#nope apparently not

[femslashspuffy]

Lunch breaks are not federally required????

#rehks rants #what #that's fucked #I completely forgot laws are different in texas than in Colorado #I was like yeah the law is if I work more than 4 hours then I get a 30 for lunch right? #nope apparently not #I can work 6 hours tonight without being able to go run and get food #but everything fucking closes before I get out of work

[wren-kitchens]

how i realised i was demiromantic was such a funny thing because i thought i was demisexual beforehand and i was talking to (now my ex) and it was just like

ex: oh those people are so pretty i would date them

me: but youre demisexual

ex: yeah but not demiromantic

me: ... i dont think sexual attraction is what i thought it was

#two years later and yep i was wrong i am just ace lmfao #i thought it was the same as romantic attraction?? #or aesthetic??? #nope apparently not #still relatively confused ab that one but whatever #aroace spec #aromantic #asexual

[nonbinarycryptic]

Me: *just vibin, playing STDV*

*Dead Poets Society video pops up on my youtube*

Me: Fuck

#stfu malic #stardew valley #stdv #dead poets society #dps #can't i just vibe and not re-engage in a fandom? #nope apparently not

[emkini]

I think about Zuko and Ursa a normal amount

#atla #avatar #avatar the last airbender #zuko #ursa #atla fanart #em draws #illustration #I had heart of stone from SIX playing on loop while drawing both of these #because I enjoy hurting myself #I am on a fucking roll right now apparently #cannot go five seconds without drawing something #the stuff I've been posting is so incredibly self-indulgent but y'know what. I do not care #normally i'd have a modicum of shame but nope #if I want Zuko to look sad in his mom's robes then that's what he's going to do <3 #privileges of being an artist #yes it's 4:30 in the morning shut up #id in alt text #edit I fixed his wack ass face

[spooksier]

angel torres, king cringefail

#art zone #fanart #nope movie #angel torres #oj haywood #THIS IS FUNNY TO ME. #also posted this on insta and the mlp girls have informed me oj would be big mac #who is not a burger apparently #art zone plus

[ganondoodle]

me: finally im able to cope with how much i hate totk and can fuel that energy into other things :)

nintendy: the shiekah tech just dissappeared and no one knows why or cares enough to investigate it lol. lmao. its gone bc the calamity is gone or something even tho it literally isnt bc ganondorf is right there haha lol, stop asking, why do you care. just forget it existed and look at that sexy goatman and glue instead!! glue! isnt that wild?? also its totally a direct, 100% same universe and exact same characters, despite them act totally out of character, sequel to botw-

#ganondoodles talks #ganondoodles rants #zelda #totk #im just fucking!!!! at my limit!!!! #what the fuck do you mean #the calamity is the equivalent of ganondorfs farts trying to wake himself up and you say lololo is gone so the techs gone #then why do some parts still exist huh??????? #fuyking clowns #all the threads leading organically into another game WOOOP NOPE CUT THEM ALL WE DIDNT MEAN TO GIVE IT MEANING LOL #what is ancient energy and whys there a big concetration under these regions including hyrule castle? oh my god is it bc gan is there an- #NOPE forget we ever said that haha lol lmao even #can you really blame me for feeling like im being laughed at #like totk is mocking me bc i care about botw and thought theyd take up the interesting things they set up in it to expand upon??? #and no instead they backpedal like oh no we accidentally made it seem interesting quick get the iron out we need to FLATTEN this bitch #and they keep making it WORSE by insisting that its totally 1000% a direct sequel #just fucking say its some alternative bullshit again #i am begging them to let soemone else direct the next game #bc when the guy makes accidentally good lore he needs to immedaitely flatten all the good stuff when it comes to a sequel apparently

[mayashesfly]

Suddenly thinking about an AU where Vox erased his memories about Alastor and how that might affect the show's timeline.

Though to be honest I just want to think about how Alastor is going to react and feel about waiting for Vox to eventually find out about his return...

Only to find out in the Overlord meeting that Vox completely forgot about him as he smiled at him and offered his hand with a practiced professional air.

"Nice to meet you. I'm Vox from Voxtek, the Leader of the Vees. Are you new around here?"

In this AU, Episode 2 changes drastically. There was never a "Stayed Gone" segment nor was Sir Pentious sent to the Hazbin Hotel to spy on them. Which means that a lot would've changed in this timeline since the First Redeemed would be mostly out of the picture.

