#not drunk enough

[dumbass-extraordinaire]

urban fantasy is at its very best when its about a man who is Just Some Guy TM who gets dragged into supernatural shenanigans beyond his control.  like listen buddy this guy works at burger king or some shit, this is way beyond his paygrade and he does not want to be here At All.  his biggest strength is his midwesterner “don’t ask don’t tell” attitude about the supernatural.  he wants absolutely nothing to do with being a hero, fuck it, he just wants to be normal but instead he’s fighting cthulu in a walmart parking lot.

#urban fantasy #taz amnesty #duck newton #gravity falls #seemingly dark #wilde life #not drunk enough #lies within #soda reads wilde life #soda reads nde #sarota springs #soda reads sarota springs

[look-how-they-massacred-them]

to that "every comic book" anon: im sorry you feel that way but i think that's like 90% just a problem of marvel and dc. if you want some comics where characters points and personalities don't get utterly fucked over (or develop in natural ways), you should look into more indie (or even just smaller publisher) stuff. those writers tend to be more passionate about actually following through properly, because it's a story they want to tell with characters they truly care about, instead of writer-of-the-week just trying to finish a quota. this isn't universally true of course but it is definitely a noticeable distinction.

depending on your taste, i would recommend:

•"Love and Rockets" by brothers Jaime, Mario, and Gilbert Hernandez (which ran for decades and actually had characters age naturally over time. this started as a fantasy sci-fi thing and eventually became more slice-of-life but it's very good, largely character-driven, and has surprisingly 3d-feeling art for how simplistic it is)

•"I Feel Sick" by Jhonen Vasquez (yes, this is the guy who created invader zim. kinda gorey but a quick read, both darkly funny and compelling, about a woman struggling with art block and mental health after a series of traumatic events. this is only 2 books long and is actually a spinoff of the 7 book "Johnny the Homicidal Maniac" but that's harder to recommend to a stranger because of just how over-the-top fucked up it is. i still love jthm too but definitely look up a list of trigger warnings if you read that one).

•"Not Drunk Enough" by Tess Stone (this one has been on hiatus for years so maybe it doesn't count but there are two full books out and the first chapter of book 3, all online (ndecomic dot com). it is also kinda gorey but it was created as a metaphor for the author's feelings when he thought people would judge him for coming out as trans. he felt trapped, felt like everyone was judging him, etc so he didn't come out for a long time. that's where the whole "trapped in a building while thousands of eyes watch" thing came from)

i might come back w more recs in the future if ppl want more but i think im runnin outta space oopsies

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#marvel #dc #comic books #love and rockets #i feel sick #johnny the homicidal maniac #not drunk enough

[mad-scientist-showdown]

Shout out to this submission!

Go read the webcomic if this sounds interesting to you!

The art is indeed dynamic and funky! I like it a lot :)

#I left out the spoiler ;) #not drunk enough #mad scientist shoutout #not scientist showdown #mad scientist showdown

[ohyesididnotjustdothat]

I rlly miss not drunk enough, but I was rlly tryna find out about tess stone, but couldn't find anything relatively recent

did he change his name???

#not drunk enough #tess stone #I have both limited edition volumes bc omg I love that story so much

[frogsandfries]

What if I'm actually just a shit garbage person and a horrible trash partner/spouse and I just don't deserve to have a partner who's a decent person

I probably deserve to die alone in my apartment, missed by no one until my property management is ready to evict me

#not drunk enough

[roaringheat]

Sorry for NDE posting sm just out of fuckin nowhere lmao but this is the cosplay prop I was talking about in the tags of my last post!! This little guy has been with me since 2017

#vark posts #not drunk enough #i made like 8 of these i think? #this one is the only one ive kept track of through the years #I've had it on display in every living situation ive been in :^) #its possible theres some more stashed with the remnants of the cosplay outfit in my old closet at my moms #but i really dont know #I'll have to check and see if i can find them #still wild to think i was 16 when i made these and now im 21 #my brain hurts lmao #oh i forgot to say this flower guy is attached to a long piece of bendable wire #so i can really wrap this bitch around anything

[butwilltherebealcohol]

fun fact: I am a barely sentient, weak, selfish, self-pitying, lying pile of impulses, cowardice, bourbon and fat and yet somehow I don’t even have the decency to grant people the relief my absence would bring, though I could swear I’ve tried

sorry folks. I’ll keep trying.

#tw #tw suicidal #ed #tw ed #male ed #tw alcohol #tw self hate #tw alcoholic #TW depression #tw all around #The Voices got the mic #Drunk thoughts #tw bourbon #depressed #alone #Not Drunk Enough #clearly since I can still hear them #thinking too much #personal #for the love of god please fucking ignore this I'm begging #found in my drafts #tru tho #Our Knives Are Dull Okay

[phroobin]

If I had a nickel for every brightly coloured supernatural webcomic by Tess Stone I'd fallen in love with that stopped updating without any warning at a cliffhanger, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice.

