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#not all adhd people are speedsters but all speedsters are adhd
dairy-farmer · 22 days
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Actually? Can't stop thinking about this possibly expanded Time-Loop Of Bad Ideas AU? Because EVERYONE could get one! That Idol was made for Life Lessons and good at it's job!
Why NOT Moar Loops~☆?
And? Was GOING to suggest the whole BatFam. But this time not together. BUT THEN? My muse(adhd brain) smacked me and called me a coward! Go BIGGER they demanded! That sexy, sexy genius(me)!
That bust was probably not in Gotham! Or at least, not FULLY in Gotham. Maybe it was Superman, maybe someone else, but SOMEONE saw the Idol when Bruce found it.
We have PROTOCOLS, Batman.
That YOU made.
GDI. He sighs, but admits it's true. And Magic Bullshitry means getting scanned for Curses and Compulsions. Everyone up to the Watchtower. *various Bat Children groans of annoyance* No getting out of it. Come on, better this then getting possessed.
They Zeta up. Annoyed but here.
It's late and they'll probably miss dinner.
Come to find out? Fuckin EVERYONE but Captian Marval and Wonder Woman, who knows Magic, is off doing "Magic". Just... unspecified, vauge, could be anywhere, "Magic".
REALLY?!
AND they get pulled into a last minute, emergency, meeting about where they should store the Idol. Because all Wonder Woman and Marvel can TELL them about it? Is "Yep, Cursed. Probably."
And so they are annoyed. Everyone is arguing. Tensions are getting higher and higher. Somebody mutters a snide comment about somebody ELSE'S sidekick, and? Punching breaks out. Shoving. The big three stand to break it up.
But it's too late.
Some IDIOT throws a CHAIR. Their target, being a trained hero, OBVIOUSLY dodges. Which means it sails right across the table and HITS THE IDOL. Crash!
BOOM.
Everyone is slammed back by a lightshow and huge wall of air. Wonder Woman is FURIOUS. Marvel scared. Everyone gets checked out. Everyone, Go Home and isolate for AT LEAST 24 hours. Report any symptoms or strange thoughts.
They go home. Go to bed. Midnight.
Click.
Everyone locked in their own little Loops.
Now, some of those affected? Lesbians. Married and grossly, gooey, shmoopy, "No, yooou~♡" hang-up type In Love. Or just not in to him.
But! How many people in Loops? Do you think? Get that Bad Idea impulse~
Feel their eyes get drawn towards the Highly Competent and Sexy, Red Robin? Pretty-boy Tim Drake? Their Friend, colleague, or the son of such? It's a time loop. Who would ever know? They HAVE always been... curious.
I mean, they'd treat him right. It's not like they're HURTING anybody! Doing anything against his consent. It's just a Bad Idea.
Batman would murder them. Nightwing would help. Launch them straight into the nearest black hole. Or it would CHANGE things. Their relationship altered forever. Or... well, he's their Brother. Their Son.
So many reasons Not Too.
But it's a Time Loop.
They wear you down. Mentally and emotionally. You get lonely. A little bit crazy. Start doing things you know you shouldn't.
Like eating out your Boy until he's sloppy and ruined, fingering him for hours. Just to feel that sweet heat in your hand. Lazily resting you head on a trembling stomach, not letting him escape. Not hearing him ask for it to end, only whimper that it's too much. Because he's so good for you. And always has been.
Or finally breaking down, when the loneliness gets unbearable. And clinging like an octopus, as you bend your little Tim in HALF. Rolling and snapping your hips like you want to crawl inside his skin. Soaking in the pleasured cries your punching out with every thrust. How CLOSE you finally are.
Sneaking in windows, early in the morning. Teammates, Supers and Speedsters. Crimelords, here to pound him rough and sweet on his own bed. People who should NOT, but do~
Why so early? Uncle Clark?
What brings you to Gotham, Hal Jordan?
Hi, Roy, looking for Jason?
Even crossing paths, as choices diverge things. Ah, Aquaman! Your Majesty, what did you need me for?
All while Tim is, in his OWN Loop? Discovering that Sex is actually kinda awesome. And that he should never be left unsupervised. But mostly the first one!
And THIS time? Because I am a generous and benevolent Enabling Jackass? He DEFINITELY steals Dick's "time to threaten Deathstroke" burner phone. And uses it for purposes other then intended.
One stack of info, several shiny new crates of ammo, and showing up in Dick's Robin costume later? He's in Cairo getting his guts destroyed by a supersoldier. The day resets before Slade even breaks a sweat. Tim on the other hand? Passed "fucked incoherent" about three hours back and would probably shoot him, if the dick weren't making him too uncoordinated and stupid.
Nonetheless? Bats pull miracles. And Tim finds Constantine. Who refuses to TOUCH anything of the "learn a life lesson" variety. Since too many deity have it out for him.
But he is just a man.
And finds himself suddenly MUCH more agreeable and willing to try, after being dragged into another room and slammed against a wall. Blown by Batman's kid.
Nothing like face fucking a Robin to motivate a man to greatness, he discovers.
Which? Is when everyone gets their assorted bank of Loop memories. Lot of boredom for a few. Lovey Dovey bonding for others. Life lessons etc.
But?
Oh.
Oh My God.
Kon is panicking. As it filters in. Tim, bro, he can EXPLAIN! Constantine has cut off in amusement. Because, see? This? This right here is why he avoids- blah blah blah- *white noise* *Distant sound of Kon panicking and his Phone trying to explode itself with texts*
Because HOLY SHIT. Tim stares into the middle distance and realizes? So... SO many people jumped at the chance to fuck him. Like... A LOT.
So many.
His head is FULL of getting RAILED. Kon looks like he's gonna cry. Clark is ripping the door off the hinges. He can explain! Kon no longer looks like he's gonna cry. Explain WHAT, Clark?!
Tim fucked...So Many People.
Or was it Fucked By?
Both?
Does.... does he have Boyfriends now? Bootycalls? A harem?
