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blissfulstatic · 3 months
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EEEEEYIKES!!! my odds of finding ""the eight pages"" are pretty ""slender"" if this ""man"" keeps following me around!!!
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im-a-heartstomper · 7 months
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what have i done.
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shoyoackerman · 2 months
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missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, outside, in the train, on a plane, on the bed, on the couch, bent over the kitchen counter, by the fireplace, against the wall, in the shower, on the floor, in the basement, against the window, we're not stopping 🙏🏽
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aziraphales-demon · 8 months
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did anyone else notice this excruciating parallel??
makes me think the bandstand scene was crowley's attempt at confessing the first time🙂 i'm fine!
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emichevy · 9 months
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Spider-Man Noir: Eyes Without a Face- Comic in a nutshell
HELP THIS TOOK WAY TOO LONG- THE BACKGROUND HURT ME
I’ll post the individual frames tomorrow- rn its 3 am and I’m going to BED
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But at the end of the day it’s not funny, is it, because vanilla extract is made from the tears of vanillabears.
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mikeslawyer · 4 months
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i’m so disappointed in noah dear god. putting his stance on the conflict aside, why on earth is he making jokes about it??
‘zion!sm is sexy’ really?? really???
it doesn’t matter that he’s jewish, why is he making jokes about people being murdered? because that’s the reality, this is a war. people get murdered every day. in MASS numbers. making jokes about a literal genocide isn’t funny. it should not be posted with a laughter on social media.
another thing, putting around stickers like this as a white rich american is an incredibly privileged behaviour and i can’t believe he did it. he has a platform, has fans, many of them young and impressionable. making jokes about something that gets thousands of people killed weekly, especially from his stance of being nowhere near the danger of being killed in the middle of this war is just plain tone deaf.
i don’t know what i’ll do with this account, i might be less active and just take a break for a while because i’m just. i don’t know. i didn’t expect him to be this tone deaf. and i’m still hyperfixated on byler and stranger things so i don’t know. anyway war jokes aren’t funny and i can’t believe not everyone agrees.
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danu2203 · 7 months
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FUNNY, NOT FUNNY
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warcrimecryptid · 1 year
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The Protect ICWA Campaign was established by the National Indian Child Welfare Association, the National Congress of American Indians, The Association on American Indian Affairs, and the Native American Rights Fund. The forced assimilation of Native people in the U.S. is nothing new and it has always targeted children. That's why over 40 years ago, the Indian Child Welfare Act was put into place. The number one goal of the ICWA was to curb the generational harm caused by Native children being separated from their families and tribal communities.
What many people may not understand is that Native children being separated from their families is a modern issue, impacting far too many Native children to this day. And come November 9, the law working to protect these children from being forcibly removed from their homes and families will be challenged in front of the Supreme Court of the United States.
Click on the link to this petition. Help stop forced assimilation and the theft of Native Children.
Your silence makes you complicit in Native genocide.
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fellowplasticeater · 5 months
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Posting This Too
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L calls Light “homocidal” and Light’s like “it’s spelled homicidal” and L just stares.
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rhettabbotts · 1 year
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if anyone needs me i’ll be here
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memberoflottiescult · 2 months
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if I was in a poly relationship I would call them "chat" or "gang"
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roomavtic · 8 months
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Ice: I hate all men.
Mav, appearing: Do you hate me too. 🙁
Ice: 😍😻💛💙💜💚❤💗💓💕💖💞💘💌🖤💝💟♥
Ice: Not you baby.
Ice: You're the light of my life.
Slider: Ugh this is embarrassing. Disgusting. Why haven't I still become immune to this shit? I thought I have.....
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vladimirtebastard · 5 months
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Very unfriendly reminder, you can support Palestine without being antisemitic.
Yes, what is happening in Palestine is an absolute utter tragedy. It is a genocide. It is pure unbridled awfulness. All of this is true. Yes, it is true that Israel, the state, is complicit in this genocide. They are being enabled by various western countries, not least of which is the United States. This is also true.
But I've been seeing some comments - both here on Tumblr and on other sites - lumping in just the general Jewish population as the aggressor against Palestine. Now, I haven't seen that many, but I've definitely seen enough to get very, very angry about this, so let's clear the air right now.
You do not hate Jewish people. You despise the state of Israel and its government. You hate Netanyahu, and that is a VERY important distinction to make.
You do not hate Jewish people. You detest Zionism and the measurable harm it has brought to Palestinians. You hate the Zionist ideology, and that is also a VERY important distinction to make.
YOU DO NOT HATE JEWISH PEOPLE. You strongly oppose the kneejerk overreaction of the Israeli Defense Force, and their absolutely senseless bombings of Gaza. You are viscerally angry about the US's propping up of a military dictator (Netanyahu) and RIGHTFULLY SO! It is ALSO also A VERY, VERY IMPORTANT DISTINCTION TO MAKE!
Israel, the state, has an overwhelmingly large population of Zionists, absolutely. Israel, the state, is dripping with xenophobia, absolutely. But let's all be absolutely clear that there are anti-Zionist Jews living in Israel, and it is FALSE that every Jewish person supports Israel. Blanket statements about Jewish people are not going to solve the genocide in Gaza.
So please, be angry about what's happening in Palestine, but do NOT lost sight of what you're angry about. Be angry about Netanyahu and his regime. Be angry about IDF war crimes. Be angry about Zionism's disregard for the Arab population. But the Jewish population is not the enemy, and if you're targeting them under some false pretense of "supporting Palestine," I wish your fanfiction nothing but utter failure.
Support Palestine, and protect the Jewish people in your life. Do both. I had better not catch a single one of you sending death threats to a Jewish person for just existing. Stay informed, and get angry at the right people responsible for the right reasons. I promise, there is plenty to be angry about already.
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generaljenobi · 1 month
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Me when I hear Taylor Swift's name
ONE. MORE. TIME.
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