#I have no ill will towards Tess for this!!! #I just miss Hanna is Not a Boy's Name and Not Drunk Enough with all my being #hanna is not a boy's name #Not Drunk Enough

[dogrotpdf]

that one nat geo documentary about the lioness who lost her cub and then, thru her grief, adopted a gazelle but she didn’t know how to care for them and she kept trying to feed them meat. there’s something there but i can’t reach it.

#I’m drunk ignore me #a mothers love not being enough etc etc

[dumbass-extraordinaire]

#simon. buddy. #soda reads nde #not drunk enough

[pseudophan]

anthony is dead: the funeral roast (paid content)

#daniel howell #amazingphil #dan and phil #phan #smosh #anthony padilla #mine #my content #hi sorry i can't get a hold of the person who shared this clip with me so i don't feel comfortable posting it in full #however i'm not a good enough person to Not Gif It #so here u go here's a bit of it in gif form lol #i'm going to sleep i'm sure by the time i wake up the full video will be up #oh also oh my god this clip gives me such super amazing project vibes i almost cried #ok. anyway. it's 8:20am. im drunk still. goodnight im finally going to bed x

[justsomespiders]

NDE will never not be funny to us lmao

like, yeah it's well written horror and you can definitely tell the author brought some dark things to the table when writing it.

or. the first half, anyway.

it's so deeply Heccin' funny to us that this bit of visceral, oppressive horror that always felt like being enclosed and choked out by something that wanted to infect and consume the body just constant Spooks us, and then the author went on T (proud of him for that, quality work) and BAM the next chapter feels more like a romcom lmao. it goes straight from "this unholy abomination has taken root in your body and continues to grow and make you feel less and less human as it develops within you" into "hey you wanna meet my snuggly cat" and we just. that's amazing. sheer unbridled comedy from the metacontext of the story :P

#idk #hope you enjoy #not drunk enough #nde #Trans

[stygicniron]

gravewalks asked:

❛ i'm not drunk enough for this. ❜ 

Lost Meme -- @gravewalks

Nico gives the police commissioner a long look before he nudges the glass in his direction slightly. He's not entirely sure any more alcohol is going to make this any easier to understand, but less alcohol doesn't seem to be the answer either. It's times like this that Nico wishes he'd gotten better at manipulating the Mist.

Because of course he can't tell the guy the truth--that most of Manhattan had been put under a massive sleeping spell by Morpheus himself and then subsequently invaded by an army of monsters-- but he's not fully sure what he can tell the guy either. Any portion of the truth is a lot. "I know it's a lot of parking tickets, but you can just bill the Executive Suite on the 600th floor of the Empire State Building."

Also how this job got left up to Nico is anyone's guess.

#gravewalks #☠ ▌ ｆｉｖｅ ｔｈｏｕｓａｎｄ ａｔｔａｃｋ ｐｏｉｎｔｓ ( ask meme reply. ) #not drunk enough #modern verse for your muse perhaps?? #☠ ▌ ａｎｄ ���ｈｅ ｏｌｙｍｐｉａｎｓ ( pjo. ) #and also very shortly after the battle of manhattan #this is unhinged otz

[roaringheat]

Found out NDE was most likely abandoned how will I ever recover

#vark posts #not drunk enough #i cant believe its been so long #peak nde was back in 2016-2017 #oh god in like 3 years itll be a fuckin decade since i first got into it wtf #i wish it couldve been finished at least #pretty sure it was in the final stretch #its just so strange that Tess dropped off the face of the earth i hope he's ok #i even COSPLAYED nde #i literally have one of the cosplay props on display in my grown ass apartment

[butwilltherebealcohol]

i hold myself to the “no drinking until 5″ standard for the most part, but on days when I wrap up work earlier than that...like what am I supposed to do? just be conscious and sober?? with my thoughts??

#tw alcoholism #'functional' alcoholism? #i work sober #whiskey speaks #ya boyz workin closer to 6/7 days a week #but not always until 5 so.. #i can just round up past 4:30 right #...or 4 #lmao welp #it's not my fault if i start thinking too much The Thoughts start #tw #tw depressed #tipsy thoughts #Not Drunk Enough #date idea who wants to come drink whiskey w me until we cant think #and then put a bullet in my head pls and thank you

[hellenhighwater]

anyways at the new years party i was at last night I found out that another guest is a full-time van traveller (does contract work so this is logical) and was parked outside, and, crucially, had a 19 week old black kitten in there

dear readers, i got into that van so fast. None of the stranger danger lessons stuck at all.

Sid the Kitten was a delight, and when I finally went back in the house and crashed on one of the couches, I was woken up at sunrise by my other friend's golden retriever, Zuko, who is remarkably polite but needs attention at all times.

And overall I'm counting it as a good omen for the coming year. May it be full of unexpected puppies and kittens.

#the party was great #we did a lot of drinking and a lot of party games #and one guy was drunk enough that he tried to eat the Drunk card from werewolf #nice time great people