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dyk3medown · 2 years
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sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll
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eddie munson x reader
summary: eddie shows you a good time on E (repost bc I fucking deleted it the first time)
warnings: fem! reader, smut, drug and alcohol use, possible dubcon due to drugs/alc, unprotected sex, eddie calls the reader “princess” a lot
a/n: my first ever smut!! this is not really how mdma works but for the sake of the fic we're gonna pretend it is. also! this could be seen as dubcon due to the drug use, so please don't read if you're sensitive to that kind of thing! it’s all 100% consensual but the reader is definitely under the influence.
smut below the cut!!
It's one of the biggest parties of the year, and you're bored out of your mind. The liquor's all but run out, the beer is warm, the people are gross and sweaty, and you're starting to wish you were anywhere else.
It's not that you dislike the people there, they're all your friends, but there are only so many times you can watch someone do a keg stand before it gets old, and you think you passed that number quite a few parties ago.
You set down your empty cup and decide to go on the hunt for some more to drink, waving your friend off when she asks if you'd like her to come with you.
The family that owns the house is definitely wealthy, so you figure there must be something nice stashed somewhere After making your way upstairs and down a hall, you find what seems to be a fancy cabinet and score! You hold up a bottle of Don Julio 1942 triumphantly. You go to head back to the staircase but are thrown off balance by someone coming out of one of the rooms.
He bumps into you, and you lose your grip on your precious new treasure. You both watch in horror as the glass bottle slips from your grasp and shatters at your feet.
"Well, that was unfortunate."
Eddie Munson stands before you, a sheepish grin on his face. While you wouldn't necessarily call yourself friends, two years as your primary dealer has made him a significant presence in your life.
"Munson, what are you doing here? I mean, besides running into innocent bystanders and breaking bottles. I didn't peg this as your scene."
"Customers," Eddie explains, gesturing to the non-existent people around you.
You sigh and look down at the remnants of the tequila.
"You owe me a drink now, you know."
Eddie's brow furrows and then his face lights up. "Well, Lady Y/N, it seems like that's the one thing I can't provide. But! I can offer you something better."
He pulls a small plastic baggie from his jacket pocket and wiggles it in front of you.
"Care to try?"
You raise a brow. "How much?"
He places a hand on his chest and gasps in mock astonishment. "Free of charge, of course."
You suppress a smile at his antics and nod. "Ok, Munson, show me what you got."
The two of you find an unoccupied bedroom and sit side by side on the edge of the bed.
Eddie hands you one of the little tablets and places the other on his tongue. You follow suit, eyes closing as you swallow.
"So how long till it kicks in?"
Eddie's gaze darkens. "Believe me, when it happens, you'll feel it."
He's right.
After it hits, everything feels so intense, like every sense got dialed up to eleven. Looking at Eddie, you feel almost hypnotized, like something is drawing you in, completely out of your control.
You lean forward, swinging your legs up onto the bed and sitting with them crossed. Eddie mirrors you, his hands coming to rest on the tops of your thighs.
"Hi," you say softly, smiling,
"Hi."
"Hi," you repeat once more, bursting into a fit of giggles.
You fall forward into his chest in your fit of laughter, and when you finally calm yourself down and look up at him, your faces are only inches apart. Eddie's pupils are blown wide and he licks his lips as he holds your gaze, a hungry look on his face.
You're not sure who leans in first, but all you know is one second you're looking at each other, and the next your mouth is on his.
Eddie grabs your hips and positions you to straddle his lap, lips still locked on yours in a bruising kiss.
He takes your bottom lip between his teeth and bites down before soothing the sting with a swipe of his tongue. You gasp and he hums approvingly at your reaction.
Eddie moves down to your neck, placing a few soft kisses there before sucking a mark into your skin. You whine, your hands tangling in his hair as he makes his way down the column of your throat.
Between your legs, you can feel his length pressed up against you, straining against the fabric of his jeans.
You grind your hips down on him and Eddie groans against your neck. You repeat the motion, and this time he mimics you, rolling his hips up into your heat.
The friction is delicious and you throw your head back as you moan. With all of your senses so heightened, you bet you could cum just from this.
You reach down to the hem of your top to pull it off and Eddie makes a strangled noise as your bare chest is revealed. You had decided to go without a bra tonight and clearly, it was paying off.
"You're stunning, Y/N."
Eddie runs his hands up your ribs until he is cupping your breasts, teasing your nipples with the pads of his thumbs. A moan escapes you as he leans forward and takes one into his mouth, flicking his tongue over the bud as it hardens under the attention.
He pulls you off his lap and gently pushes you until you're laying on your back. You're about to protest before he moves your skirt to bunch around your waist. He hovers over you, sucking another mark onto the top of your breast as his hand moves closer to where you need him.
"Oh, fuck," you cry out as his fingertips brush your clit. You're wetter than you can ever remember being in your life, and you're sure Eddie can feel it through the thin lace of your underwear.
His gaze is trained on your face, watching for your reaction as he hooks his finger into the crotch of the flimsy material and moves it to the side.
He runs his fingers up and down your slit a few times before slipping the middle two inside. You gasp at the intrusion and unconsciously buck your hips up, desperate to feel more. His fingers are thick, and you can feel the cool metal of his rings brushing against your entrance as he works his fingers in and out, the heel of his hand rubbing deliciously against your clit.
"Fuck, princess, you're soaked." Eddie licks his lips. "Is this all for little ol' me?"
You want to roll your eyes at him, but all you can focus on is the pleasure he's bringing you, your eyes slamming shut and toes curling as he hits the perfect spot inside you.
A tongue swipes over your clit and your eyes shoot open to see Eddie looking up at you as he closes his mouth over the nub, sucking on it.
His fingers speed up inside you, curving up to hit that spot with every pass. You throw a hand over your mouth to quiet the shout that escapes you. Eddie licks at your clit with all the vigor of a man starved and you can feel the knot tightening in your stomach. You tangle your fingers into the roots of his hair and tug slightly, pulling a muffled groan out of Eddie. Tugging again, you watch as he rolls his hips into the mattress, desperate for any sort of attention to his aching cock.
"Oh fuck, Eddie, please!" Your thighs tense as the knot in your stomach threatens to snap. "M’ gonna cum, please make me cum!"
Eddie moans again and the vibrations are enough to send you over the edge. Your back arches in pleasure as you orgasm, Eddie's movements never ceasing.
You're not sure if it's the drugs or the man between your legs, but you feel like you're floating, head up in the clouds of pure bliss.
He pulls back after you come down from your high, removing his fingers and bringing them to his mouth. You can't help but moan as you watch him suck them clean, making a show out of licking up every last drop of you from his hand. He's still fully clothed, and you decide that simply won't do.
You sit up and grab him by the lapels of his leather jacket, pulling him in for a kiss. You can taste yourself on his tongue as you push the jacket off his shoulders, finally breaking apart to pull his shirt up over his head.
Eddie hisses through his teeth as you reach down to cup him through his jeans, lightly squeezing.
"God, princess, you're killing me here."
He pushes your hand away and makes quick work of his jeans and underwear, tossing them somewhere on the floor. You shimmy out of your remaining clothes as well, staring unashamedly at Eddie as he undresses.
Eddie is so hard it must be painful. His cock twitches as he notices you staring, a pearl of precum beading at the tip. He's decently long and thick, the kind of girth you know will stretch you out oh so well.
You take his cock in your hand and he can't help the noises that tumble from his lips, his hips stuttering up into your grasp as you swipe your thumb across the head. You lean forward and take him into your mouth, swallowing him down until he brushes against the back of your throat.
"Holy shit," Eddie mutters weakly.
You pull back and brace your hands on his hips before taking him as deep as possible. You swallow, and the feeling of your throat spasming around the head of his cock brings forth a litany of curses, his hips moving forward in an aborted half-thrust. You swallow again and he pulls you off of him with a groan.
"If you keep that up, this will be over way too fast," Eddie explains. A look of panic crosses his face. "Oh shit, do you have a condom?"
You shake your head. "Don't need it, I'm on the pill."
You lay back and he clambers to get on top of you, clearly excited by your admission.
He's such a dork. A very hot one, as you can clearly see, but still.
You're broken from your thoughts as Eddie grabs himself at the base and runs his cock through your folds, coating the tip with your wetness.
"Eddie, please!" You are far from willing to be patient right now. If he doesn't get inside you within the next few seconds, you're going to scream.
"Your wish is my command," He grins at you cheekily, positioning himself at your entrance.
Eddie pushes forward in one smooth motion and your core burns as it tries to adjust to the intrusion. Even as wet as you are, he's still big, and you swear you can feel him stretching you out.
Your clench around him as he bottoms out and you both moan at the feeling.
"You ok?" Even in the heat of the moment, Eddie is still thinking of you, checking to make sure you're not in any pain.
You nod, and he pulls out until only the head is inside, pausing for a moment before pushing back in hard.
"Oh, fuck!" You scream, no longer caring about being any sort of quiet.
He starts thrusting in and out, picking up speed until he's set a punishing rhythm.
Eddie moves a hand down to rub at your clit and you let out a sob, senses entirely overwhelmed by the effects of the pill and the intense pleasure he’s giving you.
"That feel good, princess?"
You can only moan in response, all rational thought stripped from your brain.
"Look at you, pretty girl, taking my cock so well, taking it like you were made for it."
"Eddie, fuck, you feel so good." You pull him down to meet your lips, moaning and whining into his mouth in between kisses as he continues to pound into you.
He's gorgeous like this. Kiss-swollen lips and skin slick with sweat, he looks like a greek god, muscles flexing as he moves above you. You've never seen heaven, but you're sure it can't be much better than the euphoria you're experiencing now.
