#not for my nice cishet mutuals

[spaghett-onaplate]

sixth day at my new school and i didn't sit alone at lunch today 🥳🥳

#woohoo!! #some girls invited me to sit with them so i did and chatted to them and this other guy #some of them are in my classes!! they were all very nice #honestly i was aiming to just try and fit in with the cishet boys and last week when i heard the rumour i was gay i was kinda freaked out #but i've scoped out the situation and it's not unsafe to be out (as bi. not anyone's business i'm trans) #so i realise it's better to just be open and have better chances of finding the right people than living in fear and squashing myself to-- #--fit in with the wrong people. bc if i can't be fully myself around someone then why would i want to be good friends with them?? #so yar i'll stick with other queer guys and supportive girls. gay guy/straight girl friendships are stereotypical but it's an ecosystem tha #works in a situation like high school tbh #ooo and i guess he was away today but the guy from a couple of my classes who i think is cute is in that group so added bonus #o and actually unrelated but at recess i went to this queer group thing i was invited to by a teacher last week #(recess is first and lunch is sceond) #i wasn't sure if i was going to go (mostly bc of my 'blend in' mindset) but i'm glad i did!! it was pretty nice #mostly just nice to get an idea of 'safe' people and teachers yaknow #'people and teachers' -- those aren't two mutually exclusive categories of being ajdsgjf but ykwim #and if i didn't go then i probably wouldn't have been in the better mindset for being just myself with everyone at lunch #so wahoo yippee :D #now i just needa keep talking to everyone and putting myself out there a bit more and i'll find the right people :)

[chronicswitch]

TGIF I’m deciding to be horny, here’s a little of me

they/them 18+ no cishets lol this is gay shit

#proof of baldness. honestly. and i have nice tits. it’d be a shame if people were to say nice hot things about me #mutuals my DMs are always open xoxo #chronicself #for my fellow employed people or unemployed ppl who are also up #got to change my message settings for this one lmao. fucking cishet men please I am literally a fsggot you are GAY

[la-cocotte-de-paris]

I just saw the worst take ever that complained about some blogs' requests for "men dni" and I'm like...have you seen some of the cishet men that harass blogs in the kink community on tumblr? THAT'S why so many users have "men dni" in their bios/pinned posts. You fucking fool.

#i am lucky that most of my interactions have been positive #but I've definitely had cishet men try slide into my DMs and it's not fun for anyone #also if that person complaining knew fucking anything they'd know that #MOST blogs that reuqest 'men dni' really mean cishet men and are okay with queer male interaction so long as nobody is harassed #and nonbinary and genderqueer users are usually able to interact #it's just the cringe cishet men who think they're doms that give everyone on tumblr secondhand embarrassment #when they try to interact with blogs in the most tactless way possible #sorry that post just pissed me off so much like how fucking dumb can you be #ok to reblog #the siren speaks #THIS ISN'T EVEN DISCUSSING GROOMING WHICH CAN ALSO HAPPEN #and with that comes the stereotype of men who prey on the vulnerable victim etc etc #so how about you just fucking accept people's request for men dni AND MIND YOUR DAMN BUSINESS #just bc others ask for it doesn't mean you have to add that request to your blog so. shut up. #also I'm talking about the annoying men who are cishet i do not mean ALL cishet men #bc most other men and genderqueer people do not harass other blogs so frequently #and my male mutuals (and my other non male moots) know i love them bc they're genuinely nice people because they don't harass people!!!!!

[fruitybashir]

Can't remember if you've talked about this a lot before so, hi, anything about Kris and Jan's relationship? Very curious, I love them!!

oh YES actually ive been dying to talk about them more lol since i couldnt fit any more backstory for them into holidate so let me just *cracks knuckles* tell you their whole deal actually

SO. basically the idea for how they met, got together, became best friends etc was this:

- they met as teens, probably were in the same class

- they discovered they had a lot of similar interests, same humour, very quickly got along really well and became really close friends

- they also both at that point had started to figure out their sexuality, but weren't open about it at all bc like. homophobia in school is no joke.

- at first that also meant they werent out to each other bc oh god what if i tell him and he thinks im disgusting and then he doesnt want to be my friend anymore and also outs me to the whole school and everyone will know

- im not sure exactly what happened but one of them wouldve accidentally found out about the other, the other wouldve panicked, but then like oh shit damn okay we're both queer?? nice!!

- if youve been a queer teen in an almost exclusively cishet environment and suddenly there was another queer teen, you probably know the experience of getting a crush on them partly literally just bc theyre also queer. so that happened.

