#not fucking me and dream apparently

[prolibytherium]

Beautiful friendship

#iasip #dennis reynolds #mac mcdonald #This is actually recreating a dream I had a couple weeks ago. Hopefully it functions on its own merits? I genuinely can't tell at this poin #The dream involved something of this general description happening in an episode #The episode itself did not appear in the dream but I was looking at LENGTHY tumblr posts about the heartbreaking tragedy of the Bong Scene #Like HUGE analysis posts on the Bong Scene (being called 'Bonggate') and the 'lawnmower motifs' (I don't know) #And dream me was like 'OK whatever can we please talk about how they referenced that 'Ariel Needs Legs' comic?' #(the 'Ohhh I can't not fuck him' bit was apparently in the episode) Like I was REALLY upset no one was talking about it #This was only half of the dream before it shifted focus to me crawling through drainage tunnels in search of a pot dealer #'Bonggate' came up again later but it stopped being a tv show fandom thing and had shifted into being about #a major political scandal involving the Bush family apparently? Which resulted in the federal recriminalization of weed? anyway #sketches

[oifaaa]

Can't believe it took me 450 episodes to realise the crocodile is Luffys mum thing isn't actually canon but is actually just a fan theory

#one piece #ive been sitting here this whole time #going #i wonder when the other parent reveal is gonna happen #my curiosity got the better of me #so i googled it #now im sad #and apparently oda even denied it #which fuck you oda #let me dream

[nabulsi]

oh so the groundhog day loop of waking up, checking the time on my phone, opening the blinds, realising im still dreaming, waking up... etc has a name huh?

#false awakenings apparently and I have had them before but never so consecutively #i used to get em back when i used to get sleep paralysis a lot as a kid #never as an adult lmao #paptalk #this time im sure im awake #i think #bro it was like 6 or 7 times consecutively #where id check my phone and be 'haha thank god im actually awake this time' #AND I FUCKING WOULDN'T BE #i even woke up and googled this phenomena while dreaming got no results before realising i was still dreaming so i woke up #and heard my family getting up to go to work and was like 'finally awake.' go to open my blinds #BUT THAT WAS A LIE MY BRAIN WAS TELLING ME

[chelseasdagger]

“i’m so obsessed with him but he avoids me like the plague” has never hit harder

#fucking DREAMING about this guy and is apparently deep down the only person i feel comfy with #and he won’t talk to me #fun #ANYWAY i’ll shut up i’m sorry it’s just frustrating #shut up chelsea

[kingprinceleo]

Oh fuck me fuckme fuck me

#I'm going to start killing people #I need SLEEPY TYLENOL NOWWWWWWW #Mfer laying in bed for 8 hours full awake 🫠 eyes shut. Brain. ACTIVE #IM TRYING SO HARD TO SLEEP JUST BE UNCONSCIOUS #Too late now #Fuck me I have to be aware enough to not kill everybody in this vehicle #Mfing murder nightmare too what the fuck #Set the scene: YouTuber wedding #The man in charge of filming is an asshole to the minimum wage people working there #Like real mean. And one meek guy tries to tell the groom but the groom is kinda a dismissive asshole about it bc he's already paid the guy #So it's too late now. Meek guy keeps getting disrespected and storms out to the parking lot to just leave #Woman who has been witnessing this apparently is gonna kill on meek guys behalf. He does not want this #Woman gets into a fucked up death machine car and drives it into the groom #But not like. Runs him over. There's a fucking saw blade on the front that starts cutting through the bottom of his torso #He was screaming a lot. I'm not sure if he survived or not. But the atmosphere was not fun #Very muddy desaturated colors. Very wet and musty feeling. It was like almost a parking garage #I don't think I'll ever have a dream as scary as the um time-looping cannibal beach dream #But this was just the delightful cherry of not being able to sleep at fucking. ALL . #Literally cried I'm so distressed about not being able to control anything about myself rn #Hhhhh :((( #3rd night in a row I've slept like shit

[frnkiebby]