His rhythm starts faltering, and you can tell he's getting close. Eddie's movements speed up on your clit, determined not to finish before you. Your thighs start to tremble as you approach your second orgasm of the night.
"You gonna cum for me, princess?" Eddie sounds almost amazed, like he can't believe he's the one making you feel like this.
"Eddie, please, yes, please!" You're not even sure what you're asking for any more.
"Cum, Y/N, wanna feel you come on my cock."
Your eyes roll up into the back of your head as your orgasm hits you like a tidal wave, crashing down on you and knocking the breath from your lungs.
Eddie's movements become sloppy as your back arches, your walls spasming around his cock and sending him over the edge.
"Y/N!" He calls out your name, burying himself to the hilt as you feel his cock pulse within you, filling you up with his cum.
He collapses beside you, slipping out of you as he does. You whine at the loss, reaching for him needily.
He makes a sympathetic noise and pulls you to his chest, stroking your back soothingly. "The E really did a number on you, didn't it?"
He smirks. “Or was it just me, princess?”
You nod, or maybe you shake your head, you're not sure. The world seems out of focus as you lay there, floating far above reality.
Eddie was right; that was much better than a drink.
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vshouse · 2 months
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Well if I'm gonna make petplay post I might as well make one for fellow Foxes!! Here is Deerplay and Horseplay if you want.
Also if I should do any others let me know I'm curious
[Minors and Ageless blogs wil be blocked]
Stuff to get:
Fox Ears and tail
A thin collar, put of the way of neck swivels and catching on things
Sweaters varying in thickness based on what type of fur you want to simulate
Air cooler for artic foxes and a space heater for those who like summer
Stuff to bite at I will be biting everything so you better get a place to put it
Restraints for a naughty fox bc we love to cause a bit of trouble and wil probably need to be held in place for punishment.
Collar with no bell, it attracts predators. Unless in you want to be the predator of course~
Makeup styles for foxes if you like makeup
Puzzles toys! Dont let my brain get bored or Ill solves puzzles you don't want
Gags. Trust me. You'll want ones hat can actually quiet me down. Bot being able to use words won't necessarily stop me from noise.
Nesting supplies or you'll never see all your shirts again instead of one at a time.
General:
Quick to please and quick to brat, Foxes are always ready to escalate things
Nipping as a from of talking
Fuck em twice as hard as you demand their barks/yips/whines and you'll get them easy
Warm weather fox or cold weather fox? Big soft bed or cozy corner cage/cave or sunlamp on a cushion?
Runs a lot ! Likes to go fast!
Up all night to have fun and asleep all day bc fumkin tired, so hope you dont have a morning shift when they want all night to be bred with a litter
Wild Fox
Skittish
Yips and snap teeth a lot so you have to handle with gloves, and patience
Sniffing and darting away and sniffing and darting away and sniffing and dart-
Don't forget the rabies shots
Ear and chin scratches with you attention seemingly not on me but if it actually leaves me I'll be grumpy
Scent marks your house openly when you take me home
Pet fox
Likes to do tricks only for you and doesn't show off
Except for the tricks you didn't train that make you look silly in front of others
Picky about food just because you've made it easy to want spoil foods
Tail Wags when happy!! but watch out: Can come with barks and wees!
Don't teach me a schedule and break it I scream have u ever heard a fox scream
I will ruin every toy you bring me but if you dont bring them I'll turn your things into chew toys
Hunts you playfully (and escalates it to trying to fuck you where I catch you. no I can't tell you're busy you're just carrying around a basket of clothes-)
Causing issues in public knowing you're just waiting to get home amd make them pay
Domestic Fox
Fox spouse if you can catch me
I clean better than I cook, but I always clear my plate
Only wants to bathe with you involved
Social with you other places, especially focused on you usually still, but very territorial about anyone home
Also territorial if you smell weird I have to fix it sorry
Dresses up in distracting ways to keep you from other, usually important, task
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golbrocklovely · 2 years
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your first kiss (ever) with colby headcannon
requested by @lillybearblog: i was wondering if I could request an imagine where Colby gives you your first kiss? If you take requests
A/N: i'm not technically taking request rn, but i was inspired to write this. especially since i haven't done a headcannon in so long. almost a year at this point. hope you guys like it ! you're gettin a two for one with this haha let me know what you think :)
teenage!colby:
you've know of snc for a while since you went to school with them.
plus they were starting to blow up a lot on vine and everyone in school just knew who they were.
whether or not they liked them lol
you always thought colby was cute and had a couple classes with him.
but you were too shy to ever say anything to him.
and on top of that he didn't really talk in school so you didn't really know how to even strike up a convo with him.
and then you found out from a friend of yours that colby had a gf, so you knew things just weren't gonna work out for you.
one night your friend throws a party
and you couldn't believe that she actually invited snc, and that they actually showed up.
you kept looking over at them, and had once or twice caught colby's eye.
but you were way too scared to go talk to him.
later on into the night, you go outside to get some air, and colby is in the backyard.
he hears you come out of the house and looks over at you.
you awkwardly wave at him, he does the same back.
you ask "what are you doing out here?"
you find out that his gf broke up with him the night before, and sam thought this was a nice way to get his mind off of things
but it wasn't helping.
you end up talking with him for an hour, and get to know each other decently well.
even he's surprised at how well he opened up to you.
eventually he asks you "what's one thing you haven't done yet that you want to do?"
you tell him you've never been kissed before. you felt kinda embarrassed admitting it bc you were 17 and felt like you should have had it by now.
(btw if that does apply to anyone reading this, omg you're not weird for not having your first kiss yet. you have SO MUCH TIME)
colby admits to you that he only recently had his first kiss, so you shouldn't feel embarrassed.
you're surprised, "there are so many girls that want to kiss you. especially my friends."
he laughs at you, and asks if that's why sam and him got the invite.
you say sort of.
silence falls over the two of you for a moment.
then colby says "…would you be one of those girls… that wants to kiss me?"
you can't help but blush at his words. you don't know how to respond.
eventually you say yes.
colby hums, and then turns to you.
you lock eyes with him, and even in the dark his eyes are intensely blue.
he leans in and kisses you.
it's sweet, it's warm, and goes by way too fast for your liking.
suddenly there is a commotion in the house
the cops showed up bc of a noise complaint.
a bunch of ppl start running out of the house.
sam appears after a couple seconds, grabs colby and tells him that they need to run.
colby looks at you, gives you a kiss on the cheek, and runs with sam.
you never really got to speak to him again, but in the end you were happy he was your first kiss.
adult!colby:
you've been friends with colby for a couple years.
you met him at some influencer party and have just been casual friends.
you see each other every once in a while and it's always nice.
he's just such a fun person to be around.
eventually at another party, you guys see each other again
and you hang out the whole night.
apparently sam and kat were out on a date and he didn't really have anyone to chill with.
his other friends were around, but he didn't really feel like mingling.
and you were fine with that.
you guys had so much fun dancing, drinking, and just talking about whatever.
when the party was settling down a bit, someone cleared the island in the kitchen
and in the center was a beer bottle.
"let's play some spin the bottle!" someone shouted.
and now here you were, in the middle of a spin the bottle game.
but now with alcohol lol
and basically if the other person didn't want to kiss, they would drink.
you were kinda terrified.
you were in your 20s and had never been kissed.
you felt so out of place but you decided to stay.
while it was embarrassing to think of getting kissed by a stranger at this party, you kinda hoped it would happen with you and colby.
and when that thought popped into your head, you knew you were done for.
not to mention... why did you want to kiss colby all of a sudden??
it was colby's turn, and while originally he tried to say no, he was egged on by some other friends. and so he spun it.
the bottle must have spun for a year. that's how it felt.
and then finally it stopped on you.
you felt your breath hitch, and a bunch of different ppl cheered.
"hey, we don't have to kiss if you don't want to." colby stated.
you think about it. while you did technically want to kiss him, you also didn't.
what if he laughs at your kiss?
what if you suck at it?
what if… he's really good at it?
as you try to think of an answer, ppl around the island start chanting "kiss, kiss, kiss!"
you look around at everyone and finally back up at colby.
he shrugs, and light smile appears on his face. "it's your choice."
you take a deep breath, and tell him to kiss you.
he looks surprised for a split second, but then nods.
he leans in, cupping your face.
his lips press against yours, and honestly you kinda feel like you could black out.
the kiss is really soft and shockingly gentle.
you had heard so many stories of girls hooking up with him and you just expected him to be crazy out the gate.
but in this moment, he was so kind to you.
sadly the kiss ended.
…but let's just say it wouldn't be the last kiss you two had ;)
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skitterplant · 3 months
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everyone be gushin over y/n— and DON'T GET ME WRONG her, as a character, CHEFS KISS!! MY LORDDD authors like you make my standards for books/fiction incredibly high— BUT I relate to sun in hating her. She hurts the boys 😭😭😭its crushing my soul, though soul crushing writing like this is so addictive because I can't... but I must see what happens it's too good 😭 also I made an oc for this if that's ok? 💔 she's kinda just a self insert that hates y/n bc y/n may be a girlboss but she can't get away w hurting the silly man
(the rest of this is infodump about my oc you don't have to read allat) Basically the OC is a programmer that got recently hired(therefore is a tryhard) and she normally works with the machines in the Pizzaplex/ having to do with the company etc, just basics, staff bots, etc. But she peeps in on the other animatronics codes and is particularly interested in the Daycare animatronic's because of the difference in their coding between the staff bots and Glam rocks.. She pretty much lies herself into the Pizzaplex as a on-site staff member when she's only an at home coding technician when she already bullshitted her way into Sun's base coding from home because she is an absolute tryhard and wants to be like "look large cooperation! I fixed the problem you do not care about and did not ask me to! Give raise please." Not exactly sure how exactly yn and my oc meet or how she starts hating yn but it's just an oc and i honestly don't know jack about coding or IT jobs so that's as far as I'm gonna get with that but it's fun to imagine a ginger with a shitty bob and thick glasses passive aggressively making comments to yn
Oh wowwww
Man, you really are passionate about this fic! Thank you for showing so much interest in my work, I never imagined anyone would create whole new OC's for this thing!!!!! Especially ones with their own backstory!
