#nope its because he's easy to piss off

[martian-astro]

Atmakaraka series - Part 1

Atmakaraka is the planet with the highest degree in the birth chart.

Short note : atmakaraka can give good or bad results depending on the strength of the atmakaraka planet.

Atmakaraka in 1st house:-

In this life the person needs to take care of themselves and focus on their own development.

Sun atmakaraka in 1st house- I like this one the most, I have only met 1 person with this placement, and she's so charming. I feel like people just see them as a leader. Sun is in one of the best positions here and people who have this placement definitely have a high self-confidence unless the sun is aspected by a malefic planet. It's also very easy for these people to focus on themselves. (now that I think about it, I really don't remember any celebrity having this placement, or maybe I've just forgotten, I'll have to check again, and then make a separate post about it because people who have it just have this "I know I'm the best" kind of vibe, you know???)

Moon atmakaraka in 1st house - I have noticed that people who have this are very sensitive, they try to hide their feelings but they are unable to do so. You know when you ask someone if they are okay and then they start crying and say "Nope, I'm okay, everything's fine" and you can SEE that they're not fine, that situation reminds me of this placement. People with this should definitely meditate, and Journaling can help too, and share your feelings with your friends or family. You guys need to learn how to control your emotions and deal with them in a healthy way. (also, not to generalise but be careful when dating a guy who has moon atmakaraka in 1st conjunct Mars because one of my friend was dating a guy with it and let's just say he was.... Aggressive)

Mercury Atmakaraka in 1st house - yooo, I'm so jealous of people with this, you know those people who start studying 1 day before an exam and still manage to score 90+, yup its them. I know a person with this placement who always has such "controversial" opinions but when you listen to why he thinks that, they make so much sense, he doesn't say things just to piss people off, he actually does his research and UNDERSTANDS an issue before talking about it. If afflicted, they can be scared to express their opinions because they know that it goes against the majority. I wouldn't say just express your opinions because I know how the world is but rather make friends who have the same opinion as you and talk to them. (it's okay if you hate Colleen Hoover, I'm with you)

Venus atmakaraka in 1st house - I know 3 people with this placement and their fashion sense is just WOW, not just fashion sense but design sense in general. So I know a girl with this placement, and she lives in a super tiny studio apartment but when you enter, it feels like the house is HUGE, because of the way she has designed it, placed the furniture and the colors that she has used. I also see a lot of people saying that people with this are extroverted and love the company of others but I don't think it's true for everyone. The studio apartment girl is super shy, she doesn't like going to parties or interacting with other people, she mostly keeps to herself. If afflicted, these people can have low self esteem and they can wear baggy clothes because they don't feel confident enough to wear the clothes that they really WANT to wear.

Mars atmakaraka in 1st house - so I know a person with this placement (that person is me), who loves playing sports, people who have it can be very athletic and be interested in activities like hiking and trekking, I also know another person who has this placement and she HATES working out, but she also has a very hard time controlling her anger, because there's no outlet, so when she's angry she just starts yelling and hitting people or just starts crying in the middle of nowhere, I used to be like this, but it got better once I started doing muay Thai and fencing, it's because all of my anger was being used in that. They can also feel their blood boiling when reading about social issues and it can make them really angry to read about things that they don't agree with, and listen to people who don't agree with them(like if someone tells me feminism is not needed anymore, I'm resorting to violence because WHAT THE FUCK??)

Jupiter atmakaraka in 1st house - these people are the definition of "mom friend", they are really good at giving advice and they are good at teaching as well, I have noticed. I have a friend who has this placement and she would teach me maths 1 week before the exam because our teachers were shit, and I would always score well because of how nicely she would teach me the concepts. She also convinced her mother to divorce her husband, and she was literally like "If you take this decision, I'll be with you, we'll figure something out don't worry. But if you don't leave him, then I'll leave and you can suffer alone", 💀, this may seem harsh but her mom needed to hear that. They can also unfortunately become the victims of parentification.

Saturn atmakaraka in 1st house - (everyone who has Saturn atmakaraka deserves a hug). They can be very pessimistic and can give up on things very easily, they can feel like no matter how hard they work they never get good results. I know a person with this, who would study SO hard, like stay in the library for HOURS only to get very low marks. I know that Mars is considered a malefic planet but in this case, if your Saturn is in conjunction with Mars then your situation becomes so much better, like no matter how many times you fail, YOU WILL NOT GIVE UP, and then, in the end, Saturn will give the best result because Saturn wants you to never give up, it wants you to fall and fall again but still complete the race and Mars, in this case, becomes the hand that helps you get up when you fall.

(all pictures are taken from Pinterest, this is not my art)

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[starlightshadowsworld]

I'm gonna end up bashing Kirigiri a lot in this one.

I do actually like her I swear but this bit... Nope. So... You've been warned.

You know what really pisses me off about Makoto's trial situation.

It's not even the execution.

Like I get it, you know?

Someone had to die.

And the two most suspicious individuals especially in the trial were Makoto and Kirigiri.

And Makoto was very much protecting Kirigiri and thus dodging the questions.

Which isn't exactly the best strategy, even without Kirigiri throwing him under the bus.

It was rigged by Monokuma.

We're honestly just lucky everyone voted the same person.

I don't like it.

I think it's scummy but so are the rest of the trials.

So I can deal with that.

I can even understand Kirigiri's rather blunt point that she gets Makoto was protecting her.

But that she couldn't bring herself to do the same.

I get it.

Its easy to say you would die for a person you care about but being in that situation is hard.

You can never truly know what you'll do.

And Kirigiri has a lot of self preservation.

So it makes sense to her character she wouldn't.

And she told it to him straight.

Which for Kirigiri, someone who is notorious for hiding things from people.

It's a big step for her to honestly admit her feelings like that.

I respect that.

Does it hurt?

Absolutely but it's the truth, and she owes it to Makoto to give him the truth.

To tell him that yes she did do what she did.

She can't change what happened but she almost lost him, the only person she has left.

And in doing so she realises how important he is to her.

That Kirigiri snuck down here with the hope he had survived, that she would never have forgiven herself if she had caused his death.

Kirigiri was left in a world without Makoto in it and it wasn't a world she wanted to live in.

And so, she's going to protect him too.

Because they are a team, she can't do this without him and so they are going to end this nightmare.

Together.

Except... None of this happens.

Instead of a possible heart touching moment between two survivors.

Even an apology.

Kirigiri says "and not to make excuses but" and tells Makoto that it was very important that she survived.

She's found out her talent, she's the Ultimate Detective.

And so her survival is important as she's the only one to defeat the mastermind.

... And that's when I flipped the table.

This.

This is the bit that just pisses me off.

Because it's not "I could have gotten you killed, my hands were tied in a death game and I made the difficult choice that will haunt me forever."

No.

It comes across as I have to live because my talent is more important than yours.

Thus your survival is not as important as mine.

Which is so incredibly fucked up.

It's basically the Danganronpa equivalent of eugenics.

Your talent is objectively lesser than my talent so you deserve to die so I can live.

I hate this.

I hate this sooo much.

I wasn't even playing I was watching a play through and I wanted to rage quit.

How fucking dare you.

You didn't even know what your talent was for the entire game.

But now you do, somehow now your the most valuable person here?

Like Makoto hadn't been destroying himself. Trying to keep everyone alive.

Basically carrying all the trials on his back.

And she spends the rest of the time talking about her talent and such.

And just wow how did you make Makoto almost dying about you?

That's impressive.

Also, you know who else does something like this.

Someone who finds out the main character has a lesser/no talent and than proceeds to treat them like shit for it?

Nagito.

You know, Nagito the guy everyone whether you love him or hate em can all agree is cuckoo in the coconuts?

That Nagito.

Nagito spends the whole game friendly to Hajime but also extremely hot and cold with him.

Only to learn that Hajime is a reserve course student, thus without talent.

And proceeds to turn a 180 and berate and insult him for it.

And minus that last part, very similiar to Kirigiri.

Even down to the fact both are hiding huge secrets from everyone.

The only real difference is Nagito doesn't see his talent as impressive, but in the face of no talent Hajime?

It's makes him better than him.

It means that Hajime is beneath him.

But when Nagito does it it's fucked and when Kirigiri does it it's cool I guess.

But you know what the icing on the cake is?

Kirigiri is someone who generally keeps a stoic face.

She's unflappable, she's always serious and cool headed.

Gives me the ice queen with a heart of gold vibes.

But in this scene, Kirigiri is smiling.

She's telling Makoto how her life means more than his, and she's smiling.

Now I actually like Kirigiri.

Shocking I know.

I do, I like her and I know she's in Danganronpa 3 and I can't wait to see her in it.

But this?

Fuck this.

Fuck her.

Fuck all of this.

I know the Kirigiri stans are gonna rip me a new one like they do everytime I talk about Makoto's trial.

But I don't care.

And Makoto's a better person than me cos I'd have just sat in the corner of the trial room.

Like oh I thought you were so talented and this was your whole reason for being here.

And you're the only person who can beat the mastermind.

I'm gonna go get actual pain killers and a bed that doesn't come with murderers.

Okay, baiiiii.

You know for someone who's Jin Kirigiri's apparently neglected daughter...

... He sure passed on his fucked up ideology to her.

#Makoto naegi #Danganronpa #danganronpa trigger happy havoc #hajime hinata #nagito komaeda #super danganronpa goodbye despair #Anti Kyoko Kirigiri #Like very much so #You've been warned

[alovesreading]

Constant Repeat Teaser 2

A/N: I have realized that I’m just way too impatient to wait until I’m done with Constant Repeat to share it with you so here’s another little taste of what’s coming to you guys on February 3rd!

