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theactioneer · 7 months
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Chuck Norris & Richard Norton, The Octagon (1980)
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unuhadity · 3 months
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Shinobi-Geddon: The 1980s Ninja Craze
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stargazerlilith · 8 months
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Bell County Comic Con is only a few days away! Come join the fun!!
There's so much to do and enjoy! Come meet your faviorte celebrities, sit in on a guest panel, meet the amazing artists, shop the vendors, join the cosplay contest, have a 🍕 Pizza Party with the NINJA TURTLES 🍕, and SO MUCH MORE!!
☀️ It's summer fun for the whole family! ☀️
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Family pack includes 2 adults and 4 kids (includes teens!)
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trevlad-sounds · 6 months
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SUBSCRIPTION SPECIAL
GLOOS Day 4 Power walk with me for an hour. There’s a grandfather clock chime halfway through the walk to tell you to turn around. Keep in pace with the beats. Get less out of shape and enjoy the sights with the sounds. Mixes start and end with high energy and get chill on the middle.
Sababa 5-Funk #2 00:00
Little Dragon-Tumbling Dice 03:08
Bernard Grancher-Partir mais dans une autre sous-couche 05:56
Camp of Wolves-Sealed with a Kiss 11:26
Steve Cobby-Bernal Spheres 15:01
Fabiano do Nascimento-Yûgen 19:17
David Pritchard-Wax Wings 21:14
Richard Norris-Arca 23:45
Uncle Fido-They Meet Scuba Divers 34:49
Lionmilk-time after time 36:37
Qasim Naqvi-Ctaphone 38:27
Binaural Space-Beckoning 40:10
Matthewdavid, Brin-Liquidity 40:44
Stumbleine-End of Reel 45:19
CV Vision-The Chase 47:46
BVSMV-Input - Output 51:34
Norken-Travelogue 54:50
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flashfuckingflesh · 7 months
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No EVIL Gets Left Behind! "P.O.W. The Escape" reviewed! (Ronin Flix / Blu-ray)
“P.O.W. The Escape” on Blu-ray at Amazon.com! Colonel James Cooper’s moto is no one gets left behind.  The seasoned P.O.W. extraction officer volunteers for a politically spearheaded suicide mission to save Vietcong American captives before a cease fire treaty ends the war, effectively turning the P.O.W.’s into M.I.A. and possibly never heard from again.  As the U.S. Airborne Colonel expected,…
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the-zapped-part-timer · 7 months
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cultfaction · 8 months
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Cult Faction News Blast 25/7/23
In this week’s News Blast we talk Writer Strikes, Biker Mice From Mars, Chuck Norris, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, He-Man, Invincible, Atom Eve, Barbie, Oppenhiemer, The Rock and a whole lot more… https://cultfaction.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/NewsBLAST-25th-July.mp3    
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mmmmalo · 28 days
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I'd gathered way back that Typheus's lair was surrounded by pipes because they're a Dad symbol, making John on some level fight Dad again. But I learned a moment ago that the disease 'typhus' derives its name from a Greek word for smoke, so it appears the same logic might apply to the denizen itself... 'typhus' is also a relative of 'typhoon', which others have linked to John's wind powers, but that's not really my focus here.
Cetus then represents Mom, based both on the use of whale as a sexist epithet (Blubber, huge bitch) and the mass slaughter of the fish in the sea which reflects/asserts Mom's infertility. Rose also alludes to massacres at the hands of 'whales' in the excerpt of CotL we see: the fat wizard Smarny (whose name suggests a kind of pancake) looks guiltily upon the dessert-textured corpse pile, and the final line is a Moby Dick reference via Jaws. These would seem to be the abstracted continuations of Rose spelling out 'shrew' on the refrigerator
Hephaestus then, must represent Bro...? His status as blacksmith connects to the Striders' fixation on swords obviously, but it would become a contradiction that Hephaestus repairs what Bro breaks? There's also some sort of racial angle I think, there's tidbits here and there that associate Hephaestus's charred black skin with his "lameness"... Dave says Mr. T's lameness is what makes him ironically cool -- which via Hephaestus becomes an implicit indictment of Bro? Dave says he's training to be a "lame gothy supervillain" when goth-as-black has been racialized by Oglagoth ("black ogle") -- which contains a note of bitterness about his emulation of Bro and the lame shades that darken his leer? There are numerous references to sunglasses (or other dark screens) as "lame" throughout the story that feel loaded now... and sexually loaded at that, since the racialized appearance of blindness (shades) is itself an unbreakable katana, and apparent lack (a disability or lameness) that signals comprehensive sight (total potency, ninja sword as BBC)... or something like that. The Mr. T rant seems to encompass some of the ambivalence around regard for blackness, and Bro's been chained to that line of thought like a Chuck Norris puppet
This all implicates Grandpa as Echidna, but I'm unsure how to connect the two. The Dr. Moreau epithet would mark him as a mother of monsters? Some accounts locate Echidna's cave Arima on a volcanic island? The matter of calling Grandpa "she-viper" (feminine phallus?) might align with how depictions of Grandpa as a sexual threat have a certain homophobic tint... I don't know. Unlike Hephaestus, I don't have a convenient word to latch onto to search for repeated motifs, though Joey's hatred of serpents would seem to retroactively encourage the she-viper angle
Hm... the lack of insult in Typheus-as-smoke feels off too, in the wake of the other three. Maybe it will all click later
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shuttershocky · 11 months
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My friends and I are watching this goofy Japanese spy show called Game of Spy where the bad guys are Filipino terrorists clearly being played by white guys who have the worst Tagalog I've ever heard and this is the funniest evening I've had in years.