EeeeeeeEEEEEEE😭❤❤❤
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aprillikesthings · 14 days
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HELLO EVERYONE
it is Thursday night which means it's my weekend which means IT'S SHE-RA TIME
On a related note a bunch of the stuff for my cosplay (like, clothes) gets here tomorrow and then I can put it all together and look in front of the mirror and make weird noises at myself and take terrible selfies, so stay tuned for that yeah? Yeah!
OKAY
I'M STARTING SEASON FIVE oh god
s5 ep1 Horde Prime
My semi-frequent reminder that these are a re-watch, spoilers ahoy, I make a lot of dumb jokes
I'm going to tRY to scale back on how much of the episodes I like, describe. Those last two eps of s4 I ended up just telling the whole thing, to the point of copy/pasting a shit-ton of dialogue from the damn fan transcripts.
BUT THERE WAS SO MUCH LORE AND STORY AND SHIT and I want to remember everything uggghhhhh
okay I just noticed the rating, and I can't screenshot it bc it disappears when I pause, but the show is rated for age 7 and up and says "fantasy violence, fear"
Fear??? I mean that's...not wrong. But it feels like a weird way of wording it?
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This was pretty, but then the damn Horde Prime ships showed up.
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you broke the sword, girly
(for good reason! but still. also the music actually starts the little rah-rah transformation tune and then cuts off)
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I hate it when creepy dudes watch me via bot soldiers
I remember reading that there are parts of the intro that change multiple times across this season, and I know Daci and I just skipped the intro every time when we marathoned this season back in 2020, so I'm watching them all this time, and
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O_O
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And she's not She-Ra! Just Adora!
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the shards of Narsil....wait wrong fantasy story
Ohhhh they're all hiding under some kind of invisibility/protection shield constantly maintained by sorcerers. That makes sense.
ALSO I remember noticing this the first time, but you can tell they got a higher budget this season.
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ugggh let it go
Everyone else says the same thing lol (along with "literally we can't because we don't have She-Ra anymore")
Adora's obviously still engaging in her self-sacrificial bullshit and Perfuma's like "no u gotta take ppl with u" but then
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NOT. HELPING.
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I mean Glimmer's room on the ship is nice (if sterile and too brightly-lit) but oof
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oh, are you also lonely? do you also long for someone at least a little familiar? Hm????
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;_;
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Horde Prime just like "yo my bro hated your guts when I showed up lol did u know that"
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(referring to the Heart of Etheria) yeah sweetie that's not gonna save your ass for long
He's so fucking creepy!!
Also I know they were inspired by megachurches and conservative Christian stuff when making Horde Prime's ship, but the music here even sounds kind of like an organ!
(...which is funny when you remember that megachurches usually have, like, rock bands)
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Stop doing your self-sacrificial bullshit....without us!!
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Does anyone else always wonder what they use for bathrooms?? The ones in the Fright Zone didn't have obvious restrooms either. Anyway.
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So I know people were shipping Glitra for obvious reasons before this season but this whole storyline was just fucking great on that front lol
But also look at how fucking SMUG she is!
bahaha the "how's it going, Princess?" line is said almost as unnecessarily sexy as the "hey, Adora" thing
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HAH. Glimmer is RIGHT.
Catra: nah man I'mma kick my ass to the top like I did last time Glimmer: u will get crushed like a BUG you DIPSHIT Clones: COME TO DINNER
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oh sure, NOW you're looking at her for sympathy pfft
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Clone: PRAISE THE LORD Everyone else: oh please shut the fuck up
("April aren't yOU Christian" yes but like, not that kind.)
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Who else read A Wrinkle in Time? Remember that meal they had on Camazotz where everything tasted like sand to Meg because she was the only one who was completely resistant to the hypnotism bullshit IT did? Anyway that's what I'm reminded of.
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the little she-ra doll :(
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Even Catra's not thrilled to see this. (That or she saw Scorpia fighting and feels guilty)
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When says "Adora," Catra scratches the table
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GLIMMER GOD DAMMIT (but also look at poor Catra's face)
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OH RIGHT because if he knows this he has no reason to keep Catra around.
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But she can't stop looking at the screen where Adora just was ahahah
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YOU COULDN'T DO IT ALONE BEFORE
lol Bow says it. "You're not alone. You've never been." But he's nicer about it than me.
Catra: oooh, princesses and their *~feelings~* Horde Prime: lol you're not any better
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I am actively resisting the urge to make a BBC Sherlock reference. IYKYK.
"Adora means something to you." 👀
His little speech about "you Etherians are all alike, such strong connections to each other...it's what makes you weak," is such a great way of contrasting him to the actual Good Guys. Empathy and compassion, caring for others--those aren't weaknesses!
But if your goal is ruthlessly destroying everything in the universe for your own power, then yeah, they would be.
And of course, Catra does think her connections to others is what makes her weak, at this point in the story.
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"Now that I know about She-Ra and the weapon, what purpose do I have for you? Your little ploy of parsing out information like a bartering chip was never going to last long out here... I see all. I know all. But fear not. I have great plans for you. Every part of the machine is of value. Even you...little sister."
AAUGH
(and that's why the rating for this show warns for "fear" lol)
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And then Adora has one of her weird dreams about She-Ra and shattering the sword but while awake, and clearly it pains her--and then she passes out, end of episode.
Anyway I managed to make it all fit in one post but only barely, I had to go back and delete a few, lol
TBH I should probably just assume these are all gonna be two-parters, there's so much plot.
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grunge-mermaid · 9 months
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grunge rewatches midsomer murders pt 2
full disclosure: I'm mostly knitting and kind of watching bc I'm still rotted only season 1 of Little Mosque on the Prairie is available on prime & if I want to watch the rest I have to sign up for Disney+
but anyway, here's pt 2 of That Corpse Is Breathing Pretty Deeply Fellas You Sure She's Dead?
2x01 Death's Shadow
opening with a flashback. always a good omen. Gerald/Liam started with a flashback and that episode was fucking wild man
Judy Parfitt...Judy Parfitt...
I know I could look her up but I want to be surprised by how I know her
no Joyce don't fall victim to the wedding industrial complex
OH
SISTER MONICA JOAN
OF COURSE IT'S SISTER MONICA JOAN
I FUCKING LOVE SISTER MONICA JOAN
ahh good old Badger's Drift
all the good murders happen in Badger's Drift
"the head bounced into the hall" yikes
I knew there was a beheading in Badger's Drift I just got the episodes mixed up
why are there so many abusive husbands in these villages
well that hymn definitely isn't shared with the UCC
and we're back in the One And Only Lawyer's Office Set
oh that's a good murder
so dramatic and intense
love it
that corpse definitely isn't breathing
no lungs left
side effect of being burned to a crisp
please tell me someone's going to get an arrow through the neck
Chekhov's quiver
fine I'll settle for an arrow in the back
a character called Fletcher getting killed by a bow & arrow. beautiful
*gets caught in bed with a 19yo man* "I am not a homosexual, it disgusts me" baby boy... let me introduce you to the concept of internalized homophobia
"we never meant to hurt him" YOU LYNCHED A CHILD
WHY WOULD YOU PUT A NOOSE AROUND A CHILD'S NECK AND MAKE HIM STAND ON A RICKETY CHAIR ON UNEVEN GROUND IF YOU NEVER MEANT TO HURT HIM
gotta love it when the corpses don't breathe. such a rarity on this show
2x02 Strangler's Wood
only rated 13+? that doesn't bode well
this is the episode that was on PBS the other day that made me want to rewatch the series
they censored the word "shit"
idk why you can't say "shit" after 9pm on American television
anyway...let the commentary commence
if I didn't know that was Phyllis Logan I wouldn't believe it
11yo boys in the woods before school is never good
grown ass man can't take care of himself
stop infantalizing your husbands challenge 1998
ahh there's some good old fashioned victim blaming
I do appreciate a good Obvious Red Herring
I think one of the writers has a choking fetish
that comment's gonna get me some bots isn't it
"help my son is gay" "get a life"
I know I only watched this the other day but I already forget if they address why Kate Merrill recognizes Troy's name
like obviously he's written to her agony column, at least that's how they're setting it up, but I don't remember if they actually address it
"she's being dying for about 6 years now. we're getting used to it"
hey it's a Jenny Lind bed! *proceeds to sing Heave Away on loop in my head*
Come get your duds in order cause we're bound to cross the water
Heave away me jollies heave away
Come get your duds in order cause we're bound to leave tomorrow
Heave away me jolly b'ys we're all bound away
it's just not the same without Connor Bedard
what is with the kids in these villages? is there something in the water that makes them all psychopaths?
the continuity in this show is *chef's kiss*
gotta reference every previous case always
...is this what straight men find attractive?
is that cigarette ad supposed to be sexy?
I love the Terrible American Accent that is specific to shows like this
got distracted by making a knitting pattern more complicated than it needs to be because intentionally stressing myself out over a lace wedding veil is more interesting than rewatching an episode I just saw like 2 days ago
I'll try to be more focused for the next ep but for now it's eurovision performances and then bed
2x03 Dead Man's Eleven
ah fuck it's cricket themed I'm gonna be completely out of my depth
full disclosure: it's nearly 40c (104f) and I don't have air conditioning so if my computer (or my brain) overheats, the commentary will be brief
like this
nearly 20mins in and I have no clue what's going on because my brain is soup
haunted museum? 350-year-old family feud? that's all I've got
something about smoked mackerel
good god the sound on my parents tv is fucking awful
the music and screaming are painfully loud but the dialogue is barely audible
I get that Sandra is traumatized and all but jesus everything she says is a piercing shriek
wait a minute
the episode description mentioned cricket
why is there no cricket yet?