..............whoops?
*arguing over Tim only gets louder as more Heros show up*
-🐼🐼🐼
all of them taking the opportunity to fuck tim- including some people tim's horny brain hadn't even gotten to considered but now had memories of fucking!😭😭
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emeraldkarma · 9 days
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You guys know that tim is treated badly by his original family, but he goes to another universe, and that batfam adopts him and is horrified by the way he was treated? Usually he doesn't exist in that universe because Janet drake married a woman instead of jack drake?
Why doesn't bart have one of those? Like speedsters are known for dimension hoping and getting stuck in other times its not out of the cannon possibility that Bart was up to some speedster shenanigans and got stuck in say... the Justice league animated cartoon universe?
Like that fic could be so good and I'm toying with writing one too like I have rough outline of events in my head.
Think about it, in young justice bart has eventually died, max died, his mentor wally has next to no respect for him, Joan and Jay are having trouble raising him too, Jay even says 'we could use the break, being guardians to the fastest boy alive isn't exactly breezy on the same page wally admits that he doesn't believe in him or think he's worthy of being the flash, when bart gets shot in the knee and has to have emergency surgery without any meds and completely conscious as the doctors tore him apart over and over, the only one there was cyborg who I don't think bart would have been all that close too.
And that's just the big things, the people around bart are constantly under estimating him, in some of the first Yj issues when batman asks Max if he thinks the boys could handle there own team and asked if he trust bart he says, 'i trust superboy and robin.'
Let's not forget that bart most likely has ADHD and obviously has superspeed, but everything he does his home work with superseded max or Jay make him redo it becouse he isn't observing the information but bart latterly has a photographic memory so there's no reason to make this poor boy waste an hour of time writing an essay when he could spend like two minutes doing it and have the same or better quality. Wich also doesn't make sense becouse the other speedsters use their speed in public all the time, including for their jobs.
You know who would get along with bart really well though? Justice league cartoon wally west. Not only does barry not seemingly exist In this universe, neither does bart, wally doesn't have Barry's legacy on his shoulders so he has no reason to hold so much animosity towards bart, and this wally is funny, and sweet, and he cares so much and he too uses his speed everywhere! Wally in Justice league and Justice league unlimited is he kind of guy to take what ever curve ball was thrown at him including a 15 year old first cousin once removed from another universe.
Like I'm probably gonna write this kinda fic because I'm in love with this concept! I want one so bad that I have to write it myself.
But seriously this wally could be such a good mentor to bart, and so would the rest of the League.
Plus If Jl wally took bart in it would give him an excuse to move to bigger apartment, and get his life sorted out and sell his stupid hook up van.
And wally would be passed if he found out how other universe wally treated bart, because wally jokes and trash talks occasionally he at least know not to do it in that person's house, to there parent, while they are still home.
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mamawasatesttube · 6 months
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I absolutely adore the mentorverse it's so adorable, I've been thinking about it and I can't help but laugh at how Bart would learn of Tim's little ducklings. Like, Bart is implied to be very handsome/cute as an adult, imagine just the fourth-something flash just comes into the room to mess with Tim and suddenly all the kids are awestruck by Bart. Literally everyone has a crush on him and it either kills Tim inside or it just resonates with him. Student 1: I think I have a crush on the Flash dude Tim, nodding his head: yeah me too. Student 2: wait aren't you married- Tim: what's your point? < 🦎 >
jfdklsjlds sorry i have to change this scenario up because i just SO don't think bart will ever be the flash. my mans impulse for life - if he takes up another mantle ever it's mercury and i will die on this hill. he's not barry or wally's legacy; if he's anyone's legacy he's max's!!!! (plus i have never really thought it made sense for bart to be kid flash and then irey to be impulse. why not have irey be kid flash?? her dad's mantle?? impulse was a name so specific to bart i dont think it makes much sense as a mantle to be passed down, tbh. but this is a tangent.)
honestly the funniest thing to me is how in impulse '95 bart as a hero is just generally not that cool and people kinda think he's a dork or whatever. but bart allen the civilian is the coolest guy on the block and everyone likes him so much. his autistic and adhd swag has them all captivated. i think this dynamic should stay for LIFE bc its so funny to me. he's a little hard to deal with for anyone who doesn't already know how to wrangle a speedster and can be unintentionally kinda offputting bc he's so intense as a hero but as just bart he has swag off the charts.
frankly i think at least half of tim's students, in the pre-"TIM IS MARRIED TO SUPERNOVA?!" reveal era, think supernova and impulse are a couple because impulse WILL just sprint up to supernova and smack him on the ass and then steal a bite of the pastry in his hand. and then he'll turn around and come pester tim with like 50 questions a minute like a dog with the zoomies wagging its tail so fast it's a blur. and tim's just... chill with that and also decently good at keeping up??? incredible to watch.
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quickandsilvers · 5 months
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i had a thought just now-
i’m getting my nails done at a salon and would peter like it? or would he like to just sit at home and have you paint his nails?
would he get a pedicure, manicure, both?
how would the other x-men react to peter getting his nails done with reader?
