#none of this makes sense

[tinseltownie]

Look I’ve watched the BTS footage a 100 times already. The thing is Oscar didn’t have to pop in. And Lando most certainly didn’t have to keep the conversation going. But he did. And Lando did. And it was all soft and warm and “I want to know the most mundane details about this exact thing that I’ve done for 6 years already but did you have fun Oscar?? Did you? Have fun? Osc? Nice smoothie osc. Gonna copy your cute lil pose osc”.

Everything I’ve learned about Lando in the last few weeks is that he just wants friends? He keeps talking about how he missed out on the uni experience and how his friends are all through racing. And it explains why he’s kept Max on at Quadrant and all that side of it. (Not saying he’s buying Max’s friendship or anything) And he kept being friends with his teammates thinking they were safe but Carlos left and Daniel was fired. Which is the nature of the sport don’t get me wrong that’s fine. But I think Lando is really comfortable because Oscar is here to stay for a while. So Lando has Oscar.

And Oscar has always been better than the rest at this sport so it was hard to make friends with the other boys because he kept moving a step forward, quicker than everyone else. His Prema vids are sweet but there’s a sense that everyone in them is still trying to make it. Plus Oscar has 3 younger sisters but he’s never had a brother and he’s a little quiet and Lando was okay bulldozing his way into Oscar’s heart so now Oscar has Lando.

They both love their families but the sport makes it so they feel distant from them? Yes Adam is at almost every race and Oscar has a very loving relationship with his mom but all they’ve known is this sport forever. This sport where there’s no loyalty and no love and a lot friendships are actually just colleagues hanging out in a work setting.

That’s what makes Carlando so endearing. It’s that the friendship persisted beyond the contract mandated hangouts. That’s what makes Landoscar so special. They’ve found each other, a support system, a person who actually understands every nuance of the car, every corner that they race, every debrief in a way that really only their teammate can.

They are each other’s competition but they’re also each other’s comfort and I think that’s really special. Plus, Oscar’s quite tall isn’t he 😏

#lando norris #landoscar #formula 1 #f1 #none of this makes sense #but it also makes perfect sense #I can’t explain it #I won’t try #but please tell me you get it #oscar piastri #I have similar feelings about lestappen btw #and this whole new generation of drivers in general #the padel dates and stuff #like it all adds up to the realization #that no matter what you do #it’s about friends #and stfu I know it’s a big business blah blah blah #but they’re JUST KIDS #THEY HAVE ALWAYS BEEN KIDS #and the kids will be alright #because they have each other #(a lot of them are older than I am oops) #but the point stands #it’s the quote #isn’t about old friends? like everything

[honey-and-vinegar-realty]

something about mac and dennis being inseparable since they met, for over 20 years at this point, and only really being apart when dennis was at college and in north dakota. something about how they’ve always chosen to live together. they’ve had plenty of opportunities to live separately but they simply can’t do it. they only know having the other with them. the day they spent apart when they broke up was so unbearable that they were back together in less than 24 hours, probably more like less than 12. there’s no mac without dennis and there’s no dennis without mac. something about how the apartment is their “home” together. when mac carries dennis home from the basketball court and dennis just says “get me home.” their home that they’ve had together forever. they’re not even formally together but they have a life together and a home together.

#none of this makes sense #but it’s fine #i am simply insane #it's always sunny in philadelphia #macdennis

[himbos-hotline]

This won't make sense to a lot of people but am I the only one who think that we are having the "Cleaner"-fication of Hangman page? Hangman is slowly becoming the cruel cleaner kenny we saw during their fueds, which is making Kenny hangmans version of Kota Ibushi. That desireable God that nobody can touch but Hangman has, Hangman has gotten close enough too..

#i started thinking about hangman doing the one winged angel #during his match for the title with kenny #and how kenny kicked out #and the only other person to kick out was kota #and how the fact that true love requited or not #links the two of them #the GL are in love [dur] and hangman clearly loves kenny in a way we dont know #or at least havent specifically been told #none of this makes sense #im running on limited caffine and a headache

[a-flaming-idiot]

A list of Miraculous headcanons a friend and I have collected over time of indecently chattering about Miraculous Ladybug. Despite the fact, we both hate it and haven't seen most of the series.