I want to steal my cat's cooling mat
can I make it through the last 30 minutes before taking a nap?
why am I not intrigued by this episode? is it boring? is it the difficult-to-hear dialogue making the episode hard to follow even with captions? is it the heat making it impossible to focus? we may never know
hard to tell if the corpse is breathing when it's buried
good lord that was the longest 7 minutes of my life how is there still 23 minutes to go?
*makes impatient "wrap it up" gesture*
OH MARTYR WARREN. it's a place!
I thought they've been saying Marta since 1x01
I assumed they were talking about a person who lived in Midsomer
someone everyone knows, runs a cute little shop or something, pillar of the community, everyone's nan kind of person
one of those characters who's always referenced but never seen. like Villix'pran or Captain Boday on DS9
apparently this is actually 3x04 Beyond The Grave. the real 2x03 has a really great cast (Imelda Staunton, Annabelle Apsion, Robert Hardy, Toby Jones). can't tell you who any of these folks are though
3 minutes left...
of course they read daily mail
but at least they're critical of it
ok nap time. summer is the worst.
2x04 Blood Will Out
the heat broke and my parents have gone out so I get the good tv tonight. let's wrap up season 2
Martyr Warren. of course it's set in Martyr Warren
this ep is about Travellers, it's gonna be culturally insensitive isn't it?
who is this guy
OH
he's Gibbs from Pirates of the Carribean
Hector Bridges reminds me of Dr Bombay
ok so far this isn't as bad as I expected
there's still an hour and a half to prove me wrong though
like yeah there are townspeople who are being dicks but so far the police have just said "please don't litter and please leave when you said you would"
"I'm not kinky"
no shit Troy
you're so repressed vanilla is too spicy for you
and that's coming from me
Barnaby gets points for the casual use of the singular they
please tell me those are not morris dancers in blackface
I do appreciate that the rich bigots are the baddies here and not the travellers like you would expect from a nearly 30 year old show
also appreciate the widow not grieving her abusive husband
"the killer did us a favour"
Wife Swap: version 2.0
ah there we go
Troy being the asshole we know and hate
love me some gossipy bitches gossiping about murder over a game of scrabble
this is some spec ops shit isn't it
nope not spec ops just a corrupt commander
Troy may be as kinky as a slice of wonder bread, but the writers of this show are definitely into some shit
or has AO3 just completely ruined me and I see kink where there is none?
"I made the classic mistake of not believing you had been abused" a cop making a good and sincere apology? I'm shocked
murdering someone with a shotgun while dressed in all white is a bold move girl
well that's season 2 over and done with I guess. see you back here for season 3.
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eldritch-araneae · 1 year
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you know if windblade was in earthspark ( we haven't seen her yet tho hopefully she shows up later on ) what would she be like in your interpretation?
That's very interesting question! I also hope she will show up even tho the hope is tiny ahahah.
Ofc I can't really guess anything that didn't appear or was implied in canon yet, but I have ideas which how I would write her if I was writing Earthspark~
Ideas and spoilers under the cut!
I would hope she would be friends with Bee at least, because Cyberverse already have us this relationship and they had such great chemistry before they both got sidelined in S2 and on. Especially when one Earthspark's focus are emotions.
So I'm gonna assume that Windblade is kinda similar to her Cyberverse and a bit of IDW counterparts and she has telepathy.
So if we'll take a scenario when they aren't friends yet, I could imagine them bonding over the sense of loneliness bc of their positions.
Bumblebee is lonely because he's a spy and scout, plus he's struggles with sense of belonging (which why he always seek approval from higher ups but his interaction with Elita-1 in EP3 implies they just don't understand what "being a hero" means to him) and he was made fun of before ( also implied in EP3).
Windblade is lonely because of her position as Cityspeaker which means she will be placed onto unreachable pedestal (which was implied in Cyberverse I believe). Yes, people will respect her and look up to her, but forming personal relationships will be hard.
And if we take to account that Bumblebee is youngest among legacy bots, there is a big chance he might not even what who Cityspeaker is. He probably would just acting around her like with any other person and this make her relieved and relaxed and and that how their friendship would form.
If we will take a scenario where they know each other, this could go into few different directions.
Ofc one where they just know each other and that it, kinda sad bc I want to what Cyberverse did, but better and deeper.
Another one they are friends but this gonna involve a lot of drama!
You know how GHOST is shady and and Optimus does anything to keep Bumblebee away from them. Logically he probably does it to have a spy outside of GHOST influence ( and probably same goes to Wheeljack) and then EP10 also implies that another reason Op wants Bee to stay hidden is to form a real human-cybertronian alliance with him in charge.
But what if there is a third reason? What if GHOST have Windblade who is kept in stasis because they know about telepathy and want to use her in their plans, and potentially they can use Bumblebee as leverage against her?
Which also adds more to Optimus' turmoil because he knows, but there is nothing he can do about it.
(Side Note: the more I'm thinking about the whole GHOST situation, the more I realize that some ppl in fandom just don't get the full scope of this.
Many just immediately side with Megatron without looking into nuance of the situation, mostly bc IDW kinda messed up (tho maybe it started earlier? TFA had seeds for it, and whatever was happening in Bayverse too) with faction characterization. Now a lot of fans see Megatron is revolutionary and deceptions were oppressed by government, while Autobots represent this government... I personally have TON of issues with this entire idea ( esp when SG exist) and that's the main reason why I didn't read comics, but I wont got into this here, esp considering how controversial my opinion is.
Anyway, looking at grand scope of thing you can see the difference between two leaders.
Megatron cares for his people, while his care about humans and Earth only extends to Dot and her family and that's it. Nothing stops him from starting the shit again and probably the only reason what stops him is Dot. Which btw I like a lot and wanna see where this go ahahah.
While Optimus does not only cares about his people, but humans and Earth too and this is why he ended in this situation in first place! He doesn't want a destruction of another sentient species and that why he grabs any opportunity to avoid it even if it mean he has to work with shady ppl that will probably backstab him.
Which btw, Dot understood very well in EP5 and she found a common ground with Optimus here, but some ppl choose to ignore it ofc.
This is why its important to him that Bee ( and probably Wheeljack?) stay out of GHOST eyes, bc his own hands are fucking tied.
Meanwhile rough Decepticons are causing shit simply bc they don't care about humans. Because if Autobots can stay hidden, they could do that too and I'm pretty sure Megatron would supply them with energon just like Optimus supply his bots ( bc cmon I don't think Bee could go a least 15 years without taking energon ahah).
But because there is a huge rift between cons and Megatron this not gonna happen. Tho I wonder if there are cons that followed Megatron into this? Maybe even cons with GHOST badges? This would be interesting to see~ Maybe there is Thundercracker out there, hiding like Bee and writing movie scripts? And something tells me we will more cassettes in wild too.
The only thing is unclear to me is why would Op destroy the ground bridge? Because this clashes with what I said above? Was is a poor panicky decision? Or there is more to is and things, again, isn't that simple as everyone thinks? Like maybe Megatron was the one who destroyed it and Op took the blame because humans would be nicer to him? Time will tell.)
Okay I got really distracted, but I wanted to talk about this as well, so I apologies.
Anyway, another idea that Windblade might show up later by Malto's door just like Arcee did and maybe she would stay and teach terrans as well since she's a flier and Twitch as also a flier and sword user!
And they fact I think Windblade could teach terrans some combat, because Bee's is more focused on scouting stuff and maybe shooting, while Windy could teach them melee combat ~
And maybe she help Bee to open up more and lower his defenses? Maybe! That's all ideas a have for now))
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lmao i'm imagining zhongli just standing there scandalized like "did... did this child just nag me...?" slkjdflsd /j yep yeppp message me anytime!!
man reads an audiobook one time in our modern!au and it's gonna go viral cause everyone would be "puts you to sleep in 5 mins flat" and "wHO IS THIS GUY" lol hmm you know what maybe i haven't seen it. humor me... just what makes you like this specific gremlin detective boy and a certain devilish yashiro commissioner? 🤔
sldfjlsd the most frustrating thing is that i don't even know what i did wrong?? like if i at least knew that, i would be able to learn not to do it next time... but oh well. fingers crossed that my new blog will be safe 🤞🏻 and aaaaa ty ty <3 <3 <3
yeeee that's the plan!! it sounds very fun to play hehe i mean it might not be the most 'efficient' in terms of damage and such but whatever, i love my anemo boys & girls <3 and hyv seems to approve cause i did a single pull yesterday on standard banner and sucrose somehow came home??? geez look at all these anemo wielders lol
yeahhh time for farming n exploring again i guess! this is why genshin basically just. eats up all my free time sldkfjsldf
mona's stars don't favor me it seems lol yeah it's good that i got to try her out at least in the event!!
i feel like i keep hearing diluc wanters won't he diluc havers and it hits home for me slkdfjlskjdf ok so my brother has a c6 diluc which he benched (he builds all other characters except like, 4 of them, including diluc), not built at all, bc he says and i quote "i don't like his personality" - AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID WHEN HIS OUTFIT DROPPED??? HE STARTS BUILDING HIM!!! �� personality my foot /lh
oh i am for sure going all out for hubby - i'm gonna try and set a limit on my spending this month just in case!!! money is earned to be spent right we shall see, comrade. we shall see...
you ate caramel pudding for lunch?? only that??? is that not... dessert?? little one, you need nutrients, go eat a full meal!! >:|
HELPDKWKRK i am basically hu tao 2.0 but more restrained, so rip to zhongli if we ever go on travels together <//3 (/lh)
ZHONGLI GOING VIRAL IN MODERN AU IS SUCH A CONCEPT. it's the 'most sleepiest voice ever' video all over again and said man doesn't even realize it until someone comes up to him to commission for a personal serenade fjickwkdk i can see it 🚶
( includes some low-quality screenshots of the promotional sumeru vid but it's just al-haitham under the cut !! )
i'm 100% ashamedly sure it's the intellectual attractiveness and their uniquely playful sense of humor — which makes me fearful of al-haitham (although from the leaks i saw, he seems like someone who is vv serious/frigid and doesn't prefer to waste time, but we'll see 👀). also, did you watch the sumeru promotional video??? because i got some low-quality screenshots, hehe. the man looks like he got a personal score to settle with cyno, help??? BUT ALL OF THEM LOOK SO GOOD THO !!