Posted the first teaser last month but now I’ll leave you with a bunch of little excerpts that I love from this story. 

Let me know if you want to be added to the taglist if you haven’t already! See you on the 3rd! x

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She chuckled and turned to him, hugging herself a little bit tighter, “So easy for you to say, Mr. England.”

He fully laughed this time, her smile getting bigger after the sound left his lips, “Fair enough, Ms. California.”

At that she looked at him, a slight smirk on her face and shook her head, “Ms. Tennessee, actually.”

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Alex took his chance then to interrogate her, “So Ellie, I couldn’t help but notice how you knew all the lyrics to the songs…”

She rolled her eyes at him, blushing slightly but this time because she had been caught. “Well, after filming Brick by Brick I started listening to your music. You aren’t that bad, I guess.” She smirked and shrugged, downplaying it.

He shook his head, puffing his chest out to say, “We are very far from bad, actually.”

She nodded and then sarcastically added, “And from humble too.”

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Matt followed the trail of his eyes and smirked, “Alexa would get on with her quite nicely, don’t you think?”

Alex turned quickly at the mention of his girlfriend and then rolled his eyes at his friend’s antics, “Piss off, Helders.”

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Matt opened his mouth, seeing the perfect opportunity laid out in front of him so he asked in a tone that said he was up to no good, “Ella! Have you ever ridden a motorbike?”

She shook her head, “Nope, but they seem fun though.”

The biggest, most satisfied grin made its way to the drummer’s face then, “Oh I’m sure Alex would love to take you for a ride.”

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He squeezed her to wake her up and whispered in her ear, “Ella, darling, let’s go inside.”

Humming, she gave him a lazy nod. “Five more minutes please,” she mumbled against his chest before resting her chin on it to look up at him, and smiling softly with her eyes struggling to stay open.

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“Really Ella? You couldn’t get more American.” Matt had said the second he saw the turquoise Natural American Spirit cigarette pack.

Alex giggled, “What does organic cigarettes even mean?”

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Alex’s heart dropped, thinking about all the possibilities of something happening to her, “I’m gonna text her and see if she’s okay.”

“Well, she probably isn’t after she’s played cupid against herself.”

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Alex took a long sip of the beverage before he cleared his throat, “You should get ready, we’re going out in a little bit.”

Ella frowned, the cup slowly leaving her lips. “But–” she turned to Jamie then, who was still standing beside her, “Didn’t we not have plans?” 

Jamie smirked, looking from Ella to Alex, “We didn’t.”

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“A picture would last you longer, Alex.” Ella played, as she scrolled on her phone. 

His cheeks heated slightly, “It would. Quite gutted I’m driving right now.”

She blushed but leaned into the console to get closer to him and kissed his cheek, “Your memory better do then.”

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Alex shook his head, walking a few steps to try and grab the bottle from her hand. “Ellie, you’re not, I pro–”

The interruption was now a loud and short laugh, like she was making fun of his attempt of an answer. “Don’t even lie, Alex. You did the same thing.”

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Ella sighed, almost tired but she wasn’t gonna back down now, “Miles I think someone needs to teach you to put your mouth to a better use. I can think of a few things.” 

That made gasps and laughs break out inside the room, Ella giggled along because she was surprised she had actually said that. 

Miles tried playing his cards then, “Wait– are you– are you offering? Because I'm down.”

That made Ella laugh hard, but not loud enough to miss Alex’s stern, “Fuck off, Miles.”

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“I cannot believe I’m actually going to the UK.” She said breathlessly. 

Matt chuckled, “Ellie you’re fucking seeing us at Glastonbury, it sounds cooler like that.”

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The speakers blasted the song all over again, making Ella sway her hips softly to it. Mumbling the lyrics under her breath, she went to stand beside Alex and nudged him gently with her hip, “This is a banging tune.”

Alex smirked looking at her and then back to where Ben was working his magic with the camera, “Oh well,” he shrugged nonchalantly, “You’re a great muse.”

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“You are about to get married,” she pointed at the bassist first and then to the guitarist, “And you just got engaged, so don’t talk shit when you’re the same.”

“Well I didn’t just suck my boyfriend off in the bathroom, so I can definitely talk shit.” Jamie was quick to reply back, making her roll her eyes.

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A/N: Words cannot describe how fucking excited I am to share this all with you!!! I’ve loved writing this story for the past nine months and it continues to make me screech every time I add more to it or read back to my favorite moments. 

I’ll be posting Part 1 on the 3rd, Part 2 will be coming on the 10th and after that you’ll have a new part every other week, just so there’s plenty of Constant Repeat to last us for a while :)

Thank you so much for reading and I’ll be very eagerly waiting for February 3rd to arrive! 

#alex turner #alex turner fanfic #alex turner fanfiction #alex turner x reader #alex #turner #arctic monkeys #alex turner blurb #alex turner drabble #alex turner one shot #Constant Repeat scoops

[kimmimaru]

I have run into a serious issue with Rebirth. :( They force you to play as Cait Sith, that alone is a big thumbs down from me lol but not only do you HAVE to play as the stupid stuffed cat but you have to do puzzles with him. Stupid fucking throwing box puzzles that are made so its impossible to do if you have chronic pain in your hands. So thanks SE. I don't know if anyone else has been able to do this, if you have I need to know how or there's a good chance I will never play the game again because I get so pissed off with it. I've been trying to find some advice for this part but its like 'oh this bit is easy' no sir. No it is not. I've been at it for HOURS until I got bored and wanted to throw the whole controller out the window (I didn't, obviously but I imagined doing it lots). I watched a youtube video of a guy doing it and he's just like: All you have to do is... *proceeds to do exactly what I was doing but actually hits the target. Ok. Fuck you I guess lol. Seriously though I think at this point I'm just stupid because I have no idea what I'm doing wrong. There's still a severe lack of Cid and Reno in Rebirth though. Why are they being so stingy with them? :( I was expecting to encounter Reno again in Gongaga, you know like the OG but nope. Sad that there's no Reno yet. I've seen him in the trailers so I know he turns up at some point, but knowing my luck it won't be until the very end and I will be sad. Honestly I should be going around doing all the side quests but I get bored so easily, I want plot. But I also do not want plot because plot has an end and I do not want it to end. :(

[arcanaaa]

PLOT WISHLIST FOR: Loke (aka Leo The Lion)

Honestly since @shinebrightlikealion is my exclusive and main Loke I’m just listing all the threads that we’ve screamed at each other but for propriety’s sake I’ll list more because clearly we don’t have nearly enough canon threads between these two.

Like for example the fact that they were canically partner’s begs the question: of how they became partners. (and technically remi and I already have a thread regarding this so that’s checked off the list)

There’s also the question of how Loke and Cana first grew to know each other when he first joined, so an interaction when they first meet is something I definitely want. Because with loke first coming into ft and living with humans and just taking each day one at a time knowing his existence could end today, in a year, in 30 seconds???????? who knows???????????

There’s also the matter of Cana’s ability of future prediction and her seeing his future is a shock because she can’t see it. Just the sheer relief of being around him and not getting any visions is calming and yet at the same time it begs her to question: is Loke really human? Why can’t she see his future?

On another note, her becoming fast friends with Loke despite his flirtatious manner, which doesn’t necessarily bother Cana but how he excessively flaunts himself upon woman after woman kinda annoys her (and not because she’s attracted to him in any way. Nope, not at all). But regardless of that particular quirk of his, Cana still finds it easy to talk to him and he can relax around her without having to play the Womanizer.

And when after the Phantom Arc and he’s at the end of his life, give me Loke and Cana having like a last Hurrah, just Loke treating Cana to one big drinking binge, as if he’s toasting the end of his existence and he wants to tell everyone he wants to tell Cana what he is and what happened but the guilt and shame prevents him. So instead he treats her to one last night of drunken frivolity and he gets Cana drunk enough that he tells her that its the last time he’ll see her, but that his time spent with Fairy Tail was the best because of everyone, especially Cana.

Just. :’))))) Fuck Me Up.

Just the day of him disappearing and how he’s at the end of his life, his energy is gone and Cana can’t remember what happened because she rarely ever get’s drunk but she knows Loke made sure she got home safe, and then she comes to find out that he’s left Fairy Tail??

Oh man, Cana would be hunting him down, outraged and confused because what did he say to her when she was too intoxicated to hear? It was important, she knows its important but she can’t remember and dammit she’ll beat him senseless if he doesn’t give her some sort of explanation!!!

And oh hey surprise! Turns out I’m a Zodiac Spirit and well, the fact that he never bothered to tell her hurts her and pisses her off :’) enough to the point that they have a fight.

A really bad fight.

And it never gets resolved and so there’s tension between them that transcends months until the Tenrou arc, when the S-Class trails begins and he shows up to be Gray’s partner

and the old resentment and hurt feelings boil and Cana loses it again.

Just these two being so close and for Loke to betray her friendship (but is it really more than that?? Is it?? really ???? more????) by not telling her when she trusted him just. Tears her apart.

Whether they come again to talk and try and resolve their feelings/issues is settled and when they arrive on Tenrou island and do battle with GH, Cana and Loke fall into familiar battle stances because they were partners, they know each other’s strength’s and weaknesses like the back of their hand. They fight in unison that is unrivaled, their combat style almost identical (it makes sense though, since partner’s train together to fight c: ).