- basically they were each others first queer relationship and did their first experimenting with each other etc

- they did however realised that hey actually? maybe romance isnt for them. maybe they just have a really deep friendship and they do love each other, just not like that - and that realisation is definitely 100% mutual from the start btw, no heartbreak for either of them, just relief

- so basically they just break off the romantic relationship and stay best friends etc etc

since then, jan has also been in kris' family and stuff like miha and chantal both love jan and treat him like a son. kris definitely first introduced him as a friend, and then came out to his parents with jan as his boyfriend and they werent thrilled but also not hateful. but they were relieved (at first) when they just went back to friends

idk if jan and kris still occasionally experimented or slept together or idk? i guess theyd definitely feel comfortable and secure enough with each other but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

overall (to me) theyre definitely a little more than just best friends but on a very platonic basis. they have a lot of love for each other, theyd kill and die and pretty much do anything for each other, its a very very deep and powerful friendship

oh also, its been mentioned in the fic that they regularly sleep over and also they sleep in the same bed and cuddle and all that, like thats all part of the previous statement. platonic intimacy and all that.

ummmmmm this was kinda just a very long ramble and idk how much of that last bit made sense buy heres some jankris extra lore for you <3

#basically best friends who are platonically in love #if they didnt both still seek out romantic relationships with others they would get married for tax benefits and grow old together #inbox #anonymous #lore

[softcitrus2345]

Hey three questions?

Are requests open besides commissions?

Do you have any female ocs?

Will requests solely be for your ocs?

Three answers!

1. Unfortunately no, I don't have requests open. I can't afford to do art for others for free, and now that I just got my first job I'm gonna be a lot busier than I used to be, so finding the time/motivation to draw is gonna be harder for me to navigate

Also I feel like it defeats the purpose of me having commissions open while also making art catered for others for free, I gotta make money somewhere yknow

And from what I've seen in this community a lot of the requests artists get are for one-off prompts or characters, which just isn't my cup of tea. I can't get invested in a character or a drawing that is just like a one-time thing, if that makes sense?

I don't want that to snowball with me getting flooded with requests from people for random prompts they wanna see drawn out

I hope that makes sense, and please don't see this as me being upset at the question, I just like to be thorough with my answers and explain why /gen

2. I do! Unfortunately not a whole lot that I draw, my main female oc is Vanessa, and I just love her to bits. Her and Damien are stuck like glue so most of my drawings of her also include her lovely hubby~

If you're wondering about me drawing female weight gain, I'm just not really into that, for a number of reasons, but the main one being my feelings towards the female weight gain community, and how it treats women mostly just as an object for pleasure. As an afab person, it just makes me really uncomfortable how I see women portrayed in the feedism community, since from what I can tell most of the people that create/seek out that kind of content are cishet men just looking to get off.

I know that's not the entire female wg community but it's unfortunately the majority of what I've encountered, and it's just turned me off from the subject completely. There are *very* few times I'll see female weight gain portrayed in a way I can appreciate, and those few are like little gold nuggets that I gotta find by sifting through all the shitty stuff, it's just not worth it for me

It just feels dehumanizing, idk

As a fat person who has always been fat, and who is (unfortunately) still perceived by the general public as female, I've seen first hand the way society treats people like me, the backhanded comments and fatshaming and diet culture, and the horrible things I've been called before.. I see it all too often in the female feedism community, it's just a big no no for me overall

Sorry, I kinda went off on a tangent there, hope I didn't derail this post too much-

3. If I were to ever open up requests, I would say yes, they would only involve my ocs. I use this blog sort of as a public sandbox, where I can just kinda play around with my ocs and share my art with you all. I want the focus to be on my ocs and my own original content, with the exception of my friends and mutuals ocs which I do enjoy drawing from time to time

TLDR, yes, if I hypothetically opened requests they would only be for my ocs, just to keep my blog clear of clutter and random prompts I'm not interested in. I don't want to add another layer of stress to my life with requests and stuff that I can't keep up with

Maybe someday TTwTT

But yeah! Thank you for your questions, anon, it's always nice to have a prompt like this so I can share my thoughts, however messy they may be TTwTT

#softcitrus asks #softcitrus rambles #softcitrus ocs #niche blog #holy shit that was a lot XD #with every new ask I respond to I realize how much of a yapper I am DBFDNN-

[spiraledfaun]

I'm a Deerboy Toy!

Welcome to my blog, everyone, I'm Faun, your friendly neighborhood deerboy ^^

🦌Facts About Me🦌

I'm 29

Grayromantic Demi-Bisexual

Trans Man (1 year on T!!! :D)

Exclusively a Submissive Bottom (though I will occasionally switch for other subs)

Dumb Slutty Hypnokinkster

Obsessed with Spirals

I write Hypnosmut

Erotica and Play Menu [Here]

I follow from another blog, so if you're a fellow kink blog assessing if we're mutuals for safety reasons, shoot me a message!

✅️Please Use These Terms✅️

Boy, man, guy, dude

Slut, toy, pet

Chest 👍🏻 (Paid good money to not have tits so this is the only word I'm good with rn)

Cock, dick, tdick, cocklet

Front hole, pussy, boypussy, cunt, boycunt -- I am a boy with a nice, wet hole. You can only use these terms with the "boy" part in mind :) Abuse these privileges, and I block you.

Dumb (not stupid), needy, desperate, slutty

Basically all degradation/humiliation through at least a mild praise kink lens

❌️Please Don't Do These❌️

Do not interact if you are under 18/a minor. I know different countries have different age thresholds, but this is my choice regardless. (Ageless blogs will be blocked)

Don't ask me for pictures. If I want to give you pictures, I will offer.

