#not a chance

[karlydraws]

Been thinking about cold things lately

#oh you think ww would have a sled? #not a chance #snowmobile it is #karly draws #trigun #trigun stampede #vash the stampede #millions knives #nicholas d. wolfwood #vash #nai #wolfwood #frozen au

[vonnebenan]

trying something new

#i bought these pencils at aldi for a couple of euros so the quality didn't come as a surprise #but that white pencil is SO useless #i thought that i could use it to create some contrast but NO #not a chance #i enjoy working with them though and i think it doesn't look too bad so far #i mean i haven't tried anything like this with watercolour pencils since 2019 so i'm happy rn #star trek #star trek tos #star trek fanart #traditional art #spock #my art

[halobirthdays]

Happy birthday to Spartan Kelly-087!

Today is her -487th birthday!

Kelly was born on Imber in 2510. She was identified as an exceptional child by Catherine Halsey and selected to be conscripted into the SPARTAN-II program. On the day of her kidnapping, she evaded ONI agents for several hours, coming out only because she thought the ordeal was a game for her upcoming birthday.

Like all Spartan-II conscripts, she was brought to Reach and trained under CPO Franklin Mendez. There, she met John-117 and Sam-034, the first friends she made after her conscription, and the foundational members of Blue Team. Kelly became known for her incredible speed, easily outpacing the other trainees during exercises. The augmentation procedures were particularly difficult for her, and she nearly died. While she took the longest to recover, once she did, her natural speed became unparalleled.

Like all Spartan-IIs, Kelly participated in hundreds of missions and engagements over the course of her life, and particularly during the Human-Covenant war. After the fall of Reach, a heavily-injured Kelly was brought to Onyx with Dr. Halsey, where she would be introduced to the Spartan-III candidates and assist in training them.

Sarcastic, stubborn, and cynical, Kelly is perhaps the most emotional member of Blue Team, and the most likely speak up and challenge others. She is incredibly resilient, having been near death multiples times yet always making a full recovery. While she has served in more engagements than any other Spartan besides John, and, as a result, is heavily decorated, Kelly doesn't care for or pay attention to her accolades.

At the close of the war, Kelly continued to serve, rejoining Blue Team to face the threat of the Didact, and then Cortana and the Created. It is unclear if she was on the Infinity when it was attacked by the Banished.

In canon (~2560), she is turning 50!

#you thought i would forget my daughter? #not a chance #happy birthday my kel-kel #september 21 legends only #kelly 087 #kelly-087 #spartan-II #blue team

[bell-wizard-art]

Listen, listen, listen. If the live action Legend of Zelda movie isn't as breathtaking, detailed, ethereal, and magical as Legend (1985) then I literally am not watching it. If they're not going to be using real sets for the environments, and real special effects for the monsters, and real costume and makeup, then it's not worth it. If they just CGI everything, they're wasting the potential for what could be the best movie ever made

LOOK AT THE VISION!!! LIVE ACTION ZELDA COULD WORK IF THEY PUT IN THE EFFORTTTTTTT!!!!

#do i think they will? #no #not a chance #but if they do #think of the potential #the legend of zelda #legend of zelda #legend of zelda movie #legend 1985 #not art

[jessieren]

A couple of new to me moustache shots - definite soft-stache™️ adorableness

Photo credit: Paul Cripps

#shaun evans #itv endeavour #endeavour morse #moustache mondays #morsetache mondays #featuring the softstache #soft-stache is the best type of tache #although I am now a big fan of all things tache* #*only when related to evans #not a fan of any tache behaviour outside of evans #and I do still prefer him without #wouldn’t kick him out of bed with a tache though #or with a beard #in fact I like the beard #to be fair #I wouldn’t kick him out of bed for anything #well… maybe some things #who am I kidding #not a chance #I’d even accept the manky vest #and the socks/shorts combo #although he would obviously need to remove said items #fairly quickly #like immediately #I may need to set some ground rules #again.. who am I kidding #there are no ground rules #oh god… my tags are writing themselves again #sorry… not sorry #hot damn evans

[seeyouinthesoup]

Tell Suvi she’s wrong, as if you are a person in the world. We want to side with the spirit world because magic and metaknowledge about wizard hubris a trope and something Aabria loves and is incredible at.

But from Suvi’s POV, it is possible for any human to learn magic — not every one will be good at it (at least per the Citadel’s understanding of magic). And then there’s these spirits, who you have to worship or at least make a treaty with solely to keep from destroying you. Sure, some are good, but is it moral to let the bad ones live? Why do they have to come to her world? They have a place, they don’t have to interfere with her plane of existence. Just because they are more powerful, they get to interfere? And demand worship? As far we know at the moment, Naram is blessing Port Talon, but we don’t know everything. What if he bringing the fish to their shores and starving another port for not worshipping him?

