Ruby:…*slaps him* DONT SCARE ME LIKE THAT!?.
Yang: phew for a second i was worried.
Blake: aw. I-i mean good.
Weiss: *slaps him* YOU DOLT!
Hidden camera footage from the JNPR showers
May: *takes pics*
Ruby: AWWWW SO CUTE!
Nora: aw i want cuddles.
Weiss: *happy mom noises*
Blake: *blush* this is too cute
this au belongs to @i-like-the-stars
i’m not gonna go into deets, if you have questions about this au you can drop em in mine or i-like-the-stars’ ask box.
basically ren is a vampire, nora is a werewolf, and jaune is a human (he’s not in any of these drawings tho lol)
Ruby: *blush* jaune?!
Nora: thats what im talking about
Weiss: h-hey take it easy!
Fiona: please be gentle
blake: stupid. sexy. jaune
fiona: *dont think about how hot he is!*
yang: thats daddy right there
yang: *dressed as red sonya* godamn were hot
nora: *nose bleed* gods your hot
ruby: hey im gonna make breakfast! oh my gods!
jaune and nora havibg sex on thr kitchen counter
yang: this is hot
ruby: oh that old thing
yang: old school. nice
(*art created by & used with the permission of @laztotro💖)
fiona: calm down sweetie
may: laughs hee ass off
blake: oh my god
weiss: oh you order coffeee too?
blake: me too
yang: ill have one
nora: one for me too
Jaune: Noooooraaaa, what did you doooooo.
Jaune: I know you’ve done something.
Nora: Whatcha mean Jaune-Jaune?
Jaune: It’s a lovely day today, we’re sitting in the beacon lawn, and we’re having a picnic. Usually you would have done something to get my attention by now, what did you do Nora?
Nora: *gasp* Jaune-Jaune! You mistake me for some sort of scoundrel! I would never-
Nora: I am the very respected Queen of Remnant! To even insinuate-
Jaune: Okay then miss, “Queen of Remnant”. What did you do today?
Nora: Well, let’s see. I-uh cleaned our room.
Jaune: Highly unlikely.
Nora: I brought us some food.
Jaune: I can believe that.
Nora: I gave Ruby Magnhild to add more explosions to it.
Jaune: Mhmm, Waitwhat?
Nora: I stepped on a ladybug by accident.
Jaune: No wait, what was that last part?
Nora: Aaaaand I accidentally killed Mr. Teddy-muffins by breaking his spine. That’s it, done.
Jaune: You mean the fourth pet Ursa you’ve gotten?
Nora: And that’s all I did today!
*a massive hole suddenly rips open in front them, a crack of distorted space filled with rippling energy. And fragments of what seems to be history.*
Jaune: Nooooooraaaa, what is that?
Nora: I may have forgotten to mention one of my activities.
Nora: I apologize. Apparently that was wrong.
Jaune: Explain, Nora.
Nora: Well from here it looks like a balloon!
Jaune: I’m not in the mood for this.
Nora: I think it’s just a lens flare and light dust.
Jaune: Just tell me Nora.
Nora: Fiiiiiiiine. I may have created a crack in spacetime…. in which we can contact our past selves.
Nora: What do you mean, “huh”?
Jaune: I think I was expecting worse.
Nora: Just a “Huh”! I found us a way to escape this nightmare of a place we live in and all you can is “Huh”?
Jaune: I know, but like, really? That’s what you did? Actually, how did you even do this?
Nora: Come on! Look at this! One way ticket to fixing everything we ever did wrong! All of this never has to happen!
Jaune: I don’t understand why we can do this Nora.
Nora: Do you know what it feels like to be me right now? It hurts. Not as much as the times we spent in solitude without any human contact, but hey, still hurts.
Jaune: Hey Nora.
Jaune: Are you sure you want to? You know, go back to past and fix everything?
Nora: YES! Duh! We can do everything better than before! Save Atlas! Save the World! Maybe even save our friends! I already got in contact with the past Ruby! Said she’s ready to pick us up. *GASP* Maybe we can even get a real wedding! Not like the makeshift one we did a few years back!
Jaune: Ah. I see. Well then, i just have one thing left to say then.
Nora: What is it Jaune?
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Jaune: Nooooraaa we’re suppose to be on vacation!