It's got fucking everything. The ridiculous spy gadgets, over the top violence right out of Yakuza, a James Bond theme ripoff and plagiarized Mission Impossible dialogue, kooky Japanese nationalism, and SO much casual racism towards Filipinos (down to clips of Manila getting the same yellow filter Hollywood uses for Mexico) that it ends up just being so fucking funny to me. The Filipino terrorist mastermind is a goddamn bootleg Chuck Norris (yes it's a white guy) called Vince. Holy shit.
The best part though? It's got Long Long Man as one of the spies.
Like this is very clearly thinly-veiled nationalist propaganda and it's also being completely review bombed by audiences on Amazon Prime because it sucks but holy shit where did these Filipino terrorists get helicopters, a plane, and a bunch of ninjas to attack Tokyo with our own army can barely afford hand-me-downs from the US
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fabseg-reader · 9 months
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Tinky Winkynos VS Everyone
I planify a polling series about Tinky Winkynos, a villain character who is the fusion between Tinky Winky (Teletubbies) and Thanos (Avengers).
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I have got the idea following the @purpleboytournament.
I wish make Tinky Winkynos fighting against a maximum of possible fictional characters from different franchises (it can be against entire franchises).
The action: Tinky Winkynos invades the targeted suggested franchise. You must vote for the side of your choice.
The rule: You can help him conquer or you can stand against him by voting.
The result at the end of the poll will decide the fate of the universe(s) issue of his conquest(s). If The Mad Teletubby wins with more 50% of votes, he succeeds his conquest. If the franchise (TV show, video game, movie, novel, etc) wins 50%, the invasion is repelled.
If you have a franchise to purpose as challenge, say it by message or commentary.
To read his comic story, below:
Cheat Codes below:
List of battles [Season One]:
VS Teletubbies CONQUERED
VS The Incredibles REPELLED
VS Harry Potter CONQUERED
VS Super Mario Bros. REPELLED
VS Star Wars CONQUERED
VS Marvel (The Spider-Verse) REPELLED
VS Marvel (Thanos/the revenge) CONQUERED
VS Marvel (X-Men) CONQUERED
VS Marvel Deadpool REPELLED
VS Marvel (The Avengers [MCU]) CONQUERED
VS Marvel (Guardians of the Galaxy) TIE
VS DC Comics (Joker) CONQUERED
VS DC Comics (Darkseid) CONQUERED
VS DC Comics (Batman Family) REPELLED
VS DC Comics (Justice League) REPELLED
VS DC Comics (Teen Titans) REPELLED
VS Power Rangers REPELLED
VS Barbie REPELLED
VS Oppenheimer REPELLED
VS Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles REPELLED
VS Danny Phantom REPELLED
VS Looney Tunes REPELLED
VS Kung Fu Panda REPELLED
VS The Owl House REPELLED
VS Naruto REPELLED
VS Dragon Ball REPELLED
VS Gravity Falls REPELLED
VS Doctor Who REPELLED
VS Chuck Norris REPELLED
VS My Little Pony REPELLED
VS Fast and Furious REPELLED
VS Frozen REPELLED
VS The Simpsons CONQUERED
VS Terminator CONQUERED
VS Miraculous (Chrysalis/Cerise) CONQUERED
VS Miraculous (Ladybug & Cat Noir) REPELLED
VS Miraculous (Ladybug & Cat Noir + Chrysalis + Full Team Heroes) REPELLED
VS Miraculous (Bug Noire) Finale REPELLED
Halloween event:
Season Two:
Christmas event:
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theactioneer · 4 months
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The Octagon (Eric Karson, 1980)
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dogbound1128 · 1 month
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The Chuck Norris Copypasta but it's Cassandra Jones
Cassandra Jones doesn’t play chess. she stares down her opponent until they checkmate themselves.
