lot but not romantically. The two cases make me ship Noctis and Tifa so hard because I think they are perfect in every sense for the other. Noct would accept and love every single flaw of Tifa and she would give all to him without thinking it twice. -I said this before, but Tifa is not an ancient, a summoner, a goddess... she has not a destiny to fulfill and she doesn't want it either. Noctis doesn't want to be a soldier, a king, take responsabilities. They both are forced to do things they never wanted to. Everything they have done, do and will do is like a reflection of the other. They really have so many canon facts and I adore it. Both also have bunches of moves and gestures that look ALIKE. It looks like if they had spent all their life together so they sometimes act like the other would do. Noctifa, from my point of view, is a extremely beautiful and matching couple with incredible similarities that connect thim in so many ways. I have been working on this ship since 2016, when I first posted on Instagram. This couple means a lot to me cause because of them I know what I wanna do with my life. I have learnt how to make GMVs to upload on Youtube, thing I never thought possible. I see them in everything, I deeply feel them. As long as I am alive I will fight to make this ship popular as it deserves. Now thanks a lot for reading all this, it is so long but what can I say? Noctifa is meant to be xD I hope you enjoyed it and that now, even if you don't like them together, understand why I really love the couple. Love y'all!

#Noctifa #noctis #tifa #noctis x tifa #tifa x noctis #noctisluciscaelum #tifalockhart #finalfantasy

[habibialkaysani]

4, 26, 18, 34

4. A set that flopped but deserved better

this spartancanary one only has a measly 19 notes, lol, and it deserves better because it’s a beautiful nonwhite ship. equally I do understand why people want to maybe avoid it because of the whole infidelity thing. so I’m not judging people too much for sleeping on it. but, like, this canarrow set is with lyrics to please don’t say you love me by gabrielle aplin which tbh is super iconic and I do think that one deserves way better than 52 notes, but I know canarrow isn’t as much of a ~current ship given they barely interact in the crossovers.

lastly I would like to mention this dutchjohnny soulmate au set that is honestly such a great idea and yet only has 12 notes. dude. they’re literal soulmates. they should have more love. even if I’m still getting the hang of this colour change thing.

26. How many un posted sets are in your drafts right now

can you believe - none? I haven’t giffed in like a month, lol. maybe that would help alleviate my stress. but unfortunately getting hold of the episodes via torrent is pretty difficult for me, so I need to find a reliable torrenting site where I can download stuff in 720p because otherwise the quality of my gifs is pretty shoddy. but hey. once I find a site and I get my shit together irl I will see if I can get back into it.

18. For the aesthetic, for the laughs, or for the feels what your preference

for the feels, I think. there’s this canary sisters one I did that’s set to flowers for a ghost by thriving ivory that is really hurtful tbh at least for me. like I cried a bit while making it. also certain lines from this lauryssa set which features the lyrics from say you won’t let go by james arthur - specifically “I promise till death we part like in our vows” because there’s a gif of nyssa at laurel’s funeral and then for the vows part I have a gif of laurel dipping the chip into the milkshake after losing nyssa. also this merlance one to you are not alone by michael jackson because wow so many feels.

having said that, this lauriver one is a rare example of an aesthetic attempt I made, lol, and it’s only because of my friend’s video that I spotted the parallel in the first place.

34. A set that took you a long time/was really hard but you’re really proud of how it came out

I am literally incapable of choosing just one, so I will pick a few.

there’s this time canary set with the lyrics of give me love by ed sheeran. I am really anxious to make sure that gifs match lyrics, so this one took a while to make, but I think I made it work (altho the blending for that first gif sucks so bad lmfao).

there’s this olicity set (nsfw) with the lyrics of shape of you by ed sheeran and I’m super proud of the gif I reversed for “although my heart is falling too” because it looks like oliver is um falling to his knees before felicity in that scene which is totes what I was going for.

this lauryssa one (nsfw) is set to my favourite poem of all time, mouthful of forevers by clementine von radics, and it was really hard to find clips to screencap for this because laurel and nyssa never get together onscreen. but I found a movie called circumstance which had some nice scenes in it that were faceless(ish) so I figured I could use them.  

finally, this list would be incomplete without this dutchjohnny set, also to mouthful of forevers, because dutch and johnny are literal soulmates and this poem is my soulmate poem for sure. I really liked this one firstly because @dirkqentlys once said it was her favourite thing of mine, and secondly because I think the colouring is like so on point. and thirdly, everything is blended semi-decently and fourthly the clips are definitely very fitting for the lines in the poem. so yeah. this might be my favourite ever gifset, actually.