not a request, honestly just a thought i had
A/N: the way i ran to my computer after seeing this😭 I know you didn’t say you were requesting but i really wanted to do head-cannons for this🩷🤍🩷🤍🩷
PETER MAXIMOFF GETTING HIS NAILS PAINTED HEADCANNONS
-Peter has never painted his nails before, with the exception of letting kids in the X-mansion color them in with sharpies
-He decided it was hella cool
-Tried to do it on himself, but more polish was on his hands than on his nails
-His hands/fingers are always in motion, so its near impossible to use polish unless you restrain him
-You allow him to play footsies with you under the table to keep him mobile whilst you do your magic
-His ADHD makes him forget about his nails being freshly painted, so clothes and other surfaces are often covered in silver sparkle
-However if he is in speedster time, the polish will dry fast and Peter will keep it on, even when it starts to chip and peel off
-He will do yours after much convincing
-Peter’s very concentrated: he furrows his brows and his tongue sticks out of the corner of his mouth
-You find out that he’s really good
-He’s smug about it (he practiced on the kids around the mansion until he got good enough to impress you)
-Scott once woke up to neon pink nails on his hands and had to spend all day picking it off because Peter hid all the acetone within a 10 mile radius
-Everyone now has locks on their doors
-He probably wouldn’t like to sit down and get them done professionally at first
-It would take too much time
-However if he did end up at a salon, he would be gossiping away with staff and other customers like he’s known them his whole life
-Constantly asks questions to the nail technician about what they are doing
-Stares longingly at the pastry shop opposite
-Would blatantly refuse to get a pedicure
-Is uncomfortable with the idea of people touching his feet
-I mean, is this surprising? Baby boy keeps his socks on during sex
-Shows off his manicure to the other Xmen proudly
-It never stays fresh for long, Peter always finds a way to chip them within the first few days
-Always tries to one-up Jubilee’s nails and gets very petty if he gets beaten
-Interrupts Charles’ briefings in the morning just to show off his nails to everyone
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I'm writing a fanfic centered around Wally Linda Irey and Jai, but I can't find any comics where Irey and Jai have like. Actual personalities lmao. I've found like one where Wally helps Jai use his powers without being in extreme pain but other than that they just seem like Typical Comic Book Kids. Ik plenty about the rest of the FlashFam but for some reason Irey and Jai aren't like. Given personalities from what I can tell? Do you have any suggestions?
I'm not really sure what you have read but the Wild Wests established their personalities fairly well. Adams run has also done that.
Irey is a lot like her father. A lot like her father. She's quick to anger and even quicker to lash out. Unlike Wally at that age, her favorite weapon isn't her fists but her tongue. That kid can be mean when she's mad. Irey has an almost teenaged level of sarcasm and sass up her sleeve at all times.
Not to say that she isn't nice as well. She's extremely friendly and outgoing. She puts herself out there and makes friends in a snap. Again... she's a lot like her father. 100% full throttle into whatever emotion she's feeling at the time.
And yeah, beyond that she's a pretty typical speedster child. ADHD to the max. Wants to be a hero and save people even though she's like 9. Dreams of being the Flash's sidekick. Absolutely adores the Flash (Wally). Again, think young KF Wally to get Irey's personality. Even down to the 'wants to be smart about it but is still impulsive as fuck' thing. Irey is 100% the kid with the plan. She thinks things through. She also does things without thinking. No, they aren't mutually exclusive. She has ADHD.
Now Jai.
Jai is a good mix of his parent's personalities. Think 'Blue Valley' era Wally and 'pre dating Wally' Linda. Jai is shy and withdrawn. He prefers solitary activities like journaling, reading and playing videogames. When he's excited he can be hyperactive but he isn't really 'active' the way Irey is. He doesn't have an unlimited amount of energy to burn, just normal kid energy.
Jai is calmer. Personality wise and in general. He lets things simmer. He mulls things over and thinks about things. He is slow to change his emotions. Stubborn even. Jai's baseline is 'annoyed and snappy with Irey' or 'vulnerable shy child emerges from his shell to speak to his parents'.
He's a bit of a lonely kid. Not that you would pick up on that around his family. But at school or at the park? Jai doesn't know how to make friends with other children.
When he's with Irey, he's fine but Jai isn't very functional alone. Despite how much he says that he resents Irey, he's extremely codependent. I can understand his perspective. She annoys him but she's also always been there for him. She's the only one who understands him and she was quite literally the only child he had met until he was seven years old. And then he only started going to school at eight. So he didn't really get to develop his social life beyond Irey.
Jai compares himself a lot to Irey. She's the perfect golden child. Superspeed, extremely social, smart, ect. Jai envies her. He wants her powers, her friends and her grades. He was extremely grouchy and depressed when he didn't have powers because it exacerbated this comparison. He's a little bit better now. A little bit.
That's not to say that he hates Irey. He doesn't. They're siblings and they'd do anything for each other. They are extremely protective of their twin (Irey lied to Jai about their illness being fatal to spare his feelings, Irey comforted Jai when he found out, Irey had been subconsciously sharing her powers with Jai, Irey took them back when she found out it was hurting him, Irey gave Jai her powers again when he asked, Jai saved Irey from kidnappers solo, Jai saved Irey from the blowback in OMW, ect, ect) They just also annoy the absolute hell out of each other.
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Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: Gen Fandom: Impulse (Comics) Relationship: Bart Allen & Max Mercury Characters: Bart Allen, Max Mercury
Additional Tags: Road Trips, Foster Care, Canon Compliant, Max Doesn't Know What He's Doing, Bart Doesn't Know What He's Doing, Canon-Typical Violence, Canon-Typical Behavior,Discovery, Feelings of Abandonment, Feelings of isolation,foster child, Guns,Life is a Video Game to Bart, Bart Allen is a Mess, Bart Allen is Literally One Month Out of VR, Anthem to Autism and ADHD, Wally West Is Trying His Best, Canon Typical Relationship, Misunderstandings, Difficulty with Emotions and Feelings, Brief appearance of Lobo, Swearing, Typical Max Mercury Behavior, Bart Allen-centric, Bart's understanding of gender is from a thousand years in the future, Original Character(s)
Words: 22,985 Chapters: 3/3
Summary: Bart didn't know what he did to deserve this, because surely forcing a speedster to travel 1,000 the long way in a moving truck was nothing short than cruel and unusual punishment. Meanwhile Max struggles to keep the peace, and keep Bart inside the truck as he mentally prepares himself for an uncertain future between them. Bart Allen, fresh from VR, certainly always keeps him guessing.
Highlights include a guest appearance from Lobo, an emotional traffic jam, and crimes involving a Jukebox.
Excerpt:
“Are we really gonna drive all the way to Obama in this ancient thing?” Bart looked at the large orange and white U-Haul truck suspiciously as Max closed the hatch and locked it. 