And then Cana assuring Lucy that Loke would win the fight against Capricorn with such faith brings me to tears. Cana knowing he wouldn’t be beaten easily, knowing he would win and when Lucy confirms it Cana being a little relieved because she did worry.

God and then the Seven Year’s after.

Loke finding Cana again at their smaller guild to check up on everyone, but taking Cana aside especially because their fight felt like moments ago instead of years and him just

Apologizing and explaining himself properly

Cana forgiving him and understanding why he hide what he was, and just these two finding closure in one another. Ugh!!!!!

ANd this is just them being friends. Imagine this in the context of them still being together as lovers. :’)))))))))

Beyond the GMG arc and so forth is them just taking moments and spending time together when he can visit, in whatever capacity that is available. But I will add more if I can think of it B)

#wishlist tag #OH HEY MY OLD PLOT!WISHLIST POST FROM MY OLD BLOG 8)

[nonclassyparty]

Genuine question, why did San never consider Y/N? Like, okay, he could be just looking for someone to warm his bed but in the beginning you said he helped her just because he was being nice and not because he wanted something out of it, that 'the rest' just happened. Okay, I understand. But then, after that, he wasn't interested in her, yet he went and made it up to her whenever they fought (I recall you mentioned smth like that, that he goes all vanilla whenever he upsets her). Why didn't he just drop her to find someone else?

I'm just curious about at what point San thought 'nope, she's not for me' or just, what he didn't like in her. Because can't say he doesn't want commitment, he's dated Boyoung. I wonder what makes guys drop a girl like Y/N. San particularly? As he only judged her shell? Never bothered to have a full conversation with her, nor a date?

Thanks! 🫶🏻

OHHHHHHHH okay i'll try to explain in the best way i possibly can 😭

first of all, it's important to know that san isn't rich and of status like y/n. it was mentioned in the beginning by wooyoung, san comes from the countryside and has spent his entire life working- college, part-time jobs etc etc he even works now at the car repair shop while studying to be an engineer (which is NOT easy😭 but he has to do it) that immediately makes him have a disdain for rich people who got everything handed to them (y/n). when you grow up working hard for money, the 'money doesnt buy you happiness' is just bullshit so obviously he never cared about y/n's struggles or problems bc san is like "u are rich and never worked for anything in ur life why should i care if u are sad?' its also why he thinks he doesn't have more in common with her than just sex.

second of all, san doesn't drop girls 😭 y/n mentioned it in the first chapter, he likes having options whether it's girls he hooked up with before or new ones he meets, san always had more than one girl he was hooking up with. and he wasn't interested in y/n romantically but he definitely was physically. yn is HOT (i mention it all the time but it's important bc she's with all these men for a reason which is that they're attracted to her physically), she's also rich and of status (she had like an entire monologue about this in act 1). she mentioned how he let her in his circle of friends and its bc it makes him feel good for other people to see that someone like her is in his presence. it's a totally human thing, hanging out with people everyone deems important makes you feel more important as well😭

and san didn't do commitment, boyoung is the girl that 'changed' that but he stayed as far away from relationships as he could before he met her.

when y/n would get mad at him, san didn't make it up to her bc he felt bad it was more like 'ah shit, she's pissed now i gotta do something nice for her' yk? it was more like a chore to sweeten her up again bc y/n was his main girl, he prided himself in getting to hook up with her and he doesn't want to seem like a bad guy even tho he sometimes is😭 it's also the reason he avoided her when he started getting closer to boyoung bc he knew it would hurt yn and he doesnt want to seem like a dick. nobody likes being the bad guy, that shit doesnt exist, nobody outright claims they're an asshole instead they do sneaky shit like san for example and make you believe you're at fault for catching feelings or getting attached to take some burden off of themselves bc they know they didnt exactly treat you fairly but if they manage to split the guilt with you then they're like 'oh okay so it wasnt all MY fault, you're to blame as well bc u knew what this was from the start'

conclusion; san likes knowing that y/n wants him. of all people someone like her (and san only looks at it from a materialistic perspective so someone rich, pretty, popular and with a high status) could have, she wants san and it makes him feel better about himself.

[yb-cringe]

GO ON ABOUT THEIR BACKSTORIES PLZ

oh god this one got lost in the inbox- i THINK it was abt wra backstory so thats what yall r getting cause i like to chatter on

RIGHT so- some worldbuilding; Humans have only recently gained footing as a generally advanced species. elves gnomes etc were all there farr before humans bc they live so much longer. took humans a lot more time to figure shit out. one of the LEADERS of this new human colony thats making a foothold at worldwide discussions is Sausage’s home.

For funsies and theorywise i call this Mythguard in like. the idea that sausage’s singleplayer world (which was very mixed w elf and dwarf culture or was gonna be lmao) is his hometown.

Mythguard is chill, great export, but in order to be respected amongst other nations they had to gain a bit of power. Long story short; Mythguard king makes a deal with a blood god in exchange for the knowledge of a long lost practice: blood magic. in return they worship that guy Everywhere.

Things go well, blood magic is taboo but is still powerful enough to keep humans in awareness and then one day a mage goes corrupt, using the great staff of mythguard(land whatever) and blood magic to kill off swaths of other nations- basically too OP. The council of nations decided quickly that Nope. No. Humans can’t have that, its too dangerous.

There’s a really long period of blood magic being suppressed and then completely smothered out by anyone who wasnt royal family and even then its Very taboo once more, and in retaliation humans start a general Anti-Magic wave that convinces a lot of people in Mythguard (and a bit outside of it) which makes magic rare and not well studied.

ENTER gem and fwhip. theyre not nobles, they’re not royal, but god do they have a chip on their shoulders. specifically because gem has been spending her time trying to learn how to defend herself and her brother, and as a result of No Magic Teachings in human colonies, she Manifests deer traits as like. a consequence of misuse. Her and Fwhip get kicked out and the kids are runnin wild.

Enter Sausage! A nobleblood prince who’s been barred from learning magic for LIFE after he was caught practicing it and making secret shrines to the blood sheep (who’s apparently not that bad of a guy hes mostly just pissed humans arent holding up their end of the deal)

Annddd Collide! Fwhip and Gem stumble into Mythguard looking for easy cash to swindle ppl out of, they run into the wrong noble, and one way or another Gem is revealed to be magic and Sausage makes a quick choice not to turn them in. She teaches him a bit about magic, Fwhip helps him learn how to sneak better, and Sausage gives them a place to stay and an alibi.

All good things come to an end when Sausage’s family finds out he’s been harboring criminals and Sausage who’s hopelessly endeared by the twins and now realizes that magic is a neutral tool, not inherently evil, steps in to defend them. Family is fuckin Pissed and apparently he’s the least favorite kid anyway bc the slice towards the twins doesnt stop when Sausage runs in front of it to defend them.

the twins go on a rampage and knowing the three of them can’t stay on the continent being essentially War criminals now, book it to the nearest departing ship, hide as stowaways and wait desperately patiently for Sausage to heal and to end up where they end up.

It takes awhile and theres travelling in between but eventually they end up at Empires smp and Sausage starts Mythland as a Better mythguard, and the Grimlands are made as a brother country to Mythland- while the crystal cliffs are seperate they also are Mainly educational based and arent really. a government.

WOOH thats it! hope that helps :)))

#asks #long post #empires smp #wither rose alliance

[snwusberry]

「 disaster 」

pairing: huening kai x reader

genre: fluff *question mark"

warning(s): the word y/n (only mentioned once because i gagged /j)

[ y/n ]

"don't you think you're thinking too much about this?" the voice of my almost ex best friend says as if i need any if this judgment right now.

you see this is why i don't tell people things like this because i'll be called dramatic or something along those lines.

"i'm considering all the perspectives here. no need to be so...like that." i tell him, throwing myself on the chair next to him.

"you're over thinking." taehyun sighs out earning him a glare from me.

"okay but what if i go and tell him i'm pretty much in love with him and he doesn't say it back just because you somehow convinced me that we're both on the same page? poof, there goes our friendship." i ask him, making hand gestures to what i was saying and he just rolls his eyes. nope this is too much.

"you said you think he could feel the same way."

"what if i read that completely wrong."

"i'm giving up on you."

"you know beomgyu asked me if there was something going on between us the other day. i damn near blushed." i mentioned, completely ignoring what he said.

"tell him how you feel about him."

as if it's that easy. it's not easy telling someone you've been friends with for literal years that you've developed feelings for them years ago.

"what if he stops talking to me? o. could just tell him i'm drunk and that he should ignore all that to save myself."

"you're giving me a headache. its kai, he's not gonna make it awkward if you don't. plus he's not dumb enough to believe that."

"you're right. i'll keep it to myself then." i tell him, nodding to myself because that's honestly the best idea i could come up with.

taehyun rapidly shakes his head. "you're telling him tonight. you're already having that date, no?"

"shhh,don't say that. it's not a date, he's helping me with my assignment." i quietly correct him.

"whatever. you're telling him tonight."

"fine. i'll go it. i can fo this." i tell him, trying to hype myself up.

"i can't do this." i whisper into the phone.

i'm hiding in the bathroom because i just when i was gonna tell kai how i felt, i chickened out.

"stop being a pussy and tell him. i swear, he won't freak out or stop talking to you." taehyun tries to reassure me but i'm too far gone if i'm being honest.