questions for gifmakers

#me.txt #replies #killjoys for ts #legends of tomorrow for ts #arrow for ts #infidelity cw #thanks dee! #julianasharkavy

[wlndenburg]

   sooo i saw this tag a while ago and wanted to do it?? so guess what this bitch? tagged herself yes u heard that right

tagging my favs who are basically tagged down below? so ily go do it

1. What’s your favorite sims death?   none of my sims ever die lmfao ( i have death toggle off and like none of my sims make it to the elder stage ever anyways

2. Alpha CC or Maxis Match?   maxis match 👀💦

3. Do you cheat when your sims gain weight?   no?? well i mean like my sim recently gained a shit ton of weight bc she had work and didnt have time to work out but she’s been working out / going out more and just lost it??

4. Do you use move objects?   who doesnt 🤷🏻‍♀️

5. Favourite mod?   everyone says mc command center but i literally cant live without the ui cheats extension

6. First expansion/game/stuff pack you got?   i got the 2 expansions + outdoor retreat at the same time

7. Do you pronounce “live mode” as aLIVE or LIVing?   live?? as in a LIVE bc i tend to think of it as u know?? like when u watching a show or w/e and it goes “LIVE” bc like the pause button and shit

8. Who’s your favourite sim that you’ve ever made?   idk probably like?? that girl i didnt name😉

9. Have you made a simself?   nope im fugly

10. What sim traits would you give yourself?   materialistic, lazy, perfectionist lmfao

11. Which is your favourite EA colour?   like?? hair wise?? i think i use the dark brown the most but black is cute too

12. Favourite EA hair?   that get together box braids 😩

13. Favourite life stage?   young adult lmfao does anyone even says anything else

14. Are you a builder or are you in it for the gameplay?   i bought the game to build but i succc so tbh cas?? my laptop is too :// to run sims 4 smoothly so gameplay isnt always enjoyable

15. Are you a CC creator?   i would be if s4s didnt fail on me i mean?? i make cc for myself but i cant release them

16. Do you have any simblr friends/ a sim squad?   yike i want a squad? hmu pls @mooon-sims​ @ridgeport​ @complicite​ @desertbloom @comfysim​ @blissims​ @crypticsim​

17. What’s your favourite game? (1, 2, 3 or 4)   i’ve only played ts4

18. Do you have any sims merch?   yike no

19. Do you have a YouTube channel for sims?   if you saw how much my game lags u wouldnt ask

20. How has your “sim style” changed throughout your years of playing?   like ok my sims’ faces are getting a lot longer?? if u get ( also @ the ppl who has been mootuals w/ me since my first blog my sim style changed p drastically?? 

21. What’s your Origin ID?   i forgot but its p bullshit

22. Who’s your favourite CC creator?   i cant?? pick one tbh? like i dont have oNe but i have a lot of cc favs???

23. How long have you had a simblr?   like 2 months?

24. How do you edit your pictures?   photoshop hoe 

25. What expansion/game/stuff pack do you want next?   i need seasons i need seasons i need seasons

26. What expansion/game/stuff pack is your favourite so far?   get together bc im a hoe for windenburg?? i love windenburg so much ahhh plus the build buy items are super cute?? i fucking love that pack cas / build / world wise but if you’re talking about gameplay its probably city living bc food trucks

#t.

[lysitheaioandeuropa]

All the autumnal asks

ayyy

lantern - how did you meet your best friend? What were your first impressions of each other?'best friends' are so arbitrary. but michelle and i had the same training class at work and she thought i was intimidating lmao i thought she was odd but then realized she was actually cool. we're kind of inseparable now. i want to say my partner is my best friend as well, aside from being my gf we rly do have a close bond and i like talking to her and sharing things with her. of course both of those relationships are different dynamics, but i tell her everything, even shit that i know she's not interested in but she'll enjoy listening bc i am lmao and vice versa, and i wouldn't want it any other way

frost - if you could give some advice to your younger self, what would you say?oh MAN. i always say i wish i could go back and just do high school and on all over again knowing what i know now. i would cry a lot my freshman year bc i didn't have any friends and like, i wish i would have known to seek out help? and i wish i had known how outright abusive my first boyfriend was and how not good for me the other couple were. that "attention" doesn't always equate to good, and being violated multiple times against my wishes was something i should have found an adult i trusted and talked about with. i wish i could tell myself to work so much harder for what i want. i wish i knew i was gay sooner lmfao, like i KNEW but kids today are more exposed to that now, it's so easy to find a label or lack thereof for yourself with information at the tip of your hands you know (also kinda wish i didn't grow up in a church at all). i didn't figure out a label until.. far too late in life i think. i wish i knew to not feel guilty about it, to talk about it to other people, to not have to struggle with having crushes on just about all my friends and just being so confused about it lmao. anyway, i just want to make better choices for myself and a better person.