Nora: Well I Don’t know about you, but I am having a WONDERFUL time here.
Jaune: You destroyed the entire city of Mistral, Nora.
Nora : The Faunus have spoken! NO MORE RACISM!
Jaune: You destroyed the city by exploding it with a giant bomb.
Nora: It was a racist and desolate city!
Jaune: You aren’t even using the correct words to describe the place!
Nora: *BUURRP* Oh, that must’ve been the meat. About time it digested!
Jaune: That would be the baby Beowulf.
Nora: Well, that explains why my stomach was making the rumblies .
Jaune: It was absolutely horrifying. Your mouth unhinged like a snake.
Nora: *GASP* THAT SOUNDS AWESOME!
Jaune: *sigh* I can’t go anywhere with you, Nora
Nora: That hurt my feelings. Now we’re both in the wrong.
Jaune: I wanna go home. We’re leaving.
Nora: In that case, I should probably mention that I filled our ship with Grimm meat.
Nora: Well, I’m building a meat dragon! And not just any meat will do!
Jaune: You know what? Forget it. I don’t even care anymore.
Nora: Awwww, that’s no fun.
Jaune: This has become the norm for you Nora.
Nora: I’ll have to try harder next time!
Jaune: Please don’t…
Nora: I feel like I’ve been issued a challenge.
Nora: It’s too late now Ren!.
Nora: Well that’s your name silly!
Jaune: Nora we’ve known each other for an extremely long time.
Nora: And such an impression you’ve made! We’re practically married!
Jaune: My name is Jaune.
Jaune: It’s me, Jaune, your “fearless leader?” Mister “Jaune-Jaune?”, I’m not Ren.
Nora: Oh… *puts her hand on her chin, thinking deeply* I thought you were Ren.
Jaune: Why would you think that?
Nora: Welllllll the way you speak, the way you act… that and the pancakes. But mostly the pancakes *whips back around to face him* Are you sure?
Jaune: Of course I’m sure!
Nora: Oh! Well, If you’ll excuse me, I’ve got some pictures I need to change from my scroll. *runs off*
Jaune: *looks back at the empty and destroyed city*
*silence passes as the flames consuming the city roar louder*
…Still can’t let go huh?
ruby: im a good girl!.
fiona: blush* s-shut up
may: ugh. fine.
weiss: *blush* hmph!
Jaune: Nora! There is a live Ursa in our room!
Ursa: *Growls Loudly, shaking the collar attached to his neck*
Nora: Oh…hey…How did he get here?
Jaune: Noooooraaa, what did you do?!
Nora: Me? Uh, I didn’t do this!
Jaune: Explain what happened Nora!
Nora: I’ve never seen that Ursa before in my life!
Jaune: Why did you tame an Ursa Nora?
Nora: I do not tame Grimm!. That is- That is my least favorite thing to do.
Jaune: Tell me, Nora, exactly what you were doing before I came back.
Nora: Alright, well…I-i was taking a walk to the forest…
Nora: I was uh…thinking about the food fight…
Nora: Spotted two Ursai…
Jaune: Go on…
Nora: And, uh, well he walked up to me…
Nora: So, I went up to him…
Nora: And I-uh I… intimidated him to point of obedience!
Jaune: Nooooooooora, that’s what taming means!
Nora: Oh! Well, I didn’t know that!!
Jaune: How could you not know that?!
Nora: Yeah, I’m in the wrong here. I suck.
Jaune: Why is he so submissive?
Nora: What’s that?
Jaune: He-he’s just sitting there, menacingly. Nora what did you do to him?
Nora: Well, I kind of umm…intimidated him…. by eating a part of his partner.
Nora: Well, I—I was hungry and I-I didn’t have any pancakes so…
Jaune: Why on earth would you do that?!
Nora: I was hungry! Gimme a break!
Nora: My stomach was making the rumblies.
Nora: That only pancakes or Grimm could satisfy.
Jaune: What is wrong with you Nora?!
Nora: Well, I break legs and ate a Grimm! That’s—that’s two things!
jaune giving nora a bubble bath
nora tries to cook
jaune and nora picnic
nora walks around the house naked
nora’s arc sex
ruby: jaune did you see my panties?
ruby: did you want to?
weiss: you perv!
nora: hey fearless leader. trying to sneak a peek?
penny: hello jaune, why is your face red.