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why does tumblr shadowban people without sending a single notice??? it would've been better if they give us reasons other than the suspicion that we might be a bot <//3 from what i heard, i think receiving spam-liking actually contributes to that suspicion??? but i'm not sure :( crossing my fingers for you and readying my fists in case tumblr wants a knuckle sandwich !!
yeahhh, it sure does sound like fun! and true true, there's no need to dictate everything as long as we're having fun !! after all, that's what games are for ;D pulls on the standard banner are another level of cursed because the pool of chara's and weapons are wider and more random there... but hey, another anemo girl came home !! hoyoverse is pushing you towards the agenda ksfjejdksk
perhaps, seeing c6 diluc on your brother's acc somehow magnifies the feeling of your diluclessness??? HELP??? no diluc? (/j) but he'll come home someday without a doubt since he has a chance of showing up on every banner you pull !! >:)
THE WAY YOUR BROTHER SWERVED HFEKDKSK. unlikable personality??? screw that, new skin drops and the red-haired emo bro is beautiful now. and i hope your hubby will come home to you, i shall root for you all the way !! realistic motto there, comrade but why am i laughing. (/lh)
i ate a full meal during dinner afterwards, so worry not~ the caramel pudding was good, albeit i couldn't eat much of it !! but thanks for the reminder, rin <3 make sure to eat full meals and take care too, alright??? ;( i would like to think that zhongli would console you into eating full meals if you don't. and i leave you with that brainrot for today fjekkdskks
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Man I've been watching those dumbass gmod horror 'arg's lately. Some of them are pretty good (Ok like only 1 is but). But but but, they reminded me of Interloper which I watched ages ago, so I checked and there are a ton of updates. I'm not 100% loving it but it's still pretty good, it made me think of the whole half life ai self aware thingy that I used to love. Obv Interloper is a lot different but it does have themes of AI becoming more aware, at least that's what it looks like.
Gonna ramble a bit bc i seriously doubt anyone is gonna read this. So I feel like the diff demos represent the different stages of the AI's intelligence, obv everyone else thinks so too. And Portal has so many demos bc it's such a good game for training.
I think the female prof npc he used in that one ep, that showed up later is like his Mona. Maybe not to the extent that the one guy went to. But, this is just a THEORY but I wonder if that specific AI (I'm just gonna assume it is bc it was head tracking him in the one ep) MIGHT be the same one from the ep where scary umbrella guy got him in Portal. (We've already seen that that tool program can change an AI's appearance, and that the AIs can cycle thru models. So maybe he made one for his 'Mona'? (We already know he's skilled in blender and stuff based on some other vids....) Like yeah there was the 'death sound', but then the NPC was still walking. I think he's not telling us stuff. I think he may know a lot more than he's saying...like regarding that DM creator or w/e it was called that he immediately dismissed as a dead end...I think maybe he knows more about it.
And fsky is so interesting. So obv the ppl there have been working on this crazy tech since AT LEAST the 90s based on that post on the site about Four two, that's obv Fsky. I kept trying to guess at what the url for the site was in the ad that was covered- no luck. Red herring? Ppl way smarter than me have tried.
So Fsky- they've been working with experimental tech for years, the demo they 'accidentally' showed (don't remember the name + I'm a lil buzzed rn). I've seen ppl say they think that one guys 'Mona' is a stand in for a dead loved one- I disagree. I think it's an AI he gradually became more attached to. I think though, that he def believes it's a 'spirit', based on his vids. And I think he was able to gen up demos so often bc the fsky servers were still active at that point. (I think the fsky ppl were using these smart AIs like bots- filling their servers with them to a point that Valve took notice.)
But I wonder why, in the now, our MC can only gen them on that one day in Nov? It's so specific... but obv he got around that with the Portal rtx thing that acted like a LAN server or w/e. (Me displaying my abysmal tech knowledge. Prob better than some young fans I'm an oldhead in my 30s ok)
Newayz. November. I wonder why that month and day are so meaningful. Maybe a red herring? All I can say is, this is the first youtube horror thing that has got me thinking this much...
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[bonecrusher's taken a seat on the porch. he's been there for about three hours, since he saw airstrike sneak out. he's not sure what airstrike's doing, but he hopes that he's gonna be fine.]
[patchwork appears from the base, leaning in the doorway.]
PW: hey, chief.
BC: greet'ns. has, uh... has airstrike talked to you?
PW: ...nno, why?
BC: he's snuck off somewhere over yonder. [he waves his hand at the mountainline far off, forwards from the porch.] i have reason to believe he's gonna be alright, but i just need someone to uh... to make sure.
PW: why not nebula? she seems like a very good... [yawn], souce of information, no?
BC: well, she's asleep. likely broke the bed.
PW: [patchwork snorts.] eeehhhh... i hope he's fine. . . . is that a fire?
BC: ...fuck. [he gets off his ass, trotting ahead.] you think he's in a firefight?
PW: [he follows close behind.] well, if he is, we're right there with him. let's move!
[the two transform, redlining into the mountainside. bonecrusher makes sure to wave to honey's old outpost, now a tent and some benches. the firepit's covered in snow.]
[eventually, after some cracks in the trail, and bonecrusher gaining a flat, the bots get to airstrike's location. no autobots in sight, but that doesn't mean he's safe. could be zombiecons.]
[bonecrusher transforms and runs right into airstrike, the two jumping backwards at the sight of eachother.]
AS: oh, primus, hi. how's it uhh... how's it going?
BC: going good. you don't look too worse for wear. anything bad happen?
AS: no, no! i'm safe. could be zombies somewhere though. i found something particularly neat online and decided to check it out. that's why there's a smoke trail going down south.
BC: ...hmm.
PW: you mind showing us?
AS: aaaeeeeehhhhh... totally. just uh. don't get disappointed?
PW: disappointed... how?
-
[the trio enter a small field surrounded by mountains.]
AS: i was uhh... trying to build a bomb.
PW: ...okay? why would we be disappointed with you building a bomb?
AS: uhm... the eh... the bomb's being filled with a very reactive mixture of elements and gases. the gimmick is it's a pocket WMD.
BC: 'pocket WMD'. intriguing concept... well, what's your recipe for the payload?
AS: 25.33% thermite, 5% plutonium-239, 9% uranium-235, the rest is gasses. it's uhh, some sort of explosive salad, i guess. i'm not really... used to doin' this stuff.
BC: why not ask for help? marrowbomber's an expert at this sorta stuff.
AS, meekly: ...eh.
BC: ...i understand. you want me to go get him?
AS: yeah, uhm... okay. i've got a couple of crates of material over here already, just need some recipes, tips, tricks. all the good stuff, yeah?
BC: mm. back in a flash. [bonecrusher does a stylish flip, transforming and landing on his wheels, going for a quick drive.]
PW: ...i've never, eh, made a bomb of my own before. only dealt with the aftermath. it's not pretty.
AS: i wouldn't imagine it is. the explosives engineers back then were pretty good at their jobs, eh?
PW: ...unfortunately.
AS: sore spot?
PW: a little. no need to apologize. it's not me getting all... sour with you. just lost some good friends back then.
AS: mmm. so we've got some radioactive material in the green crates, regular explosives in the blue crates, and the red barrels have gasses in them. each one's labelled, as you can see with the uranium-235 and the thermite crates.
PW: what's the most reactive element you have on hand, do you think?
AS: ...probably my dick?
PW: HAH! ...seriously though, which one?
AS: probably the thermite, if i had to guess. i've never developed on my own, only things other than bombs. you know, bot-eating acid, guns that can punch through planets easy, planet-sized guns.
PW: a proper war criminal.
AS: my man. [the two share a handshake.] i also have a number of bomb shells over in that pile of snow, hidden for later. small ones, big ones, human sized ones. which one do you wanna start with?
PW: ehh... might as well try one of the big ones? i know you said pocket WMD, but it's good to start bigger sometimes, see if you can't compact it later.
AS: cool.
-
[bonecrusher knocks on marrowbomber's door again.]
MB: [marrow opens his door, groggily and irritated.] captain sharp. what do you want?
BC: sorry to bother you, bomber. airstrike's trying to build a bomb and he seems to know very little about how to mix his payload. you wouldn't mind helping him out, would you?
MB: ...okay. [he hobbles out of his door, closing it behind him and following bonecrusher out to where airstrike and patchwork are.]
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AS: ...and the uhh, the... fuck, what was it? [he glances over his containers, snapping his fingers.] TANNERITE. tannerite. the tannerite's pretty reactive, best to stay far away and out of earshot of... abbout a 50 km radius of anyone else, if you plan to detonate some. might cause a disturbance in the mantle if you use a lot. especially for uhm. fun stuff, let's say.
PW: you think about bombs a lot, huh?
AS: yeah.
PW: i like that. a bot who loves to talk about his interests is a good bot. what's your favorite?