“It’s Alabama , and yes. We are.” 
“But why?!” Bart asked under a flash of yellow and he was gone from Max’s side. 
“Bart?” Max looked for Bart - one side of the truck and then the other and found nothing. “Bart?!” 
“We can just run there in like less than a hundredth of a second!” Bart’s voice came from the top of the truck, he was holding a little red and white paper food tray piled with fried green tomatoes that he enthusiastically munched on - a souvenir from his rapid travel to their destination to make his point. 
“Bart, get down. And don’t just… Jump,” Max sighed as he watched Bart take a fantastic leap from the top of the truck to the ground. The way he landed made his knees hurt. Somewhere between Bart’s leap to the ground and landing he had devoured all of the tomatoes leaving little crumbs on his chin. “Come on, I want to be on the road in five minutes.” 
“But why Max? I’m serious! We can just take everything there ourselves and be done in less than a minute! Why do we gotta drive?!” 
Max was starting to wonder that himself. “Because it’s how people move, Bart. And my job is to teach you how.” 
Bart looked at Max, his thick eyebrows knitting together. “I already know how to move, Max.” 
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yeets-ix · 6 months
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DIAMOND CUTTERS/CRACKED DIAMOND AU HEADCANONS PART 1: SLINGER (AND SLANGLE)
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JUMPSCARE! YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET A CRAP TON OF HEADCANONS FOR THE DIAMOND CUTTERS AND MY SILLY CLUSTER OF AUS ABOUT THEM! RAREPAIR AND OBSCURE CHARACTER ENJOYERS, GET YOUR FOOD!
First up, the flirty gender pilled ocelot with the gay little gun tricks!
Slinger Headcanons:
they're genderfluid and transfem (partly because I thought she was a girl when Mimic first shapeshifted into her.) This also means shipping them with Tangle is still yuri (important.) I dub her they/she + "gun" as a neopronoun for fun. Also let her wear whatever clothes they want.
She's also Mexican/Central American! Very clear accent, occasionally splices Spanish words into their dialogue, much like Tangle’s now-agreed-upon Italian. Says “Vamos!”, “Dios mio!” and “Que?” a lot. Also insults Badniks and other opponents in Spanish.
Pansexual apocalypse, easily INTENSELY flustered, they had a stupid celebrity crush on Sonic before the betrayal/actually meeting anyone. (Old idea I’m keeping alive, heck, maybe have another sub-AU for that.) Then in her “survivor” timeline, she finally meets Tangle and the epic 100k idiots to lovers slowburn yuri is real.
They’re EXTREME ADHD. She juggles, she keeps at least two fidget spinners on hand always, she needs to toss and twirl things or he’ll explode. She and Whisper and Tangle stim together a lot.
Backstory! The “mysterious past” reference doesn’t exist if I don’t look at it, so she and Claire were actually sibling-dynamic friends as far back as Slinger can remember, having grown up together in a jungle treehouse village. (Definitely didn’t come up with that just because ocelots and howler monkeys live in the same place, haha.) Things happened in the Forces war, next thing you know they both met Smithy (and soon after Whisper) and were inducted into the mercenary found family.
THEY’RE A CAT. Younger than Big and wayyyy more impulsive than Blaze, they do MANY MANY CAT THINGS. They have whiskers, they’re a liquid, they lick themself clean, they act like it’s daytime when it’s pitch black out, they miiiiiight have eaten a couple of mice, they purr when rubbed, all of it. This is also how you tell her apart from Duo, who is a fake cat and clueless to cat behavior.
Slinger, past and present, is still super cool and suave in battle, but a complete and utter LOSER in casual times, more than Claire, more than Whisper, they're such a fucking girlfail
They were definitely the “kid” of the team, moreso even than Whisper. They pulled pranks, did stupid stunts, and worried Claire and Smithy sick. In the timeline where they survived, they were VERY okay on their own! So utterly okay!
AU-Specific Headcanons:
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They were never “shut-in” as the Guardian Angel - they still tried their best to act cool and suave, in spite of the anxiety below. They completely hid their appearance beneath masks and hoods, but still taunted and quipped at their adversaries and would sometimes talk rather openly to Resistance members lucky enough to interact with them long enough, though still never giving any context to who she was or what her deal was - or a clear view of his real face.
She wouldn’t use the same Wispon as canon Whisper - a gigantic rifle just isn’t their style. Instead, she’s gotten a lot better at physical combat to compensate for it - she managed to teach herself to Spin Attack, and can even do a crazy "Panjandrum" move where they fire their laser guns wildly while rolling. They’re decently fast now, but not as fast as any “speedster” character - think more like Amy, Tails, or heck, a realistic interpretation of the Forces Avatar.
They talk to their Wisps a lot. She constantly feels alone and doesn't want to be, and forever thanks Smithy for giving them a way to always talk to their companions somehow. She needs people to talk to, she really does, heck, give her a bit of a Yakko Warner complex if you want. Fortunately, Tangle logically helps with that a lot.
They FIRMLY saw Mimic as a father figure, and are FUCKING PISSED at him for stabbing and discarding everything they had. Him fucking around IMMEDIATELY cuts off Slinger's silly goofy mode and activates IMMA FIRIN MA LAZAH mode.
In Slinger’s timeline, Mimic’s Duo disguise was the feminine-androgynous “Duo the Hound,” using Whisper as the basis. Slinger got to pistol-whip him repeatedly and then dump him into the sea, don’t worry.
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Tangle in this timeline is… girl-leaning panromantic. Blaze cemented her queer awakening, but Slinger, whose gender is fucked as hell, is the one she fell for hard. Slinger would get VERY worried about whether she feels the same towards them or not, but it doesn't matter what's in their legs or their head to Tangle - they're Slinger.