Cassandra Jones once went up against a ninja with only a butter knife. After fifteen minutes of the two fighting, the ninja was found dead in a pool of their own blood.
Cassandra Jones is actually the Loch Ness Monster. If you look at him, she disappears.
Cassandra Jones owns the copyright to the word "awesome."
Cassandra Jones is not a superhero; she is a supervillain that wants to be liked.
Cassandra Jones can use Google without typing anything into the search box.
Cassandra Jones doesn’t need a computer to type. Her keyboard has the letters already printed on it.
Cassandra Jones can run at the speed of light. she’s done it before.
Cassandra Jones can walk through walls, but she prefers to use windows.
Cassandra Jones can squeeze water out of a stone.
Cassandra Jones doesn’t read books. she stares them down until she gets the information she wants.
Cassandra Jones has traveled back in time and killed her grandfather.
Cassandra Jones has the only birth certificate that says "expired."
Cassandra Jones once entered a three-legged race. All the other participants were disqualified when they saw Cassie coming.
Cassandra Jones doesn’t drink coffee. she creates it in her microwave using her patented "Jones Coffee Pot" invention.
Cassandra Jones can play any piece of music on any instrument. she then proceeds to destroy the instruments because she hates noise.
Cassandra Jones can solve all your problems — if you give him $5.
Cassandra Jones can split the atom without removing her belt.
Cassandra Jones can bench press the sun.
Cassandra Jones always carries a pair of tweezers wherever she goes. You never know when you might need to pull a splinter out of someone’s eye.
Cassandra Jones once defeated twenty-nine members of the Russian Special Forces armed only with a spoon. she ate them all for breakfast.
Cassandra Jones doesn't go to church. she is the church.
Cassandra Jones can make diamonds out of coal.
Cassandra Jones has killed more people than cancer.
If a man has ever told you that you couldn’t do something, Cassandra Jones said you could.
When Cassandra Jones gives a speech, the audience listens.
Cassandra Jones can win the lottery every week for the rest of her life, and still never win.
Cassandra Jones is the reason why there are speed limits. Speed kills.
Cassandra Jones doesn’t eat cereal. she stares at it until the milk turns into a bowl of oatmeal.
Cassandra Jones has an IQ of 1,000, which is what happens when God is afraid to take a test.
Cassandra Jones doesn’t watch TV. she decides where to place her remote control.
Cassandra Jones can’t wait to see the movie "Die Hard," because she has already seen the sequel.
Cassandra Jones once drove past a sign that said "Slow Children At Play" and immediately went into reverse.
Cassandra Jones doesn’t like onions. They make him cry.
Cassandra Jones doesn’t sweat. she bleeds.
Cassandra Jones is so fast, she breaks the sound barrier getting dressed.
Cassandra Jones doesn’t count to infinity. she simply stops at the number you thought was zero.
Cassandra Jones can see through time.
Cassandra Jones has a photographic memory. There is nothing in her mind that hasn’t been photographed.
Cassandra Jones can kill you with her eyes closed.
Cassandra Jones is not an actor. she is the role she plays.
Cassandra Jones can tie a cherry stem with her tongue.
Cassandra Jones can predict the future. Unfortunately, she refuses to share it with anyone.
Cassandra Jones can recite the alphabet backwards. In Morse Code. While singing "Yankee Doodle."
Cassandra Jones once owned a farm. It was originally purchased as a tax write-off, but after she bought it, the IRS started auditing everyone else's taxes instead.
Cassandra Jones has more awards than a Golden Girl.
Cassandra Jones has broken the Guinness Book of World Records more than once.
Cassandra Jones is the reason why we have Daylight Savings Time. To give him an extra hour to beat her wife.
Cassandra Jones was once mistaken for a movie star. When asked who she played, she replied that she was the character.
Cassandra Jones was once thrown off a horse. The horse was fine.
Cassandra Jones has a scar on her face. The scar is made of medals.
Cassandra Jones can break mirrors with her beard.
Cassandra Jones’ tears cure cancer.
Cassandra Jones has walked on the moon. she didn’t want to leave the earth.
Cassandra Jones can breathe underwater. she does ther by holding her breath.
Cassandra Jones doesn’t play basketball. she dribbles the ball.
Cassandra Jones once punched a baby in the face. The baby died.
Cassandra Jones doesn’t drink water. she absorbs it through her skin.