Of course, you might want to say it’s about respect and not worship, but where do you draw that line with a god/spirit who’s actively involved in your life? If anything, looking at it from in world, witches are diplomats who are learning to beat spirits on their own terms. You could easily think that system isn’t great; the system seems based on favoritism and chosen ones and doesn’t apply equally to all.

In comparison, sure, the Citadel protects its favorites, but everyone still trains and learns together. Even a favorite who can’t learn a cantrip isn’t going to be able to advance too far. It could even feel more like a meritocracy. And you can beat the spirits on human terms, not theirs.

Suvi is breaking but she’s breaking because she’s young and powerful and coming to age and grew up around constant war. Sure, she grew up under what the Citadel teaches, but there’s a strong logic their words. Not to mentions, she’s already enough of a rebel by being okay with a witch and a singular spirit. We’re not gonna see her suddenly go against her and her family’s way of life two days after the scariest thing she’s ever seen.

#suvi #suvirin kedberiket #suvi defense squad #worlds beyond number #wbn meta #look me in the eyes and say that if you were a random kid in Toma #that you’d rather be a witch over a wizard #not a chance

[blazeismyname]

My momom (grandma) asked if I'd ever sending my writing or art to the mechanisms

Ahem

NO? NO WAY? IM TOO CRINGE FOR THAT? NO? THESE ARE COOL PEOPLE, I DONT WANT THEM READING MY FANFIC WITH THE LINES:

"Raph placed her gun down. “Let’s be honest. This whole ship is just one queer orgie.”

“Honestly, it’s essential to the dynamic now. That’s beside the point though. Jonny, let them have the sobbing mess,” Nastya said."

IT DOESNT WORK LIKE THAT

#the mechanisms #the mechs #thats not even mentioning “manwhore's gonna manwhore” #bro #no #no way the mechs see this #the only thing that would be acceable it the dvurkey #other than that #not a chance

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#not a chance #im not crying you are #sobbing #supportive wife #i love them your honor #faves #my heart #olicity #oliver x felicity #felicity x oliver #felicity smoak #oliver queen #stephen amell #emily bett rickards #gif #gifs #gifset #4x23 #arrow #arrowedits #arrowedit

[plut00nline]

Blanc told miles that his puzzles were "childish" which I find funny because 1. He got the box smashed and didn't even know what they were, and 2. We all know blanc wouldn't have gotten those puzzles even if he tried

#glass onion #mr sucks at cluedo? #not a chance #he wouldve smashed it up just like helen

[amandaposting]

just know if shit goes sideways im becoming a chyan stan account

#chyan #this is stolen #as well as a cry for help #ramblings #help #text post #i don’t dance #i know you can #not a chance #NO #if i can do this than you can do that- #i. dont. dance. #HIT IT OUTTA THE PARK #polls #high school musical #hsmtmts

[maxsix]

#stray kids #hyunjin #hwang hyunjin #maxsixgif #oh you thought i was done with this video? #not a chance #literally do not care what new material exists #i'm choosing to edit this video exclusively #his butt is like a peach wrapped in grey sweatpants #don't even lie #you were looking too

[wingedqueenlynx]

Drugs? Hell no. It's a glass crab- look at this lil dude :D

#It's a glass crab #He's a smol lil guy #Am I spending my money wisely? #No #not a chance #But look at him tho #I dub thee “Pete” #Pete is his name :3

[thatgirl4815]

No matter how many times I watch it, it will never not be funny to me how at his lowest point, moments after he’s just set free the love of his life, his whole world, the man he would take multiple bullets for, Kinn shouts “Darn it!” into the night.

I don’t know who’s in charge of these subs man, but that moment has MAJOR “fudge” energy. Maybe we need to start a prayer circle for better subs. 🕯

#kinnporsche #kinnporsche the series #kinn and porsche #kinn porsche #kinn x porsche #Mile’s acting is so good that it makes up for it #But honestly #nobody can convince me that he said #darn it #In my mafia show?? #Not a chance #No more fudge or darn please and thx #Side note but does anybody know what it ACTUALLY translates to? #or like #what a better translation would be? #‘Damn’ is the lowest I’ll settle for

[snobgoblin]

i was just curious but he looks like such a dork without his accessories (affectionate) look at this little loser

#ace copular #ace ppg #to be fair he looks like a dork with them as wrll #but at least the first one he looks like he could kick your ass a little #second one? #not a chance

[cloudsofbespin]

the way sam’s delivery of “high windows, through which enameled bits of civilization glitter” has me on a chokehold

#will i ever shut up about the balcony monologue? #not a chance #it is so perfect