Nathalie is the daughter of an Italian crime family

She left to work for her friends Gabriel and Emilie but still keeps close contacts with her family(For "Emergencies")

Nathalie has made a few people "disappear" as needed over the years

Both by her own hands and by calling in a favor from one of her brothers or cousins

Gorilla is Russian which is why he never speaks since he barely understands a word of French

Gorilla got into some big trouble as a young man and ended up having to get saved by Nathalie's family which landed him in debt to them and working for the family

Gorilla has known Nathalie since she was a little girl

Gorilla has nicknames for a lot of the other characters

Little Bird - Nathalie, Little Red - Marinette, Candy Cane Fashion Man - Gabriel, Little Cat Boy - Adrien

Nathalie dragged Gorilla with her to Paris when she went to work for the Agrestes, against Gorilla's wishes

Gorilla didn't like the French, calling them "Baggette munching surrender monkeys"

That was until he walked into the Dupain-Cheng bakery and met the most imposing Frenchman he'd ever seen in Tom

Then immediately followed by getting hit in the face with a baker's peel by Sabine who saw a giant silent man rushing at her husband and the register and reacted as so(Gorilla wanted to greet Tom but was too intimidating for his own good)

Marinette has only recently come to Paris and so still speaks very little French

She is adorable and struggling but getting along, especially after befriending Adrien

Adrien is helping Marinette to get better at French since he also speaks Mandarin Chinese and is pretty familiar with being surrounded by other languages he doesn't know

Adrien speaks French, not-perfect Mandarin, and a bit of Italian and Russian

So Adrien has regularly had the experience since of catching only a few words as Nathalie yells at Gorilla in Italian, Gorilla argues back in Russian, Marinette asks a million questions in Mandarin, and Gabriel is loudly bewildered in French

Gorilla respects Marinette since her parents are awesome and she also is a confused foreigner who cannot speak French

They sometimes just nonverbally communicate at each other

Think random finger guns and knowing nods

Gorilla and Nathalie chauffeur Adrien and Marinette on their silliness both as a part of their job and to escape Gabriel

This is less of a headcanon and more of just a shared fact that neither of us trusts Emilie. That bitch is up to something in her casket

Gorilla has given the kids alcohol before since in Russia, they would be able to drink.

"A little part of Russia, come with me~," he says, as he's about to give two teenagers vodka.

Gorilla once got akumatized into a Russian themed villain. But all he did was take over the Agreste mansion, make it look like the St Basil's Cathedral, throw Gabriel into the basement with a note on the door that just says "Makeshift Gulag", and make sure Adrien has a good day.

Ladybug was very hesitant to let Gabriel out of the basement

Especially after Akumatized Gorilla kindly invited Marinette's family over for dinner

It was a very interesting day

Really It's more of an AU at this point but most of them are applicable to canon.

#miraculous ladybug #adrien agreste #miraculous ladybug headcanons #marinette dupain cheng #nathalie sancoeur #gabriel agreste #miraculous gorilla #Placide I.T. #miraculous au #none of this makes sense #But it gives me a reason to do a bad Russian accent and make my friend laugh #So we make do

[pastelspindash]

do you ever think about how weird and convoluted silver and shadows relationship is in the future when shadow starts living into the time silver is born. shadow already knows him well upon silver meeting him for the first time in the future but if silver travels to the past and bumps into shadow there, silver knows who he is while shadows never met him before.

their first time meeting each other is in two completely different time periods where one of them is already acquainted while the other has no idea

#this is assuming sonic 06 '''never happened''' and silvers future is no longer in danger #none of this makes sense #time travel is so headfucky and weird to think about #idk man im just rambling #shadow the hedgehog #silver the hedgehog #sonic thoughts

[xamaxenta]