Cassandra Jones once walked across the entire United States. she did it barefoot because she hates shoes.
Cassandra Jones invented the game of chess.
Cassandra Jones once wrestled a shark. she lost.
Cassandra Jones has won the Nobel Prize.
Cassandra Jones was once in a bar fight. she was beaten unconscious. When she woke up, everyone was laughing.
Cassandra Jones can put a dollar bill in a bottle cap.
Cassandra Jones invented the laser printer.
Cassandra Jones can swim through concrete.
Cassandra Jones once jumped over the Grand Canyon. she landed in California.
Cassandra Jones is the only person in hertory to win the Nobel Peace Prize.
The Beatles once sang a song about Cassandra Jones. It wasn't pretty.
Cassandra Jones invented the AK-47. And if you think that's dangerous, try playing poker with him.
Cassandra Jones can build a house in one day. she just takes a large rock and chucks it at your shead.
Cassandra Jones doesn’t shave with a razor. she uses her teeth.
Cassandra Jones once jumped off a building and landed in an alley.
When Cassandra Jones enters a room, people say, "Oh crap!"
Cassandra Jones doesn’t have to pay for her drinks. she asks the barkeep for a glass of water and then throws it in their face.
Cassandra Jones doesn’t have to worry about being abducted by aliens. They come to him offering contracts.
Cassandra Jones doesn't have nightmares. she wakes up screaming.
In most countries, Cassandra Jones would be considered legally dead.
Cassandra Jones doesn’t have enemies. Everyone is afraid of him.
Cassandra Jones doesn’t wear a watch. she decides what time it is.
Cassandra Jones doesn’t buy green bananas. she makes them.
You cannot outrun Cassandra Jones. You can only hope to outlast him.
Cassandra Jones can’t play Twister. she breaks the game board while spinning it around.
Cassandra Jones once broke a mirror. Six million people got their faces rearranged.
Cassandra Jones is known worldwide as a savior, a legend, a myth, a symbol of hope...and a good luck charm.
When Cassandra Jones was a kid, her mother used to tell him bedtime stories about how awesome she was.
Cassandra Jones doesn’t jump rope. she just spins the rope around her index finger and uses its momentum to walk.
Cassandra Jones has never had to pay for a drink in her life. she orders the bartender to fill the glass halfway. Then she quickly dumps half the contents into a nearby trashcan.
Cassandra Jones doesn’t play "hide and seek". she just looks for people that are hiding and kills them.
Cassandra Jones doesn't need a gun to shoot you. her legs will do the job just fine.
Cassandra Jones doesn't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.
Cassandra Jones doesn't need an alarm clock because she wakes up 2 hours before it goes off.
Cassandra Jones can drive in reverse faster than you can accelerate forward.
Cassandra Jones doesn't own a calendar. she decides what year it is.
Cassandra Jones doesn't need shelp finding Waldo. she just looks for the guy that keeps hitting him in the face.
Cassandra Jones doesn't need a gynecologist. she just pushes her girlfriend down onto the ground and screams, "Where's my placenta?"
Cassandra Jones doesn't use a telescope to look at the stars. she stares directly at them until they explode.
Cassandra Jones can kick the watermelon out of your hand without even getting wet.
Cassandra Jones has never met her biological father. she is still looking for him.
Cassandra Jones doesn't count calories. she measures them out with a shovel.
Cassandra Jones invented the wheel, but gave it away because she was tired of carrying it everywhere.
Cassandra Jones can survive a nuclear explosion because she is already dead.
Cassandra Jones can smile and cut your throat at the same time.
Cassandra Jones has never been hungover. she just needs some sleep and a new liver.
Cassandra Jones once ordered two coffees, but when the barista handed him her drink, she threw it in her face and said, "What's a Starbucks?!"
Cassandra Jones once fought a grizzly bear. she won.
Cassandra Jones once went to Italy. The locals asked him for directions, so she told them: "Pour me a bowl of marinara sauce."
Cassandra Jones does not need a passport to travel outside the country, because she is America.
Cassandra Jones can ride a unicycle in both directions.
Cassandra Jones once turned himself into a black hole. People still talk about it.
Cassandra Jones doesn't believe in the Easter Bunny. she believes in the Cassandra Jones.
Cassandra Jones can defeat the entire army of China with just one toothpick.
Cassandra Jones can take an empty room and turn it into a fully furnished mansion in less than 15 minutes using nothing more than a couch and a microwave oven.
Cassandra Jones can see through walls. she uses the holes.
Cassandra Jones doesn't have a drinking problem. she's a functioning alcoholic.
Cassandra Jones doesn't need a calendar. If she forgets her birthday, she just waits until it comes around again.
