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#not a quarantine joke...
a-bit-of-cest · 7 months
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tfw you spend a full 24 hours thinking your captain is dying only to find out you're getting another crew mate
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flamemons · 1 year
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i tried to make him move......fluffy boy
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torchickentacos · 6 months
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I feel like some more realistic positive affirmations would be "Actually, everyone doesn't hate you" and "The entirety of the walmart is not hyperfocused on your awkward encounter right now" and "You are not an evil capitalist for buying something for yourself" and "You can talk about your interests without apologizing for it, actually". Where's my aesthetic pinterest homescreens with those. Do I have to make them myself?
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freebooter4ever · 2 months
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sometimes i forget that people new here probably don't know teddy's name so missed the irony of this. back in 2020 i named him eugene. and this hockey season i put a r*angers jersey on Eugene. cause i think im funny. ive also started to worry that i pushed my luck and criss crossed my loyalties too much and now both teams are backsliding ;_; but Teddy Gene has been sporting this jersey since the start of the season so i dont think its his fault. both teams have back to back games starting tomorrow before the break and im Concerned :(
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dougielombax · 5 months
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No you can’t befriend the skibidi toilets!
It’s for health and safety reasons.
They’ve probably got TONS of undiscovered diseases!
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clonerightsagenda · 7 months
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IDK if Dominik is ok given that someone asked about him in an AMA and Gabriel made a face like that cartoon about your DM rolling something really bad for your character but if he is still alive...
I read a book as a kid where the MC's mom is describing how her first longterm relationship ended and tells this story about how they jokingly read each other's tea leaves predicting each other's ideal futures, but then she started crying because they realized the futures didn't match up. I kind of imagine something like that happening. He's happy to have her back, he waited for her, but Minkowski starts talking about her crew she's still responsible for and all the things she still needs to fix and realizes she's not back yet, not really, and how long can she ask him to keep waiting for a version of a woman who is never coming home.
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He was crawling, trying to at least get to a form of safety. Skull's pack mates were here and one of them hurt him. His green blood leaving behind a trail, one he will have to get rid of. It hurt so bad that it slowed him down, leaning against the wall for support. It wasn't until the arguing stopped and the sound of someone angry yelled out "Where did that fucker go?" stopping he hears the sound of footsteps drawing closer. Before the sound of a click, the sound of safety going off as 1 has taught him, the same angry voice spoke again "If you take one more step forward, i'll put another hole in ya'", the wound in his stomach throbbed at the mention of it. Looking over his shoulder to see the figure standing there, pointing the gun right at him, only this time at his head. He released a deep hiss that seemed to vibrate the wound, before long he felt a sharp nick in his arm. Looking down he finds a needle, and whatever was in that needle made his vision go swim. Before he fell to the ground, he heard Skull's panicked voice, "THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?" and at his worry tone, he slipped off into slumber.
@phantom-ares0 I heard part of a song (it was bruno is orange) and thought about the comic I made a while ago. It was specifically near the end that I remembered this comic and this continuation came to mind 😭 sorry not sorry :)
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vergess · 14 days
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Fuuuuuuuck the CDC
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phoenixnaruhodo · 1 year
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How do people headcanon the Gavinners as sounding? I feel like their actual sound is clearly implied to be hard rock.
Like, are the one direction comparisons actually serious or are they just making fun of how wild the Gavinners fandom could be?
Ive always seen more of like a 00s FoB and PatD take. I think a lot of this is maybe from lack of exposure to the different ways rock can sound, but ultimately the gimicky, leather pants and chains look the Gavinners have come back to it implying its a much harder sound than anything on Infinity on High.
Like both song examples I posted a few days ago are technically considered Classic Metal but I always thought those bands were regular ol' Classic Rock ™️
If I had to pick a modern band to liken them to I'd probably pick The Struts if anything.
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werewolfetone · 1 year
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Trying to find/read primary & sometimes even secondary sources specifically on the early history of the orange order really is the worst thing ever because literally the only people who care about the subject enough to publish primary sources on it are me, approximately two other normal people, and loads of people who not only are orangemen but also would probably be willing to kill people to prevent any negative press about the founding of their hate group getting out
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txttletale · 1 year
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man it sucks how authoritarian and evil chinas covid response is. im so lucky i live in a Good Democracy like the uk where they didnt authoritarianly deprive me of my right to leave my house because the government isnt evil tankie dictators. its absolutely worth the 200,000 human lives our lack of a covid response cost us. if we'd kept the death toll to a tiny fraction of that in a much larger country but at the cost of me not being able to leave my house to cough on strangers whenever i felt like it unconditionally id be so ufcking mad and want regime change at once. btw
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cabinet-of-ecologies · 3 months
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iceyrukia · 1 year
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the only porn brain rotted person here is the op who saw some very carefully wrapped tamales by their own grandmother and thought “ haha just like in bdsm amirte guys 😂”
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gnomewithalaptop · 7 months
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capricioussun · 2 years
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Guys fr how do you socialize I only know send cat picture and have anxiety attack
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clonerightsagenda · 1 year
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The goddess Hera is jealous. (Or at least described as such. I think it’s pretty reasonable to be annoyed that your husband keeps chasing after everything under the sun, even if she punishes the wrong people for it.) Hera the AI doesn’t have a lot of opportunities to be jealous, but she’s insecure, dislikes being left out, and is resentful of the others’ ability to leave her behind, so I think she’d be a natural. My brother is the family cat’s favorite, and the first time he came home from college with his partner our cat was furious and sulked in front of the door every time they were in a room together. I can see Hera reacting similarly. Dominik is trying to catch up with his wife while a powerful superintelligence broods overhead about it. She tells him not to worry about it but he’s kind of intimidated.
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