I genuinely love your tags they're so much fun to read <3

also I'm believing it's the weed because that's funnier

THANK YOU ❤️ i have alot of fun with my tags tbh

i did have an awful dream a bit ago tho where i got an anon shitting on my tags saying i should put my inane comments and rambling in the post and leave the tags for content tagging

and

then

proceeded

to

put

the rest of the words in their last sentence like that to idfk ‘make their point’ and i literally startled awake and had to come on here to make sure it was a dream bc it felt so real~🎃

#i honestly could have cried in relief bc i was so heart broken in my dream #like what the fuck #who dreams about that shit #me apparently #like a dumbass #😂😂😂 #frnkiebby #anon #frank iero #mcr

[preggydump]

#forgot to tag this and accidentally hit post instead of draft #anyway this based of a preg dream i had about a monster preg game show and the main guy in my dream got knocked up w living statue twins #and his belly was always so heavy and low that in the finale everyone was sent into labor during the end of an obstacle course and he won b #bc he was already used to the babies being so low on his hips already that he had an advantage on his fellow laboring contestants #i didnt draw this in the context of that game show but the concept was still interesting enough to me to draw #this guy wasnt in a game show but he did find what he thought was a nude Grecian statue in the forest and despite his better judgement h #he fucked himself senseless on it and then didnt find out til he was pregononte that apparently it was a magical being of stone #and theyre sentient and capable of communicating but insanely slow moving so theyre often mistaken for just regular statues #he gets help from a special foundation that focuses on living statues specifically because holy shit is that how these being are born??? #who knows??? #mpreg #nbpreg #preg art #mpreg art #monsterpreg #monster preg

[in-tua-deep]

Had a dream where I was back in high school in a math class and my teacher was just. Incredibly disrespectful about my identity/pronouns. So I swapped to the other math class section with a different teacher

And new teacher didn’t use my pronouns either, but it still felt better. And then someone broke my desk. And someone asked me if I made the right choice swapping, because neither teacher used my pronouns, right? And I just had this moment of such clarity, of, “yeah, he doesn’t use my pronouns. He doesn’t always use the right name. But you know what? He’s angry someone broke my desk, and I know that if he finds out who it was, they would be in trouble. And it wouldn’t be like that with the other teacher.”

Just. Utter clarity of the definition between someone who doesn’t understand pronouns but still sees me as a person deserving of safety vs. someone who maliciously doesn’t use my pronouns as a way to communicate disrespect and thinks that means I don’t deserve to be safe

#my dreams #rip to my high school history teacher who got cast as the villain #but also neither of these teachers were math teachers #it was my highschool history teacher and my high school art teacher? #very out of character for my history teacher. but honestly pretty in character for the art one #do I think my old art teacher would have used my pronouns? no #do I think he would have bitten then head off of someone who was messing with me? yes absolutely #terrifying man. used art as a coping mechanism for his war experience. 10/10 #I think this dream is a reaction to my new job actually #sat down and had a very emotional but helpful conversation with my director about pronouns and use of them with clients #my supervisor is a queer elder who is confused but supportive #told me that if non-binary were as known as it is today back then supervisor might also identify with it #but supervisor is apparently too old to come out *again* #which what a mood #man being non-binary is fucking hard #nothing but respect for my fellow they/thems and neo-pronoun users this shit is EXHAUSTING #also shoutout to the dream bit where bad teacher was like ‘haha and is that an apple’ when I was holding a banana #and I just fully ignored him. didn’t even acknowledge the ‘joke’ #an iconic move if I don’t say so myself

