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patrothestupid · 1 month
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howi99 · 1 month
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Jaune: Did you know? You only need 150 decibels to hurt someone permanently. A whale can make sounds of well over 200 decibels, enough to make most of your organs rupture.
Curious cat: Fascinating! Disturbing, but fascinating!
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Error as bunny?
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Error: Harlequin rabbit
He sheds an unholy amount
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ancientgreek101 · 21 days
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Being in love with Henry Winter:
-He leaves the bedroom window halfway open all year around. You can feel the wind on your back at night.
-He is nervous to bring you to dinner at the twins at first, but relaxes when he realizes that you get on just fine.
-Speaks to you in Greek or Latin when he thinks/when you are asleep.
-Ancient Greek pet names and terms of endearment.
-He brings you breakfast in bed.
-Takes baths with you, and washes your hair as a show of love.
-If you smoke, he shares his cigarettes with you. He also will light yours for you instead of you doing it yourself.
-(If you aren’t already studying classics) Outright refuses to recommend you to Julian to join the classics department. Any mention of changing your major is met with immediate disapproval. (He doesn’t want you to become like him.)
-Gives you his jacket even when it’s just slightly windy.
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random-soc · 26 days
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I sometimes wake up a quarter past 2 in cold sweat because of this one time me & the gang tried to jump this one guy in a mickey mouse shirt and we got our asses whipped and my head slammed into the hard floor.
Then I just see Bob looking at me with a "bitch you forgot to feed me" look
Those are VERY fun nights
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fawnsun · 5 months
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They took over my brain for a sec
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THESE GIRLS BELONG TO @rookclan SO THEY AINT MINE AND GO FOLLOW THEM
anyways look at these silly gays not quite sure how their dynamic is gonna be but this is how I imagine it so meh
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sonicexelle-junkary · 8 months
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Dumb alternate version of the Contaminated! AU where everything is the same, but Shadow can talk to The Rot before he gets assimilated, like an Eddy and Venom situation
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Entirely mu AU and self indulgent:
Noldo elf: so how did the silvans and avari stay out of the war with morgoth.
Legolas: hm? Oh, we brokered a truce.
Noldo: so? We did too, that didn’t stop him.
Legolas: yeah, but, unlike you, we actually had ✨power✨ backing us up that forced him to back off untill further notice.
Legolas: also, our diplomats made it very clear that if he didn’t comply, he would not like the outcome. Very agressive, 10/10.
Noldo: ok, well, how did it go, because Maedhros didn’t even get to morgoth, he was ambushed.
Legolas: weeelllll-
*flashback to beginning of the first age*
The silvan ambassadors *shows up at morgoth’s throne room without notice* we’re here make sure you don’t do something stupid like declare war on our people.
Morgoth, amused: oh, and how are you going to do that? For that matter, what’s stopping me from killing you here and now.
Ambassadors: what’s stopping you is the fact that, if we do not come back within the next hour to where we have to check in, the silvans will assume that you killed us and thus has made a declerarion of war. If it is assumed you have declaired war on the silvans, the long standing alliance between all the avari and silvan nations, pertaining to the terrorism and violance commited by a member of the ainur, will go into affect, and all our international grievances will be put on hold untill we’ve dealt with you-
Morgoth:
Ambassadors: to put this into context: not only will you have attracted the attention and wrath of the silvans, elves who are masters of espionage and assassination and magically above average and a people who’s known for their warrior culture which has amassed over a total of 4000 years with a fully stocked and experienced army, but you will also have the might of the Arctic Empire, who’s succesfully taken over the world, the Okrean kingdom, who’s become completely independent from all things magic, the Agtep Nation, ruled by an elleth known as the God of War, the Bali’tsa Empire, home to the largest army of all the avari nations, the Qitian Empire, who produce some of the deadliest weapons known to this realm, and the Fawneli Tribes, who have the strongest elves in existence, bearing down on you like a rabid dog. And unlike the Noldo and the Sinda you so love to bully, each one of these Nations have a full 4000 years of military history that they will not hesitate to unleash on you like a dam that finally broke. Mind you, that’s before we even take into considerarion the many other smaller elven societies who won’t hesitate to join the slaughter, hell, even the Edireths have thrown their hat in the ring, and they’re particularly known for eating ainur for breakfast. Literally.
Ambassadors: so what will it be? Time is ticking, and you’re almost out.
