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emxmarauders · 5 months
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The marauders and co iceskating
Sirius: good at skating, but would get cocky and try to do a trick and lands on his butt
James: an average skater and helps pick up anyone that falls even if he doesn’t know them
Remus: refuses to get on the ice for 30 minutes because he is ‘bad’ at it but after being forced on is ok, only falling a couple of times
Peter: clings to the edge the whole time and falls a lot
Regulus: this man is a figure skater
Evan: hires a polar bear for fun even though he can skate decently
Barty: has no balance so falls a lot, sits on Evan’s polar bear and gets pushed around
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sof-ingtired · 2 years
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S: where are you hiding?
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S: ah! i have you!
S: you can’t run away this time! you’re under arrest!
R: really?
M: oh nooooo!!
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M: i love this part
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M: we did nothing wrong’ why are you arresting us??
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S: glad you asked!
M: don’t tell me he memorised everything-
S: you’re accused of stealing food, beverages-
R: some of us have to eat to survive, sir
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S: -liquor and expensive tobacco from sir horace slughorn
R: “tobacco” he said
M: pfft-
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R: with all due respect, sir, these crimes seem motivated by poverty, so maybe the issue is in the sys-
S: I’m not done.
…the list of crimes goes on, and you’ll find why they are wanted in the next part !!
why did remus and marlene, two wanted criminals, walk up to a knight anyway??
(the tobacco was from those good suppliers from the hufflepuff kingdom iykwim)
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cressthebest · 2 months
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Art Heist, Baby! thoughts pt. 6
chapter 16:
1. awwww jegulus lay in bed and read and hold hands. they’re in love your honor
2. james is making plans for them after the heist nooooooo it’s gonna end in tears
3. like i said way back in my third ahb thoughts post, james has a praise kink. someone please agree with me. tell me i’m not crazy.
4. pleaseeeeeeeee wolfstar needs to stop being starcrossed lovers. they need to be together and happy
5. this chapter was so domestic i’m gonna cry
6. halfway done with the fic!!!
chapter 17:
1. ….im scared. what’s regulus gonna do?
2. HES VISITING SIRIUS AGAIN?????
3. BLACK BROTHERS REUNITE PLEASE
4. i fucking hate orion. broke reggie’s fingers just to save his brothers fucking life. man, fuck him.
5. SHIT WAIT FUCK SHIT REGULUS HAS BLACKMAIL ON SIRIUS ABOUT REMUS. HE’LL PROBABLY KILL REMUS IS SIRIUS DOESNT AGREE HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT WAIT WOLFSTAR NOOOOO
6. NO FUCK WAIT REMUS LUPINS LIFE IS ON THE LINE FOR SURE NO WAIT NO WAIT NO WAIT NOOOOOO IM SO STRESSED JESUS CHRIST
7. holy shit wait. the plan was always to kill remus lupin if sirius didn’t comply. which is why regulus was so upset that james was close with remus. holy shit. i have too many thoughts about this and i can’t formulate them on this post properly. just know that i am ACTUALLY crying right now, very scared and very upset, actually sobbing.
8. BUT WAIT AS UPSETTING AS THIS IS!!! WOLFSTAR IS REUNITED ONCE MORE!!! AND!!! JAMES AND SIRIUS GET TO BE FRIENDS!! THE MARAUDERS ARE BACK TOGETHER BABEY
chapter 18:
1. the house is full of childhood memories for reg and siri and hold up. hold up. this is heartbreaking
2. i’m so worried for remus holy shit. this is gonna create tears and trust issues in the house
3. barty wouldn’t even hesitate to shoot sirius for reggie. he’s so dedicated. i love him
4. damn, it’s heartbreaking to see reg’s pov about how remus gets both the people reggie wants. sirius and james. that shit hurts y’all
5. this entire chapter is heartbreaking, i’m just gonna leave it at that so i don’t sob while writing this
6. everyone meeting sirius <3333333
7. regulus fixed a cup of tea for james and jt went cold, because for once james didn’t join him. this is my breaking point.
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Janus: You're hot. Remus: I know I am. Janus: Nooooo, you're supposed to be insecure so I can manipulate you into wanting my validation!
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lilyevansmywife · 7 months
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James: okay guys, I want to take a photo of us together
James: just stand still and smile
James: *turns on the camera*
James: three... two...