The vision of chasing meteors

They say your soulmate reincarnates when you see stars fall and its a heavily debated topic because its only visible to the person theyre tied to

So

When Marco ends up chasing a comet, he ends up at the coordinates face to face with another man like who the hell are you

Sabo initially thinks Marcos the one who reincarnated here and he leaps into his arms gushing about Ace, you look different this time but thats ok—

Which

Is strange because Marco’s soulmate is named Ace too and he is certainly not Ace

Comedy where Ace ends up with two soulmates and people reincarnate fully formed or smth bc we gotta protect women and afab ppl from the horrors of childborth

Ace landed over the hill btw and has to trek back over it to find them lmao

#i am totally aware #none of this makes sense #MAS #i just thought about Marco following the tail blaze of a beautiful comet in like a beat up pick up

[markupklepsky]

So, @thepitchblackprocession, is that an active blog, or real at all ? Seemingly it isn't active, with the dates of the posts, but I guess it doesn't hurt to check anyway

#Talking #None of this makes sense

[legionnaireslover]

Let me get this straight...

The Haters are now saying they think Adam Ackland, David Birken, (and maybe others) conspired to have BC abducted in South Africa (part of his torture and "programming").

This incident (which Aeltri has hinted in the past that she doubted it ever took place) happened in 2004 when filming To the Ends of the Earth in South Africa. But BC didn't even know Adam Ackland until he met him on the set of The Last Enemy in 2007! And Denise Black and Theo Lande also were terrorized that day (Denise Black fully corroborated the story) so were they supposed to be "in" on the "plot"?? All three of them decided to go scuba diving.

And I guess Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss were ALSO in on this because they "re-traumatized" BC years later just to keep him in line - so the Haters say!

But wait! Wasn't it Gatiss who supposedly kicked Sophie off the set of Sherlock?? I remember the Haters making a HUGE deal about that! Why would he do that if he was in on the plot???

Another "180" that the Haters have NEVER explained is Wanda. She was supposed to HATE Sophie way back when the Haters thought she was on their side! The Haters went on and on about her disdain for Sophie for YEARS, but now Wanda is the culprit who pimped BC out as a child to the Freemasons! That's quite a reversal!

And Adam Ackland was supposed to have held an "intervention" in China to save BC from evil Sophie making him into a drug addict, but now... he's one of THE worst enemies of BC!

The Haters are just ALL OVER THE MAP with this narrative!

And now Sophie et al are paying minions to harass BC in Tokyo?!? To show him how terrible it would be if fans thought he was "single"?? But, but, but... NO FANS THINK BC IS "SINGLE" - except the Haters! FFS, he was wearing his wedding ring all through the convention! And he just appeared with his wife at LL!

Unbelievably stupid Hater narrative!

They reeeeeeally reek of desperation!

#haters #benedict cumberbatch #haters just can’t stand to see bc happy! #haters are liars! #morons the lot of them #extreme denial syndrom #none of this makes sense

[loafbud-wc]

I COULDN'T SLEEP LAST NIGHT AND I WAS BORED RAAHHHH (that's my excuse)

#warrior cats #tier list #tiermaker #smash bros #loafbud #NONE OF THIS MAKES SENSE #i made this for fun #i also meant to add shadowsight up with DLC #the medicine cats are in here too!

[foaming-sea]

I feel like there are two parts of me rn

One is spiralling sooo badly, on the ground sobbing, throwing hands in the air screaming at the sky, cursing the universe

The other one is watching from a distance. She can feel the distress, feel the despair. But she can't hear the sobs, or see the tears or understand what is being screamed

I know it doesn't make sense but thats how I feel. So out of touch but so fucked up at the same time.

#none of this makes sense #nor does the way I feel #I don't know what's wrong #but something surely is #my writing #chaotic academia #stress #anxiety #frustration #original writing #deep's shitpost

[maxsix]

How do you pick Thee Bias though. Is it the one who is most relatable to you? The one you are most attracted to? The one who sounds the best to your ears and looks the prettiest to your eyes? Is it magic or is it statistics? Like the one who you spend the most time editing and posting about. Or the one who you put the most effort into and go to the greatest lengths for. Or the one who you willingly work on 720p quality material for. Or is it maths. The one with the biggest gifset. Or the one with the most number of posts. Or. Is it Wooyoung with the 1000 frame gifset versus Hyunjin's 70 MB post versus a 12 layer San photoedit.