"no taehyun, i don't think you understand. i'm shitting, pissing, crying amd throwing up right now, i cannot do this-"

i'm interrupted by a loud knock on the door amd kai's. worried voice.

"are you okay in there? you've been gone for a while."

"that's your cue to stop being a coward and tell him." taehyun says before hanging up.

"y/n?? are you there?"

"uhh yeah, i'm coming."

i flush the toilet to be less suspicious and i splash water on my face before wiping it off. with my sleeve. i smile into the mirror before walking out.

"let's go?" he nods and we walk back to his room to complete the assignment.

i write down some notes while he types when i decided it's time to just tell him.

"hey, you know, i really like you." i just blurt out before i can even stop myself.

"i like you too." he just nonchalantly tells me, smiling slightly but he's still looking at the screen.

sorry what?

i turn my head to look at him and he does the same.

"what?" he asks me. but im still too stunned to speak.

"you said-"

"i like you too. for a while now actually. i didn't know to tell you."

shit so taehyun was right.

"i always thought you didn't feel the same. my mind went crazy thinking that this could be a disaster."

he looks at me smiling and realized i started rambling. his smile is literally so beautiful.

"you think too much."

"taehyun said the same thing." i tell him, returning his smile.

"because it's true. how about we finish this and talk more about it after." he suggests but i barely process what he's saying because im still shocked.

"or we finish this conversation then the assignment?"

he laughs lightly before nodding his head.

"okay, let's talk about it."

his smile widens i go into overdrive, i can't process all of this. maybe i was being dramatic after all.

#huening kai #hueningkai #huening kai imagines #huening kai scenarios #huening kai fluff #tomorrow x together imagines #tomorrow x together #tomorrow x together scenarios #txt imagines #txt scenarios #txt fluff

[spaceiis0daz]

obligatory forgotten land ramble post

GOD. mind if i ramble about kirby and the forgotten lands ending. because holY SHIT. i know i beat the game like in march when the game came out but that doesnt matter. in this essay i will

incoming ramble, plus obvious katfl spoilers lol

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now let me just say, i came into this game thinking that maybe the ending would be less insane, yknow, cause new game, new beginning n stuff, may wanna take it easy a little, NOPE. not at ALL WHAT HAPPENS. and honestly? i am sO glad they took this route dude.

during the lab discovera elevator scene i was literally trembling, just.. i KNEW this id-f86 creature was gonna be some horrific eldrich abomination we were gonna have to fight and i was TERRIFIED. like, the genuine terror they created in this scene is fucking immaculate. and the jaunty happy little elevator remix of the main theme just adds to it, just makes the scene all the more unsettling, and i fucking loved every last second of it.

then when i walk into the ominous glowing door i am greeted with THIS son of a bitch:

this thing struck genuine fear into my heart and what made this even SCARIER for me was because I didn't see that elfilin was safely locked away in another container right next to forgo, so i thought this thing was a horribly mutated fucked up elfilin. yeah

honestly i kind of wondered what it would be like if that were the case, because the idea of the cute happy little big eared creature you've spent most of your adventure with being mutated into this fetus-like abomination would have been absolutely HORRIFYING.

oh yeah, and about that! WHY DID HAL PUT A LITERAL FETUS IN THEIR GAME HOLY SHIT

honestly ive found fetus imagery in a horror context is just. YES. so good. i LOVE kirby's horror side just as much as the cute cuddly happy side, best of both worlds, but i digress

side note: unpopular opinion but leon's battle theme actually SLAPS its seriously underrated and for what

anyways back on track, i LOVE the emotion leongar's voice actor put into his voice clips, like he genuinely sounds like hes in EXTREME amounts of pain with his attacks, especially in the first phase, and. AUGHGHGH THIS GAME /POS

oh yeah. none of this fucking COMPARES to the cutscene after all this. and just. the fact that forgo is so angry with you it doesnt even care about its plan anymore. it just wants to kill kirby at that point. so it talks THROUGH LEONS BODY (i headcanon this wasn't even leongar's voice, it was just flat out forgo's voice) and just. the way forgo talks is also terrifying like. holy fuck

and the DETAIL they put into its eyes, it really just adds to it all, like it looks so realistic and horrifying. i know kirby games get dark, i've been a longtime fan but holy SHIT this entire ending is comparable to zero ripping its fucking eye out.

oh and the flesh wall. ooooOOOOOOHOHOOOOOOHOO BOY DO NOT GET ME STARTED ON THE FLESH WALL.

call me a piss baby all you want, but this was the first time a kirby game EVER made me feel GENUINE fear

like. the more you look at it the more terrifying it gets, and just. the two tongues it has, the heads of all the enemies you've encountered throughout the game, just. GOD yes

OH YEAH!!! AND HERE'S A FUN LITTLE DETAIL I HAVEN'T SEEN TOO MANY PEOPLE TALK ABOUT

at some point during the forgo chase theme, there's a segment where you can hear a series of terrified animal yelps. thats right. fucking ANIMAL yelps. the creatures absorbed by forgo aren't just dead! THEY ARE STILL ALIVE AND ARE TERRIFIED AND ARE PROBABLY IN HORRIFIC AMOUNTS OF PAIN. HOLY FUCK HAL ARE YALL OKAY OVER THERE

honestly, i'm NOT complaining about what we got at all, but dude, just iMAGINE how much scarier this could have been. imagine if there were alarms n shit setting off because forgo escaped, and the pre-recorded voice of the tour lady echoing through the hallway, and if it touches you, youll die instantly or if the boss was just harder, just. GOD i love this ending so much

imagine for when we see the concept art for forgotten land, GOD i cant wait for hal to drop the concept art for it to see if they had any even more horrifying ideas

im tired its like 8 am im gonna wrap this very long post up and ill write a sequel to it sometime lmao

#kirby #katfl spoilers #kirby spoilers #kirby and the forgotten land #fecto elfilis #leongar #fecto forgo #elfilin

[lavandar-castle]

hello if ur still doing the chart thing

mine <3

and bakugous (mha) <3

tytyty mwah

I’m seeing a small pattern….

Some of yall fire signs rlly love your earth signs huh

- I’m gonna start with the obvious sun sign placements:

A fire sign will bring a lot of energy to earth signs but earth will be able to stability. Leo will bring alot of its not rlly drama but high energy towards Taurus as Taurus will bring Leo down to earth. Leo will bring a lot of passion to Taurus and Taurus will make sure leo feels secure around them.

I’ll explain later: Bakugo may provide some secure feeling in his own way- sure he’ll grumble at it but you’ll know that he rlly does care. Can I say what kind? Nope- but he will provide some form of structure. With what you’ll bring: a lot of high energy for him. Getting him out of stubbornness essentially.

The challenge: leo sun will need someone to also be on the same energy as fire signs thrive off other ppl energy so sometimes Taurus grounded energy may feel a bit boring. There isn’t enough energy being given back to you. With Bakugo he may feel your too impulsive and don’t think of what you do- you move too quick for him and it bothers him because you may not think before you act. One person may feel that the their partner dosent give the same energy and the other may feel their partner is too much energy.

Your a leo moon and he’s a Scorpio moon

Both signs are all about feeling and energy but one is strong high energy and one is low energy. Think of wildfire vs waves

Both signs may express their feeling a bit differently. Fire moons will likely express it now and there yk- like a bomb almost- while moon signs may while can express it atm for them it’s like a wave- it moved slowly but will later on turn into smt much bigger.

Your leo moon may help Scorpio moon accept some things are just like that as leo moons are more willing to accept things face value. While Scorpio moon may help to look deeper into things as Scorpio moons may try to find things in the dark. This is a day and night situation if u wanna think of it as that way

Challenge: you may be annoyed with his Scorpio moon suspension: more like the more he express distrust with eveyeone and keep himself from everyone the more your annoyed bc your moon may want a straightforward and open feeling with him. It annoys ur moon a but when ur parent isn’t being straight to the point. To him you may be too prying too much on him, he may feel you only look at face value and that your moon too easy to go 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

You know what I said about moons? Well those may be true but the thing is…ur both fire Mercury 😭😭 you both speak your mind and are straight to the point- so let’s combine your Mercury and moon for a bit

Your leo moon + leo Mercury: you are very straight to the point and your Mercury and moon makes u seem mean and rude. Ur not a mean person but your placement make it seem mean- think of New Yorkers in New York it’s like that. You mean but your not and sometimes u are mean bc someone rlly did piss you off. You know how ppl say don’t mess with a lion pride or smt like thag? Thats u.

Bakugo Scorpio moon + Aries Mercury: another thing u should know is Scorpio is water meaning they feel a lot a lot so when he feels heavily on things his Aries Mercury will express it. Rather then being reserved his Aires Mercury may express EVERYTHINF but the issue is…he speaks like a fire sign 💀 you know when he’s telling ppl he kill them or smt??? Yeah that’s his Aries Mercury with an extension of his moon you CAN FEEL IT TOO. What ends up happening is his feeling and the way of his words may be…seem more meaner intended or not.

Venus wow:…you are the more practical lover 💀 ur Venus is in Virgo well… practical as in u may focus on the details of ur relationship not only that even though ur a leo sun ur Virgo Venus may hold u back on ur affection. Virgo Venus aren’t rlly showy with it but their more generous with their gifts and detail to ur partner. Bakugo Venus in Aries: his high strong energy he may bring a lot of high energy with his love- a lot of fast feeling with him. As I said before fire signs are fast moving and sometimes impulsive-

You may express your care through seeing the details of Bakugo and being and remember anything u can of him like what shirt he wore on ur first date or his favorite meals or his pet peeves. He may bring a lot of energy to the relationship. The relationship may feel like a high speed race and you can feel the heat. It’s passionate it’s fun it’s wild.