Sirius: *kisses Remus in the most indecent way*
James: nooooo
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remusslove · 2 years
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Our slut ~james potter
Includes: genderfluid!reader, girl!futa, sub!James, dom!reader,threesum, dom!remus, degrading!kink, choking!kink (if you squint), slapping!kink, and aftercare
A/n: This was a request but I sadly can’t find the person who did request it :( but I really did enjoy making this</3
“Hey doll face” you said smirking as James walked towards you with an innocent smile. “Hi mommy hi remy” James said sitting on your lap with dazed eyes.
“You having fun hm?” You asked chuckling making James giggle and nod.
“Feeling funny” James giggled before laying down resting his head on your lap.
“Looks like you need to get some sleep” you said before adjusting his head allowing you to stand up from the couch.
“Nooooo wanna have fun with you and remyyy” James whined. “I know sweetheart but your way too drunk for your own good now come on” you said picking him up from the couch.
“Remy can you come too?” James asked him softly. Remus sighed nodding and taking a last sip of his whiskey. He stood up following you both up the large stair case.
A minute later you all were in yours and James’s room as James sighed contently feeling the soft blankets layed out on your guys’s bed.
“Cuddle with me you guysss” he whined before letting out a loud giggle.
“You heard him remus. Let’s cuddle” you said emphasizing the cuddle part. Remus smirked and you did too before you both laid on the bed.
You both slowly began to kiss his neck leaving many hickies causing James to gasp softly and whimper.
You chuckled unbottoning James’s autumn colored sweater. “Y-you guys I-I” James stuttered before letting out a small moan as you nipped his sweet spot beneath his jawline.
“What was that bunny?” “Use your words.”
“P-please.” James begged. “Please what babe?” You teased. “Touch me.”
Those were the only words you and Remus needed.
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“F-fuck!” James moaned at your fast pace.”you wanted this bunny.” You said grabbing his hips and pulling out.
You put it in a different angle reaching deeper causing him to see stars. You hit his prostate with each thrust making him feel euphoria as he felt his brain getting foggy.
Remus groaned at the vibrations of James’s moans on his dick. Remus gripped his hair and rapidly thrusted into James’s mouth.
James gagged at Remus’s actions taking deep breaths through this nose.
“Fucking slut” you said landing a harsh smack on his ass. Remus moaned feeling James’s every sound bounce onto his cock.
“Such a fucking whore with all that dick I’m your mouth.” Remus degraded. “Just a stupid whore remy” James tried to say between Remus’s dick while looking up to the much taller boy.
James looked beautiful. His fuck me eyes filled up with tears as new tears streamed down his face, his ass jiggling because of how hard you were fucking him, and his tongue licking Remus’s length up and down like a fucking porn star waiting for Remus’s cum to shoot down his throat.
Remus smirked taking his dick out of James’s mouth letting James take a deep breath.“Come on love focus” you said grabbing a handful of his curls slapping him in the face as Remus pumped his cock feeling his high slowly coming.
James whined as your free hand sneaked to his throat choking him harshly. You groaned
“C-can’t! S-slow d-down!” James begged you though the look on his face encouraged you to continue.
“Tell me what to do again and your not cuming for a fucking month. I’m I your bitch or are you mine hm?” When he didn’t answer you landed another harsh smack to his face. “Fuxking answer me James” you said panting feeling your high coming as well.
“I-I’m your s-stupid bitch!” James yelled trying to bounce back on your dick.
“Fucking right you are. Go back to sucking Remus’s dick. I don’t remember telling you to stop you dumb slut” you said before landing a smack against his ass much harder than before.
James moaned trying to focus on sucking Remus off as you fucked his brains out. “Fucking shit I’m gonna cum” Remus moaned out as James warm lips wrapped around his cock once again.
James stopped sucking releasing Remus’s dick with a pop. James bobbed his head up and down Remus’s dick halfway jerking off the part that couldn’t fit in his mouth. That sent Remus to the edge making him let out a loud groan.
James swallowed most of Remus’s cum before releasing his cock once again allowing ropes of cum to shoot on his face.
You groaned throwing your head back at the scene. “C-can I c-come please!” James begged you. “Fine.” You said simply.
Three more thrusts sent you and James over the edge. You groaned thrusting one more time making all of your cum shoot inside his ass. “Y/n!” He screamed your name feeling his orgasm wash over him.
You grunted riding out your high as James collapsed on Remus making him chuckle. You let out a chuckle as well peppering kisses on the smallest boys face.
You slid on your boxers before going into the bathroom to get a washcloth. “You did so good for us love” Remus praised James.
You hummed in agreement walking toward them with a soft white washcloth.