Morgoth: fuckin- fine. But i won’t lay off forever.
Ambassadors: oh we know. And we’ll be preparing our armies for when that time comes. I suggest you do the same.
*back in the present*
Legolas: yeah, let’s just say they really went in there with a “fuck all” attitude.
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barn-anon · 20 days
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Gabriel knows his grip on his human's arm is tight but right now he doesn’t care. Not after what she’s done. Isn’t he enough for her? Hands grip onto his messed up hair, pulling. He kisses her hard and nips at her lip with a growl.
Hasn’t he been good for her? She says she doesn't know why he's so riled up. Oh? Is she really pretending that she wasn't fawning over that Ultramarine in front of him? He must make it clear to his human. They are bonded. Him and her. No one else, just them and them alone. His hugs and those daily cuddle sessions weren't clear it seems.
He purrs when she gets upset when he pulls back, golden eyes watching his human climb onto his lap. So she feels their bond too? He hopes she does, wants her to stake her claim, he is her Blood Angel after all.
Tagged: @kit-williams • @egrets-not-regrets • @bleedingichorhearts
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lilybug-02 · 10 months
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Cut Dialogue Chara is very special to me.
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mush0407 · 2 months
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Found this guy called @jackjackeastwood and he randomly offered me a coke with adding a few rounds of pool I obviously won at. Pretty sure he's trying to posion me with a coke. But, overall a chill creepy guy 👍
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wolfasketch · 2 years
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What if..?
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Just something I imagine happening in WishfulVixen's comic, not cannon.
My thought process for this image is after Wan Ji's successful transformation and gaining of her second tail, her excitement takes over and she immediately wants to show Mac but kinda forgets about their fight a little too late and when she goes to back out, she runs into Mac, who is surprised.
I also imagine Mac freaking out and trying to figure out what happened and freaking out more when he can't understand her, only hearing geckering sounds.
Wan Ji belongs to @journeytomonkiekid
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ancientgreek101 · 9 days
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Winterbunny Headcannons
-Henry taught Bunny to waltz. Although Bunny said it was stupid, he actually really enjoyed it.
-Bunny tried really hard to get Henry back on good terms with Judy and his other friends.
-Henry, despite his distaste for technology, would talk Bunny to the drive-in movies. They’d sit in the backseat, and Bunny always fell asleep before the movie was over.
-Bunny had a few of Henry’s sweaters in his closet at pretty much all times.
-And he’d left enough clothing at Henry’s house to make three new outfits at any given point.
-Bunny cried when Henry moved off campus. He did the whole “but you can’t go!” thing. He almost won Henry over with it too.
-After Henry moved, Bunny started staying with him nearly every night. This ended shortly before the fall.
-The night before the murder, Henry and Bunny had made up about Rome and everything else. They slept in the same bed that night.
-Marion was not a cover girlfriend at all, and was probably aware of Henry and Bunny’s relationship.
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human-space-heater · 3 months
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Theory time:
I'm wondering what kinda role that Alastor might have on Charlie's development like will he influence her? I think it's weird that Alastor and Lilith both have been gone for seven years, maybe Lilith asked Alastor to keep an eye on her daughter and help protect her, im not sure. But that's not the point. But the question is what does Alastor gain from this?
Well he claimed he was bored, so maybe he saw Charlie on the interview and saw those quick flashes of her demon form. Maybe he was interested in what extent her powers go. I think Alastor has the same mindset as Hannibal Lector does with Will Graham from the NBC show. Both are intelligent and manipulative characters, both serial killers and cannibals. Hannibal sees the potential of Will, wanting to encourage him to finally embrace his full potential, a type of potential that Will is extremely hesitant to unleash.
Alastor seems to have the same mindset, he wants to unlock Charlie's potential, a type of potential she also works hard to conceal. Not at all say that this is gonna be a romance like Hannibal and Will had. I'm just pointing out that they both have similar thought processes.
Honestly what sparked this was listening to the fan made song, Hell of A Team. The line that caught my attention was Charlie: "get it in your head, you're never gonna change me."
Alastor: "no, I only want to set you free."
But that's just a theory, something sparked from a song that isn't considered cannon. I could be totally wrong, I just wanted to put my theory down before I forget lol
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theory-anon42 · 5 months
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“It’s right here.. but- I need to just, make sure.”
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“…” "No.. I can't do this. There has to be something else I can do..."
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