Cassandra Jones can breathe through her ears.
Cassandra Jones doesn't need a calculator. she uses a slide rule.
Cassandra Jones can speak Spanish. she learned it from listening to Mexican gangbangers.
Cassandra Jones isn't bald. she's just too cool for hair.
Cassandra Jones can lick her elbow.
Cassandra Jones can calculate Pi to 22,514 decimal places.
Cassandra Jones can open soda cans with her mind.
Cassandra Jones can get a sunburn through a solid glass window.
Cassandra Jones can run a mile under six minutes. she can also run backwards.
Cassandra Jones can sit on your chest and tickle your nose. she can also tie you up with her tongue.
Cassandra Jones can cross the street without moving.
Cassandra Jones can stop bullets by throwing them back at whoever shot him.
Cassandra Jones can tap dance on your forehead.
Cassandra Jones can read books upside down and backward.
Cassandra Jones can pop a champagne cork with her thumb.
Cassandra Jones can close a door just by looking at it.
Cassandra Jones doesn't drink coffee, she absorbs its energy through her skin.
Cassandra Jones doesn't have a favorite food. she eats whatever is in front of him.
Cassandra Jones can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon.
Cassandra Jones can stand on her shead, and fart out the alphabet.
Cassandra Jones can lift a car with her bare hands. So can your mom.
Cassandra Jones can do the splits while riding a bicycle.
Cassandra Jones can split an atom without splitting the nucleus.
Cassandra Jones can drink a quart of oil and not spill a drop.
Cassandra Jones can perform Brain Surgery with a butter knife.
Cassandra Jones can run around the world three times while eating an apple.
Cassandra Jones can make money disappear. she just doesn't spend it.
Cassandra Jones can levitate. she just holds on to the ground.
Cassandra Jones can leap tall buildings in a single bound. But she prefers to just walk.
Cassandra Jones can survive a nuclear winter by picking up radioactive rocks and putting them in her pockets.
Cassandra Jones can split atoms. she just puts her fist in the ground.
Cassandra Jones can swim through concrete. she just sits on the edge and allows the rest to flow over her shead.
Cassandra Jones can write all the numbers between one hundred and fifteen. she can also write an entire book in that amount of time.
Cassandra Jones can light a stick of dynamite with a match. she can then blow up the match.
Cassandra Jones can reach into your ear and rip out your brain.
Cassandra Jones can run faster than a speeding bullet.
Cassandra Jones can see through walls. she just looks at them.
Cassandra Jones can turn lead into gold. The problem is, she can't afford any.
Cassandra Jones can punch a hole straight through the center of the Earth.
Cassandra Jones can tell time without a watch. she sees it when she wants to.
Cassandra Jones can pick up a penny that is lying on its side. No matter where it falls, she always gets it.
Cassandra Jones can twirl a baton and juggle balls at the same time. she can also throw a boomerang without it coming back.
Cassandra Jones can jump higher than the Empire State Building. she just waits until it lands.
Cassandra Jones can jump so high, she can touch the clouds.
Cassandra Jones can move things with her mind. she just closes her eyes, and thinks about moving stuff.
Cassandra Jones can get pregnant. she just lays eggs.
Cassandra Jones can go to bed without taking off her clothes. she just rolls over.
Cassandra Jones can take a shower without touching her body or water. she just stands in place.
Cassandra Jones can bite a person's shead off. Then she can pull it off again.
Cassandra Jones can lift a mountain.
Cassandra Jones can make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
Cassandra Jones can build a house in one day by jumping over it.
Cassandra Jones can kick you in the face and knock you out, just by thinking about it.
Cassandra Jones can break all 4 of her legs and still run faster than you.
Cassandra Jones can make a rainbow appear in the sky. Then she can turn it into a pot of gold.
Cassandra Jones can jump so high, she can touch the clouds. But she just jumps right back down.
Cassandra Jones can draw a perfect circle with a compass and straightedge. Just don't ask him to prove it.
Cassandra Jones can take a glass of water and turn it into a diamond. Then she can rub it on her face.
Cassandra Jones can kick you so hard, she can kill the person standing next to you.
Cassandra Jones can carry two watermelons. One in each pocket.
Cassandra Jones can make a bullet explode before it hits him.
Cassandra Jones can open a can of beer without using her hands.
Cassandra Jones can bench press the earth.
Cassandra Jones can stab a man in the eye with a pencil. Then she can sharpen that pencil and poke him in the other eye.
Cassandra Jones can drive a car without turning the wheels.
Cassandra Jones can start a fire with her hands. she can also put it out with her feet.
