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thompsborn · 5 months
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harley, gay and nervous: do you wanna hang out maybe? no spidey stuff or school stuff, just watch a movie and have some snacks or something?
peter, stupid and constantly drowning in misplaced guilt: oh my god is the spidey stuff overwhelming? do you need a break? oh god all of our friends are busy of course you need a break it’s so much i’m so sorry and i’m probably your last choice so you have to make it clear that you don’t want to talk about spidey stuff or school stuff because you need a break from it all and i haven’t even noticed i’m such an asshole—
harley, even gayer: i’m literally trying to ask you out
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nachtwaechterin · 5 months
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20 questions for fanfic writers tagged by @kittyphoenix12-xx. Thanks for the tag!!!
How many works do you have on AO3?
22 across four pseudonyms!
What's your total AO3 word count?
251,426 as of November 3rd, 2023
What fandoms do you write for?
Across my fandoms, there are fics for BotW, A:tLA, BBC Merlin and now the MCU. I'm currently only writing MCU fic tho!
What are your top 5 fics by kudos?
A Spider on the Web (1,077 kudos, MCU, Parkner)
The Scientific Method (246 kudos, MCU, Parkner)
Spidery Thoughts (136 kudos, MCU, Parkner)
How To Train Your Dragon Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man (120 kudos, MCU)
Druids and Destinies (117 kudos, BBC Merlin)
Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?
I do! Because comments make me happy and I wanna engage with my readers (which is also why I have a Discord server for my fics)
If I don't respond, it's probably because it's a longer thread in which I've replied before and I simply don't know what to say.
What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?
I don't do angsty endings. Or, well, I do at the end of a work but usually those have sequels with happier endings. The worst I'm gonna do is bittersweet. But if we allow angsty endings with sequels that have happy endings, The Way of the Sword (A:tLA) will fit best!
What is the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?
All of them tbh!!! Or so many of them. I will say Coffee and Chamomile (MCU, Parkner) though because the overall vibe is also very fluffy.
Do you get hate on fics?
I haven't yet!
Do you write smut?
I do! Mostly as an exploration of my own sexuality since I did struggle to accept my cupiosexuality for years. There's It Turns Out Asexuals CAN Want Sex (MCU, Parkner), and the rewrite of The Scientific Method will get a smut one-shot. I might also write some for Glowing in the Dark (MCU, Parkner) tbh.
Do you write crossovers?
I had ideas but nope! Idk, it's difficult for me to write for me in more than one fandom at a time, and this just ties into it.
Have you ever had a fic stolen?
Not that I know of.
Have you ever had a fic translated?
Do my own abandoned translations count? If so, then yes.
Have you ever co-written a fic before?
I tried but I feel like co-writing is kinda difficult for me because of the increased pressure. A one-shot or short story is probably fine but anything more than that is just. Idk. My brain does Not Like It.
What's your all-time favorite ship to write for?
Tbh that changes depending on the fandom im in currently! It's Harley Keener/Peter Parker aka Parkner (MCU).
What's A WIP that you want to finish, but doubt you ever will?
All of the ones in the fandoms I fell out of tbh.
What are your writing strengths?
I think writing emotions!!! I'm just projecting my own experiences and trauma and I think that gives them a lot of depth and makes them pretty realistic!
What are your writing weaknesses?
I can't keep anything short. I just ramble on and on and on and on and on and—
Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?
I italicize and use a tooltip workskin so that if you hover over it you can see the translation! (or click on it, if you're using mobile)
For sign language, I haven't figured that one out. I probably won't use ASL grammar bc I simply do not know ASL (tho I do aspire to learn sign language from the country I live) and also bc I heard that can make it harder to read. I might put in italics, might not, idk. I'll see when I'll have to use it!
First fandom you wrote for?
Prinzessin Lillifee (a German book series/magazine about a fairy, often featuring her unicorn and animal friends. I used to spend so much money on the magazines and I'm pretty sure I had an audiobook! Prinzessin Lillifee fanfic was actually what got me into writing, and ironically I wrote one-shots for it.
Favorite fic you've written?
That is so difficult to answer. Probably A Spider on the Web and It Turns Out Asexuals CAN Want Sex. And Glowing in the Dark (MCU, Parkner).
I'm tagging @the-writing-merlin, @chaosisorderao3, @pbpsbff, @graham-cracker-guillotine, and whoever else wants!
List of questions under the cut for ease of copy-pasting.