“Sit up baby” you told James. He whined in dislike but sat up nonetheless. “wanna sleep” he said as you wiped the dried cum of his cheek.
“Go to sleep then princess” you said putting the cloth aside as you climbed into bed with him and Remus.
“Such a pretty boy” you praised causing him to giggle.
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Well, isn't that adorable! Morality, Duke, Captain, Deceit, Princey, Anxiety, Logic has been turned, temporarily, into a kiddo!
Admin: All immediate reactions are as follows:
Patton: OH MY GOSH SO MANY MEMORIES, JANUS HOLD ME
Remus: OH HELL NO I HATE KIDS, JANUS GET ME OUT OF HERE
Captain: WHAT ON EARTH, JANUS HELP
Janus: WHY ME?!
Roman: Aww! I remember when he looked like this! Ah, such wonderful memories Logan, Patton and I shared when we were kids…
Virgil: oh no he was such a know it all as a kid, oh nooooo
Thomas: … so I’m having like a brain fart… but it’s like brain diarrhea.
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notanonymous · 3 months
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I really really wanna see an interaction where one of the other sides (most likely Virgil) swaps the twins’ sashes, so that when they get dressed in the morning— chaos ensues.
“HEY!! That’s my sash!”
“NoOooO it was in MY ROOM, wait— that’s mine! You THEIF!”
“I am a HERO I am no THEIF >:0”
*Remus goes for the knees*
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lunasky2491 · 3 months
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Wolfstar one shot ♤✯
TW swearing
Ok so I’ve just had this random thought and I just know it would have happened once.
So Sirius is sitting down in transfiguration and Minnie is coming round picking up the homework she set last lesson. Then she just stops in front of James and Sirius and gives him a pointed look as James chuckles lightly handing over his essay while Sirius smirks lightly looking down at his very interesting desk.
Minnie: so mr black I don’t see an essay here or perhaps if i’m sorely mistaken you have ‘accidentally turned your parchment invisible’.
Remus just shaking his head in the background:
Sirius: well Minnie you see…
Peter covering up his snort with a cough:
Sirius pulling out a clump of chewed paper full of ink stains: there was an incident.
Minnie pursing her lips: and a simple reparo didn’t suffice, did it not mr black.
Sirius blatantly ignoring her remark: and you see, a dog was involved.
James bitting on his fist so hard in order to not burst into hysterics:
Minnie: ah a dog I see, what a dark creature indeed, so much so that any charm could never repair such an ingenious written paper..
Sirius quietly responding: exactly! exactly!
Minnie: and where mr black did you inquire such a creature?
Sirius being his dramatic self: well Minnie, it all started after breakfast..
Minnie: get to the point mr black, also no acting is necessary.
Sirius just carrying on anyway: me and prongsie boy were taking a stroll down by the lake to meet with moons and wormtail
Minnie: this is Serious mr black, please I implore you to be professional.
Whole class: Nooooo! You’ll set him off again!
Sirius at the same time: Sirius? But I’m Sirius! Where is this Sirius? I need to have a word with this Sirius seriously! This is identity fraud Sirius and I seriously need to have a word with you..
Lily: Sirius when on earth did you learn about identity fraud?
Sirius: just now lil’s, when someone has just seriously pissed me off by pretending to be Sirius.
Remus: please can someone stop all this fucking madness, I’ll hear about it all fucking night if you don’t.
Minnie: Mr black
Sirius: Well they say we’re all mad moons but I’d say crazy for me instead, always have to stand out, don’t I.
Remus: for the fucking life of me, Sirius please, I want to keep my fucking sanity thanks.
Sirius: wait would I or would I not be more crazy if I was locked in a room of rats?
Remus and Peter letting out a sigh while James looks like he’s living life to the fullest:
Sirius: rats! Ha! Hear that wormy? Rats! Hey great future experiment!
Peter: please, if I had to be stuck in a room to do that I would be insane quicker than any other black could.
Remus ‘deadpans’: imagine having to deal with that shit 24/7 at least you don’t have to share a fucking bed with him.
James: Ha, suck it up moony it wasn’t me who decided to be his boyfriend.
Remus: if only I knew..
Sirius pouting: BUT MOONS!
Remus being unable to hide his small smile: ah alright pads I forgive you
Sirius smiling broadly: now what am I supposed to do about this Sirius?
Minnie: Sirius!
Sirius: which one?
Minnie: Mr Black!
Sirius: wait a second Minnie, did you just call me by my name?
James: oh pads! I’m so proud you’ve done it my beautiful boy you’ve done it!