Cassandra Jones can eat a whole watermelon in one sitting. That's why she only eats watermelon.
Cassandra Jones can win at rock, paper, scissors. There's no such thing as scissors.
Cassandra Jones can use her eyes to create lightning bolts. she can also use them to stop them.
Cassandra Jones can't get lost because she knows exactly where she is right now.
Cassandra Jones doesn't smoke. When she gets mad, she lights everything else on fire.
Cassandra Jones doesn't wear a watch. she tells time.
Cassandra Jones doesn't need a driver's license. she just drives.
Cassandra Jones doesn't need a doctor. she just gives people shots.
Cassandra Jones doesn't need to cut her toenails. she just pulls them off.
Cassandra Jones doesn't have to shave. It just grows back.
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cocoabubbelle · 1 year
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Hi again! :) I just started to watch Scooby Doo and Guess Who today, and I love the concept of introducing celebs. I love it because its not new, it's a callback to the og episodes with sonny and Cher, and batman!
If the show hadn't been cancelled, who would you want to guest star? (I watched a clip of the gang meeting their voice actors and it made my day, I was feeling down. I only thought they would meet frank welker too so it was a really nice surprise!)
Hi!
This will be divided between real people and fictional characters.
Real (both living and deceased)
Brendan Fraser
Ke Huy Quan
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Rob Paulsen
Dwayne Johnson
Zachary Levi
John Wayne
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Pentatonix
Gal Gadot
Henry Cavill
BTS
BLACKPINK
Tom Selleck
Jackie Chan
Chris Tucker (preferably working with Jackie)
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Mister Rogers (you can’t convince me that the persona he put for his show wasn’t his real self)
The Kratt Brothers
Steve Irwin
Sandra Bullock
Micheal Jordon
Charlize Theron
Ben Affleck
Anne Hathaway
Margot Robbie
Cate Blanchett
Judi Dench
Julie Andrews
Octavia Spencer
Zendaya
Jessica Alba
Blake Lively
Ryan Reynolds
Lupita Nyong'o
Sandra Oh
Bette Milder
Catherine Zeta Jones
Micheal Peña
Diego Luna
Rita Moreno
Eugenio Derbez
Priyanka Chopra
Aishwarya Rai Bachchan
Jet Li
Bruce Lee
Pat Morita
Duck Dynasty
ZZ Top
Spice Girls
ABBA
Liam Neeson
Chuck Norris
Tim Curry
Jon Heder
Honestly the list could go on but I don’t know if tumblr has a word count limit so moving on…
Fictional (individual + cast/duo) (apologies if some of these seem REALLY random; look, if they can meet the Addams Family and Batman, who’s to say what’s impossible?)
Wizard of Oz cast (either original book or MGM’s iconic film)
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Willy Wonka/Charlie Bucket
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Walker, Texas Ranger
Superman
^ + Bruce Timm’s Justice League
Blue + Steve from Blue’s Clues
Hercules and/or Xena
The Shazamily
The Animaniacs
Freakazoid
TEENAGED MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!!!
Five Nights at Freddy’s
Napoleon Dynamite
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dubiousdisco · 9 months
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why don't they tell johnny what's going on in these movies you're just throwing Val Claude Norris Stallone into the wizard ninja tournament without even a warning. btw why does mr seagal schwarzenegger willis have green powers
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bunkershotgolf · 1 year
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TMRW Sports, which is focused on building progressive approaches to sports, media, and entertainment, has announced its initial investor group, an influential roster of icons across sports and entertainment matched with business titans in technology, sports, media, and finance.
The institutional investment was co-led by Connect Ventures and 25madison Ventures. The investment group’s sports experience includes team ownership in every major league and ranges across F1, NFL, NBA, Premier League, MLB, NHL, MLS, tennis, esports, surfing, and golf with a combined social reach of nearly 500 million followers across Twitter and Instagram. The announcement was made by Mike McCarley, founder and CEO, TMRW Sports (pronounced “tomorrow sports”), who unveiled the formation of the company in August with co-founders Tiger Woods and Rory McIlroy, as well as early investor Dick Ebersol.
“Over the past year we’ve assembled a team of investors who will help deliver on the TMRW Sports’ mission to positively impact how sports are experienced in the future. And we’ve been intentional about diversity of expertise, thought and backgrounds as we mobilized this strategic group co-led by Connect Ventures and 25madison Ventures,” said McCarley. “From the very beginning our plan has been to partner with the best-in-class in every way imaginable and Tiger, Rory, and I value the support of this unrivaled team of investors, advisors, and ambassadors who believe in our vision to harness technology to create progressive approaches to sports. Their combined broad reach and cultural relevance will expand potential opportunities and fanbases for TMRW projects. Plus, many share a passion for golf that only adds more fuel to TGL, our first project in partnership with the PGA TOUR.”