How many works do you have on AO3?
What's your total AO3 word count?
What fandoms do you write for?
What are your top 5 fics by kudos?
Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?
What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?
What is the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?
Do you get hate on fics?
Do you write smut?
Do you write crossovers?
Have you ever had a fic stolen?
Have you ever had a fic translated?
Have you ever co-written a fic before?
What's your all-time favorite ship to write for?
What's A WIP that you want to finish, but doubt you ever will?
What are your writing strengths?
What are your writing weaknesses?
Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?
First fandom you wrote for?
Favorite fic you've written?
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My Supreme Family
No one asked, but here's my Supreme Family au. At least the stuff I've figured out, I'm still undecided on some things.
• Pepper and Tony stayed broken up after civil war. But are still close friends, sorry this means no Morgan.
• Infinity War and Endgame still happened, but Tony didn't die. Idk the exact details so you can decide, but the main point is that my love is alive.
• Tony has shared custody of Harley with Harleys mother a few years after Iron Man 3. He also has shared custody of Peter with Aunt May after Endgame.
• This means Harley and Peter are now brothers through Tony's adoption. (So please don't tag anything I post as Parkner, I have no issue with the ship, but they are brothers on my account 👍)
• Tony will occasionally babysit Harleys little sister when Harleys mum needs the help. He even has a room for her for when she stays over.
• Tony has a house for Him, Harley and Peter, with rooms for the rest of the Iron Fam (Rhodes, Pepper, Happy, Aunt May and maybe Riri, since Tony's alive in my timeline I might add her in) - Tony met Riri during the 5 year blip and took her on as an intern at Stark Industries and she is now his protégé.
• Christine and Stephen are friends in my timeline. He isn't pining for her. He's happy for her but is just dealing with all the new trauma from Infinity War and Endgame.
• Multiverse of Madness still happens, but Tony and the other Avengers are busy for whatever reason. (If Marvel is allowed not to have a reason for why none of the Avengers helped, then I don't need one either)
• In my MoM, Stephen and Wong aren't nerfed but still lose cause, duh, it's Scarlet Witch.
• Also, there's no Palmerstrange plot line, cause in my opinion it was tied up nicely in the 1st Dr Strange and didn't make sense, so instead, it focuses on Stephens trauma. (The memory lane scene was Donna instead of the watch, like it was gonna be), but everything else is more or less the same, just with exes who are now friends vibes.
• America started off staying in Kamar Taj cause Stephen was afraid to take on the responsibility of a child due to his own upbringing.
• After a month or so, there's an incident at Kamar Taj, which ended up with Stephen taking America away to The Sanctum. (He already had a room set up for her, and America realised that he missed her as much as she missed him)
• Oh yeah since Tony is alive, Far From Home and No Way Home didn't happen, so Aunt May is fine, Peters identity is still secret, he's happy like he deserves, cause fuck you Marvel.
• Oh, also, my au is set after MoM, so it's 2024/2025. Idk about the canon ages, but Ty Simpkins was 18 in 2019, so depending on whether or not Harley blipped, he's either 19 or 23. Peter is 18 cause he did blip, and America is 14 in MoM, so she's 14/15 in my au.
• Not sure how, but I like the idea of the Supreme Siblings meeting and deciding to set Tony and Stephen up and enlisting the help of Wong and Rhodey. (I'm a sucker for the parent trap trope)
• Harley is Iron Lad in my timeline, so maybe Him and Spiderman meet America and she recognises them and they become friends that way, which means Tony and Stephen have to put up with each other for the sake of their kids. Slowly forming their own friendship.
• Or maybe Stephen brings America along with him to the Avengers headquarters, and she meets Harley and Peter there, and the 3 of them decide Tony and Stephen would be great together and start planning.
• Or possibly Tony doesn't like Stephen after Infinity War and Endgame, but seeing him with America makes him realise that there's more to him than he thought and decides to befriend him. Which leads to their kids deciding to set them up.
That's pretty much it, but I may edit and add to it at some point.
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seek--rest · 1 year
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For your ask game: 💋😀
💋do you have any guilty pleasure ships that you really want to write for but are scared to?
I don’t have guilty pleasures cause I’m not catholic 😌
😀which of your fics did you not think a lot people would like but they did?
Gonna do this by year because I can:
2019
I have to my first not just because it was the first fic I write but so heavily dealt in grief. I hadn’t been around long enough to know if it would be received well, if at all.