Slinger’s love language turns out to be the same as Tangle’s - doing stupid and dangerous things to impress her crushes. Ultimately Jewel and Lanolin have to LOUDLY tell them that they’re in love with each other and should kiss and go out on a date before they both get themselves killed beating around the bush. (That, or they just full-on kiss at the conclusion of Urban Warfare or even the Metal Virus, considering Slinger is much more open.)
Slinger is just as willing and encouraging to talk to Tangle about her fears as vice versa, in a direct manner at least. It is not “moon gets hurt and sun comforts her,” they’re kinda both cloud-obscured suns who goof off but also traumadump to each other.
Slinger can cook and prepare Mexican cuisine just fine. Them trying to cook anything else results in a kitchen-sized laser explosion (don't even ask how.) Their food living together basically amounts to alternating Mexican and Italian with Tangle occasionally baking something she found online in between.
Tangle comforts or supports Slinger whenever they have gender issues, she figured out they were genderfluid basically the moment they got the chance to try new clothes. Slinger silently, awkwardly asked her if she could try on a really twirly dress and she was just so understanding and said they looked absolutely beautiful and AGHHHHHHHHHHHH and now it’s their girly comfort outfit.
tangle is significantly taller than slinger. height difference. (slinger is significantly taller than sonic though lol, big tangle supremacy)
Slinger and Tangle cuddle super tight and warm and fall asleep together BOTH PURRING do you get my vision
Big headcanon posts for the other Cutters and their sub-AUs coming at some point.
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negative-speedforce · 3 months
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Bucky Barnes and Barry Allen for the character thing
1: sexuality headcanon
Bucky is a deeply closeted gay man. He flirts with girls and is seen as a womanizer because he doesn't want people to know he's attracted to men.
Barry is bi, with a preference for women. There's just no way he's not, with the chemistry he has towards every single man ever.
2: otp
Steve/Bucky is one of my OTPs of all time and I will not be changing my mind about that, they are in love your honor. Endgame? What Endgame?
Westhallen my beloved. I don't know what you're talking about, Eddie didn't die, him, Barry, and Iris are all living together as happy partners and raising their kids together.
3: brotp
Sam and Bucky are The Best. They always bring the drama, they argue like an old married couple, and they both absolutely loathe each other. They're besties.
Barry and Cisco are one of the friendships of all time. I love them so much when they nerd out together and fight crime and- man I miss Cisco.
4: notp
Well I hear they might be shipping Bucky and Yelena in the new Thunderbolts movie and that just gives me the ick on so many levels. First, Yelena is aroace, second, they've both been under mind control for most of their lives, let them find themselves before they find a partner, and finally, it just seems so "You're a good guy now! Here's your assigned heterosexual relationship!".
Snowbarry, I'm sorry. I just don't get it. They're nice as friends, but I just don't see them getting into a relationship.
5: first headcanon that pops into my head
Bucky gets chronic migraines from having his brains zapped constantly.
Barry has ADHD and becoming a speedster just made it worse.
6: favorite line from this character
"How can I? You're taking all the stupid with you."
"Rule number one of having a secret identity is to not take pictures of yourself"
7: one way in which I relate to this character
Identity issues, 100%. Bucky's got 'em, I've got 'em, anyone who grew up queer in a conservative religious environment probably has 'em.
The feeling that you can't slow down because your life is moving so fast- except for Barry, it's literal.
8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character
Bucky getting sidelined for Peggy AGAIN. AND AGAIN. AND AGAIN.
Barry letting Thawne get away again and again and again. It's absolutely bonkers.
9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?
Both, but leaning towards cinnamon roll.
Absolutely a cinnamon roll.
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Your OCs first impressions of Siv?
Hm, let's see...
Rae: Likes her spunk and her willingness to jump into a fight, since Rae can see a lot of herself in that. I think they'd get along well, though it would be complete chaos to the people around them.
Robin: Siv reminds her a little of Peter - chaotic ADHD speedsters, amiright? - so she already knows a bit of what to do. It probably feels a little like telepathy, if Siv didn't already know that her partner's a speedster too, since Robin's so intuitive about the little details like offering them snacks when they're finished speeding around.
Madison: She'd probably be a little guarded at first, since she's guarded with just about any new person she meets, but she'd probably fall into some lighthearted bickering and teasing with Siv before too long, since that's both of their senses of humor.
Ophelia: I think we've already determined that they'd be absolute forces to be reckoned with. Perpetually exhausted with each other, but also close friends and incredibly deadly allies... they'd be so much fun, I swear.
Jasper: Would probably get a little exasperated with her, both with her attitude and her penchant for getting herself in trouble, but would also kind of respect and even envy her to an extent.
Kestrel: I'm not sure they'd have any particularly strong opinions on Siv, at least at first. She would either annoy the crap out of them or they'd get along wonderfully, but it all really depends on where and how they meet.
Katherine: I think Siv would annoy her a little - it's a combination of the recklessness and the attitude - so it becomes one of those "smile and nod, be friendly, but I'm not calling you to hang out again any time soon" sort of deals.
Quinn: Oh they'd hit it off right away, much to the chagrin of everyone else around them. Quinn probably envies them a little bit, for their powers and freedom of movement, but they'd also just have so much fun with all the banter and quips and in-jokes and all of that.
Eris: Honestly, they'd have a lot of fun with Siv. I mean, she can take just about any of the taunts and jabs Eris throws at her, and throw some right back, and she's one of the few people who might actually stand up to a real sparring session.
Nikoletta: Would probably feel a little protective over Siv, the same way she's a little protective over Cleo. She sees a bit of herself in Siv, with all the power and grief and internal struggles, and would hate for them to go down the same path she went down.
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Ruby Rose ADHD rwby snippets
Honestly I didn't have to change that much. Just look
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Ruby couldn't sit still. She hated this, there's so much to the world. So many people to save so much to do Why In the gods did she have to stay here? It was torture.
All she could do was absent- mindedly bounce The ball of her foot in a fight against boredom.