Don't assume I want to enter a dynamic with you! I am open to finding someone, but it does not consume me. I'm also grayromantic demisexual, which means, for me, I'm not interested in getting romantic with anyone new.

No misgendering/detrans/sissification/forcedfem kinks in my inbox or on my posts! I am a believer in kink and let kink, but those ones are going to stay far away from me, thank you.

Don't call me anything not in the lists! If you're unsure or think it's pretty close (like if I'm cool with slut, then Spiral Slut is fine) but isn't there, please ask, I'd so much rather answer a respectful question than have to block you for being a dick.

I love chatting with others, and my inbox is always open, and anon is always on, so feel free to chat or play~ I will always talk with any trans person, big T4T Vibes, so don't be shy and say hi! I'm open to playing or talking to anyone so long as you're respectful, but I will be more cautious if you're a cishet man.

😈Main Kinks😈

Hypnosis(/Brainwashing/Mind Control): The Big One. I love going down and feeling nice and fuzzy. Mmm. Yes please.

Spirals: This is not usually listed as a kink, but I love spirals, especially flashy ones that fill my mind 🤤

Corruption: Mostly sexual in nature, but I don't *not* enjoy religious corruption.

Tentacles: I am a big sucker (👀) for tentacles, especially in combination with other listed kinks.

Aphrodisiacs/Drugging: This mostly means weed (and fantasy drugs/pollen/nectar), but someday I want to (safely) try other things for this kink ^^

Toy/Pet Play/Free Use: Combined because they check a lot of the same boxes for me. I've never quite indulged in pet play before, but I am a deerboy and I love being petted 🥺

Exhibitionism: This is pretty much exclusively offline, but I do like being shown off, even online, and I like thinking about people watching me get off or get used and enjoying themselves 😊

Mommy/Lactation Kink: Very very specific, I want to be made to drink someone's milk from their breasts and have it corrupt/hypnotize/drug me 😅

CNC: emphasis on the Consent, but holy shit please it's so hot. I'm not into super violent stuff but more in line with my other kinks, for reference.

I am totally into one-offs, anons, new friends that I haven't met yet, and mutuals dropping in to drop me, so come play! I'm just a dumb, slutty little toy and I need to be used. 🥺

#spiraledfaun

[gojurt]

i met a cishet kamen rider fan for the first time at shin kamen rider who me and my friend ended up going to dinner with a few weeks later and like he was nice and everything and it was fun going out and we did have interests in common but at some point he started asking me (transmasc) and my friend (transfem) a bunch of questions about transgender politics (like about the bathroom stuff, and about puberty blockers and children, the usual stuff) which i like answered and everything and he wasnt mean about it but it was just crazy bc he lives on a completely different planet than me and my toku mutuals who are basically all trans and/or lesbian

[trannypresident]

︵☀︵

PLEASE READ BEFORE FOLLOWING / INTERACTING !!

hi! i go by ox (like the animal)! transmasculine something-or-other, he/him and it/its. vers switch (dom lean on here. but we ball). 18 >:D ambivalently unlabeled but very t4t. single but currently not open to a relationship. ftm but only if the f stands for freak and the m stands for (storybook) monster

what can i do? ♥ :

use titles/petnames/etc with the exception of feminine ones, daddy, babygirl (unless its funny) or anything like excessively weird. stroke my ego if you want <3

nsfw asks open to anyone (respecting limits)

nsfw dms open to mutuals (lest i instigate. or u ask real nicely. STILL respecting limits)

interact if you post my limits but aren't in dni

what can't i do? ☄ :

ask for pics/audio (for now.), location, or any personal info

send me content in limits/dni (no shit)

pester me to "try" a kink that isn't listed, just suggesting is fine

KINKS + LIMITS + DNI UNDER THE CUT !!

☼ MAIN KINKS ☼

bondage

praise, service

experimentation & inspection

petplay

royalty dynamics

hierophillia

size dif

monsterfucking

sadomasochism

light gore / bloodplay / romantic cannibalism?? hard vore?? idk / general violence . (tagged with #⍥🥩) if you think about killing me you have to tell me. preferably in broad detail

knifeplay

control in general. yknow

✶ MIGHT ALSO POST ✶

objectum

hypno

dumbification

somno

intox (probably just with weed)

cnc, free use (✳ do not instigate first with in dms/asks if its about me subbing - have to be in a mood for it)

⊗ LIMITS ⊗

unsanitary/scat/omo etc

fauxcest

hard cnc/rapeplay (the line blurs a little. basically don't call it rape and we're good. this is not a moral thing i just dislike the word.)

labor kink (ovi or breeding w/o pregnancy is okay)

detrans/misgendering kink

i'm not fond of loveless sex (not necessarily conventionally - up to interpretation. weird fucked up psychospiritual devotion and the desire for ultraviolence are still love in their own special way. hope that helps!) explicit mentions of it or of abandonment will turn me off. sorry

✘ DNI ✘

minors/blank/ageless blogs

terf/transphobes/chasers

cishets in general. this is a trannyfag blog

"men dni" (bc i am a guy. kinda), exclusively wlw blogs still chill to interact, just don't reblog my pics or something

incest

ageplay

blog for weird internet fan discourse, i dont gaf and i dont wanna see it. yes this includes self-described proship accounts i am not your animal