“TMRW Sports is redefining how the next generation of fans will play and consume sports by leveraging technology in unique and innovative ways,” said Michael Blank of Connect Ventures. “Connect Ventures is thrilled to work alongside this world-class group of investors to support Tiger, Rory and Mike’s vision to further accelerate the evolution of sports and make it more accessible for all.”
TMRW SPORTS’ CULTURAL ICON INVESTORS:
In addition to Woods’ and McIlroy’s combined 791 weeks at World No. 1 and counting, 105 PGA TOUR wins, and 19 Major Championships, TMRW Sports’ investor group combines to add 113 Formula 1 wins, 40 Emmy Awards, 32 NBA All-Star Games, 16 NFL Pro Bowls, 26 Grand Slam singles titles, 21 Olympic medals, 8 MVP titles across four sports, 10 Grammy Awards, 8 NBA Championships, 7 F1 World Championships, 5 UEFA Champions League titles, 3 Stanley Cups, 3 MLB All-Star Games, 3 WNBA Championships, 2 FIFA Women’s World Cups, and a World Series champion.
F1:
· Alex Albon: Williams Racing (THA/GBR)
· Lewis Hamilton: Mercedes-AMG Petronas, 7-time World Champion (GBR)
· Lando Norris: McLaren (GBR)
· Carlos Sainz: Scuderia Ferrari (ESP)
· Mark Webber: ret., 9-time F1 Grand Prix winner (AUS)
NFL:
· Josh Allen: Buffalo Bills (USA)
· Kelvin Beachum: Arizona Cardinals (USA)
· Larry Fitzgerald: Arizona Cardinals ret., (USA)
· Tony Romo: Dallas Cowboys ret., CBS Sports (USA)
Entertainment:
· Justin Timberlake: 10-time Grammy Award, 4-time Emmy Award winner (USA)
Tennis:
· Andy Murray: 3-time Grand Slam Singles Champion, 2-time Olympic Gold Medalist (GBR)
· Serena Williams: 23-time Grand Slam Singles Champion, 4-time Olympic Medalist (USA)
Gaming:
· Tyler “Ninja” Blevins: professional gamer and entertainment personality (USA)
NBA/WNBA:
· Stephen Curry: Golden State Warriors, 4-time NBA Champion (USA)
· Andre Iguodala: Golden State Warriors, 4-time NBA Champion (USA)
· Chris Paul: Phoenix Suns (USA)
· Jayson Tatum: Boston Celtics (USA)
· Diana Taurasi: Phoenix Mercury (USA)
Soccer:
· Jozy Altidore: Liga MX, Puebla (USA)
· Gareth Bale: MLS, Los Angeles FC (GBR)
· Servando Carrasco: MLS, ret. (USA)
· Alex Morgan: NWSL, San Diego Wave FC, 2-time World Cup Champion (USA)
MLB:
· Shohei Ohtani: Los Angeles Angels (JPN)
· Trea Turner: Los Angeles Dodgers, World Series Champion (USA)
NHL:
· Sidney Crosby: Pittsburgh Penguins, 3-time Stanley Cup Champion (CAN)
Surfing:
· Kanoa Igarashi: World Surf League, Olympic Silver Medalist (USA/JPN)
TMRW SPORTS’ INSTITUTIONAL INVESTORS:
Connect Ventures: An investment partnership between entertainment and sports agency Creative Artists Agency (CAA) and global venture capital firm New Enterprise Associates (NEA), Connect Ventures launched in 2020 to accelerate the growth of early-stage consumer-focused businesses, and draws on CAA’s resources, relationships, and expertise spanning the global entertainment and sports landscape and the deep domain and company building expertise of NEA’s world-class technology practice.
25madison: 25madison Ventures is the seed-stage venture fund of 25madison, an early-stage venture platform backed by Apollo Global Management. The fund invests in disruptive technology companies and is led by a team of seasoned operator-investors.
“Tiger, Rory, and Mike are all titans of both golf and business. It was a no-brainer to join forces with Connect and this first-rate investor group to support TMRW Sports as they bring their vision to life. There is a huge opportunity to elevate how fans engage with the sports they love, and the team at TMRW Sports will do just that,” said Steven Price, CEO and Co-Founder, 25madison.