AS: C4's pretty reliable. you use enough in an enemy, you detonate it, the enemy's body gets torn in half like a knife through butter... whatever butter is. i overheard it from some meatbags when i was getting my alt form.
PW: pretty neat.
AS: what's the best 'heal-all' drug you've got access to, patchie?
MB, landing next to the two: synthetic energon. i should know. greetings, little dudes.
AS: heyyy! bomberman! great to see you!
MB: good to see you too, aero. you and your cool ass cowl. heard you needed help building a... what was it?
BC: pocket weapon of mass destruction.
MB: P-WMD, my favorite! i've got good recipes, i think. [he takes a seat next to airstrike.] been workshopping bombs ever since i was a sparkling.
PW: any significant accidents?
MB: nothing you should hear about. might cause a heart attack, for all i know! [dad laugh.]
BC: ...eeehhhh. mind if i pop out? rockie might be waking up soon. i wanna cuddle her.
MB: don't worry about us, bones. i'm sure patchwork'll handle us incase we... crack antarctica in half or something. [chuckle.]
BC: nice. good luck on the WMDs, fellas.
AS: see you later!
PW: yeah, seeya, bonecrusher.
[bonecrusher transforms, driving off down the trail again.]
PW: ...that reminds me. i should probably... eh.
AS: probably... what?
MB: are you thinking about rocketjumper too?
PW: ...might've... might've suckled on her 'prosthetic' while i was engineering it.
[airstrike chuckles.]
MB: heh... was it any good?
PW: well... imagine trying to give a blowjob to an atom bomb. all cold and dead, probably going to make you sick. it was perfect softness, though. i'll have to ask bonecrusher about it, see if he liked it.
AS: mmm. hey, how's about we get bombmaking?
MB: sounds like a plan!
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[rocketjumper yawns. nothing like a good nap to get you through another lazy day. she rolls over, expecting bonecrusher to be there, but he isn't. must be in the kitchen, rocketjumper assumes. she rolls out of bed, same way she has been for a couple of years, and exits the bedroom... forgetting her clothes in the process.]
[groundrumbler's in the kitchen. he's enjoying some personal time with a cube of energon. he looks up to see rocketjumper leaning in the hallway. he reacts appropriately.]
GR: agh... rockie, c'mon. no clothes?
RJ: mmm... where's bonecrusher?
GR: should be getting back soon, from whatever war crime he's committing today. well, at least you're not katyusha.
RJ, glaring at GR: ...what's that supposed to mean?
GR: i- uh- not in a mean sort of way, sorry. i meant... at least you weren't injured when you came out.
RJ: ...mhm. alright. say, uh... you ever think about katyusha that much?
GR: ...no. never had the guts.
RJ: fair. she's a good conversation partner, that's for sure. some real bombshells too, eh? [rocketjumper giggles.]
GR: i'll take your word for that, i guess. [he sips some energon.] so, about bo-
RJ: don't mean to interrupt, but... any reason you're asexual? apart from the societal issues and the whole... other issue i don't really know much about. what is that other issue?
GR: ...i don't... really wanna indulge. you might tease me about it.
BC: [he climbs through the kitchen window.] rockie won't tease, don't worry. [he looks up to rockie after closing the window.] ...okay, maybe a little.
RJ: [rocketjumper chuckles to herself.] if you don't wanna indulge, don't force yourself. i won't bite if you do, though. hey, that reminds me. boney, where's the usual morning cuddles?
BC, wiping snow off of his armor: sorry about that. had a nightmare, saw airstrike poppin' out for a quick trip when i was moving to the porch. apparently he wants to make a bomb the size of a thumbtack, capable of destroying continents.
RJ: ah! very cool, i understand. you want us to pop back into the bedroom, rumbles?
GR: ...meh. i've gotten desensitized to the constant sex. it's fine if you do it out here, just keep it quiet. don't like the moaning.
RJ: alright. well, don't wanna bother you too much. enjoy your energon, groundrumbler. [she picks up her conjunx and slips off into the bedroom anyway.]
GR: ...[he sips more energon.]
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MB: ...and then you take the thermite, you take the det-cord and you 'bread' the det-cord in thermite after you dip it in birdlime. then, take the pistons and the two halves of the demon core, and you connect... [clamp], each end... [clamp] of the pistons... [clamp], to the edges... [clamp], of the core's halves. once that's over with, the tiny mirror ball gets suspended in the middle of the demon core with the magnets, and that is... the main payload done with. aside from the thermite cord.
AS: wow... long process.
MB: don't tell me you're tired already! these take a long time to make on their own, and i ain't exactly a bomb factory.
AS: well if you were, you prolly woulda been dead a long time ago!
[both]: wheyyooo!
MB: [dad laugh 2.] heh. yeah. alright... thermite-cord... the thermite-cord goes around the edges of the demon core to rush the detonation process. then that should be it for the main payload. payload two is incredibly simple. wanna hear?
AS: shoot.
MB: gunpowder, mixed with sprinkles of uranium-235, plutonium-239, and a little bit of barbed-wire energon to -- you guessed it: -- aid in the detonation process.
AS: why... barbed-wire energon?
MB: a), it's hyperreactive as well as mildly radioactive. b), i like trolling rocketjumper from time to time. it's her favorite flavor, y'know?
AS: ahuh. pretty cool. then what?
MB: so simple a child could assemble it. observe.
[marrowbomber slides the secondary payload into the long end of the shell, stickes the primary payload into the bulb end of the shell, and closes the shell.]
MB: and then you're done with the bomb.
AS: how scientifically accurate is this for the folks at home?
MB: folks at home? what, are you breaking the fourth wall now?
AS: yeah.
MB: 0%. we're... well, i guess we're fictional characters. nothing stopping us from existing beyond what's seen, of course, just... don't bring up fourth walls. makes my stomach churn.
AS: aw, sorry marrow.
MB: no problem. just stop doin' that. now: if you want to remotely detonate the bomb, just press the ends too close together and it's gonna detonate the entire planet. that's my personal recipe. if you want the documents for the mirror ball, you're gonna have to fight me for them. [he pockets the documents.] now what?
AS: ...well. i got my bomb fixation satisfied. wanna go for a drink?
MB: sure.
[the two aeroplanes get off of their asses and head to the base, with marrowbomber gingerly hauling his bomb in one arm.]
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[marrowbomber spies a drunk groundrumbler stationed at the kitchen island. airstrike sits next to groundrumbler.]
AS: hey, champ!
GR: ....mmghheyy. how's... [hiccup.] ...it. going.
AS: pretty good! me and bomber built a bomb!
GR: [exaggerated nod.] good for yue. please... d-do not detonate it in thhhh... the base.
MB: you uhm... you need a nap?
GR: ... ... [falling deeper and deeper into a peaceful slumber.] ... ...maybe.
AS: [hearing quiet moaning from bonecrusher's room:] ...? is someone getting cleaned in the room across?
MB: sounds like it, yeah. [he starts for his bedroom.] gonna head to bed. g'night.
AS: g'night, marrowbomber.
GR: [almost asleep] ...mmmghhhh.
[airstrike hops off of his seat.]
AS: enjoy your nap, groundles. i'm gonna go find footmuncher.
GR: [...responsive hiccup.]
[airstrike disappears into the hallway.]
[groundrumbler slowly falls asleep, hunched over the kitchen island, listening to bonecrusher and rocketjumper decimate their bed.] [safe to say he's enjoying himself.]
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I realized that I have gotten aggressively horny lately hhhhhhh
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Optimus Being your secret Admirer Headcannons pt.2
Bc someone asked for it!
And this is super long so I hope you like it @sakuramochiwrites
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So like I said in part One: you kinda just fell off the face of the earth to them after your transfer.
Turns out you had gone to battle
You had been recuited through recommendation but you had asked Agent Fowler to keep in quiet
Luckily he told not a soul
Then you shipped out
It was only after you went MIA (missing in action) then turned up deceased did Fowler tell Optimus
Drabble:
The autobots walked through the Portal, Ratchet sitting on the medical bed in thought, the kids quiet as they kept there heads down. Agent Fowler there.
"Oh come on! What's up with the sad faces! We got the energon!" Smokescreen cheered.
"By the looks on everyones faces. You are here to present us with bad news Agent Fowler." Optimus spoke.
"You are not wrong." Fowler spoke sighing as he held the railing, "Three months ago Y/n L/n, Agent L/n. Was reported M.I.A."
"M.I.A?" Arcee questioned.
"The kid can't be M.I.A if she's never fought in a war." Wheeljack pipped up with a chuckle, "The kid was never in a war."
"Almost One year ago Agent L/n left our team." Magnus spoke up, "By what Agent Fowler is telling us Agent L/n went off to fight in a war."
"Y/n wouldn't go fight in a war without telling us." Smokescreen spoke up, "...right?"
"This moring she was found," Agent Fowler spoke.
"Is she safe?" Optimus spoke up.
"Optimus." Ratchet spoke up walking over to him, "K.I.A."
"K.I.A?" Smokescreen question, "I don't get it."
"Shes dead Smokescreen." Bee beeped.
"Oh come on! Are you hearing yourself! Y/n went off to fight a war, without telling us? They lost her and now shes dead?" Smokescreen laughed, "Do you understand how unreasonable that sounds. That dosen't sound like Y/n at all. Lets be serious here!"
The poor bot was in denial, "come on! It's Y/n we're talking about! Optimus you don't really believe this!"
Smokescreen looked to him for guidance the most, he knew Optimus couldnt believe such a crazy obligation.
"Her dog tags." Agent Fowler spoke holding them up, "Recovered with her body."
"I am sorry for your loss in a brave soilder Agent Fowler." Optimus spoke, "I. Must go on patrol now."
Then he left just like that
It was an odd feeling, one so shocking that it felt well, you couldnt really explain the feeling.