Remus: Merlin’s mother fucking beard, we’re in for it tonight peat we’ll never hear the end of it!
Peter: nearly seven years, seven, honestly moony I never thought I’d see the day.
Remus: and shit she held on so long as well.
Peter: so close, but we knew they’d get to her in the end.
Remus: and alas they fucking did.
Minnie: JAMES! I do not need your input!
Sirius: prongs we’ve done it! We’ve broken her! I’ve never been so proud!
James: we should get a reward for this. The first to soften Minnie’s heart.
Sirius: a service to the school prongs no doubt!
James: precisely pads precisely!
Remus: Pete we’re fucked truly and utterly fucked!
Peter: careful mate you’re losing your perfect prefect status. I’m surprised Minnie hasn’t picked up on it yet.
Remus: oh fucking hell, how they even believe all this fucking shit prefect fucking perfect mother fucking shit in the fucking first place! What a load of fucking Bullshit!
Peter: ummm let it out let it all out moony!
Remus:oh do this shit Remus, do that Remus, go do the stupid motherfucking prefect fucker control shit! Oh don’t forget to put on that bullshit fucking smile and act all fucking perfect Remus. The younger fucking years need fucking roll models Remus those little shits need someone to look the fuck up to some fucking body. And all for fucking what because I have a fucking book in my mother fucking hand what a load of mother fucking bullshit fucking fucker shit crap.
Peter: let it all out moons let it all out.
Remus: you know all these fucking school fucker books are a load of mother fucking fucker crap. Half of them don’t even have decent shit. You know how fucking many I have had to change the cover for so it looks like I’m doing the mother fucking bullshit work. No i’m reading some actual decent shit which actually have stuff I fucking need to know! But oh no Remus you’re not allowed to fucking know that shit you have to monitor the mother fucking hallways in-fucking-stead!
Peter: I get you I get you it’s all right Rem.
Remus: this is all just fucking crap Pete like how the fuck do they want me to do all this shit. How I’m considered the responsible one of you lot I have no fucking idea, I’m responsible for most of the fucking shit we do unless prongs or pads pulls something
Last minute and land their arse in detention.
Peter: I know Rem it’s a mystery.
Remus: fuck yes it is, fucking shit though honestly.
Peter: I know I know
Remus: you think Minnie has had enough of them yet?
Peter: honestly I’m wondering how the fuck they are still alive at this point, just look at that stare.
Remus: yeah, if looks could kill they would be dead a hundred times over.
Meanwhile:
Minnie: boys you will stop this at once!
Sirius and James pouting:
James: but Minnie we are so proud of you look how far you’ve come.
Sirius wiping away fake tears: so proud!
Minnie: boys I’ve had enough we’ve wasted over half the lesson.
Sirius: but look at what we’ve achieved look how far you’ve grown.
Minnie: I’ve had enough Mr Black there is supposed to be a reason for me talking to you at this precise moment in time.
Sirius clutching his pretend pearls: I’m offended Minnie just when I thought we had come so far!
James: oh cheer up pads our dear Minnie just needs time to work through her previous denial, baby steps.
Sirius quirking an eyebrow at Minnie: prongs your right we just need more time.
James huffing out a laugh: just a bit longer pads we will make her love us yet!
Minnie ‘her pressed lips moving up a bit in the corners’: now boys you had something else to tell me.
Sirius: of prongs look she does live us after all.
James: oh I’m blessed Minnie truly blessed!
Minnie: well Sirius what were you goito say?
Sirius puffing his chest up in joy:so as I was saying me and prongs
James: hello
Sirius: we’re walking by the lake and suddenly a massive black dog jumps out of nowhere and grabes my book!
James pretends to swoon: truly terrifying!
Minnie: sure
Sirius faking sincerity: unfortunately it happened to be my transfiguration book with my work inside.
Minnie: let me guess the dog ate your homework.
Sirius: exactly, see if you look closely you can see bite marks but of course it ate most of my work.
Remus ‘snorts’: obviously, snuffles will eat anything he can get his fucking paws on, a favourite of his seems to be my mother fucking socks!
Peter huffed out a laugh: oh yes the end of the word isn’t it Rem.
Remus: YES! YES IT IS! He ruins everything! My poor socks all nearly ironed and folded and he has the fucking audacity to spoil it!
Peter: a travesty!
Remus: oi ast cau y fuck i fyny!
Peter: what?
Remus: fy sanau ffycin gwael, dwi'n mynnu cyfiawnder!