2020
A Morgan Stark POV kidnapping where nothing goes according to trope? This was the peak time for irondad to demonize or diminish Morgan so I never expected a fic in her POV to do so well, much less one where she was a flawed teenage girl that didn’t worship the ground her dad or Peter walked on
2021
It’s not my most popular but I did not expect my realistic take on parkner to actually do as well as it did. I honestly expected a lot more hate comments since I went hard into the meta of every trope that fandom has and went into the opposite direction.
2022
This is gonna sound like I’m being facetious but I genuinely didn’t expect from the sidelines to do as well as it did, case in point with me tagging all those relationships from the jump (Since spideychelle is notorious for skipping over anything that has more than MJ/Peter tagged unless it’s smut lmao). It was a love letter to prem and all the things I love about Spider-Man, I didn’t expect it at all to be as loved as I love it.
2023 (so far)
I knew DC/Marvel crossovers were popular but the response to Dick finding himself in the MCU post NWH still caught me off guard.
Fanfic ask game
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chaosisorderao3 · 5 months
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20 questions for fanfic writers tagged by @nachtwaechterin Thanks for the tag!!!
How many works do you have on AO3? 42 as of now, which is wild considering a year ago I had like. 10 and didn't think I was going to start any new ones! I was purely a longfic writer back then and now I've really branched out.
What's your total A03 word count? 1,035,021 words hehehe
What fandoms do you write for? Well right now I almost entirely just write MCU fic (particularly Parkner) and also HP foefic, but I've also written quite a bit for Naruto, BNHA, Bleach and KHR!
What are your top 5 fics by kudos? What it Takes (Naruto) - AU in which Naruto grows up knowing what it takes to achieve his goals and being a fair bit more competent as a result. Still an ADHD gremlin, also genderfluid in this one. Feat. Naruto And The Boys polycule including queerplatonic Naruto/trans guy Hinata and romantic NaruSasu
Shared Power (BNHA) - fic in which Midoriya unlocked Blackwhip instead of super strength at the entrance exam, and progresses through unlocking the stored quirks of OFA. Feat. t4t gay tododeku with demisexual demiromantic Midoriya
Daisy Evans, the Girl Who Stood True (Harry Potter) - trans girl potter gets taken in by the Tonks family after finding her way to a trans Meetup when Hagrid first brings her to Diagon alley. Intending to write all 7 books, currently almost finished book 2. Feat. t4t Daisy/Ginny and also me having lots of fun with autistic good!ravenclaw!Draco getting character development and a safe environment (eventually, and he doesn't start out good or in ravenclaw)
Scrapyard Tinkering and Bisexual Awakenings (MCU/Parkner) - a fic idea I wrote out on a whim and then kept writing, in which a 14yo Peter fresh back from Germany encounters new transfer student at Midtown, Harley Keener, and has a bisexual awakening there and then. Very soft and fluffy! I have plans to one day write some more in that fic setting, and ideally write a sequel fic that features a prom for queer teens in new York that gets interrupted by an alien invasion. In which I will write my very own rarepair I thought of, Ned Leeds/Kurt Wagner!
Tales of a Scientific Ninja (Naruto) - my probably abandoned very first ever fic I wrote. In theory I would like to finish writing it because I have the whole plot roughly outlined for what is now a 150k word fic and could be a 300-400k word fic but I just don't know if I'll have the inspiration or time. Isekai OC becomes Naruto's twin and houses the other half of Kurama. By the power of autism, develops a special interest in fuinjutsu and achieves mastery at a 'young age' (in reality they retained their cognitive maturity from their past life and accordingly had a head start)
Do you respond to comments? Why or why not? Yes! When I have the spoons I try to respond to as many comments as I can. I really appreciate comments because I love engagement with my readers <3
What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending? Other than my oneshots and scrapyard I have literally not finished a fic ever but none of them have an angsty ending. I would say that maybe Tales of a Scientific Ninja would have an angsty-ish ending if I finish it, largely because it'll end after a literal war and there are gonna be deaths.
What is the fic you wrote with the happiest ending? Lol all of my fics I love happy endings way too much. If I had to decide out of all my fics I've finished I would have to say maybe one day i can forget the past and be one of those girls of honey and glass (MCU/Parkner) because Harley and Seraphina get to be so so happy!! Especially Seraphina in her transition progress <3
Do you get hate on fics? I used to get a bunch back when I posted on FFN and I have gotten one memorable piece of hate on AO3 when someone was very upset that I gave Sakura a different story path than they wanted in What It Takes, but otherwise nah. I do sometimes get people posting comments that cross my boundaries but I usually respond by explaining my boundaries and then deleting if need be.