"What are you doing"
"stimming. what else"
"Stimming?" Weiss had never heard of that word, It sounded like stimulating but if that case why And for what reason. Being heiress meant she had to be prim and as still as possible. None of her tutors would have allowed her to be this anxious.
"You know....trying to get some response from me... Fight boredom..
brain just... won't be normal." Ruby struggled to actually say what she wanted ending within the exacerbated sigh.
Weiss was even more confused
This was not the first time Weiss notice that her leaders eccentricities
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Weiss looked at her partner scroll, how many tabs did this girl have???
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Was she reading Wikipedia?
This is a math class!
"Professor"
Yes Ms. Rose?
"Your angle it's slightly off, It should be a 3° higher" Ruby said.
The professor looking at the mistake, forgot to carry the one." Apologies class. I'm only human anyway As you can see..….
How the heck is she correct??
After class when wiess confronted her
" how the hell did you know that?,
Actively correcting the professor?
and being right. That's what shocked Weiss.
" That problem was supposed to be extremely difficult and you had that in less than a few seconds?"
"Rifleman's rule." She's simply As if that was all that was needed to be said?
'The heck?' Weiss thought
Weiss was not a sniper.
She was a swords woman. She doesn't know how to calculate a bullet trajectory, She knows how to use glyphs but bullets. No she was not good
"And that is? "
I'm a sniper Weiss, give me any Target plus angle and I'll fire. Any close range and I'll slice them to pieces, That was just a standard equation on how to properly adjust your shot adding into the curvature of the planet.
Frankly, we weren't even accounting for the disparity of bullet propellant being too much or too little. Which is why I personally inspect all of my bullets and ensure quality control.
This is what confused Weiss. A comment like that. Saying it was a joke to her. Actively looking at her own bullets? Just to see if they're slightly off in propellant? The fuck
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"Ruby, Your blankets is out of the wash"
Yang called. It was her duty doing the laundry today,
"Blanket?" As far as Weiss was aware. None of the beacon blankets were missing from her partners bed.
That was until the young speedster rushed over to her sister, She wasn't wearing her red cape. At a certain point Weiss thought that was just a part of her.
"Thank you, Yang" The speedster said before rushing off, She had some other chores to do.
The heck did You mean by blanket.? I thought that was a cape.
Oh yeah, That's just her giant red blanket that. she got from Mom before she left. Honestly one of the last gifts she has of her. It's a comfort item. I think that's What Dad calls that.
That red blanket, The cape, that rubies entire identity, is wrapped in. Including the rose petals.
Is Just her childhood blanket?
"Wait.. that's So childish. Why would you allow her to walk around with that," She would be called an embarrassment if she did that.
"Well for one she looks Great with it..." Yang complimented her sister It was such a different relationship dynamics she had compared to Weiss and winter or Whitley
" secondly, Quite frankly, with the amount of love, care, support and history, That blanket has as much aura infused in it as crescent Rose itself and is a part of her..
I'm not taking it away."
But it wouldn't have become that dependent with her if she didn't get to attach to it....
Weiss want to say but the sister went to folding more clothes. Whistling
Wait.. She said since her Mom left... She knows for for a fact that was when Their mom died..was the implication
The last present before her mom's death. It was oddly profound. If it wasn't so tragic. Weiss didn't know what to do.....
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Years later...
With her wives, penny and ruby after arguing that she was perfectly normal, Weiss finally decided to get tested. If just to be done with the discussion.
Weiss would be diagnosed with autism and anxiety, as well as PTSD from the years of fighting.
Well..... fuck..
that explained all her mental essays and infodumps on dust, why her father was an ass why her wifes with her was the perfect power throuple.... Including PowerPoint presentation...
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A few of the bnha kids + which one of the (main) DC families i think they'd be a part of:
Izuku:The Superfam!Pretty self-explanatory-one of his powers is super strength,he's an Ideal HeroTM,the people he's saved look up to him as a symbol of hope,he looks ordinary but is VERY much not and All-Might gives me Clark vibes if he were more hyperactive!
Momo:The Batfam!Alright,hear me out,i'm not using M*ribat logic here.Momo is rich,has black hair,grew up too fast,has battle related trauma and is a kid genius-She's grade A Batkid material!
Mina:The Wonderfam!One of the biggest girlbosses in the series,proud of her femininity,kicks major ass-She'd fit right in!Also consider her as a daughter/granddaughter of Aphrodite👀
Kirishima:The Flashfam!He IS the adhd experience and even dyes his hair red!The only thing he's missing is being a speedster
Bakugou:The Arrowfam!Do i even need to explain this one.He's got blonde hair and dysfunction for days
🚫Pro-Ship dni🚫
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You called? And yeah I’ve met him once or twice/j Very few people can smuggle a robot into their uncle’s house like that
And the tldr of him is he’s a disaster heavy on the aster but also on the dis-He’s really really REALLY smart all the flashes are also very clear ADHD Bart has hyperactive ADHD and Wally has inattentive until something catches his interest then I don’t see him for two hours and he built a scale model of a satellite that doesn’t exist yet
He’s really funny too one time we were going to an exhibit and a guy preaching in front of the museum said the gays should be stoned and Wally said If you say so then ate like 10 brownies that I didn’t think had weed in them until he said that but I don’t doubt he would say that to mess with the guy either altho equal chance he just didn’t feel like mentioning it
I don’t know a lot about what went down specifically in MY other space but sometimes Wally gets upset and can’t stop vibrating until you carefully hand him something he looks really shaken up afterward no pun intended
A lot of the Speedsters I’ve met do that actually Bart’s done that too he was less upset about it though
Also none of them know how to pace themselves when they eat and I’m the only one who has to suffer through watching them most of the time it’s HORRIBLE
Wally doesn’t lick all the frosting off his birthday cake before he eats it but I have seen him eat an entire slice of cake by shoving the entire thing in his mouth and I don’t think he chewed I think he just swallowed it
10/10 in the friendship category -100/10 in the having to be around them while they’re eating category ❤️⚡️
P.S. Dick and Tim say you get used to it but they don’t have to see it happen in slow motion!!!