Or is it the one I would save from a burning building first. Because ok, without hesitation, that's Song Mingi.

#questions.....questions that need answers #alexa play answer.mp3 #ateez #wooyoung #hyunjin #san #or is it mingi #who captured my attention for talent first and appearance second #and who i would go to war for #but for real #i once saved a 70 MB Hyunjin gifset #the one i made of wy was 1000 frames #i got photoshop in the first place for Ikon Bobby and Taehyung tho #back when my kpop bias was actually jungkook #none of this makes sense #Bias for me is One Person #you can like many ppl sure #but Bias is like the One Ring To Rule Them All

[i-am-a-reunion-soldier]

We all will return to the sea.

Join us.

are you also from iberia

how am I even getting iberian asks from chernobog intranet

you know what I'm too tired to think hard about that one actually

#none of this makes sense #oh well #such is life on terra #arknights irl

[ghostdoodlen]

Having ORV brainrot right now

I know tsl123 is supposed to be a Korean pun using the English keyboard and it translates to 신 (God) but in my heart it's

The Last Story

And

123

is HSY, KDJ, and YJH

#thank you for coming to my ted talk #but its canon in my head now #orv #koreans have such great puns #it's amazing #none of this makes sense #but that's okay

[islenthatur]

doop doop doop, my brain is a dumpster fire of CHAOS!

Jaskier has had many names, Julian, Julek, Julius, Dandelion, Buttercup, Weaver. So many that he has forgotten what name he originally bore. Names were everchanging, they suited the time and the mood.

But, he has to admit that Jaskier has become his favourite by far, if only because of the way it sounded when Geralt said it.

A small smile formed at his lips as he blinked and cast a gleeful look to the Red String that wrapped around his own hand to Geralt’s. A tie that he had not seen for himself since he was created by Destiny.

Oh, he had seen the Red String of Fates among others, seen them woven together to create a tapestry of stories, seen them unravel and mend… in some cases, he has seen them be knotted and broken. The hands of death were kind, but oh, the pain in the beauty of They’re embrace which caused the broken threads… but, back to his original thought.

He had seen the Red String of Fate among others but never himself. He was supposed to monitor, clip and help weave those that needed it. Guiding one who has lost their path, guide them back or towards those who would create the bonds of Fate. Destiny had her plans, Jaskier was just a tool to aid her and he enjoyed it muchly.

Till he met Geralt, watched as the Strings around them thinned and thickened, strangling him that it made Jaskier ill… he did all he could to help aid him, all he could to make the Path easier and sooth the frayed edges of his own String… but, Jask never expected to fall in love, never wished to see the end of a String in a one he held dear…

Never has Jaskier gone against Destiny and Fate’s hands, never has he battled Death so hard… but he would… for Geralt he would unravel his own tapestry with those he was made from to keep this stubborn man alive.

Perhaps he can find his own joy, perhaps he can have what is not meant to be his to begin with… Love.

#none of this makes sense #jaskier dandelion #jaskier/geralt #geraskier #non human jaskier #geralt of rivia #the witcher fanfiction #the witcher #ficlet

[kbspangler]

Okay, all of us Twitter expats are doing our bests to figure out these newfangled not-Twitters but this is hostile action.

Replies have been turned off? Is this a thing?! HOW IS THIS A THING?! How am I supposed to post my vengeance?! My sassy snarky vengeance?

#twitterpocalypse #twitter #how do i tag shit #are tags just personal footnotes? #none of this makes sense #he is chaos embodied #do not encourage this shit

[moontide-nymph]

This confusing PowerPoint stream on the qsmp is what I've been missing

#none of this makes sense #this group is so funny #qsmp #what are they even saying