He didnt exactly know how to cope anymore, he looked up to you so dearly despite you being so much more tinner than him, he lost too much in his life time
Smokescreen was the most in denial: even though he had been through his fair share of war he was mostly in statis the whole time on that warship, it was hard for him
"She's gonna walk through that door! Maybe covered in...blood! Yeah maybe covered in blood but she'll walk through it alive! And well!"
Optimus hoped for the same thing deep down but he had to be reasonable.
They were invited to a service for you, unfortunately only able to watch from afar.
Depressing times indeed
But they had to get over you. He had to get over you
And he slowly did, You were never truly gone: but he accepted your death
Till well Your ass showed up missing an arm and bloodied and battered on the coast of Flordia Thanks U.S Coast Gaurd
Hah bitches you aint dead yet
They radioed it in immediately but with no last name or dog tags you were just a Jane Doe, with the ability to maybe pull through
But with intense medical treatment thanks to the gators that treated you (bc u in flordia- get it? Alligators? No okay-) you were steady: not awake but steady
Unfortunately your leg got infected and you have to get it removed as well.
Then poof u woke up, scaring the living shit out the military medic.
"I NEED TO TALK TO AGENT FOWLER! MY NAME IS L/N Y/N! ON THE PHONE STAT! I HAVE IMPORTANT INFORMATION REGARDING-" "jeez okay calm down-" "right..right... my apologies. Its yeah..."
So there you were given a landline as it sat in your lap: nervously holding the phone, you had dialed the number with a pen in your mouth.
Drabble:
Y/n waited as the phone rang, she being transfered to Agent Fowler.
"Agent Fowler here."
Y/n felt tears well up in her eyes as she shook, looking down as she gripped the phone tight.
"Hello?" He questioned again.
"Captain L/n Y/n speaking sir. Permission to speak freely?" She spoke her voice cracking as she sniffled and cried.
"Well...I'll be damned..." he spoke in utter shock.
"I'd like to return home sir. If you allow it sir." Y/n spoke, "please...I have the drive as well..."
There was complete silence maybe it was utter shock? Complete utter shock. Then the line went dead.
"Sir?" Y/n questioned, "Agent Fowler?"
She had no idea he had only hung up the call to make immediate arrangements for her return.
You recovered within time, and by that time, you were fitting with a short term prosthetic and a wheelchair, though you prefered to limp with the cane than sit in a wheelchair but doctors orders till you got up to full strength.
It was supposedly a surpise for everyone, you shockingly alive, accept your parent, they were the first ones you seen, they happy you returned home, just a broken peice of there heart returned.
Then it was too the base, a new one since the last time you been.
Agent Fowler couldn't help but give you a big hug and an honorable salute one you returned by shakingly standing up with the held of your cane and saluted him back.
"An honor to be home sir." "An honor to have you back."
You both laughed about it, you couldnt help but feel excited to see Optimus and the others.
You wondered if they themselves changed any? If they had anyone new join them. If they would see you in the same light still.
So there you were, sat in your wheelchair looking at the big doors and upgrade.
"Okay...lets go."
The doors were pushed open.
Drabble again lol:
"Agent Fowler." Magnus greeted.
"Ultra Magnus. Where is the rest of the team?"
"Should be returning shortly sir-"
Just on cue they walked in, prim and perfect as always.
"Any lucky?" Ratchet questioned but only recieved a shake of the helm.
"Agent Fowler." Optimus recognized, "I was informed you would be gone on work related bussniess."
"I was." Fowler spoke, "I'd like to introduce you to a new member of our team."
"Ugh. Another Human?" Ratchet complained.
Y/n sighed standing up shakingly and limping her way over to the open doors.
"Meet Captain L/n Y/n of the 66." Fowler spoke as she walked in, her back straightening steadying herself and raising her only hand up to salute the bots the cane she had hanging on her bicip.
"An honor..." Y/n spoke, sniffling to stop her tears, "an honor sir!"
Another utter shock of silence. Y/n gulped, "I apologize for my apperance sir. Time has not been kind to me these months."
"You're alive..."
Y/n nodded looking up at Optimus, "I like to believe when push comes to Shove sir. I prefer to shove than get pushed."
Optimus smiled, "I know all to well about the Shove."
Y/n smiled up at him.
Least to say she was welcomed back with open arms, Smokescreen and Bee elated with your return and not being dead even if you came missing a few parts
You had to explain to Smokescreen you werent exactly built like he was so you couldn't just be put back together like a bot but the thought thats what counts
Your first few episodes: coughing fits, falling to the ground because you still weren't all that strong scared Optimus to Cybertron and back he worried for your safety, he always asked if you needed to call Agent Fowler for any help.
Despite all that happened to you: he still looked up to you and admired you strongly.
Your stories: your battle scars, you told it all. You even got Ultra Magnus to feel okay about his own prosthetic
A mom to the end
After some days of you adjusting he asked to drive you home and you agreed happily.
It was a challenge but you got up into his driver seat.
"Are. Are those my dog tags on your mirror?"
"I. Yes."
THIS FOOL STILL NEVER TOLD YOU HE SEES YOU IN SUCH A LIGHT
Like man- GET IT TOGETHER-
When its late that he takes you home, and the stars are out you always tell him that you were sure you could see Cybertron from where you were stationed, a giant star you believed it to be, telling him it was so clear out there. Wars such a horror in beauty
He listens to every word you say and grips on it like its your last.
He does admit to you he was saddened by your parting
You tell him your sorry and "Truth be told...i thought you wouldnt want to see me again."
Bro: you have the opportunity- JUST TELL HER
But he doesnt. It'll never work: even with the holoforms
Wait- no....yes? Perhaps?
"Have any of your opinions changed?" "What do you mean Optimus?" "On anything we talked about before hand?"
You only answered no, "I still think everyone's obligated to how they feel about certain things- you know? There emotions. Happy- sad- broken hearted- angry-" " in Love?"
You nodded "yep."
BRO ITS RIGHT THERE-
You asked him if he's ever been in love and he said yes
It felt like before you had secretly left to join a war. Happy light hearted. Amazed by such an easy to talk to you
"What about different species?"
That one through you off a bit and took thought but you shrugged it off
"Love is love I suopose."
And soon you were back home carefully making your way out.
"Could a human ever could truly love one of my kind?"
Y/n chuckled, "Come on Optimus. Be realistic now: you think I don't love you guys? To me your just another odd person in this odd world. But to be honest, there's not to many of us odd ones out there."
With that you said goodnight and went to retire.
Optimus Exe has stoped working
That was all a good thing? Right?
If he was being honest with himself once he seen you straggle through those doors he fell in love with you all over again.
I could never imagine you getting with someone else because I cant break optimus' heart like that
Holoform snuck in your house when you were slipping to kiss you goodnight? Perhaps
He glad to know that you can fall asleep easy still, as you often fall asleeo on his seats and he'll just drive and drive and drive.
You did have really bad PTSD, like sometimes the kids would slam doors shut to quick and you'd immediately reach for a pistol you didnt have you'd often apologize to everyone if you did have a freak out
Optimus reassured you that you dont have to apologize.
You were being awarded a metal, and Miko helped you dressed in your suit accordingly.
Another drabble I swear this is the final one:
"How do I look?" Y/n questioned looking at the two young bots infront of her, both groudned for the next few missions, and Ratchet who always stayed at the base along with the kids.
"If I was human." Smokescreen spoke, "I'd marry you."
"Thats werid." Bee beeped.
"Its not werid." Smokescreen protested.
"Yeah it is." Bee chirped
"Its a compliment." He defended.
"Yeah. A weird one."
Y/n laughed at there bickering.
"You look great." Jack spoke.
"Like a real bad ass!" Miko cheered.
"What metal are you getting?" Raff asked.
Y/n shrugged, "Im actually unsure."
"Soilder."
Y/n turned her head Magnus and Optimus walking up, they mustve just come back.
"Sir." Y/n saluted.
"At ease."
Y/n nodded dropping her arm.
"I congratulate you Y/n." Optimus spoke.
"Thank you Optimus it means a lot coming from you sir." Y/n spoke bowing her head shortly with a smile on her face.
A compliment only seen from a Commander to commandie. Nothing more.
'You look nice.' Is which he wished to say, hoping to get a happy smile out of her with a sweet thank you.
Yet it never happened, ever. He sadly would admire you from afar, forever.
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My reactions to s4 that I wrote while I watched it
Glimmer: do I look ok
Adora: like a queen
Ok gay
Casta is just white diamond
Whats a bouncer??
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKPERFUMA JUST WANTS TO FLOWER
Why isn't swift wing dead yet
WINGS!!!!!!!! SHE GOT WINGS
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Oh, pertara?
HUNTARA AND ADORA HORDE BONDING
Oh my god stop licking sand
Barbed lady. Big boobs? (that nicky minaj video)
Fucking cacti
Immediately love double trouble
Holy fuck perfuma
"Ive got something more important to do. It was fun distracting you tho" WHAT A CALLBACK I MADE VERBAL NOISE
O H P E R T A R A?
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CATRA IN PAJAMAS shes so hot fuckkk
ALSO SHE HAS LITTLE HAIR TUFS IN HER FACE LOVE IT
WHY DONT THEY HAVE NOSES
Holy shit Catra's nightmare???
WAS ADORA EYING THIS LADY'S BOOBS AND MUSCLES???? SAME
yeah fluttering is double trouble and theyre aNNOYING
M E CAKE! THERESAMECAKE
ADORA STOP YOU SHOW OFF
they TOOK BOW????