"para community", p3do, necro, zoo. i hope you explode

ed/sh blog

✈ i can get triggerhappy with the block button - don't take it too personally. meow

✈ posts i make w harder/specific kinks will be tagged. cannot guarantee the same w/ reblogs but i will attempt

✈ my own post / talking tag is #✎🐂

#✎🐂 #t4t nsft #trans nsft #queer nsft #ftm nsft #pinned intro #pinned bios #bd/sm community #bd/sm blog #minors dni #t4t #intro post

[dykeplaything]

about me:

peej/martin/lazar

27

nb dyke (tme)

they/he (she/it also acceptable but only in explicitly sexual contexts)

sub bottom

fat & pierced & hairy

boundaries/dni:

obvi no terfs, swerfs, racists, homophobes, etc

OBVI NO MINORS—i will block you if you dont have an indication of your age somewhere in your bio or pinned

no incest, rape, or pedo shit

cishet men respectfully please leave me alone.

queer men we are besties and if you wanna platonically tell me im hot then im here for that

i reserve the right to block people for any reason at any time

open to play w mutuals 23+

not exclusively t4t as a rule but. mostly t4t

dms & asks are open for whatever

if i reblog dom posts its bc i want that done to me

also if i reblog puppy/kitty/bunny posts its bc they are abundant and im not gonna ignore a good post just bc its not about cows lmao. use your imagination

im fine with pretty much all terms of endearment & traditionally gendered compliments, but please dont refer to me explicitly as a woman or girl outside of sexual contexts (im not into misgendering/detrans/etc as a kink i just feel differently about certain things if its a part of sex yk)

some of my favorite things to be called: sweetheart, pet, toy, good girl/boy, babe/baby, darling, love/lovely, handsome, pretty, slut/whore; variations on all of those like sweet thing, fucktoy, etc.

all of my original posts are okay to reblog (unless reblogs are disabled)

spam interacting is allowed & encouraged

kinks:

degradation/humiliation

praise & pet names

bondage

impact play

oral anything

gags/collars/harnesses/etc

breeding? (just as dirty talk, & no preg stuff)

marking

size kink

monsterfucking

comeplay

watersports

other stuff

if you read this post you dont HAVE to like it before following but it would be nice so i know you read it 💛

#my pics: #selfy #my text posts: #teehee.txt

[redheadbigshoes]

Hi... 🌻 here...

Having a rough week this week... My partner is going on a flight soon and has been working a lot so it's been lonely at the house and I tried joining a lgbt discord to find some people to talk to, but within like 2 days there were people talking about how the 'bi lesbian' label is not a big deal and that I'm just blaming bi people for lesbophobia by cishets when I say it's disrespectful and harmful, that I'm overreacting...

Why is it people always justify it with "its not that bad" instead of trying to tell me how its good? instead of trying tk tell me why it's worth using or how helpful it is? Why is it always "it wont hurt you that much stop complaining let them have this thing" instead of some reason of why it would be nice?

I feel like there's no space for me outside of my house, I get transmisogyny on the streets and lesbophobia online... the only place I feel remotely safe is on here with my lesbian mutuals...

Thanks for being here, I just needed to get some feelings out 🫂🫂🫂 thank you

I know blaming lesbophobia on bisexuals is wrong, but it’s just ironic how the same people who say this are also the ones blaming biphobia on lesbians…

People in the community love to use the card of “I am not your oppressor, blame your oppressors” to say lesbophobic shit. So does that mean because I’m a lesbian I get to be homophobic, biphobic or transphobic? Because I’m not the oppressor? This is the dumbest shit I’ve seen.

Unfortunately when it comes to lesbians people don’t care about respect. It’s always “it’s not that bad”, “it’s not that deep”…

Literally lesbians cannot have a single thing lol the lesbian label is constantly being taken by either cis or trans men or by other non-lesbians, dyke has also been taken by non-lesbians, the same goes for femme and butch… Other people are the ones who don’t let us have a single thing.

#stephanie answers #🌻 anon #long post

[dioptre-hertz]

so me and hyacinth were reading through the comments on the Horse-Themed Gender Reveal Party post, which is kind of a wild ride because it's just absolutely full of the most insane rationalizations of cishet gender nonsense and a truly baffling lack of reading comprehension, but one thing stood out to me so much that i NEED to write a post about it. i need to write about economics now. i'm sorry but my whole body is vibrating. i haven't utilized my mathematics/game theory degree in SO LONG you have to understand. ok here we go

so among the various comments defending the extravagant Horse-Themed Gender Reveal Party, there were quite a few comments along these lines:

i think these arguments are extremely interesting because they are, in my opinion, wrong... but subtly wrong, which is the most interesting way to be wrong. i don't really care about the comments that are like "well i don't know what cis means and anyway gay people do stuff like this too" because that means nothing. but these arguments about economics? they're legit interesting. let's unpack!

so the core argument, in all these cases, can be paraphrased as follows:

"Even if wealthy people are spending money on something lavish and extravagant and ridiculous and pointless, they're creating jobs, they're allowing poorer people to do work and get paid, right? So this is a good thing, ultimately."