Peter: ok.. then whatever it is I support you.
Minnie: I am still very much intrigued on how a dog has gotten into the castles grounds as we only allow certain pets, does this one happen to know you.
Sirius: no never seen him before, but I can’t say the same for others maybe there have been strange sightings around here.
Peter whispering to Remus again: well technically he isn’t wrong unless you count a mirror.
Minnie: well actually your suspicions are correct, the headmaster has had many reported sightings of a dog chasing a stag.
The four marauder all looked between each other with a knowing look while moony smirked at the fond memory and Sirius and James stared guiltily at each other:
Remus re-entering the conversation: wow what a peculiar sight professor, I’ve never experienced such a sight before have you.
Minnie: ah Mr lupin, no I haven’t but it is most strange I must admit.
All four marauders hummed faking innocence:
Minnie: well Mr black I have decided to give you an extension till the day after tomorrow, for your mishap. Remus please make sure he completes it and make sure they don’t get into to much trouble.
Remus: of course profesor.
Minnie ‘a small tug at her lips but more than she gave Sirius’: very good Mr lupin if you wish you can come by my office later for tea.
Remus ‘letting out a kind smile’: obviously Minnie, I wouldn’t want to let you down.
With that Minnie turned her back but not before another quirk of her lips towards Remus:
Sirius ‘whining’: oh moons you could get away with bloody murder and she would would just invite you around again for tea and biscuits.
Remus ‘smugly’: not just biscuits pads but chocolate as well quite a few as well.
Sirius: oh you sly little bitch
James finally burst into his fit of hysterics:
Remus: what can I say, it’s just the way I am.
Ok so this originally wasn’t meant to be a one shot and only like 5 lines most but it practically wrote itself in the end so I just went with it. Hoped you enjoyed ☾✮
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Muffled Courage (1/1) (jegulus)
James hated when Regulus wore headphones, because of course he wore small ones that hid underneath his curls and he always snaked the cords down his jumper. It wasn’t that he cared much that Regulus was listening to music, it's just that sometimes Regulus would be reading and James would begin talking, and then Regulus would pretend not to be listening but his eyes would no longer be moving across the page and he wouldn’t turn any until after the conversation ended even though he would never look up. So sometimes James would just come near him and begin talking, figuring Regulus was paying attention.
The problem was the damn headphones. Fucking Moony, giving Regulus muggle machines to help him not be overstimulated but nooooo-oh Remus Lupin couldn’t be thinking about James for once.
Okay that's not really fair, and really not how James felt but…
Well the thing is he finally gathered enough courage to ask Regulus on a date and now he had said all of his well-rehearsed speech and when he stopped in front of Regulus, getting down to his eye level, Regulus looked surprised to see James standing there at all.
“Sorry, did you say something,” Regulus said as he popped the little earpiece out.
James audibly groaned and of course Regulus heard that.
Regulus chuckled a bit, and tilted his head to the side. James could keel over from how adorable that motion was. “Alright there Potter,” he said, dog-earing the page in his book and closing it softly.
“Yeah, alright Black.” He sighed and hung his head. All the courage went out of him. “Uhh I was just wondering if I would see you at dinner tonight.”
“You mean in the great hall, where the entire school eats dinner, every night? Yeah, I’m sure you'll see me there.” Regulus said, shaking his head. “Was that all?” he asked, raising his brow to show his puzzlement.
“Uhh- I well… um yeah thats all.” James furrowed his brow and Regulus wished he could reach out and massage it away for him. Lord James was beautiful when he was flustered. Regulus smiled fondly at him, unable to hide his feelings for James but would never dare say anything since James was acting rather strange.
“Okay, well I’ll see you then I guess.” Regulus said and he waved his book as a goodbye, replacing the earpiece to sink quickly back into his own world.
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aithusarosekiller · 10 months
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Pete and Sirius: aggressively flirting with Remus
Regulus: I think they like you
Remus: WHAT? NOOOOO THAT IS NOT POSSIBLE
Regulus: ...okay
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asksanderssides · 5 months
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Hello, i feel like causing chaos.
*takes remus out of the shirt and puts virgil in there*
Behave or i destroy Romans Disney collection and virgils headphones
*puts logan and janus in a shirt*
No fighting or janus your hat will burn logan so will your books
*buts remus with patton in a shirt*
Behave REMUS! i know patton will. If you dont remus youll get soap and ill tickle patton!!
I wanna see what happens (maybe a kiss??? Maybe cuddles???? Maybe i die????)