And Vox not giving Alastor the time of day means that if Alastor launched his radio show again, he has to slowly win back his viewership instead of having free advertising in the shape of a tv-headed obsessed fool.

Honestly, with how Vox's obsession on Alastor gives him a reliable source of attention and entertainment, he would be rather upset that the TV Overlord wouldn't give him the time of day. Not only that but he completely forgot about him! New? What do you mean new? He has been an Overlord far longer than he had! He is The Radio Demon. And he dares to ask him if HE is new?

What the hell happened to Vox? Why doesn't he remember him? Is this the reason why Vox never gave him the attention he knew he would give him once he realized he returned? What was he supposed to do now?

His feelings are hurt. His ego was bruised.

Vox was never like this.

And he'll be damned if Vox stays that way.

#may asher rambles #hazbin hotel #haazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel vox #radiostatic #staticradio #voxal #silentstatic #(apparently that's the coined term for the opposite of radiosilence in twitter) #(staticsilence also exists but it's an au name so noped) #I would call this #Forgotten Radio AU #if I plan to make more of this idea #Since Stayed Gone wouldn't have happened- Alastor and Vox would first meet in the Overlord meeting instead #Velvette has no reason to fill in for the meeting if Vox isn't embarrassed by Stayed Gone and didn't care about Alastor- so here he is #though I do feel extremely bad to steal from my girl like that )': #The Overlord Meeting would go pretty differently compared to Canon since Vox isn't nearly as respectless nor as perceptive as Velvette is #feel free to write/give ideas about this if you like

[ijustthinkhesneat]

I’m an Alfred/Martha/Thomas truther. Like Alfred is a baddie in his 80s you all know he must have been a slice back in the day. And it is canon Martha and Thomas were smoke shows.

Like let hot people get it. Let hot men kiss while their wife turns mobsters kneecaps into flour with a baseball bat.

#I feel like with all those portraits in the manor teenage Bruce must have had that weird moment when he was like #‘why were my parents hotter than me at 16?’ #y’all know what I mean you find a photo of like your grandparents when they were young and you have to know why your so crusty #but like nope apparently grandpa was an absolute chad #Bruce Wayne #Martha Wayne #Thomas Wayne #alfred pennyworth #I bet Martha was dog walking those men #her British Twink and Italian Bodybuilder #batman #batfam #like and imagine the kids reaction #they find a candid shot of young Alfred making out with Grandpa Tom? #they can’t handle the idea of Alfred getting so much play #rip to Martha and Thomas they are eating ass and smoking grass with the angels now #it’s for the best #the Gotham rogues would be found scalped if they were still kicking #gotham #jason todd #dick grayson #damian wayne #tim drake #dc batman

[conjuring-ghouls]

Terzo funny moments (3/?)

So me and @sxnnelysister are back with more parts for the Terzo series we've been working on! As always, you can check her blog for the next part (and give her a follow if you haven't already! 🖤)

#papa emeritus iii #terzo #papa 3 #papa iii #the band ghost #ghost band #ghost bc #nameless ghouls #my gifs #terzo funny moments series #girl in the audience you are not wrong #i love the way they immeadiately look at her in the third gif 😂 #ok so tumblr is apparently forcing this new editor down everyone's throats and that's why the quality in these is so shitty #i thought i could get away with it but nope #they just won't let me switch to the legacy one now lol #I was also gonna fix the subtitles and make them a bit bigger #but my laptop overheated and shut off so i lost all my progress on photoshop🥲 #but either way #i had so much fun making these!! #and as always it was a pleasure doing these with you ghestie! 🫶🏻🖤

[hi-crawler]

you can have me at my witch queen (mandatory helmet in cutscenes but showing my actual kinetic slot weapon) or my lightfall (you can see my face but i am holding a generic gun in every cutscene where i need a gun)

#destiny #destiny 2 #vyr speaks #i kept going “its odd we use that random rifle in the final lightfall cutscene” #until i noticed everyone holds the same generic weapon at the end of activities and thought i was tripping #but nope. apparently in order for us to see our guardian's face we had to send our weapon into the void #UPDATE: i did not know that about the weapon! i do not own a console on which i can play d1 so alas

[il-predestinato]

If lestappen teammates the only reason they lost is because max was too busy staring at charles' ass to focus on the game