and i think this is an excellent time to introduce to you the concept of opportunity cost and the window fallacy.

what is opportunity cost? well - to put it simply, it's the cost of a transaction that results from missing out on the "opportunity" to do something else. in more precise terms: in a situation where you must choose between several mutually exclusive alternatives, it's the value of the best alternative you didn't choose.

here's an example: suppose i spend $5 on a nice coffee. the straightforward way to analyze the result of this transaction would be to say: i lost $5, i gained a cup of coffee, so my "return" on this investment is whatever i deem the coffee to be worth. maybe it's a really, really nice coffee, in fact so yummus that it tastes like $7. then i basically walked away with $2 more "value" than i had before! wahoo!

what goes unseen in this scenario is the opportunity cost of everything else i could have done with those $5. i had other options, after all: i could have spent it on a pastry instead, or some fruit and vegetables, or maybe i could have put it in my savings account and earned a barely perceptible amount of interest on it, or i could have given it to a friend. every single one of those options is now lost to me, since the $5 is spent: i have missed out on the opportunity to do these things. thus, the "cost" of my coffee transaction isn't just the cost involved in getting the coffee itself; it's also the cost of closing off every other opportunity i had. maybe, if i'd bought some lovely pastries with my $5, they would have been so delicious as to taste like $10. then i actually missed out on $3 of value by buying the coffee instead!

opportunity cost is a pretty simple concept to understand, but easy to overlook, because it is inherently "unseen"; these are all the things that didn't happen, after all, so it's impossible to account for every single possibility here.

now, let's use this concept to address a very interesting logical fallacy in economics: the window fallacy.

the window fallacy was first described by economist Frédéric Bastiat, in his appropriately named essay That Which We See and That Which We Do Not See. in it, he uses the concept of opportunity cost to address the question: does society benefit from wanton destruction, from wasteful actions? he provides the following example (paraphrasing):

suppose someone accidentally smashes my window, and a bystander says to me: "well, it's not so bad, at least this creates jobs for all the glaziers, right? if we never broke any windows there'd be no work for the people whose job it is to repair windows!"

and there's a logic to this claim, certainly. this unfortunate accident has brought some profit to the glazier who eventually comes to fix my window; suppose they get paid $100 to repair it. then the act of destroying the window has brought $100 into the glassmaker's business! wahoo for them!

but it would, obviously, be insane and fallacious to suggest that going around breaking windows on purpose is "good for the economy". what goes unseen in this equation is the opportunity cost of fixing the broken window. if i have to spend $100 on having my window repaired, then i am not spending that money on things like food, healthcare, rent and bills - or, for that matter, going to some other business and spending my money there. the cost of the broken window includes all the things that i now cannot do with my $100 that i otherwise would have done.

what Bastiat illustrates with his example is that we cannot simply argue that an action benefits society because it "creates jobs"; we must also look at all the missed opportunities, all the things that could be happening if that job was never needed.

and this leads us back, after a somewhat circuitous journey, to the Horse-Themed Gender Reveal Party. is it true that luxurious, extravagant displays of wealth like these create jobs for gardeners, caterers, waitstaff, et cetera? yes, it certainly is! but let's also ask ourselves what the opportunity cost is of such things. every dollar the wealthy elite spends on a lavish party is one that isn't spent on other things: on someone's healthcare or rent, on infrastructure, on research, on education. every hour a cleaner spends picking up blue or pink confetti, whether they get paid or not, is an hour they're not spending doing something else: studying, relaxing at home, reading a book, or, you know, getting paid to clean somewhere else.

now, there's obviously a line to be drawn somewhere here, because frivolous things are not valueless. it wouldn't do to advocate for an economy where nobody ever does anything frivolous. if i were to suggest that throwing parties is always bad because that money could be spent on philanthropy or something, then you should rightly bonk me with a stick and then discuss consequentialist moral philosophy with me. (after that we could maybe start making out, angrily.)

but, once someone reaches a certain level of wealth, you really have to ask yourself what the opportunity cost is of garish Horse-Themed Gender Reveal parties. if an ordinary person hosts a wedding and invites some friends and family and buys a nice dress and rents a fancy restaurant, then you could probably meaningfully argue that the joy this brings into people's lives - getting to live in a world where weddings happen every once in a while - is worth the cost, is worth the missed opportunities. a life where nobody parties would be pretty dull. but wealth, true wealth in excess, is always built on someone else's back.

there were probably some chefs, brewers and florists who got paid handsomely for this spectacle. just don't forget about all that which goes unseen.