There’s the combo

Your leo moon + Virgo Venus: your moon may want to express high energy too but your Virgo Venus may want to have u think it out. You can express it but it may want you to express it in a specific way. The thing is too. You may express strong love alot but it may be in a specific manner bc u pay attention to the details

Bakugo Aries Venus + Scorpio moon: he may want high speed love and you can feel his radiate through him. He will express from the bottom of his heart a strong fast relationship because he Scorpio moon will enhance that feeling: let’s say it multiples by 10 with his Scorpio

Do I think there’s gonna be a big issue/ eh not rlly: Virgo Venus and Taurus Mercury are willing to go 🤷🏻‍♀️ to keep the relationship going. But also you both may be more willing to be like “let’s agree to disagree” sure his moon and ur Venus may hold it in for years but by the end it’s gonna be given an eye roll and move on quickly as his Venus Aries and ur leo moon may let it go and move on.

…ur both Taurus mars 😭 I can see why alot of ur issues may wash away. U both are willing to slow down the feeling for a moment to hear both ends out. Your both gonna be fairly patient with one another even though ur both short tempered- probably especially Bakugo.

I don’t see much of an issue other then there’s gonna be two energies difference as most of ur placements are from the same element:

You: I FUCKING LOVE YOU-

Bakugo: SHUT THE HELL UP BUM

Bakugo: how the hell did you know-

You: remember on March of 2020 on a Monday around 11:23 am where we were eating waffles together you mention-

Ever wonder why Bakugo the way he is?- that man speaks in chaos (Aries) it’s no wonder he chooses violence each time

#em posts

[theelvenhaven]

So I am working on this fanfic, and got curious about Celegorm’s name because usually in Sindarin Cele- means silver. So I google it, and its a translation on his mother name Tyelkormo which means Hasty Riser. 

That he was given by Nerdanel because he is quick to anger and has a habit of leaping up when angered.

So again why is Caranthir named the “easiest and quickest to anger” out of the Fëanorians when Celegorm is literally named for his anger?

#celegorm #turkafinwe #tyelkormo #tyelko #jrr tolkien #tolkien #the silm #the silmarillion #silm #silmarillion #yes I am just now realizing what it meant by hasty riser #I always figured it meant he was more of an early bird #nope its because he's easy to piss off #so does this mean I write him now with more anger issues?

[erodasfishtacos]

ST. PAUL

Please like, comment, recommend, reblog, and come talk to me if you enjoyed the piece.

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warnings: smut, daddy kink, 18+

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Harry loves being the center of attention.

It’s really no surprise at this point that he enjoys when tens of thousands of people are watching him perform.

He also secretly loves that people love his wife as well. He swore sometimes he thinks his wife is more popular than him during tour.

YN was didn’t come out from backstage to stand and watch the show right away like she usually did - she was working through some merch issues with Jeff.

Harry noticed that the fans were continuously looking back to where his wife would usually stand for the show.

Between one of the sets, Harry goes about ready some of the posters that fans have brought and he huffs out a faux affronted remark as he reads one out loud.

“I’m only here for your hot wife.”

He jokingly glares at the fan as the crowds laughs, “M’gonna have t’have a talk with security about these posters! Y’hitting on m’wife in front me! She’s not even out here, tough luck mate.”

Then he shimmies away as another song comes on.

A few minutes later, a sign pops up that says, “I want to taste YN’s watermelon sugar.”

Harry gives the person holding the sign a look of disbelief and shakes his head in disapproval at the poster before turning away.

“Should I text him?”

Harry reads from a fan’s board, he holds up his left hand and wriggles his ring finger that is donned in his wedding band, “Y’asking the wrong person, love. I’ve been locked down f’eleven years, don’t know much about the new age of dating!”

He goes on to say, “My only advice is if he’s playing games - don’t do it. Trash, trash, trash. Not for you.”

When YN finally arrives to her usual spot, everyone tries to get a glimpse from where they’re at. It was a thing, everyone wants to not only get a glimpse of Harry Styles’ wife but also her outfit.

There were hundreds of instagram accounts now dedicated to their matching tour outfits.

The short dress she was wearing was made of the same material and color as his shirt *** and she looked stunning as always.

The singer notices all of the attention dart to the side of the arena, where he also spots his beautiful wife smiling with Glenne as they go to their usual spot.

When She ends, Harry walks down the catwalk with a exaggerated pout on his face, giving his wife a pointed look, “I just want to remind everyone, this show’s about me! I’m quite the narcissist so I know m’wife is gorgeous but we’re here f’me!”

The crowd erupts in laughter and playful ‘boos’ as a dimply smile spreads on his face as he adjust his in-ears.

YN bites the inside of her lip, holding back her own giggles at her husband’s boyish antics before she joins along in the boos.

“Alright, alright, no booing me now,” Harry titters like the comedian he is, “Just remindin’ y’who this is all about. Me! But let’s give a round of applause to m’wife who deals with the narcissism on a daily basis!”

The arena does so, thousands of fans capturing their interaction on their phones for people to coo over later.

YN rolls her eyes, laughing at some Glenne says before and then Harry is starting his next song with a few glances over to her until they meet eyes and he blows her a kiss which she returns.

And then a poster pops up in the pit that Harry knows he has to snag - gets a brilliant idea so he asks the fan to pass it forward.

He props his mic back into its stand before turning the poster around and showing it to his wife on the side.

“Show us your tits, respectfully.”

YN flips him off with a giggle before teasing at the collar of her dress which makes Harry’s jaw drop dramatically and he gives her a surprised look before shaking his head. ***

“Don’t y’dare flash the goods! I’m just jokin’ around, this is a family show….” He pauses before prompting the crowd, “Or is it?”

As he performs Lights Up, YN steps forward to the barricade to call over one of the fan who is awestruck as she stumbles over to YN.

“Could I borrow your sign?” YN asks the fan - who was dressed in a sequined suit that looked amazing and she had to compliment her on that too.

“Uh…yeah. He-here,” The girl stutters nervously, passing over the posterboard with shaky hands at meeting YN.

She was sooooo pretty up close, smelled like chanel number five, and smiled warmly enough to make the fan feel comfort.

“Thanks, I’ll give it right back,” YN assures her, stepping back over to Glenne, they giggle together before YN holds it over her head.

“Choke Me Daddy.”

Harry spots it in a mere minute, reading it over and unable to hide the moody, dark expression that flashes across his face before he covers it up by looking elsewhere.

Just the reaction she wanted.

Harry stay away from that side of the stage for a little, YN knows it’s to prevent a very public boner from her behavior.

YN hands it back, agrees to take a few pictures with the girl and her friends before they go back to enjoy the concert.

-

The girl who lent her the sign goes on to make tiktoks about the meeting.

“She was super nice and giggly.”

“She let us take a ton of selfies.”

“When she held it up, Harry like instantly got pissed or turned on or something because he gave her this look and it was intense.”

“Harry was staring at her like the whole concert after she held up that sign.”

“It seemed like YN was purposefully ignoring his signals to make him even more annoyed.”

“Her ring was so pretty.”

“I couldn’t tell who was more attractive, Harry or YN, I think they’re literally the hottest couple alive.”

-

When the concert ends, Harry bolts off stage - waving and blowing kisses to his adoring fans before disappearing into the back.

YN is waiting patiently by the entry, where she usually was, her stomach was tight and bracing for her husband’s reaction.

She wanted to play.

They both knew it.

Hell, the whole arena had known she wanted it.

And to her absolute disappointment, Harry arrives back stage and pulls her into a tight hug. He pulls back gently to kiss her with his large palm cupping her face.

“Hi baby, m’exhuasted. I’ll shower at the hotel,” Harry rasps, peppering a few more soft kisses before intertwining their fingers.

YN has to hide her disappointment that it wasn’t Harry coming back stage, shoving her into his dressing room, and giving it to her hard for the sign she held up.

Nope, during the ride to the hotel, he was cuddly and like a puppy - whining until YN massaged his neck and allowed him to lay his head in her lap.

He doesn’t bring up the sign, just relaxes quietly until they get to the hotel and then just grabs her hand to lead her to their room.

YN tries to settle down the itchy arousal in her belly when Harry goes to shower.

She changes out of her dress into one of Harry’s shirts and goes about folding and organizing both of their suitcases.

After the shower stops, YN hears Harry moves around for a moment until he’s opening the bathroom door.

“Do you want to order room service? I’m star-“

She’s cut off when her husband’s hand reaches down and intertwines into her hair - gentle by firmly pulling her to stand by it and tugging her back into his hard chest.

“Harr-“

“I don’t think so, baby. I think s’daddy, yeah?” Harry hisses against the shell of her ear, “Do y’think I’d forget about y’holding up a sign that said choke me daddy?”

It’s easy for her to slip in a fuzzier, submissive state because she knows her husband will keep her safe and always take care of her.

“You showed that sign fir-“ YN begins to argue back but Harry pulls at her hair to silence her.

“Y’want t’argue or do you want t’be a good girl f’daddy?” Harry asks lowly, his voice threaten and void of any of his normal warmth, “I think ten is a good number, hm? Ten t’your arse?”

“But-“ YN loved to push him, she wanted those ten but she also liked to rile Harry up which was even better when he was adrenaline high from a show.