Although my deeply unserious lestappagenda wants to agree with you 🤭… the realist in me knows they lost because outside of racing, Max and Charles are two of the most unathletic losers we’ve ever seen. I mean have you seen them try to play football, basketball, [insert any sport that is not F1]?! 😭🙈

#lestappen #driving took all of their talent #no truly #they can barely walk in a straight line #😭😭😭 #elle.ask #anon #sorry charles i know you are apparently reasonable at padel but your suckitude at basketball and football are astonishing #max - nope… got nothing for you my poor meow meow

[hinsaa-paramo-dharma]

Birthday se pehle kalesh hona is an important part of the event. ☠️

#I told my parents that I was just *thinking* about celebrating my bday with my friends #Ofc that never meant ki I won't celebrate with them but just to hangout w/ my best buddies #After school like visiting a Book Store or cafe together would have been nice #And since my friend's house is so close to a shopping mall that has a good cafe the plan would have been perfect #But nope 😭 #Apparently this is ameero ka chochlapna #Mumma vo paise udayenge main nhi 😭😭😭 #And hum log pass mein hi rehte hai broooo #Ahhh itni free ki scolding mil gyi faltu mein 🥺 #Bus no hi boldete

[fcb-mv33]

This plus the video Red Bull posted on their story about respect PLUS the Mexican GP doing a massive “be respectful” campaign but some people want us to believe Max fans are the worst ones🤔🙃

Not Max’s fault their driver got given a great car and has done ✨nothing✨

#didn’t see these reports or messages in Zandvoort #nope all we saw was good vibes for Checo #v v shameful #and apparently Max doesn’t even want the bodyguard?? #but the threats are too #much for the team to ignore #rambles #f1 #max verstappen #formula 1 #red bull racing

[r0-boat]

Ew ew ew

If you were under the age of 18 and you are liking whb content. Kindly and respectfully get the fuck out.

You have obey me and twisted wonderland.

Like this game is a porn game, you have no business being there! And anypne who write or draws artwork in the community I encourage you to check your followers just in case there's some people under the age that are following you. Don't say anything to these minors just block them. They should not be interacting with the fandom.

Thank you.

-an adult

#ro.chatting #what in hell is bad #had someone follow me who's under the age. apparently there's some children lurking here #Go away #This game is literally not for you #what in “hell” is bad? #like the person was 14 in their bio #nope nope nope

[angrybatart]

Maybe not quite what you had in mind, but I hope close enough! (I kind of also wanted to draw the Stagehand carrying the Guide like Sophie had to carry Howl upstairs during his temper tantrum.)

Also NO IDEA WHY the text is so blurry. My phone was uncooperative today. I'll type it under a read more button in case you guys can't read it.

*unintelligible sobs*

Yes. I know.

AAAAAAAAA-

YES, I saw.

I spent WEEKS on that script! *SOB*

I know. Storyteller told me.

*more unintelligible sobs*

I rather liked that part, actually.

*whimper?*

Yes.

*bawls*

Let's... get you to your swooning couch...

*squeaky sob*

Yeah, yeah. No prob.

Did you see that comment on the whale prop?

YES, I DID.

#fanart #sketch #Sky: Children of the Light #Sky: CotL #Sky Children of the Light #Season of Performance #Performance Guide #Frantic Stagehand #Good friends/partners who somehow understand your blubbering when no one else can #Performance Guide apparently doesn't take bad reviews well #Again sorry for the blurriness of the speech bubbles #Phone decided lol nope #The swooning couch was probably meant to be a stage prop #but they all use it to mope around on #or sleep if it's the Mellow Musician #tag response

[hellsite-detective]

A rumpled envelope drops thru your mail slot. You poke your head into the gray street and see a tortoiseshell cat scampering away into the mist. The note says: “Not searching for a post. detective you are holding this city together. Many thanks”

i thank you kindly, strange tortoiseshell cat! i try my best to make Tumblr City at least livable for it’s inhabitants. it’s quite hard to maneuver through its streets and findin’ anything can prove a challenge, but i try my best!

also i must say your handwriting is quite nice for a cat! have a great day!

#also i thought a tortoiseshell cat was a cat with a turtle shell #nope apparently it’s a real cat?? #i know nothing apparently #ask #hellsite detective #not a post case #the detective responds