#economics #long post #game theorist side of tumblr #female alpha male economics shit

[batmanshole]

my opinions on jason ships in no order (no Weird ones though you know what i mean.)

roy: sucks beyond belief like actually the worst i hate it

artemis: bisexual and hot but loses points for being from rhato (CRINGE!!!) do they need a third though? ahem. who said that.

kyle: nice if you actually like kyle. if you just want kyle there to be with jason and dont care about him ill explode you.

babs: im gonna hurt you this ship sucks

eddie: does anyone make content for this? i have maybe one or two mutuals who talk about this.

kara: i hope everyone fucking DIES!!!!

steph: better off as friends imo im a stephcass truther and a loser jason enjoyer

rose wilson: shes a DYKE. this pairing is only good if you go at it from the they dont like eachother romantically theyre just eachothers beards. also why would you subject rose to jason...

kori: scott lobdel i KNOW this is you and i hope you die

donna: why would you even.... whatever

isabel: no one has ever shipped this except some cishet guy who saw them in the comics together

[arttheclown]

  in honour of this server’s 3-month anniversary, i thought i would post an updated promo in the main tags once more! THE CLOWN CAFÉ is an inclusive, 18+ discord server for fans of the TERRIFIER franchise, art the clown, & iconic new final girl sienna shaw. the clown café’s purpose is to give gay, lesbian, bi & trans fans a safe space where we can discuss the characters and lore, joke around together, share fanart / fics / edits, and - yes, objectify the clown, if that sort of thing tickles your fancy. (and boy does that happen a LOT in there!!!)

🤍 🖤 server highlights include:

the ability to connect with other queer fans of terrifier, including artists, writers, and casual fans; being able to share your creations without relying on likes, reblogs, or any sort of algorithm.

sharing ideas and headcanons, speculating on lore, & potentially collaborating with each other if the inspiration strikes; we may or may not have a zine in the works soon!!

connecting with other queer fans of the slasher / horror genre in general, not just terrifier! we have a number of mutual interests in there outside of these films & an entire category dedicated to non-terrifier talk.

movie nights, voice calls, & game nights!

a casual / friendly vibe in general; anyone can pop in and out of the chat as they please. there’s no such thing as too much or little talking, so long as we all respect each other!

🤍 🖤 as far as ground rules go...

the server is for ADULTS ONLY as a precaution, as i have seen too many things go wrong in all-ages servers and do not want to take any chances. this is not equivalent to sharing excessive amounts of nsfw, nor for people to be weird or overstep others’ boundaries.

no gross stuff, meaning fetishized / romanticized incest, rape, pedophilia, etc. that’s not welcome here, ever. racist, ableist, homophobic, transphobic, or otherwise bigoted behaviour will also result in a permanent ban.

i feel the need to emphasize that this is not a server geared towards cishet people. this is not something that is going to change any time soon.

due to past server mishaps & bad experiences within the horror / slasher community, i am cautious about who i allow in. please do not take this personally. it has nothing to do with you & everything to do with wanting to ensure that everyone is kept safe & my own personal boundaries.

be nice to everyone in the server. don’t demean people or talk over them. please read additional rules carefully upon entering. that’s about it!

    LIKE OR REBLOG IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN JOINING & I WILL (POTENTIALLY) SEND AN INVITE YOUR WAY!!!  🎪  🍿 🍭  

#terrifier #terrifier 2 #art the clown #sienna shaw #new promo DONE!

[mariii1]

~LGBTQ+ Exclusive~

What will your first sexual encounter be like? 18 +

This is my first pick a card on Tumblr and I'm so excited!!! Lipgloss was the main inspo for this if you couldn't already tell. This is an 18+ reading, LEGAL ADULTS only :) Let me know what other pick a cards you want and readings are done below <3Edit: My Masterlist!

1: You might feel really nervous and embarrassed like wanting to hide within yourself. It something about genitals, I'm getting your own; you may just feel very insecure about them maybe dysphoric as well. You're very in your head about this, you may even feel pressured (NEVER have sex with anyone that pressures you; NOBODY is entitled to your body nor can they tell you what you can't and can do with your body, you don't have to have sex just because other peeps said you should) I'm getting the nervousness might make it hard to get aroused and just relax in general. This person who you're having it with may try to comfort you but I personally don't like their vibe. I feel they know you're uncomfortable but won't back down. They're extremely excited/horny but they don't get the memo that their partner doesn't feel the same way. In order to prevent this from being an experience, you may want to think about how you can better your relationship with your body and form new opinions on sex and sexuality in general.

2: Whats up to all my non binary folx??? I see you:) Cobrah-good puss is coming up, I'll link the song, this giving very much gay/lesbian vibes, a lot of people here are attracted to the same genitals they got. Wetnesssss, or lots of body fluids or lube, especially if d1cks are involved.  All the cards have something dripping or emphasis on the prrssy. Lots and lots of orgasms, you guys might feel very sticky from sweat and other body fluids. Some of you might be under the influence when this happens (I don't encourage doing things like this intoxicated) You're just gonna feel very good and I feel like the focus is more on you and you being satisfied. Whoever your doing stuff with is very chill, go with the flow type of person, even if they're cishet, they respect your identity fully (we love allies, especially when they eat us out 🥰) Yeah, think about the most arousing/ appealing scenario in your head and it will happen :)

3: Do some of y'all listen to hard techno? HEX?? Ifykyk That was v random anyway, you might feel alone? Not in a depressing way though like I think some of you consider penetration as losing your virginity so you might take it away yourself by using a d1ldo. You could have it in public, (some of you are sooo bold) you'll probably be intoxicated, like someone might just watch you touch yourself/ mutual master6ation vibs fr. Sounds v nice tho but honestly this is nothing too hot or even scandalous but I feel like this will happen where there's a lot of people. A lil quickie but make it solo and voyeuristic.