Do you write smut? Kind of? I have a couple works in progress that didn't get very far and I do plan to complete both of them at some point. Not sure when though.
Do you write crossovers? Wjdueudhdhsidushd welllll kind of? I have this one crossover fic that I fully planned but never actually got very far in writing. It's called The Heroes' Aid and it's set in the Naruto world. The four main characters are from HxH, Bleach, Fire Emblem Three Houses and KHR. They're all isekai'd into the Naruto world by the sage of six paths, to help Minato and kushina during the second and third wars.
Have you ever had a fic stolen? Not that I know of!
Have you ever had a fic translated? Not yet, but if anyone wants to translate my fics that would be so cool hehe
Have you ever co-written a fic before? I haven't, and I'm maybe open to trying it but it does sound kind of stressful.
What's your all-time favorite ship to write for? Parkner my absolute beloved!!! I quite like tododeku too but Parkner, especially my post NWH Parkner fic set at MIT, is just aaaaaaaaa
Oh and an absolute honorary mention to one of my rarepairs, HaruChrome (from KHR). I am responsible for 2 of the 11 fics for it on ao3!
What's A WIP that you want to finish, but doubt you ever will? Lol so many. What it Takes and Margin of Error are probably the main two though
What are your writing strengths? I can really get going with my writing speed and hit word per minute scores of about 30-50 on sprints, and thusly write over 5k words in a day on my good days! Once I have my idea I kind of just run with it and see what happens and pump out a lot of content.
What are your writing weaknesses? I tend to struggle with painting visuals with my writing; character outfits, scene descriptions and such. It's often something I have to remember to remind myself to do.
Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic? Yeah! It's definitely something I want to be able to do, but I also don't want to botch languages. I may just specify that the speech is in another language without writing it in that language directly, but it'll really depend.
First fandom you wrote for? Naruto! I mostly got into fanfic reading naruto canon rewrites and SI-OC fics on FFN, and then I found the light and started reading more stuff on ao3 and branching out in fandoms. But my first fic was a... well, not SI, but an OC insert naruto fic. I'm quite attached to it even if I may have to abandon it
Favorite fic you've written? Well this is an evil question. I kind of want to say all of them so you know what? All of them.
I'm tagging @vulpineamethyst and @neonandfuckinggarbage, and who ever else wants to do this!
List of questions under the cut for ease of copy-pasting.
How many works do you have on AO3?
What's your total AO3 word count?
What fandoms do you write for?
What are your top 5 fics by kudos?
Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?
What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?
What is the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?
Do you get hate on fics?
Do you write smut?
Do you write crossovers?
Have you ever had a fic stolen?
Have you ever had a fic translated?
Have you ever co-written a fic before?
What's your all-time favorite ship to write for?
What's A WIP that you want to finish, but doubt you ever will?
What are your writing strengths?
What are your writing weaknesses?
Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?
First fandom you wrote for?
Favorite fic you've written?
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funnyincorrectmcu · 4 years
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*toaster explodes* Peter: *aggressively swats at the smoke* IF IT DOESN’T SET OFF THE SMOKE ALARM, IT WASN’T AN EXPLOSION!  Harley: Peter I don’t think that’s how-- Peter: *jumps up to the ceiling and tries to aggressively blow the smoke back down to the ground* Harley: *smirks* You know what you’re right. That’s exactly how that works.
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starrykitty013 · 3 years
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Happy Birthday to my wonderful co-author on roommates and one of my closest and oldest friends @official-impravidus !!! You are amazing my man and I hope you have a fantastic day 🤍🤍🥳
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mauverawrites · 2 years
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Can I ask what rarepair ship you invented? No judgement, I'm just genuinely curious. Feel free to ignore this if you dont want to say.
lmao I accidentally made the parkner (Peter Parker/Harley keener) ship originally in my proof spiderman loves Clickbait fic, then I wrote a few more stories featuring them for some of my friends. I absolutely did not expect so many people to latch on to them but I’m glad everyone is having fun with that whole dynamic
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theirtheretheyre · 3 years
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Peter didn't know a lot of things—he didn't know things about himself, or about other people, or about the world in general—but he knew this: Harley Keener was an asshole.