“Say ‘yes daddy’ or I’ll add five,” He warns, his voice had a delicious rasp from singing and he wraps his hand into her thong and rips it - making her yelp as the elastic snaps against her skin.

YN’s heart is pounding out of her chest, usually she was the one who took Harry by surprise - not the other way around.

Her skin was aching already from the brush burn of the fabric being torn from her sensitive skin, scalp pulsing from the tension on her hair.

“You were so obvious on stage, H. Once I held up that sign, your face gave everything away - that you’re so easy f’me - it’s embarrassing. I’ve been locked down for eleven years,” She imitates his accent in a bratty bite.

Harry snaps, nearly picking her up as he manhandles her over to the large hotel bed and she finds herself on her belly with Harry landing a hard slap to her right cheek.

“Y’think you’re s’fuckin’ cute? Don’t act like it doesn’t get y’soaked seeing all those fans cry f’me and I come home t’you,” He chuckles meanly, “And y’want to call me desperate? Look in the mirror, love.”

YN wriggles a bit but doesn’t have much time before the second and third hit with his rings still on - making it hurt even more.

“Count f’me, sweetheart,” Harry hums, thumbing open her cheeks to lean down and teasing lick her tighter entrance before letting go to land the fourth one.

“F-four,” She chokes out, feeling herself drip onto the sheets and her nipples tighten against the cotton fabric of the shirt she still has on.

“Four what.”

The air in the room is thick, humid as she mumbles against the pillows, “Four daddy.”

“Louder.”

“Four, s’four daddy,” YN moans, tacking on the fifth to her words when he lands on her left cheek and she can tell how sore she’ll be in the morning already.

“Gonna give me fifteen, baby? Or are y’done?” His voice is cautious, checking in to see where she’s at - if they add five more that means she really wants to play. If he stops at five, they both know that means she only wanted to be roughed up a little bit for the night.

“More, please.” YN gasps, shaking her bum in his face before it’s caught with the hardest hit yet and she yelps in a mixture of pleasure and pain.

After they reach fifteen, Harry is flipping her on her back and tugging her shirt off until her breasts spill out and he tugs roughly at a nipple.

“Daddy, please, please,” She whines, her thighs were damp and she was absolutely pulsating for his touch on her.

“I think I deserve an apology f’your behavior tonight,” He whispers against her puffy lips, his cock slipping against her mound lazily, “Desperate f’me even in front of tens of thousands of people. It’s quite cute, darling.”

“Fuck me, fuck me,” YN presses her lips to his eagerly, moaning when he slips between her folds and his tip bumps against her clit.

“Y’have no fuckin’ manners, pet. I think I’ve spoiled y’too much,” Harry admonishes with faux disappoint, pulling back until their centers aren’t touching and landing a smack to her mound.

Then he’s reaching down to thumb at her bud with a relentless pleasure but as soon as she starts to lift her hips into the feeling - he pulls away and tucks two fingers up inside her - repeats that quite a few times.

She felt like she was on fire, she needed him so badly that she wasn’t able to take much more of the teasing.

They usually played for longer, hours sometimes but on tour - it was hard to, both of them bone-tired and knowing they have to get up early and do it again tomorrow.

Harry knows his wife like the back of his hand, knows when she needs more and when she’s hit her limit for the night.

When he sees hot, fat tears spilling from the corner of her eyes, lips full and swollen, and she’s mewling, “Daddy.”

He knows she’s nearly at her limit, he slips inside her with no resistance and has to push for a moment because it feels that euphoric.

“Baby, fuck. Always feel s’fuckin’ good. This body was made f’me, yeah? S’addicitng, s’warm and tight,” Harry praises his wife, kissing her before tugging on her bottom lip with his teeth.

“S’for you, all of it. Ha-Daddy, I’m so close already, do it - c’mon,” She begs, legs wrapping around his narrow waist and pressing her heels into his bum.

They both know what she wants but he wants to hear her say it.

“C’mon, tell me. Say it and I’ll give it t’you,” He rumbles as he thrusts in with loud, smacking noises echoing through the room.

She blinks up at him with twinkling doe eyes, a small smirk on the side of her lips, as she says in a kittenish voice, “Choke me, daddy.”

And like that, his hand is collaring her throat and lightly pressing down until her breathe catches in her throat.

“Come f’me, m’desperate lil’ thing. All those people with those nasty signs and all I can think about it y’perfect cunt,” He murmurs in her ears, pressing just a bit more and then just like clockwork - she tenses and begins to come and he lightens his grip and releases when he follows soon after her.

-

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[btsqualityy]

Truth or Drink: A Run!BTS Special Part 4

Hobi x Reader

Genre/Rate: 18+, fluff, crack

Summary: You and your husband play truth or drink for Run BTS

Warnings: Some sexual questions.

WC: 1.2K

“Thank you two for sitting down with us,” the producer said as you and Hobi took your seats across the table from each other. “How are you feeling?”

“I’m nervous,” Hobi admitted with a laugh. 

“I’m not,” you shrugged. 

“How did you two meet?” The producer asked.

“At a mutual friend’s birthday party,” you replied. 

“And how long have you been together?” 

“11 years,” Hobi smiled. 

“Ok. Well, here’s the basics of the game,” the producer began. “The two of you will ask each other questions and the other can either answer it truthfully or take a drink and not have to answer the question. We have a lovely selection of spirits right next to you on the table, as well as some regular juice and water as well. Sound good?”

“Seems easy enough,” you nodded.

“Ok Hobi, you can start by grabbing the first card,” the producer said.

“Alright,” he murmured, grabbing the card from the top of the pile and reading it. “What is the one thing that annoys you the most about me? What is my most annoying trait or habit?”

“Ugh, I’m debating taking the shot already,” you groaned loudly. 

“Why?” Hobi chuckled as he set the card off to the side. “Scared jagi?”

“You wish,” you scoffed. “But if I answer it, its gonna sound really fucking mean.”

“Just say it Y/N,” the producer encouraged you and you looked at Hobi, who just shrugged his shoulders.

“Go ahead baby.”

“Ok, you have a habit of whenever something bad happens, you instantly try to find the good in it and I’m not gonna lie, that enrages me,” you confessed. 

“So, me being positive pisses you off?”

“Sometimes,” you confirmed. “Only because depending on the situation, I just want to be upset and feel those feelings and it’s hard to do that when you have someone in your ear telling you to cheer up.”

“You know, I can understand that,” Hobi acquiesced before turning to look at the producer. “Can we drink even if we’re not answering a question? I feel like I might need one to get through this.”

“You can take a drink at any time,” the producer replied. 

“My turn,” you announced as you grabbed a card. “Is there anyone that you’re attracted to among your workmates or in the neighborhood? “

“Considering that I work with six other men and I identify as straight? No,” Hobi answered. 

“What about the stylists? Or make-up artists?” You pointed out. 

“Nope, never been attracted to any of them once I started dating you,” he said as he took another card. “Have you ever faked an orgasm with me?”

“I was wondering how this soju tasted,” you muttered as you grabbed the bottle as well as a shot glass before proceeding to pour yourself a drink. 

“Are you seriously not gonna answer that?” Hobi gasped. 

“Nope,” you shook your head before swallowing the alcohol. 

“When did I not make you come?” He demanded to know. 

“Me taking the shot means that I don’t have to answer,” you laughed as you took a new card. “Next question! What was the wildest kink you have ever done or that you'd like to do with your partner?”

“I’d say the wildest one is when I put my thumb in your butt,” Hobi chuckled. “As for one I’d like to try, I’d like to do full on anal sex.”

“Y/N, what do you think about that?” The producer wondered.

“Uh, I’m not entirely against it,” you responded. “I think I’d just have to slowly work my way up, you know? First your fingers, then a toy, a dildo, and then you.”

“That’s reasonable,” Hobi nodded. “My turn. Who is your bias in BTS?”

“I don’t have a bias,” you revealed. 

“Do you really not?” The producer spoke up. 

“She doesn’t,” Hobi confirmed. “She doesn’t even listen to our music that often.”

“I like it and I enjoy it, but it’s not my first choice,” you added. “Next one. What attitude of mines turns you off?”

“I think I’m gonna go for the vodka,” Hobi muttered as he grabbed the bottle. 

“Oh, so I have an attitude that you don’t like?” You asked.

“Sweetheart, you were born with an attitude,” he huffed as he downed his drink. “And I have to go home with you after this so I’m not touching that question and we’re gonna move on. On a scale of one to ten, how good am I in bed?”

“I’d say that you’re a solid 8.5,” you told him. 

“Where did the other 1.5 points go?”

“Those left when I faked an orgasm,” you laughed, making Hobi cackle out loud.

“No but seriously, you don’t have any complaints?” He wondered.

“I don’t. You’re extremely attentive to me and you, usually, always make sure that I get off so there’s literally nothing for me to complain about,” you giggled. “Promise.”

“Alright.”

“Next one, how often do you feel our relationship is in a rut?” You questioned. 

“Honestly, occasionally,” Hobi admitted. “You and I were friends for so long before we started dating, I feel like we sometimes slide back into that.”

“Y/N, do you feel the same way?” The producer wondered.

“Sometimes,” you agreed. “I think the both of us are just so comfortable with each other and we know each other so well that we kind of forget that we’re married. We do try our best to still date each other and make sure that we’re not turning into roommates instead of a married couple.”

“We actually need to go on another one of those dates soon,” Hobi pointed out. “It’s been a while.”