4: honestly might not be that great. Yeah I feel like its gonna happen then you'll be over it. A few of you are ace/aro trying to prove to yourself that you are... You might talk about it afterwards with a few friends or for some of you, your first experience has more than one other person involved. It might be pretty bad I'm not sure if you'll regret it though. Im not seeing pain or anything serious,  but there's a lack of interest it might be boring or not arousing at all. I feel you might do this with someone you don't care about or it could be someone very random.

5: This could take awhile to manifest/ happen. You'll feel very contradictory thoughts while its happening like you can't make up your opinion. Honestly what will happen will be different scenarios for all of yiu so maybe I'll do a reading only focusing on the physical side of it (let me know!) but you might really like some aspects and hate others. I think you're really just exploring, i think your partner/ whoever you're having this with is into helping with that. For some of you, maybe you've never  mastur6ated or watched p0rn or talked about s3x so you really might have no clue what will feel good and Im guessing you're trying to figure that out. By all means have sexual experiences whenever you want to, including masturbating; if it’s not personally something you care about and you're perfectly happy without sexual experiences, you don't need to pay attention to it, regardless of whether other people think you have to:)

6: I'm hearing focus by Allie x, this person could be older than you. This may be a very masc coupling (or actual couple) with you and your person and I mean that in terms of gender expression/identity. Age is really emphasized, maybe you find them hotter because they're older (also please pleeasse remember age is NOT just a number, the concept of maturity exists, science and common sense easily prove it) Very chill experience, for some of you, you may think its a bit lackluster. This will happen on a bed or somewhere private for most people. You guys may argue over what to do to each other,  oddly enough. They feel much more sure of themselves than you when it comes to s3x but you might just disagree on some things.  Like for example,  you might want to go all out (something like full on penetration) but they just want to give you a handjob and have you cum a few times then stop. They might not even let you touch them, not bc they doubt you or don't like you, but they have a weird mindset that your first time needs to be about getting pleased and feeling more confidant with your partner so they're only focusing on you. Its honestly kind of cute, they feel stubborn in that they want to do "the right thing". I like this (sexual) partner of yours.

#queer tarot #pick a card #pac #pick a pile #tarot reading #love tarot reading #art #charli xcx #allie x #hard techno #cobrah #charli #charlixcx #cupcakke #tarot #occult #tarot cards #sex tarot #sex reading #Spotify

[trashsketch]

tropes game

tagged by @hxhhasmysoul thank you!!! I saw this making the rounds on twitter and i'm excited to do it here too

How much do these tropes affect your decision to click on a fic?

-10 -> very dissuaded

0 -> don’t care either way

10 ->  very enticed

nope -> if it’s a hard no and you’d never click on a fic with that tag or or you even have the tag blocked or you’d insta click out of the fic if it wasn’t tagged

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Bonus points for explaining the rating and whether it’s conditional… There are no points, you’re not marked on this, don’t worry :3

Add tropes that you think I missed XD

Tag others if you’re nosy like I am :D

Have fun!

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Trope List

age gap   -2/10 

ultimately to me it only depends on the ship dynamic itself? I enjoyed the ship in Canis: Dear Hatter, but it's not because of the age gap. I also will get kinda dissuaded if one of them isnt an adult but the other is when they first meet

codependency   9/10

oh boy me and my gf for real. we met through killugon and codependency really is killugon. It can be extremely cathartic to see it in fiction to me

enemies to lovers   8/10

it really depends on who handles it. i dont like how reylo does it, but man, This Is How You Lose the Time War is like a masterclass in how to do it. I rate it more favourably cause I think I enjoy the slight forbidden aspect to it? And I can immediately think of more stories that do this well (in the sense that, "enemies" are more like two rival factions and both sides are like equally grey, and your rival just so happens to be your equal, you hold no grudge besides what your faction has told you to believe)

enemies with benefits   10/10

now THIS has a nice flavour. I love it when it fulfills that meme "you wanna fuck me so bad you look stupid". Bonus points if the benefits begin when A is injured and goes to B's place for shelter (it was great watching this happening in zoolander)

fake dating/relationship   9/10

I've been won over by my friends, i love the awkwardness that comes with fake dating for meeting a mutual need that is essentially kinda stupid (like impressing grandma or to spite your ex)

found family   9/10

it's hxh in a nutshell

friends to lovers   10/10

GOD help me i love this a lot. it's my fave fic trope and it was literally my life experience

friends with benefits   10/10

my god. top tier. I love it so much it's good good mess

hurt/comfort   10/10

the comfort comforts better after the hurt has hurted real good :)

love triangle   5/10

I would love to see different ways of it being handled than anything from old and tired cishet dramas, so any queer spin on it kinda makes me go insane. Also bonus points if everyone can talk through it as sanely as they can while still feeling like their world is crumbling. It can be such good angst. Bonus bonus points if they can all agree on some level of poly

mistaken/hidden identity   10/10

very delicious in like, spy or superhero stories (and also what brought me on board with miraculous ladybug to begin with)

monster fu… relationship   10/10

I feel like most of us monster relationship enjoyers had an awakening after watching a Guillermo del Toro movie. For me it was the Shape of Water, and afterwards a wlw beauty and the beast drawing i did that really won me over. I have a monster AU thingy over on my danganronpa account that I love to bits.