The thing was, Harley got along fine with lots of people, like Brad(also an asshole), and Em and Mick, the other people in their AP Bio group, and every straight girl who had looked at him ever, even though he didn’t go on any dates. Peter was the only person he didn’t like, which made no sense at all because Peter was friendly and kind and smart and absolutely adorable(Ned’s words). The first time they had met was the beginning of the year, and Harley had stared at Peter for a good 30 seconds, his eyes narrowed, then turned to Em and started talking to them about piercings—without saying anything to Peter at all. After that, Harley didn’t talk to him unless it was for class, and even then it was only in short, sharp answers given with a glare, then back to ignoring him. Peter had dealt with bullies before, and they were always big, ugly brutes who used their size as an advantage, and they were terrible to everybody; but Harley was nice to most, and never said anything despite Peter’s attempts to become friends, and worst of all, he was absolutely, stunningly, beautiful.
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yeeharley · 3 years
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‘Please never leave me alone’ uwu w Parkner🥺🤧
HONESTLY you, peachy, and noemi just GRAVITATED to my inbox with angst and i’m living i LOVE it
warnings: uh angst obviously but happy ending. so. love ya’ll
Sometimes, Peter wonders if he’ll ever stop feeling alone.
It’s like this monster in the pit of his stomach, this feeling. A monster made of shadows that wakes up when he’s at his weakest and devours him with its jagged, gnashing teeth, taking whatever it wants and leaving the worst things behind for Peter.
It always takes the good, his monster. Chomps it into a pulp and swallows it and digests it and he never sees his good again.
Peter hates his monster.
Hates it with all of his heart.
But it’s a part of him. As much a part of him as his curls and his brown eyes and his short stature and his voice. He can’t get rid of it, no matter how hard he tries.
One of these days, it’s going to take everything. He knows it. It’s going to suck all of the Peter out of him and leave him with the shell that he knows he’d be if he decided to stop fighting.
Sometimes he wants to.
But he knows that he can’t. If he stopped, who would protect the people of New York? Who would take care of his loved ones? Who would kiss Harley’s forehead when he can’t stop crying over his father or hug Tony when he starts wondering whether or not he’s a good enough father to Morgan?
That’s Peter’s job. It feels like that’s his only job. 
His only purpose.
But isn’t it a good enough purpose? 
God, he hopes so.
Harley steps into the kitchen, then, eyes dripping with sleep, hair falling in messy ringlets around his face. He yawns, and Peter knows that he doesn’t see him at his seat on one of their barstools.
If he saw him, he would be there.
Maybe Peter’s invisible.
Maybe Peter doesn’t exist.
But the look in Harley’s tired eyes when he scans over enough of the kitchen to see Peter on his perch, chin cupped atop his hands, is more than enough of a confirmation of the fact that Peter does, in fact, exist.
Harley’s lips curve down into a little frown when Peter doesn't wave good morning like he does every day. He hates making Peter sad. Doesn’t have enough energy to smile, though.
“Hey, baby,” he murmurs, already stepping across the small space that divides them with those long, lanky legs of his. Peter watches quietly as he approaches, leans into the gentle hug that he offers up and tucks his head into the wrinkled collar of Harley’s t-shirt.
It smells like the Axe that he uses.
On anyone else, Peter thinks, he would hate that smell. But on Harley, it’s perfect. Right.
“What’s goin’ on?” Harley asks, careful to keep his voice quiet. “Peter, honey, you alright?”
Peter just shrugs. Breathes. Doesn’t think he can really do anything else.
“Please never leave me alone,” he whispers, wincing at the harsh sound of his voice. Then, to make sure Harley heard him, “Please.”
Harley pulls back, gripping Peter’s face between his hands, and looks into his eyes with the most hurt expression he’s ever seen on the blond boy’s face. Gently, Harley leans in again, pressing a kiss to Peter’s temple, to the tip of his nose, to the corner of his lips.
“Never,” he whispers, lips still on Peter’s. Again, in a reverent, almost holy whisper, “Never, Peter.”