[napsaps-archive]

karl gets a snapchat and posts on it semi regularly like not all the time but, you know, maybe a few pictures a day with like two days where he doesn't post anything and then sapnap and george and dream are all together for banter live and all of a sudden he starts posting a lot of pictures of sapnap doing random things - brushing his teeth, eating cereal, being on his phone, napping in weird positions (there are a lot of these) - and then nothing at all, meaning he's just sitting smiling and bam karl's snapped a picture, and it's fine and normal bc it's all interspersed with pictures of like the set and george and dream bc he's obviously there too and just random things about his day, and sapnap is posting the occasional picture of his shoes and the clouds and whatever and then right in the middle there's like the most loving adoring candid of karl with like wondrous lighting and it's clear he doesn't know he's on camera and his smile is so so bright and he's beautiful. and then sapnap deletes it. and keeps posting his random stuff like nothing happened. fast forward a few weeks and all of a sudden karl is posting snapchats of sapnap and him and sapnap and everyone is like omg meetup?? but then they see that karl is posting from camera roll but he's posting A LOT OF PHOTOS which means his gallery is not only full of the two of them but also just sapnap which is fine we're all fine and then all of a sudden karl posts the most boyfriends in love picture of them you've ever seen in your life and sapnap starts posting pictures he's taken of them and it escalates like first it's just them together and then karl posts a picture of sapnap tucked into his chest and then sapnap posts a video of them walking and holding hands etc etc and they're flirting in their captions and addressing the other and then it's dead silence for like a day. and then karl posts a picture of him leaning in and kissing sapnap on the cheekand sapnap's eyes are closed and hes so so in love. like it's obvious they're in love. and the caption is i love you. and sapnap posts a picture of him smiling at the camera with the softest expression ever. and then like some days later karl tweets a screenshot of his text messages with sapnap asking him out on a date and the caption is "i said no" and sapnap is like "that's not what you said but it's ok i still love you" and then replies to himself like "*we" and that's where i woke up

#IT WAS A DREAM 😭😭😭😭 it was so wild like i was throwing up losing my mind on here and you guys were trying to cancel me for falling for #them just pandering and doing it for clicks bc they cant be together etc etc and on twitter we were having the time of our life it was #so fucking awesome. but apparently im just crazy insane so #karlnap is real god bless america #insanisms #:/ #long post

[t00muchheart]

It’s Sam saying he’s trying to become like Dean and then Ruby asking Dean to help her make Sam into a soldier for when Dean’s gone (to “get him ready to fight this war on his own”) & those reinforcing the idea that Dean’s just a soldier and a fighter and then in the NEXT EPISODE Dean faces his own worst nightmare and it is himself, and the belief he can’t get rid of that he’s just daddy’s blunt instrument and a soldier and he can only get away when he FINALLY lets himself push back against it and say that what John put on him wasn’t fair & that he not only doesn’t want to go to hell, like he tells Sam later, but he shouldn’t have to

#like Dean fought so hard for sam not to be a soldier #and asking him to help him become one goes against all of dean’s instincts #which is APPARENT from the flashbacks in a very spn christmas #and the fact that dean acknowledged that he shouldn’t have had to be the one protecting sam #not that he wants to stop #just that it shouldn’t have been asked of him #he shouldn’t have been raised to put sam first even to the point of accepting that he’d go to hell #ahhhh #spn #supernatural #dean winchester #spn meta #dean studies #dean winchester character study #anyway thank you for coming to my dream a little dream of me ted talk #episode of all time #foaming at the mouth #say it with me: #FUCK john winchester

[gently-decaying-flowers]

well that was awkward

#rant in tags #i coulda sworn i told my mom i didn’t wanna go to college #apparently not #she didn’t go tho so why was she so weird about it #and my brother “oh they’ve always been inconsistent about what they wanna do with their life #like yeah #and i know im young #but can’t yall just be supportive #i just wanna get a job and publish stories #i have dreams #i have things i wanna do with my life #why would i go to college and waste my energy and MONEY #on a degree i’m probably not going to use!! #i would rather save my money to move out and write and care for myself #i just don’t think college would benefit me #my mom of all people should understand that #sorry i’m not successful like my brother is #sorry i’m not winning awards and being an adult #sorry i don’t live up to anyone’s FUCKING standards #i hardly live up to my own #i just want a future where i’m happy #and i guess academic and creative success and achievements are the only way ill have any sort of life #sorry i’m not a top student #sorry i’m not a perfect writer #sorry i’m not good enough #vent #char’s diary

[nixotinix]

OK UHHHH so I might've decided in a fever dream state that I wanted to draw (most) Gen 1 Ghouls in their signature outfits. I wrote down them all and there's. So many. This is TECHNICALLY part 3??? Since I drew Batsy for that one post, and then Nef, Luna, and Gooliope for a diff one. I've been picking them at random in batches of 3 so UH part 3 of drawing (almost) every Monster High Generation One Ghoulie!!