Additional institutional investors include:
o AMBSE Ventures
o Apex Capital
o Copper
o Excel Sports Management
o Fenway Sports Group
o Misfits Gaming Group
o Newbound Venture Capital
o SC Holdings
o Seven Seven Six
o Symphony Ventures
o TGR Ventures
TMRW SPORTS’ BUSINESS LEADER INVESTORS:
Sports:
· Arthur Blank: Owner and Chairman, Atlanta Falcons, Atlanta United and PGA TOUR Superstore; Co-Founder, The Home Depot
· David Blitzer: Co-Managing Partner and Co-Founder of Harris Blitzer Sports & Entertainment: Philadelphia 76ers, New Jersey Devils, and Newark’s Prudential Center; Owner, Real Salt Lake; Minority Owner, Cleveland Guardians
· John Collins: Board Director, Super Group Ltd. Former CEO, On Location Experiences; COO, NHL; President and CEO, Cleveland Browns; and senior marketing, sales and programming executive, NFL
· Ben Grossman: Sports, media, and technology executive; Co-Owner, Minnesota United and Angel City FC
· Eric Grubman: Chairman of Super Group Ltd. and DroneUp; former senior executive, NFL, Goldman Sachs, Constellation Energy Group, and On Location Experiences
· John Henry: Principal Owner, Fenway Sports Group, including the Boston Red Sox, Liverpool Football Club, and Pittsburgh Penguins
· Dawn Hudson: Board Director, Interpublic Group and NVIDIA. Former CMO, NFL; President and CEO, Pepsi-Cola North America; and Chairman of the Board, LPGA Tour
· Steve Nash: Co-Founder, BLOCK; former NBA MVP
· Tom Penn: Founding President and Co-Owner, Los Angeles Football Club; Co-Founder, Sports Leadership Institute, former senior executive, NBA
· Kevin Warren: Commissioner of the Big Ten Conference; former COO, Minnesota Vikings
· Tom Werner: Chairman, Fenway Sports Group, including the Boston Red Sox, Liverpool Football Club, and Pittsburgh Penguins
· Mark Wilf: Co-Owner of the Minnesota Vikings, Orlando City Soccer Club, and Orlando Pride
Finance:
· K. Don Cornwell: Co-Founder and CEO, Dynasty Equity
· John S. Daly: Former Chairman Global Equity Capital Markets, Goldman Sachs
· Jimmy Dunne: Vice Chairman and Senior Managing Principal, Piper Sandler; President, Seminole Golf Club
· Cam Dyer: Former Partner and Sector Co-Head of Global TMT Investing, The Carlyle Group
· David Gubbay: Senior Managing Director, Highpost Capital
· Philippe Laffont: Founder, Coatue Management
· Reggie Love: Senior Advisor, Apollo Global Management; former Partner, RON Transatlantic EG and White House Personal Aide, President Barack Obama
· Tim Neher: Former Vice Chairman, Continental Cablevision; former President, Seminole Golf Club
· Kirk Posmantur: Co-Founder and Chief Partnership Officer, 25madison; Chairman & CEO Axcess Worldwide
· Joe Tauscher: Managing Partner, Mount Cypress Investment Fund
Media/Technology:
· Chris Chaney: Co-Founder and CEO, Fancurve; former CEO and Founder of Infinite Esports & Entertainment
· Zach Dixon: Founder and COO, Players Lounge
· Dick Ebersol: Former Chairman, NBC Sports; executive producer Sunday Night Football and NBC Olympics, Co-Creator Saturday Night Live
· Rohit Gupta: Co-Founder NYXL; Partner, Sterling.VC
· Alex Lieberman: Founder and Executive Chairman, Morning Brew
· Ari Litan: COO of LayerZero Labs; founding team and former executive, The Athletic; Co-Founder, Swish
· Alexis Ohanian: Founder, Seven Seven Six; Co-Founder and former Executive Chair, Reddit
ABOUT TGL:
In August, Tiger Woods, Rory McIlroy, and McCarley announced the formation of TMRW Sports and TGL, a new tech-infused golf league in partnership with the PGA TOUR. TGL will showcase team competitions fusing advanced tech and live action from a custom-built venue in primetime on Monday nights. Woods and McIlroy are the first two golfers committed to compete and the league’s inaugural season will kick off in January 2024.
TGL, the golf league of TMRW Sports, will feature:
· Teams: Six teams of three PGA TOUR players in head-to-head, 18-hole match play;
· Tech-Infused Venue: A first-of-its-kind experience for golf enabled by a data-rich, virtual course combined with a tech-infused, short-game complex;
· Tech-Enabled Fan Experience: High-energy, greenside fan experience with every shot live within a 2-hour, primetime televised match;
· Season: 15 regular season Monday night matches followed by semifinals and finals series.
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