“How about tonight once we finish here?” You suggested. “I mean, your parents still have the kids.”

“Sounds good to me,” he smiled before taking a new card. “What’s the worst thing you’ve ever said about me behind my back?”

“Again, I could answer this but I would sound like such a bitch,” you replied. 

“Hey, it’s your image baby,” Hobi chuckled. “You could take a shot for courage.”

“Yeah, let’s do that,” you nodded your head up and down rapidly, waiting for Hobi to pour you both a shot of soju before you clinked your glasses together and drunk your alcohol. “Ok, full disclosure: we got into an argument one time when we were dating and I told my brother that you were a pretentious little shit.”

“Pretentious? Definitely not a word I would think you’d use to describe me,” Hobi muttered. 

“I was angry at you and just saying anything to vent,” you shrugged. “I didn’t mean it, though. I promise.”

“I know you don’t look at me like that now,” Hobi assured you, reaching over and cupping your chin with one of his hands. “We’re good, ok?”

“Ok,” you smiled. “Here’s the last question. When did you realize that you were in love with me?”

“I remember that I couldn’t get you off of my mind and that’s when I realized that it was because I was in love with you,” he replied.

“Were we still friends?” You asked him. 

“Yep, we hadn’t started dating yet,” he revealed. “I just loved the person you were and how you carried yourself.”

“Aww Hobi,” you cooed, getting up and leaning across the table to press a kiss to his lips. “I love you too.”

“You fucking better, I just did shots for you,” he tsked, making you giggle. 

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[rawbins-undertale-blog]

hey there again!!!

might i slide in this fine ask box with another HC request?

if yes, then could you please write some HCs where uf and ht sanses and papyruses (seperate of course) s/o gets put in a hospital for a lil bit? you can decide what happened to s/o. maybe a bad heatstroke cuz its summer or something (totally not because its a bad heatwave where im living rn haha nope). idk, i just crave angst or hurt/comfort again from my fave skeletons.

if you're not up for this, its totally fine!!

thank you, have a chill day/night B)

- 🌌 anon whos sunburns arent stinging that much anymore B)

*Evil cackling* OH-HO-HO, yOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MONSTER YOU HAVE UNLEASHED…… I am an evil being who feeds off of angst and pain, and you’ve given me ample opportunity to make some of that sweet sweet angst >:-)))))))))

I tried to keep it ambiguous as to what you’re in for, mostly because I want you to be able to imagine heatstroke and me to be able to think “hahahah stab stab”! ^^

Also!!! The healthcare system in some other countries is fucking insane (like??? You guys have to pay to not die??????) so I’ll be going off of what I know about the healthcare system in Sweden where it’s free. (At least I’m 99% sure it’s free, except for like. Small things. For example, my antidepressants. I had to buy those myself when I was still on them.)

UF + HT BROS WHEN S/O IS IN THE HOSPITAL

Red (Underfell Sans):

He’s panicking so so bad, he’s terrified. What if you die?

Curses out anybody who tries to keep him from you, including the poor nurse who’s just doing their job

Actually he just. curses in general. He’s just spewing cuss words to seem angry instead of scared because That’s Definitely Better

Most likely out of all four to physically lash out at… well, anybody (except you obviously) lol

Red hates hospitals too, to make matters worse. He doesn’t know why, but they make him feel uncomfortable.

If somebody did this to you purposely and he’s not allowed by your side, he’s going out to find the person and kick their ass during that time lol

If nobody did this to you, he’s pacing and cursing and jfc Red, you do realise there are other people here right enjdjdjdjsjsk

This fucker tries to pull a “pfff nah i was never worried” but like. Red. Darling. Light of my life. Stars in my sky. Center of my universe. Bitch of my heart. Everyone can see right through your “anger” and literally your shaking voice is so not convincing. Get a better poker face and voice.

With some prodding, admits that finehewasscaredyou’ddieandhethoughthisheartstoppedforasecondwhichisweird’causehedoes’tevenhaveaheartanywaysthat’sovernowsowhocares

(He’s not great at expressing himself but it’s still progress)

WILL be staying right by you as you recover. You’ve no choice. (You do actually, he respects you and will back off if you tell him to)

Edge (Underfell Papyrus):

Oh no. Oh no.

Edge is trying his very best not to show any emotions but he’s not good at it because like. It doesn’t take a genius to see that him screeching angrily at people and demanding for the doctors to fix this is actually him poorly masking his fear. Edge doesn’t have the best poker face lol

He’s so pissed if he can’t stay right next to you the whole time. You’re his S/O!! What kind of bullshit is this?!

If you do need to be left alone with doctors and such things, Edge will do one or two things depending on why you're in the hospital, how bad what you’re in for is and for how long he can’t see you.

If you’re here for something like heatstroke - AKA something not brought on by somebody else - he’ll call friends and such while pacing and somewhat frantically share your current condition.

However, if anybody did this to you; and you’re in bad shape… Well, even fucking Satan will cower at the brutality of Edge’s revenge.

When he’s allowed to be, he’s by your side and - depending on why you’re in and for what - he might nag you for being careless, reassure you it wasn’t your fault, reassure you in general, and/or just stay silent.

It’s barely noticeable, but just noticeable enough, that you can tell that he’s shaking.

All it takes is a “are you okay?” For him to break and confess how scared he was.

For a moment he was back Underground and it was horrible and he felt so powerless and he hates that. He’s so, so happy you’re okay and he- he swears he’ll be with you on your way to recovery. Please just never get hurt again.

Dusk (Horrortale Sans):

If you thought Red and Edge were scared, just know it’s nothing compared to the absolute terror he feels.

Dusk knows how fragile the human body can  be. He’s seen horrific things happen to humans and monsters alike and he’s always hyper-aware of just how easy it’d be to kill and/or hurt you.

Logically, he knows you won’t die, he knows human anatomy well enough to know this is something you’ll bounce back from, but his instincts are going haywire and all he can think of are the mangled corpses back Underground. It doesn’t matter whether your condition has anything to do with broken limbs or not, because those pictures are what his mind is forcing onto him.

He refuses to leave your side. If he’s forced away from you by nurses/doctors/staff, he’ll protest but if he really can’t be by you for your safety, he’ll be anxiously hovering as close by as he possibly can. Whenever he’s allowed to touch you, he’s practically glued onto you.

If he’s sure it’s just the two of you, and you’re unconscious, he’ll probably cry.

He… He hates being reminded of your mortality. He hates the idea that any day could be your last. He doesn’t know what he’d do if you were gone.

(He’d dust, probably.)

If somebody else got your purposely hurt, he’s going to hunt them down after a while (after you’ve recovered enough for him to be comfortable leaving you alone for a bit). He’s not going to kill them, but he might rough them up a bit -- but most likely, he’ll just intimidate them and/or threaten them. (It’d be a different story if you were murdered.)

Whenever you’re conscious, he’ll do pretty much anything you say, so long as it won’t get you anymore hurt or risk stunting your recovery.

When you’re released from the hospital, he’ll be by your side nearly 24/7 because he hates the idea of you getting hurt again just because he wasn’t there to protect you.

Aster (Horrortale Papyrus):

Tries to look calm and composed, but he does about as poor of a job as his brother. He does better in that he doesn’t act out or get in the way of the nurses, but he’s also crying and shaking and sobbing and can’t stop.

You getting injured triggers him pretty badly. If you’re not bleeding, it’ll probably be “only” a bad anxiety attack, but if there’s any blood involved it’s escalating into a full-blown panic attack.

He’s a nurse himself, but I doubt he’d be allowed to work with the other nurses when it comes to you because of how unsteady he is. He’s not sure whether he’s thankful for it or not, because he doesn’t trust himself to do a good job but he also wants to be there for you. He trusts his colleagues, but it’s still nerve-wracking.

Just like the others, he’s glued to your side when he’s allowed to be. Very metaphorically. He’s the best of them all at giving you space, partially because he’s just more respectful lol and partially because he’s a nurse so he knows not to smother you with physical affection until you’re in the clear.

If somebody caused you to go into this state, he will just like Dusk go and find them. He won’t do anything physical, but he does intimidate the person very effectively. He’s a terrifying giant and he knows how to use that to his advantage.

When you’re fine again, he’ll be acting anxious and protective for a while. He feels really guilty about it (because he should be comforting you - plus, he’s a nurse! He’s seen way worse things on his job) but you’ll have to give him comfort. This whole thing didn’t inspire much positive feelings in him and it stressed him out a lot, it may honestly take more of a toll on him than it does you.

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[dameronology]

you have my number {bucky barnes x reader}

summary: bucky barnes' memory is a little selective, thanks to all the brainwashing - but one thing he'll never forget is his love for you, even if you're a complete & utter pain in the ass. his ass. (based on deja vu by olivia rodigro)

^even tho this fic refers to bucky as having a new gf, the reader is still g.n :)

this is spoiler free! enjoyyy

- jazz xx

Your relationship with Bucky Barnes had been nothing short of a train wreck.

And frankly, that was putting it nicely.

It had been a short & passionate affair; intense and sweet and filled with so much emotion in such high concentrations that you'd both almost drowned in it. For every euphoric moment, there had been one so low that you'd scraped your knees on the ground. Climbing a ladder to heaven whilst simultaneously digging your own graves had taken its toll on you both, and eventually, you had no choice but to go your separate ways. It had been for your own sanity, really.