For this post, I've done Jane Boolittle, Catty Noir, and Scarah Screams!! (I sincerely apologize for inconsistent lighting my lamp is WACK)

And some close-ups for each!

I'm p happy with how these came out ngl :3 I've already started work on the next batch, I think you guys will like it! For now tho, sorry about the radio silence, and enjoy the art!

#monster high #hee ho ha ho im a funny lil art man #monster high fanart #nix devolving into madness hours #jane boolittle #catty noir #scarah screams #ALSO. its. so fucking weird to me that im considered a monster high account in the eyes of other fans. #looking DIRECTLY. at pijakofspades. #like in my eyes im just a dude that posts about mh on this silly little website #but like other people?? see my stuff??? and they think it's cool????? #what the FUCK you guys im gonna cry #is this what impostor syndrome feels like. #anyways post over #ALSO ALSO apparently scarah is like sarah but its a monster pun #this information has been brought to you by nixs caffeine fueled fever dream

[coffee-bat]

i am filled with visceral rage at ticket inspectors btw

#had a god awful experience 3 days ago and i'm STILL having nightmares abt it. like the scenario literally keeps showing up in my dreams💀💀 #AND i still have to pay the fine bc despite it being completely fucking unfair and unreasonable bc the law apparently JUST changed. #vent #i JUST got on the bus and was LITERALLY abt to buy a ticket in the machine when they blocked my path to it #wouldn't let me through to buy the fucking ticket #ganged up on me and made me cry publically #and i have to pay $65 and there's nothing i can do about it. #literal class traitors fuck you.

[ze-pie]

Man ai art is so scary

#its not gonna get any better #apparently someone was selling ai art at anime expo chibi #and anime los angeles is using ai art in their promotion #what a horrible time to be an artist online #what fucks me up about ai art is that so many people talk about how useful it will be for people who cant afford to commission #and in a perfect world its like sure thats fine #but under capitalism its fucked #were all told in some capacity that we have to work to survive #so we artists spend time working to generate income from our craft #and ai comes in like lol figure something else out loser were running the scene now #so now the artist can no longer be an artist and has to work at mcdonalds or something #and even then ai automation is coming for so many jobs so who knows how long that route will last #my point is that the system cant do two things at once #you cant demand everyone on earth to do something and then dream of ai doing everything

[flyawaymind]

What if the reason Dream got so upset in 1889 was because he’d thought he and Hob were well on the way to becoming a couple, if not there already, and he was embarrassed when Hob said they were only friends.

#he doesn’t actually get angry until Hob says the word ‘friends’ #at first Dream just closes off #and look I KNOW this isn't really supported by cannon #but I am amused by the idea #dream is all #''we have been on so many dates this relationship is going well'' #while hob is still stuck at #''ok so he won't give me his name or tell me what he is or why I am apparently immortal #''and I really don't want to push too hard bc afaik he could make me NOT immortal at any time #''but maybe MAYBE he'll let me be his friend'' #and so he tries that and dream storms off #''was this just a fling for you hob gadling? did our relationship mean nothing?'' #and hob is certain that he's fucked up but he is very wrong about how he did it

[zombvibes]

how's it feel having impeccable gender

I DO???? this is news to me akfhkahkfklad thank you <3

#zomb answers #i’m just a cis lady who doesn’t care that much tbh…. #just chillin’ with my any/all/no pronouns and using every gendered term under the sun for myself #and day dreaming about all of the cool experiments n junk i can do in the future once i get the chance #anyways completely unrelated side tangent : i miss my facial hair so much #apparently that day i was NOT fucking with my face whiskers and had to shave it #luckily i love having body hair 24/7 so i don’t have to worry about that #makes me feel like a cool werewolf