-🪱
Roman: NOOOOO! Not my Disney collection!!
Virgil: Yeesh. If you keep shouting like that, I'll need my headphones just to drown you out.
Roman: Shut up, you love me, emo.
Virgil: You shut up.
Logan: I find fighting to be an unproductive use of time anyway. Janus, do you want to get some wine instead?
Janus: If we can move in this shirt, sure.
Remus: Hey, look at this cool worm I found!
Patton: Aaaah- I mean, uh, that's..... nice Remus. Can I get out now?
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thegaymaruader · 1 year
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Maruaders as stuff me and my friends said:
James: guys, guys come close I wanna tell you a secret
"The other three forming a little circle"
James: ok so..... I like Regulus
Remus:
Siruis:
Peter:
James: yes I've liked him for months now
"Inaudible sarcastic surprised noises from Siruis and Peter"
Remus: you know, you two have been dating for like 8 months now
James: 7 actually
James: but dont tell him its like a BIG secret
Peter: Siruis let's go tell him
Siruis: yeah let's go!
James: nooooo
Remus: I.. want to go buy something. Bye.
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cressthebest · 2 months
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Art Heist, Baby! thoughts pt. 7
chapter 19:
1. already crying. james is guard dogging remus after the previous chapters incident. he’s keeping watch by remus’ bed. my babies
2. wolfstar, please work out please please please
3. SIRIUS SAID THAT HE LOVES REMUS DURING THEIR FIGHT GOD DAMN
4. “Remus had already forgiven him for anything he could possibly do the second they first kissed in that museum” THIS GOT ME SO BAD
5. NOOOOO SIRIUS IS WORRIED THAT THE LAST TIME HE KISSED REMUS WOULD BE THE LAST TIME EVER NOO
6. sobbing fr over how regulus is genuinely surprised that james came back
7. sobbing HARDER NOW. james is telling reg to get his gun and shoot him cause that’s the price of love. sobbvijgn wait sobbing cryih fhsjhdksjkakjajsk
8. 😳 this james is also a kinky mf. i wasn’t gonna say anything about him definitely being turned on with a gun to his head, but this chapter confirmed my inside thoughts.
9. regulus using remus as collateral is the ahb universe jegulus version of the 5th year wolfstar prank in canon.
10. JAMES AND SIRIUS! JAMES AND SIRIUS! JAMES AND SIRIUS! THEYRE HANGING OUT! FUCK YEAH
chapter 20:
1. JAMES AND SIRIUS GETTING ON LIKE FIRE FUCK YEAH
2. james still comes back to regulus’ door and it HURTS
3. sirius getting jealous of barty, evan, and reg’s brotherhood is both satisfying and oh so angering
4. dorcas dresses the best, confirmed
5. the black brothers and back and bonding babey!!!
chapter 21:
1. shit, reg and siri are fighting about remus and it’s getting dirty. verbal punches are being THROWN
2. WAIT HOLY SHIT THE BLACK BROTHERS ARE H U G G I N G. GODDAMN
3. this will be reg’s last heist. thank fucking god. if they all get out of this alive, then they can all be happy ever after. (feed into my delusions pls)
4. i too am part of the “having complicated emotions about regulus black club”
5. 😧 shocked speechless. remus joked about marrying sirius
6. james crying at weddings is so canon
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rewritingcanon · 11 months
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twerkability of marauder characters:
lily: 3/10 she tries her best….
sirius: 9/10 bro practiced 💀
james: 7/10 hes a natural but he actually gets quite shy with it lolll
peter: 6/10 hes ok
remus: 0/10 he wont even try smh
marlene: 5/10 she doesnt pack much but she works with what she has
mary: 10/10 twerk god
regulus: 2/10 skinny ass
severus: 0/10 would rather die then ever attempt that
dorcas: 8/10 they’re good at everything for some reason
xenophilius: 7/10 surprisingly twerkable
pandora: 9/10 absolutely shocks everyone
benjy: 10/10 has been shaking it since forever
caradoc: 2/10 but he can hip dance for some reason
lucius: 4/10 on a normal day but 7/10 when he actually tries
narcissa: 5/10 very average
alice: 9/10 minus point because shes too polite about it
frank: 10/10 bro doesnt hold back whatsoever
emmeline: 1/10 will throw it back once but then become immediately aware about how embarrassing it is to twerk and will suddenly stand up straight mid-shake
evan: 4/10 he thinks he’s good but nooooo
barty: 7/10 what he lacks in skill he makes up for in energy
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