maple - is there a hobby / skill that you’ve always wanted to try but never did?i rly rly wanted to learn to play the harp.

harvest - what fictional character do you most identify with? Why?i'm not sure, none of the fictional characters i read about or anything are relatable to me. i do admire so many of them though

fireside - if you had your dream wardrobe, what would it look like?who knows bro lmfao i have no idea what my aesthetic is lmao. it would be absolutely flawless though and would have a bit evertything. punk, goth, “professional,” whatever. right now i just think i am stuck in “ugly old lady hag” and i don’t know what to do about it. i absolutely hate my entire fucking wardrobe rn

cider - a food that you disliked as a child but now enjoy?i know there are quite a few things actually, but currently the only thing that comes to mind is salad dressing lol. i used to have all my salads naked but now i like italian and caesar but just those two

amber - share an unpopular opinion that you may have.SUMMER IS NOT THE VILLAIN IN 500 DAYS EVERY MAN THAT THINKS SHE IS MISSED THE ENTIRE POINT OF THE MOVIE. TOM IS PROBLEMATIC ACCEPT THAT SHIT.

SAME GOES FOR FUCKING TED AND ROBIN. LIKE YES YOU KNOW FROM EPISODE ONE THAT THEY ARE END GAME AND YOU EVEN ROOT FOR THEM AT TIMES, BUT LIKE NO IT SHOULDN'T HAVE ENDED LIKE THAT.

fog - how well do you think you’d do in a zombie apocalypse scenario?i say this all the time i would not survive that shit lmao, i hope i rly do find a way to make it or die within the first couple seconds bc i'ma be pissed if i put in all that work to still die before there is a cure. i wanna see how society is reconstructed or if it is at all like that'd be more interesting than TWD of FTWD

jack-o-lantern - if you could look like any celebrity, who would you choose?shay mitchell

spice - have you ever encountered a house that you believed to be haunted?no but i am watching paranormal survivors atm

orchard - share one thing that you’d like to happen this autumn.gingerbread houses & a nice gift exchange. i'm excited to spend most if not all of the holidays together

crow - which school subject do you wish you had an aptitude for?i pretty much have an aptitude for everything but i'm not like spectacular at anything. so i guess music bc i didn't practice anywhere near enough as i should have

bonfire - describe your dream house.two-story w maybe three bedrooms (i guess 4 if i magically end up having 2 kids). i would like "den" so to speak as an office/library space. i prefer open layouts with a lot of natural light available. enough greenlife in a balcony upstairs, the backyard has nice landscaping and a huge deck. whole thing is fenced in, white picket type thing so my neighbors ain't sneaking. it would be nice if it looked over a lake of some sort. i have a nice vision in my mind that i know i can't put into words. ideally we'll build a lot of it ourselves. the master suite would be NICEEE w french doors leading out to the balcony as well. bathroom has both, a nice porcelain tub and a two-headed shower (in this fantasy we can afford that kinda sewage bill). floors are hardwood all around, and matching marble countertops in the bathroom(s). the kitchen is a nice tile as well. cabinets are a pretty hard wood as well. alternative is a nife spacious open loft with everything mentioned, except the balcony is much bigger and access to a rooftop deck of our own. a loooot of glass, a lot of natural light over looking a huge city. in the perfect world i'd have that view of the space needle on one side and the mountain range on the other.

cinnamon - if you had to live in a time period different than the present, which would you choose and where?there are no previous time periods that are exactly good for women of color

cobweb - (if you’ve graduated) do you miss high school?fuck no. but i would still want to redo it better. the only thing i miss i not having to pay bills but.. everything else i dealt with wasn't worth the tradeoff

cranberry - what’s one physical feature that you get complimented on?uhh i don't get complimented. however, every year students have said "ohh she's really pretty!" lol like they're surprised and i'm not what they expected

maize - share the weirdest encounter you’ve had with a stranger on the street.i can't rly think of any.