So there he was, tucked away in a neat little box in your brain, labelled don't touch, ever. Even when you were completely wasted, surrounded by your friends and their respective lovers, you never dared to venture back down that particular memory lane. Forgetting all the bad parts and selectively remembering the good parts was easy enough to do, but you had the common sense to remember why you'd broken up in the first place. Because Bucky Barnes, despite being easy on the eyes and having a charming sense of humour, was a pain in your fucking ass. He managed to press every one of your buttons without even trying and his ability to bring out the best in you was completely and entirely wiped out by his tendency to bring out the worst. That wasn't even getting started on his emotional hold-ups; a can of worms neither of you had dared to open until it became the very reason for your demise.

Six months had passed, and you'd managed to expertly avoid him. You worked different missions and Sam Wilson, god bless his sweet soul, went the extra mile to ensure your paths never crossed in a professional sense. On a personal level, however? That was a little more difficult. New York City felt a lot smaller after your break up. You found yourself occasionally ducking under your hood when you saw him on the F-train, or rushing to cross the road when you saw him coming towards you on the street.

That was when you had the whole city to lose yourself in; streets and shops and little food carts to distract yourself with should you need to. Being confined to the same room for a work party was a different story entirely, and one you didn't want to read. Yet, thanks to some insistence from your boss and a little grovelling from your colleagues, you found yourself rocking up to the former Avengers tower on a Friday night.

"So you do exist outside of your work uniform?" Sam Wilson greeted you with a quirked eyebrow.

"Yeah, yeah - nice to see you too, Wilson."

Despite your initial attempts to elbow him in the rips, he wrestled you off of him and pulled you into a tight hug. Sam was one of your favourite colleagues and oldest friends - he'd witnessed the rise and fall of your relationship with Bucky, and been there for you both during the break-up. That had been an exhausting few days, running between your respective apartments in an attempt to offer emotional support to you both.

"D'you want some champagne?" He asked.

"I'm good, but thank-"

You froze, eyes widening at the sight of James Barnes across the room. He looked quintessentially the same, bar for the fact his hair was a little longer and he had a fresh, pink scar under his left eye. Having ditched his usual attire for a black blazer, he looked good. Annoyingly so, in fact. It made you secretly grateful that you'd chosen to dress up a little more than usual too.

"- on second thoughts." You took the flute of champagne from Sam, also grabbing a shot of vodka from the same trey. It was gone in seconds.

"Need I ask?" Sam gave you a playful frown. His brown eyes followed your gaze over his shoulder, landing on the man you'd been staring at. "Ah. I need not."

"Sorry." You murmured. "We haven't actually spoken since, y'know."

"Since you had a break-up that made Ross and Rachel look good?"

"I don't think Bucky has ever seen Friends." You quipped.

"His loss." Sam shrugged. "You should talk to him."

"Nope." You snorted. "Absolutely not. I don't even know if he's moved on."

"Judging by the pretty blonde on his arm, I think he has," Sam replied. "Would you look at that! They're headed right for us."

That was a lot of information to process at once. You would have needed a week alone for your poor, tired brain to deal with the fact that Bucky had someone else on his arm, and a further three days to big yourself up enough to talk to him. Alas, that was not the case tonight. Instead, you had about five seconds between Sam finishing his sentence and your ex-boyfriend reaching you. It was just as well you found the energy within that timeframe to down your champagne.

You could see the woman on his arm clearer now. To give credit where credit was due, she stunning. She looked like the sort of girl who smelt of strawberries and Chanel, and grew her own vegetables on the fire escape. The kind of person you swore to be with every New Year that came, but quickly ditched after a week, returning to drinking coffee from the Starbucks under your apartment rather than going to the organic, vegan place a few blocks over. There was an ethereal glow about her and fuck. You were mad.

"Sam!" Bucky called out to his friend - for a minute, you thought he was ignoring you, before you realised he genuinely didn't recognise you. Your name rolled off his tongue with a tone of uncertainty, as though he was learning a new language and still learning how to pronounce things. "Wow. You look...different."

"So do you." You shot back. "Who's your friend?"

"This is Katie." He awkwardly smiled. "My...my girlfriend."

"It's nice to meet you." You forced an equally pained grin, taking her hand in a shake.

"How do you and Bucky know each other?" She asked.

"Work." Bucky quickly said. You thinned your eyes at him, almost in disbelief.

"So you're an Avenger like these two?" Katie asked, clearly not picking up on the tension. "That's so cool."

"Not in an official capacity." You replied. "But they'd be fucked without me."

--

The night only got longer from there, really.

There wasn't enough champagne in the world to help the void in your soul. It was a gaping wound that Bucky Barnes had both filled and widened - and tonight, he was doing the latter. It sounded as though him and Katie were having a grand ol' time of it. From the parts of the conversation that you'd actually bothered to listen to, you'd gathered that she'd arrived in New York from London just over three months ago. That meant she had a fucking accent. Of course she did. It made everything she said a thousand times more interesting.

"We were in Paris, in this little cafe. What was it called, babe? Maison de vie?"

"Maison de l'amour, doll." Bucky corrected her. It had only sounded right when he was calling you that.

Your eyes shot up from your drink, immediately staring daggers at them both. The slimy bastard. You had been the one to show him that place. You'd been in Paris for a mission, and after realising it was your four-month anniversary, you'd taken him there for pancakes. It had been a slow morning, filled with hazy eyes and pink skies, and it had ended with him dropping the L-bomb for the first time. The photo you'd taken of Bucky, sat beside a pile of pancakes the same size of him and with whipped cream on his chin, had been your phone background until the day you broke up.

"I've been there." You didn't break away from his gaze, holding cold blue eyes in a trance that he found to be almost suffocating.

"Oh, nice!" Katie beamed. "Did you enjoy it?"

"Yeah." You sniffed. "The company was shit, though."

"Oh, man." She replied. "I'm sorry to hear that."

"It's not your fault." You gave her a sweet smile - to Bucky, it was a look of venom. "So, tell me more about your trip to Paris."

He quickly cleared his throat. "We didn't do much. Just a weekend getaway-"

"- are you forgetting that we saw Billy Joel?" Katie cut him off with a laugh. "The Billy Joel!"

"Right." It looked as though his mouth had gone completely dry.

"He told me he loved me for the first time to Uptown Girl-"

"-excuse me for a moment." You shoved your glass in her hand, before backing away from your little huddle.

Your brain was focused on getting away and only on getting away. The room suddenly felt a thousand times hotter, and a thousand times smaller too, as though the walls were closing in on you. Maybe that wouldn't have been so bad if they'd just collapsed around you and swallowed you fucking whole. Anything to get away from this situation.

Making a beeline for the balcony doors, you elbowed them open and stepped outside. The cold air of the rooftop gardens was a welcome contrast to the stuffy indoors, biting, night air hitting your face like an icy hug. The sounds of the city rung below you - sirens and yells and tourists - and tangled into the faint sound of the music, all parts of a world that your brain was working overtime to block out.

You focused on the city instead, using the bright lights of the surrounding buildings to anchor you to reality. None of it really even made sense - you were over Bucky. Had been for a long time. It was just the thought of him doing all the things that he'd done with you, with someone else. It made you feel a little bad for Katie, too.

"I was going to tell you about Billy Joel."

You glanced over your shoulder, giving a derivative snort. "Piss off, Bucky."

"I'm serious." He ignored your demand, cautiously approaching you.

"I brought you those tickets!" You turned around to face him. "We were meant to go together. Billy Joel was our thing."

"We broke up!' He reminded you. "Like I said, I was going to tell you that we went together-"

"- I don't care." You cut him off. "I genuinely don't care."

"That was a lot of storming off for someone who doesn't care."

"Okay, maybe I care a little bit." You huffed, taking a seat on a bench. "It's not even that you're with someone else, it's that you're doing all the things we did. The nicknames, the pancake place, the concert."

"I..." Bucky took a seat beside you, pondering for a moment.

"And declaring your love for someone to Uptown Girl is fucking weird." You muttered.

"Do you have a better suggestion?"

"Vienna, obviously."

"You're such a pain in the ass." Bucky replied. "But for what it's worth, I wasn't thinking of Katie in that moment."

You glanced up at him, frowning. "What do you mean?"

"D'you remember that morning when we were in New Orleans?" He asked. "And we had a few hours to kill before our flight, so you started dancing around the hotel room to Uptown Girl?"

"I remember." You softly smiled.

"That was when I realised I loved you." He admitted. "I was replaying that in my head at the concert, and it just kinda came out, and Katie heard."

"Damn." You muttered. "Sucks to be her, huh?"

"I like Katie." He said. "Truth be told, doll, I'm still stuck in the past a little bit. With you, and with what we had."

"We fucking hated each other by the end, Buck."

"I know, but I mean all the stuff before that." He explained. "You were the first person who saw me for who I am and not what I've done. The first person that actually made me feel loved and worthy."

"I do try."

He lightly elbowed you "I'm serious. I think I'm just projecting my longing for what we had onto my current relationship."

"You're being painfully honest tonight." You observed. "It's fucking weird."

"Who taught me to be painfully honest?"

"Right." You rolled your eyes. "So this is how Frankenstein felt when he created his monster."

"You're the worst," Bucky muttered. "I genuinely am sorry, though. I shouldn't be recycling our memories. I should make new ones.'

Dusting off your trousers, you stood up. "You're right."

"Thank you, though."

"For what?"

"For finding me first," He replied, "and for teaching me what love is."

"Well, if you ever need to be reminded? You have my number."

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