A bow without a bow
"I got the idea from Shadow Weaver" oh. Oh no. Oh no oh no
Dude catra is EXTRA EVIL holy f
Toldya ab flutterina
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KSKSKSKKSKSK spinerella and netossa fighting in a married way love it. I love netossa so much. "I destroyed more bots then u" love them
Theyre a theather kid
ANGRY SPARKLE GROWL
Shadow weaver die challenge
BOW??????
oh right shera can heal
IT HIT ME IN THE ABS WHICH IS THE MOST VULNERABLE PART OF THE BODY BUT I DON'T COVER IT BC I DONT HAVE SHIRTS. I WASNT THERE TO SPARKLE. SHE RA RASPBERRY
give us a minute. Thats an order
AND DARK GLIMMER BEGINS
Oh sw is making that thing were one person suggests something and than makes it look like it was the other persons idea/choice with glimmer
ARE YOU TELLING ME DARK GLIMMER WILL BE DOUBLE TROUBLES FAULT
who names their kid double trouble tho like.
Parents: h yes this is my kid I think I'll name them *name*
Parents after finding out their kid is a little shit:actually changed my mind
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YO AKSJAKDJKSKKSKSKSKSKSK LIGHT HOPE
i LOVE everything ab the horde squad parts,,, their games their fights how they feel EVERYTHING
M A R A????
oh, mara hope??? Light mara???? I SHIP IT
I AM CATCHING FEELING FOR THE HOLOGRAM :((((((( LIGHT HOPE IM SO SORRY I EVER DOUBTED YOU I LOVE YOU
KYLE YOU ARE NOT BARBEQUE GET OUT OF THERE RIGHT NOW THEY LOVE YOU PLEASE YALL LOVE EACH OTHER :(((((((((
Rogelio. I love him
I TAKE IT ALL BACK WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT MEAN??? LIGHT HOPE??? THE HEART OF-- *HOLY FUCK THE HEART EPISODEBOH MY GOD*
THEY DID IT THEY SAID DARK MAGIC
god adora is feeling so bad ab sw
Ooo spells
DOUBLE TROUBLE STFU
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its ep6 and no sing of entrapta :(
CATRA STOP HURTING SCORPIA
As someone that stayed awake until 5am to watch shera, same catra, same
"If I can finish this off, everything, everything will have been worth it" 💔
Scorpia's on that delicious denial
The super pal trio pic,,, 💔 also catra sits like a lesbian
Think like entrapta. Hordak. Tiny food. First ones tech. Runestones
OMG IS SCORPIA GONNA CONNECT HERSELF TO THE BLACK GARNET?? YES
NO CMON SCORPIA
THE SUPER PAL TRIO VIDEO OMG 💔💔💔💔im gonna cry
YES QUESTION YOUR LOYALTY LEAVE THE ABUSIVE FRIENDHSOP
"I know a great place to hide" pls scorpia leave catra💔
DARK GLIMMER
adoras mad af lmao
SCORPION PEOPLE AND SCORPION KINGDOM LORE
shes deep into horde propaganda huh
GO SCORPIA GET OUT OF THIS ABUSIVE FRIENDSHIP
NO SCORPIA
holy shit catra. Wow. Wow I- dude that was. Dude. Yikes
"You're a bad friend" GO SCORPIA
Ugh "i hate catra shes irremeamable and toxic" discourse is gonna come up again isnt it.
"we dont need anyone. Forget them all. No one matters. Nothing matters but this mission" catra nooo💔💔💔💔💔
BEAST ISLAND
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"THERES A HORDE SPY"
Im perfuma yelling SPOILERS
Oh my god. Are things really grey right now this is serious. This is real KDKKAJDKAJDK
"But then my vision glitched.. I started to see double": )
"What has she done other than help us" GLIMMER???? ABUSE ADORA, YOUR BEST FRIEND, HER ENTIRE LIFE JUST TO START
Sea hawk PLEASE
Ye that perfuma that released sea hawk was double trouble
I CALLED IT
adora WHAT. "HOH, HOH, HOH, HOH, HOH *panting*"
WERE SPINERELLA AND NETOSSA GETTING MARRIED????
“We need you here. I need you here.”
"Are you jealous cause you arent shadow weavers favorite anymore?" GLIMMER SHADOW WEAVER ABUSED ADORA GROWING UP!!!!! GLIMMER!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK
oh CMON I WANTED DARK GLIMMER I WANTED THAT FIGHT TO BE REAL :((
well SHIT, SALINEAS GONE. mermista :(
Wait isnt she fucked tho?? Like bc of the runestone
Horde prime has dreads????? KSKSKSKS
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Cant believe the horde attacked squiward's people :/
Mermaid mermista with her hair down 👀💗
1-sea hawk i love u and ur plan
2-oh well theyre kidnapped
Sea hawk b like what does the fox say
THEY WERE KIDNAPPED BC SEA HAWK SET STUFF ON FIRE
wait NOELLE SAID WED MEET SEA HAWK EX????? JAJSJSJSJSJDJ CONFIRMED BI ICON
"Scorpia, ill kill you if you ever tell anyone this, but… i thought winning would be different" :(
Oh theyre with the horde now. Guess they'll die
"She-ra was supposed to save us. But the rebbelion has been in a worse place than ever since you showed up."
"Im trying my best. Why cant you see that?"
"Maybe your best isnt good enought! If it was, my mother would still be here" GLIMMER I FUCKIFN HATE YOU RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD.
Ooh, so they were 6 in the dumb face flashback
BOWWWWW 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
Mermistas like rock. Shes emo
CATRA FOUND OUT ABOUT SCORPIA
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MADAME RAZZ I REPEAT MADAME RAZZ
MARA???????
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!! IS UP!!!!! WITH MADAME DAZZ
ok that ship+gigantic statue background is beautiful
madam razz is magic and tbh we been knew but yoo
also MARA MARA MARA AAAA
"The ghost is mean"USJSUSUSUSHSUSHUSJSUSHS
MARA CALLED LH "HOPE" I SHIP IT SO MUCH
SHE-RA!!!!!!!! MARA!!!!!!!!!!!!
mara as shera is so beautiful mara is so beautifil
holy shit wtf too much shera and first ones lore
I dont even know what to say about Hero
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Ep 10 and no sing of entrapta
OH MY GOD DT'S ADORA HAIRPUFF
wHERE did scorpia come from
Oh well. Catra's gone crazy
SCORPIA EATS A SALAD
SHE WAS TOLD SHE WOULDNT BELONG BUT SHE DOES AND NOW SHES CRYING IM😭😭❤
god catra looks so. tired. Someone help her
SHES WITHOUT HER MASK I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL SHES MASKLESS
dude shes just. Shes. CATRA BABY PLEASE GET A THERAPIST
i love how they dont treat frosta like a stupid ass baby bc of her age but also make her behave like a 12yro. I love it ❤
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Glimmer you are going to Fuck Up
MICAH ITS MICAH ITSSSS MICAHHHHH
ENTRAPTA
glimmer YOU ARE GOING TO FUCK UP
actually nevermind scorpia pls dont connect w ur runestone
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ooooo entrapta got her overalls up
Can i say it im obligated to say it. Shes hot
I KNEW entralta would love the island KKSKSKSK
SHE. SHE FUCKIN. SHE FUCKIN KNOWS AB THE HEART OF ETHERIA
CATRA MISSES HER OLD HORDE SQUAD💔💔💔💔
Holy shit catras just. Shes just broken. Shes just,,, catra pls in beggin u its gonna b ok bb
She's a mess.
double trouble dont touch catras face like that shes a lesbian
YES GLIMMER still mad at you but TELL SHADOW WEAVED OFF
"My friends left me" GEEZ GLIMMER I FUCKING WONDER WHY
If anyone ships bowxentrapta imma throw hands shes 30 hes 18
"Oh definitely the ship"
THANK YOU DOUBLE TROBLE NOW HORDAKS GONNA GO FERAL AND KILL CATRA
Why hordak got boobs
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OH SHIT SW AND MICAH SHITSHIT
Glimmax pinkhairton
THE HORDE SQUAD DEFECTED nice
Hordaks like * destroyes the entire fright zone cause someone lied ab his gf cheatin on him *
Holy shit you GO CATRA
I WANNA SEE PRINCESS SCORPIA SO MUCH HOLY FUCK
SHIT WE'RE FUCKED
DUDE THEY LOOK SO COOL WHEN THEYRE LIKED POSSESSED
YO sea hawk had heart eyes for mesmista when she got super powerJshlandjejd
Oh my god. Double trouble. Stop it. Stop torturing catra like this. Oh my god her voice, shes so hurt, i wanna hug her
Her face. Her body language. Her voice. Shes hurting so much. Please. Pl-HOLY SHIT PRINCESS SCORPIA HERE WE GOO
SCORPIA IS SO FUCKING BADASS I LOVE HER SO MUCH
TERRYFUNFYING
SHE RA IS SO FUCKING BADASS
Oh yeah this is rock bottom. She (finally) went from extremely feral and needing revenge and anger issues to just, depressed.
HOLY SHIT THE MOONSTONE
HOLY SHIT ITS ALL THE RUNESTONES
AAAAA ALL THE PRINCESSES
OUT OF DESPANDOS?????????KSNSKAJDJJSHDJSHDJWUFB HPJYSHUTJHKLSYSHITLHOKYSHIHOLYSHITHOJSYSHSHSHDUHEHSHWAAAAAA FUCKFUCKFUKCUFKCUFJCUJFVU
ITSGONETHESWORDBROKETSHSHJSHSBDHAHDPUTAQUEOAHSIWBDIWHIEHWUEWHHWHAAAFAYSDHSHDHUDHUDUSHFHSUEEJUDEUZUEHWYDGEYDHDHSHAJAAHWTATHECUCKXJCKKCKCKCKVKVKVKVKV
ADORA IS WITH HER HAIR DOWN I REPEAT
Well hordaks dead
oh well
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