quilt - how do you take your tea (or coffee)?hazelnut flavored coffee w half and half, & 3 splenda

pumpkin - do you think that humans are inherently good or bad?bad, i don't trust anyone to be good enough to be as such "inherently"

moonlit - are you a neat or messy person? Is your room / house orderly?SUPER NEAT  however, depression can get in the way of that. but even then my messy is not at all someone else's messy i'm just picky. my house and room are very orderly and i'm not fixing to have it be otherwise

flannel - have you ever gone on a bad date? not like a date horror story, and the one's i've had in my last & current relationship have been rly nice. but i think before some of the dates i had were certainly questionable

cocoa - if you could have any type of hair, what colour and cut would you have?i mean if i could have any i would try them all or change them at whim. rn though i just want my long dark curly hair again

ghost - is there someone that you miss having in your life?yeah dude, a ton to be honest. but it is what it is

#personal #inthemoodforlovee #asks

[meggannn]

tagged by @bringsorrow​

Rules: Complete the questions and say who tagged you in the beginning. When you’ve finished, tag people to do this survey. Have fun and enjoy!

1. Are you named after anyone? nope! I’m boring. my dad said this was the only name he and mom could agree on, which i always found funny because they clearly managed to pick a middle name for me AND a first and middle name for my sister five years later.

2. (apparently there was once a question two but it has been lost to the void)

3. Do you like your handwriting? more or less. it’s a little inconsistent sometimes (if I’m tired, it’s messier) but for the most part I think it’s neat. I think it looks a lot like my mom’s handwriting but with none of the drama.

4. What is your favourite lunch meat? erm like sandwich meat? i don’t usually eat sandwiches for lunch but if i had to pick, maybe chicken or turkey.

5. Do you have kids? oh god no

6. If you were another person, would you be friends with you? I’d like to think yes but honestly, who knows

7. Do you use sarcasm? in real life? no. online, a fair amount.

8. Do you still have your tonsils? yes

9. Would you bungee jump? maybe if I’m feeling particularly brave one day. it’s not something that really scares me, it’s just working up the energy to be in the mood for it, if that makes sense.

10. What is your favourite kind of cereal? from what i remember i like frosted flakes...... raisin bran...... uhhhh. and corn pops. those are all like kids’ cereals cause i haven’t had it in forever lmao

11. Do you untie your shoe laces when you take them off? lmfao no not unless i can’t get them off without untying.

12. Do you think you’re a strong person? physically? god no, i weigh like 100lbs soaking wet

13. What is your favourite ice cream? strawberry? i like sorbet more i think, but i’d never say no to strawberry and mint chocolate chip

14. What is the first thing you notice about people? i guess their persona -- like are they happy, sad, how they communicate and introduce themselves -- and what they’re wearing

15. What is your least favourite physical thing you like about yourself? i want to say my shortness but idk if it’s my least favorite thing, it’s just the most annoying. maybe my.nose, in that case.

16. What colour pants and shoes are you wearing? no shoes or socks. wearing dark gray yoga pants.

17. What are you listening to right now? nothing, though i have “iko iko” stuck in my head

18. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? maybe like a salmon-colored orange?

19. Favourite smell? fresh bread, hands down. any kind

20. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? my boss

21. Favourite sport to watch? i don’t really watch sports much, but i always liked soccer, which my dad doesn’t understand at all. he hates that a game lasts 90 minutes and nobody can score and they’ll still call it a match (excluding overtime)

22. Hair color? brown

23. Eye color? brown again!

24. Do you wear contacts? no

25. Favourite food to eat pasta but i also like fruit and bagels

26. Scary movies or comedy? i don’t usually seek out either but i like it when normal drama or action/adventure films have healthy elements of both

27. Last movie you watched? it might’ve been moana? i think.

28. What colour shirt are you wearing? lol it’s an undershirt that was white when i bought it but is now dark tan

29. Summer or winter? summer

30. Hugs or kisses? hugs

31. What book are you currently reading? shit. i have a list as long as my arm and i don’t know where to start. i think i might start rereading some of my favorite short story compilations

32. Who do you miss right now? my pony

33. What is on your mousepad? it’s my work logo haha

34. What is the last tv programme you watched? last night i watched the first episode of american gods

35. What’s the best sound? ambient noises: rain, train sounds, coffee shop noises complete with vague music over loudspeakers

36. Rolling Stones or Beatles? beyonce

37. What’s the furthest you’ve travelled? probably italy?

38. Do you have a special talent?  i have a magical ability to procrastinate everything, even on doing hobbies i enjoy

39. Where were you born? in a hospital

HMMMM, who should I pick on...... I’ll select @tetrahedrals, @theherocomplex, and @thunderheadfred / @al-spudnik

#megan does memes