obsession, possessiveness, etc   7/10

can be handled so well or SO BADLY. it helps when any act of possessiveness isn't too serious but is also laced with the real angst, the good shit, the flavour of insecurity. it helps even more if the couple knows how to communicate through this rather than lashing out at each other with passive aggressive arguments, which I hate to see :)

opposites (like grumpy×sunshine, etc)    10/10

LITERALLY KILLUGON. literally all of our preteen angel/devil OC obsession coming back as a popular trope. what's not to love about opposites being together and balancing each other out!

poly   10/10

So a poly ship took over my brain for a good 2 years. I'm in the middle of writing a fic about how three people get together, and even researching by picking up The Ethical Slut (which btw is a great read on how to have healthy relationships in general too, it has so much good advice)

pregnancy   -9/10

It's a personal choice, only because i'm scared of conceiving so i really prefer not to see it in fic. Giving it a -9 cause I do have exceptions in fic (being whether it was recommended to me or whether it's from authors whose work I enjoy)

second chance   5/10

Again it’s really down to the characters and how it’s handled. I enjoyed it in some fics I’ve read long ago, but I won’t go out of my way to find it

sex to feelings   10/10

the one thing i love about friends with benefits is exactly this. the potential for MESS

slowburn   9/10

It can be so so good. A kagehina fic once destroyed me with how slow the burn was but it was so neat to see it growing slowly but surely. I think it can only work if you and the author agree on the eventual endgame ship

soulmates   7/10

it can be a bit tired, but I still personally like reading it! I like any soulmates au with a good spin on it though, like a potential fear behind not liking your destined partner or liking someone else who isnt your soulmate

thanks for letting me ramble LMAO

i’m gonna tag @xyliane @thehuntyhunties @icefeather112 @murderkitten666 @loudpartythumpingmusic (no pressure though!)

#text #big long opinions on tropes that mostly boils down to uh #Please Put A Nice Spin On Things or make it Gayer

[ghostedcas]

omg more trans masc x penelope!! That other request was so cute😭

absolutely, have some pure fluff.

double date with morgan and savannah !!

penelope garcia x transmasc!reader

word count: 410

warnings: none, just pure, sugary, tooth rotting fluff. cishet people /j

a/n: trans masc!reader who's love language is cooking anyone?? my love language is cooking this is so so self indulgent :(( i'm sorry this is so short, i lost motivation like halfway through but i still really wanted to finish it so i hope i was able to do an okay job

a/n 2.0: also i'd like to mention i am not a person of colour (i am so pale you can probably see through me tbh) so i hope i wrote what "blushing" would be in a neutral way for any readers who may be POC, if it's incorrect please let me know so i can correct it as i want my works to be as inclusive as possible and i am always open to constructive criticism :))

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"(name), it smells absolutely amazing. i need you to teach me this recipe sometime." savannah says from behind you.

currently she, your girlfriend penelope, and your mutual friend and co-worker (and savannah's boyfriend) derek, were sitting at the island in your kitchen.

"i'd be happy to! if you'd like i can write it down for you after dinner and you can call me when you make it if you need any advice or help." you replied with a smile, tossing the pasta in the warm pan.

"i'd love that." savannah replies with a smile, taking a sip of her wine.

you were having your monthly double date with derek and savannah, something penelope insisted upon, she loved spending time with all the people she cared about and what a better way to spend time with her boyfriend and her best friend than to have a double date once a month?

it was you guys' turn to host, deciding on a nice, chill dinner in your shared apartment. you had offered to cook, something you loved to do. there was just something so... right and relaxing, about cooking for others. something you had always enjoyed doing.

you plated up the pasta you had made, serving it to the other three with a large smile on your face, sitting down next to penelope. "bon appétit!"

"gosh, baby this looks amazing." penelope says, kissing your cheek as you sit down.

"thank you, penny." you reply, face heating up a little as you smile. "please dig in guys, i hope you all like it."

the dinner was delicious, lots of work talk coming from al of you as you ate. it was interesting to hear work stories from savannah seeing as she was in a completely different profession than you, penelope and derek.

derek and savannah had even brought over some dessert, some cupcakes savannah had baked herself that were absolutely delicious. savannah promised to teach you the recipe in exchange forthr pasta recipe.

over all, it was yet another successful double date with derek and savannah, leaving you and penelope with big smiles on your faces when you settled in for the night.

arms and legs tangled together as you both laid in bed, you knew penelope was likely already planning the next double date in her mind as she began to drift off into sleep.

of course she didn't fall into slumber before whispering a quiet, 'i love you' to you first.

#penelope garcia x reader #penelope garcia x transmasc!reader #penelope garcia fluff #penelope garcia x reader fluff #penelope garcia x transmasc!reader fluff #ghostedcas #casper's 💌 #casper writes