The link he refers to is »HERE«
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You can't control what you believe. It just kinda happens.
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Oldest vs. Newest Italian Restaurant Taste Test
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I’d like to see anyone try to take it away from him
Also this is based off the freaking ADORABLE plushes off Sanshee…just sayin.
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Favorite Blondie song.
“Oh-h Your hair is beautiful…”
My favorite hair color is called Atomic Turquoise.
And my hair is beautiful.
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Feedee, feeder, just feedism tip! Download Flash Foods and get groceries for 50% off!!!
They offer food from your local grocery store that is a day or two before its best use, which is bullshit date, and it's so good!
I got a 6 pack of muffins, hummus, turkey sausage, and a box of veggies for $10!
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Today’s gender is- The child like glee of seeing the wienermobile in the wild.
The QVC code links to this by the way
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shoe sale alert
https://www.dcshoes.com/sale/
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Memorial Day Picnic
Emcee: Ladies and Gentlemen, please rise and remove your hats as our band plays the national anthem for our fallen soldiers!
[Ash notices that while Artica has taken off her purple baseball cap, a Pilot Precise V5 pen is still hanging on her ear]
Ash: Psst! Artica… it’s unpatriotic to keep your emergency pen behind your ear while Francis Scott Key’s song is playing!
Artica: Says who?
Ash: Says America, that’s who, now take it off!
Artica: They told us to remove our hats! They never said anything about removing our pens!
Nooshy: She has a point, although I doubt they knew she’d be coming.
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I fucking love capri sun.
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people telling you they reread your fic is the biggest compliment you could ever receive. there are thousands of stories out there begging to be found, to be explored, but your story meant so much to someone that they came back to it eagerly, they went over every word again. to love is to return and loving a fic is rereading it. thank you to all readers and rereaders <3333
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What if we held hands in the subway.
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Adapting a movie into a pinball machine is a surprisingly difficult task. But the Princess bride pinball machine does it really well!
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I think at this point I’m about 80% gatorade
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