P.P.S. Most of the news is calling me Astrobot now which I guess is cute enough…Because I’m not shaking it now that they’ve all agreed Connor says I should just roll with it or embrace the parts I like enough that I can be the one defining it
Then it said it was really easy to forget I was a robot and he only remembered because his watch chimed and my temple lit up you’d think it’d be the lack of actual heartbeat
Wally info!!!!
Also Astrobot is SUCH a cute name!!!
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wait wait hold oh Rodimus too i forgot him sorry 😭😭 hope you see this
I SEE THIS AND I AM EXCITED!!!! Time to push my unpopular-opinion-agenda on everyone who follows me!! This guy has been a LEECH on my brain lately, so I got lots to say and little sense to make!!
RODIMUS
one aspect about them i love: Despite everything he's been through, despite Nyon, despite dying, despite the WAR.. He's gotta be the only one that's handling the end of the war well in face. You know? He's got that Optimus thing going on with the positivity. Even with the dying sarcasm and adhd and unemployed vibes, he's still got that going for him. It's admirable. He's absolutely depressed, pushes everyone away despite being ''friendly'' with everyone. He's got one single best friend and he still pushed Drift away. Now when I started MTMTE I was expecting a totally different character. There is not much interaction between him and the others, he's rarely around actually. But I'll be damned if he isn't the most positive one on the ship. And I just know that helps somehow. He keeps it lighthearted and bears that agonizing weight of trauma on his own. Sheesh..
one aspect i wish more people understood about them: Despite his lack of thinking before he acts or speaks, I do think he's pretty smart to a fault. He's masking. He's literally masking. Like.. he may not understand the consequences or effect of what he does, but he isn't.. blatantly cruel on purpose? Does that make sense? He's confident and knows himself, but he's... Yeah. OH ALSO: Just because he's got a speedster frame doesn't mean he's a damsel in distress. He can take care of himself. He's not a tiny frail thing.
one (or more) headcanon(s) i have about this character: Here we go, my unpopular opinion: He's Asexual. 1000% Ace. That stuff just doesn't come naturally to him. He's not a prude, but he's not like.. actively seeking it out or jumping at the opportunity. He sees people eyeing him up and tells them where he got his paintjob, where he got his mods. He doesn't realize they're eyeing him up for other reasons. Don't tell him that either. He'll just get mad that people keep treating him like a meal rather than the leader he is. His frame is for being quick, fast, versatile. Flashy, yes, but he picked the colors to be SEEN, not drooled over. Yes, he seeks attention because he's never taken seriously, but he gets that by being loud, wild, irresponsible. Thats uh, thats it. There's no hidden meaning behind his actions or words. Maybe he's had a few flings in his past, or in current, but it ain't nearly as much as everyone assumes. Not even CLOSE. The real secret sex life of Rodimus Prime is that he's not focused on such a life.
one character i love seeing them interact with: Drift!! I love their friendship so much! It's so so soo great to see a close friendship in comics and shows. I have a best friend, an Amica, who I love and adore very much! So I see Rodimus and Drift and get excited! They're besties! They've had their ups and downs, but they're always there for each other!! When Rodimus told Magnus that he WANTED Drift's opinion? Love love loved that. That's his best fuckin FRIEND, Magnus! (Yes, he did do Drift HORRIBLY wrong on the Lost Light, I understand that and I'm very mad at him for it, but we all make shitty mistakes with friendships. This guy ain't had a friend in forever, he's self sabotaging constantly. Its no excuse but it doesn't mean he doesn't deserve a second chance at being a good friend.)
one character i wish they would interact with/interact with more: Okay very very odd, but Starscream. They'd both hate it, but I think they got quite a bit in common if you break them down to their basics and I think they'd have a lot to talk about. They both have this odd... not-so-friends but not-so-enemies with Megatron, (there's some trauma there that's shared with that as well). They both want to be taken seriously and be this leader but neither can really get there and even when they do get there, its taken from them very fast. I just want to see them talk. Just sit 'em down and fuckin crack them open like eggs for frying. If Starscream went Autobot, he'd be Rodimus and if Rodimus went Decepticon, he'd be Starscream. Does that make any sense? Its odd, I know.. BUT..
one (or more) headcanon(s) i have that involve them and one other character: I love the whole 'Ratchet and Rodimus have a Uncle-Nephew type relationship', and with Ratchet ending up with Drift in the end, I LOVE the idea of Rodimus being that tag-a-long that ends up somehow squeezing himself into hang outs with them. They're his friends! He loves them! He just wants to hang with them! All the time, yes, but he's just really enjoying how happy his bestie is, and enjoys being able to mess with Ratchet and get away with it to a degree. He's always in their habsuite eating their snacks. Drift doesn't yell at him for it but Ratchet does. Disclaimer!!! I don't ship them all together, I cherish the friendships.
I can talk forever about this onion. Roddy has so many layers and so much to his character and I am obsessed with diving into him. I have SO much to say and SO little cohesiveness to say it all!!
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I wanted to post my year in review but Tumblr said no 😔
Recap for my own posterity:
3,158 posts in 2022 (wtf)
1,242 posts that I created (39%) (jfc)
1,916 reblogged (61%)
2,051 tagged posts (that's not bad actually, I thought that'd be worse. I'm terrible about tagging)
Top tags are... not hard to predict lmao. DC, the Flash, DC comics, Wally West, Bart Allen, ect
Longest tag was just all hearts for some reason. I swear I've done longer...
And blogs I reblogged from the most:
1) EMBARRASSINGLY.... Myself. LMAO. I swear I'm not a narcissist I just have ADHD and I like to add things I think of later 😭 also sometimes it's funny
2) @thebartallenblog
3) @catgirldawn
4) @upagainstthesunset
5) @soft-spot-for-speedsters
^ and none of that surprises me even slightly. Fantastic people, great blogs, stellar content.
