Nobody understands how much I love pet names like I am 100% gonna adore when people call me “hun” like wtf literally geeking
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I'm pretty sure this would be Godzilla's reaction if he saw Baby Kong.
Also, I really gotta get used to his new design....
If you know the reference, you have my utmost respect
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Batfam Incorrect Quotes 1#
Damian: If I fail to get in the art school, I'm going for world dominance.
Jason: That sounds familiar
Jason : Oh shit.
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i drew this before the new eps came out but i think it still fits. his cocky swag will live on in my heart 💙
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According to the Wiki, Gai is two years younger than Ebisu and three years younger than Genma
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Danny was a stillborn, and Maddie made a deal with a Devil to give her baby a soul so he could live.
But the Devil couldn't really like, make a wholeass new soul for this. He could grab one of the ones he owned, but that'd just be putting an adult in an infants body, and that whole thought kind of weirded the Devil out.
So, he compromised.
He had a piece of the Laughing Magicians soul, and he just kinda.
Shoved that into the baby corpse.
And holy shit it worked, the kid took it.
Which, awesome! He gets the lady's soul and the kids when it's matured!
Except that was fifteen years ago, and now said Devil is desperately trying to get into contact with Constantine to cancel the deal they signed and agreed to.
Cuz that little baby?
Yeah he's the High King of the fucking Infinite Realms; a being that can not only cancel said contract, but do it and declare the Devil who made it guilty of Treason.
So he needs to find the Laughing Magician fucking yesterday, before the kid looks too closely at why his soul is so weird and figures it out.
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Congratulations! You've just left the the ten millionth "free Palestine" comment on a post about a Jew in Ohio celebrating a holiday. This action has activated the latent gene in every Jewish person's DNA which gives us the knowledge of Bibi Netanyahu's personal phone number. I've already called him, he said he'll call off the bombing right away. Every Jew in the world will now immediately self-destruct. Your Nobel Peace Prize will arrive in three to five business days.
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