Uh and I'm not gonna link my top posts because I am on mobile but that's 2022 babey~
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Running series
It’s been a while but I’ve started writing on chapter 5 again, and in celebration I’d like to share a couple of facts about the characters in this story.
We’ll of course start with our favorite speedster, Peter!
Name: Pietro Django Maximoff (goes by Peter).
Descendant: Yugoslavia/Serbia (Romani/Roma people on his mother’s side), Germany (on Erik’s side).
He was born on February 10, 1956, which makes him 27 at the start of the story.
He moved to the United States in 1962 together with his mother and Wanda.
He speaks English, Serbian, Romani, some Spanish, and very little Russian.
Though his mother is from Serbia, he and Wanda was born in Spain, since his mother (Natalya) was taken in by a Romani woman from Spain, back when they were both in the concentration camp of Sajmiste.
He has ADHD, but can’t take medicine for it because of his fast metabolism.
He also has a great temper if pushed too far.
Got a tattoo when he was 19. It’s a giant X on his left upper arm and can be hidden away by a t-shirt.
Plays the guitar, the drums and a bit of the trumpet.
Can dance flamenco. A Romani Spanish dance form, taught by his mother and her adoptive family.
Dyed his hair brown after the Pentagon event in an effort to disappear. Though when his hair began growing out it looked like he was beginning to get grey hair, and he buzzed it all off to let it grow out naturally.
Sneaked into the Woodstock Festival in 1969 when he was 12. Natalya and his step father Andreas were outraged with him.
Is a big fan of the Serbian dessert Vasina Torta.
Was drafted for the Vietnam War in 1974, but deserted by gaining a forged military ID and hid away with a group of mutants in New Orleans.
Favorite movies: Enter the Dragon (1973), Game of Death (1979), Mission Impossible series (1966-1973), Charlie’s Angels series (1976-1981), and First Blood (1982).
He had a big crush on Cheryl Ladd from Charlie’s Angels.
He has lived in Madrid, Montefreo, Valencia, Harlem, Brooklyn and Washington D.C.
Let me know if you want more in-depth explanations of the different stages in Peter’s life, or if you have your own questions about this version of the character.
 If it won’t conflict with what I’ve got in mind for the stories I’ll answer the best I can!
You can read the story here: Running After You
Read about:
Erik
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Superpower Asks for Siv, Jessi, and Kyle please!
2, 5, 16, 22, 24, 37, and 48?
2. How often is your character underestimated?
Siv: Near constantly. Siv's a fairly physically small person, and because they tend to wear baggy clothes that hide their musculature, people often assume they won't be able to fight back when attacked.
Jessi: Constantly. Jessi's powers are completely unknown, and anyone who figures them out will just get hypnotized into forgetting about them, so most people don't even know that she's basically a mob boss.
Kyle: Not that often. Even without his powers, he's still over 6' and built like a quarterback (which he was). He tends to intimidate people, albeit unintentionally.
5. Under what circumstances would your character willingly give up their powers?
Siv: As long as Eobard was dead, pretty much any. Siv isn't exactly fond of their abilities, since they tend to cause more harm than good for herself and others.
Jessi: If it benefitted her in the long run, sure. More money, more power, more fame, etc. Otherwise, it's not going to happen.
Kyle: While his powers are really more of an inconvenience than anything else, he loves what he's able to do with them, so he probably would only give them up for the greater good. Like if a supervillain said he had to give them up or the city would be destroyed.
16. Who is your character most likely to turn to for guidance?
Siv: Probably Jay or Ember. Before finding out he was a murderous psycho, she would have turned to Eobard, but that didn't exactly work out.
Jessi: Doesn't really believe she needs guidance. I mean, she has her PR manager and her agent, but that's about it. Otherwise, she prefers to just do what she wants and let her legal team take care of the rest.
Kyle: His family. He's still pretty close to his parents, even though they still haven't really gotten their heads around him being gay, they're at least trying.
22. How would your character’s civilian self speak about their supersona?
Siv: Would make the Dark Streak sound like way less of a loser than she actually is, and would defend the name to the end, despite picking it on a whim while panicking because people were asking for their name and she hadn't picked one yet.
Jessi: Would say that Sonata was a horrible person who should be in jail and publicly condemn her actions, despite quite literally being her.
Kyle: Would talk about Blackout like he was a super chill guy, like a friend that he knows. He'd probably make Blackout sound way cooler than Kyle himself actually is.
24. How would your character feel about someone trying to impersonate them?
Siv: Probably would kill them outright. Siv already walks a fragile line between good and evil, and anyone trying to push the scale either way is just going to ruin their image and get in the way.
Jessi: Would roll her eyes. Jessi already has to deal with cover bands, tribute bands, whatever, especially unlicenced ones that her legal team has to go after, so it wouldn't be that big of a deal to her.
Kyle: He'd be really concerned. After all, he's not really one of the big league superheroes, and he's not really much of a superhero in the traditional sense either, just a guy trying to do the right thing with his powers.
37. What are your character’s views about others in their field?
Siv: Hates them all. They all want to kill her or throw her in a cell, regardless of moral alignment, since they've backstabbed basically all of them.
Jessi: Thinks she's above them. They're all a bunch of stick-up-their-butts wussies that are too afraid to play dirty to be as much of a girlboss as she is.
Kyle: Tolerates them, but sometimes they cause more harm than good by creating a lot of collateral damage that smaller heroes like himself have to clean up.
48. What kind of merchandise would best suit your character if they had to get branded?
Siv: Energy drinks. Both with the whole speedster thing and the fact that Siv is the most ADHD person on the planet, something designed to make people skittery would be perfect for Siv.
Jessi: Tee shirts. She's got an extremely iconic image, and she's a highly successful international pop star, so her face would be perfect for tees for her fans to wear.
Kyle: Self-defense stuff, like tasers and pepperspray and stuff. In his line of work, he knows a lot about that kind of stuff, so he'd be great to endorse them.
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