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thompsborn · 5 months
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Hello!!! i’m so interested in the HB2 plot! I feel like we see peter angst way more commonly than Harley—so if you ever feel up for rambling about it under a cut or a spoiler tag this is a free space to do so! He really is my blorbo and you’re my favorite fic writer so I know whatever happens it’ll be amazingly done but I’m dying for hints at more of what that’ll look like! Are we talking, like, caught in the literal crossfire or devastating hostage situation 😂
okay before i do the harley rambles i!? I’m your favorite fic writer??? my guy what the FUCK that’s so sweet but also have u read any of sarah’s fics?? oddy’s parkner fic or oddy’s parksborn fic??? ANY of the Classic Iconic parkner fics circa 2020-2021?
i’m actually very VERY slowly making a parkner fic rec list to post at some point but just. WHAT. there are So many INCREDIBLE fic writers and saying i’m your favorite is BONKERS to me but also so nice i ??? thank you??? oh my god???? ❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙
okay anyway sorry to what the ask was actually about pfkfj, HARLEY!!! i agree it’s definitely a lot easier to come across peter angst than harley angst, which most likely has to do with the fact that there is a LOT of material to draw from for peter’s character—various movies, comics, shows, timelines and universes and the games. it’s a lot easier to come up with angst for peter because there’s a lot of canon angst to choose from AND there’s so much content for him that it’s a lot easier to get a grasp on his character and create angst based on that, you know? but as a fandom we have definitely created many ideas of harley based on when he was a kid in im3 and his cameo in endgame, plus the WEB comics + ride at avengers campus, so harley angst is for sure out there but like you said it is NOT easy to come across lmao
as for the HB2 plot—i have an ask in my drafts from like a month or two ago asking for more information about hb2 and i’m gonna try to finally finish answering that and post it sometime today, so that post will definitely include some insight in what to expect from the sequel, but harley in hb2 specifically? i GOTCHU.
OKAY !!! let's do this!!
so homeward bound, as i've said before, is PETER'S story post no way home, right? but in hb2 it's peter AND HARLEY'S story post homeward bound. the first chapter is a recap of the first fic from harley's pov with a lot of extra bits thrown in, starting on the day that thanos first snapped and ending either where the first fic ends or maybe in the summer between school years. unsure as of now but one of those, for sure. so that's going to offer a lot of perspective about harley's character in homeward bound - his thought processes, how he was feeling in a lot of key moments during the first fic, things he was doing while peter wasn't around, etc etc etc.
but in hb2, after the recap in the first fic, it picks up at the start of their second year at ESU. he might still be roommates with harry. he might not be. it won't be the same room at the very least, so no matter what, there's going to be some changes, right? but also:
everything is different.
there are the small changes - not the same room, harder classes as they climb their way through the pre-reqs, potentially a different roommate, some stuff happened over summer, etc.
but also there are the BIG changes, like his dynamic with peter, and knowing that peter is spidey and now being a part of keeping that a secret due to peter not wanting anyone else to know. he also knows about the spell and he knows that peter is someone tony loved, someone that pepper and morgan and happy and rhodey knew and cared about, and none of them remember him, but they know harley.
with harley's pov comes the reintroduction of the rest of the world, basically. peter has no one, right? his old life was completely destroyed and erased, leaving no connections to the people he used to know, so he's been VERY closed off from everyone and everything.
harley, however, still knows pepper and morgan and happy and rhodey. he still talks to them on a regular basis. he has his mom and his sister. he isn't closed off in classes like peter is, actually having conversations with his classmates, even if he has no interest in befriending them. peter's pov has been very limited because his world has been completely changed. harley's has been changed too via the loss of tony and him being dead for five years while his mom and his sister had to adapt to a life without him there, but it's not been changed to the extent of peter's, you know?
harley is going to have a few struggles in hb2, some centered around peter, some not. there's going to be family stuff. there's going to be this urge to tell pepper and them about peter because he thinks that peter would benefit from having these people in his life again but also he wants to respect the fact that peter doesn't feel ready to do that.
there's going to be some conflict about the people in his life learning that he's involved with spider-man's business somehow. there's going to be people getting angry at spider-man because of it.
a lot of mental and emotional turmoil is going to come out of all this. but, in the physical sense, he's not going to be entirely safe, either. again, people are going to realize he's somehow connected to spidey. he's going to want to do whatever he can do to help peter, to the point where he's going to get a little reckless with it sometimes.
caught in the crossfire? yeah.
hostage situation? no. at least, not in hb2. not that i currently have planned. that could change, but as of my current plans, no.
hope that's enough information to build some intrigue >:)
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moth-sword · 4 years
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Peter: I’m going to miss you Mr Stark after me and the rest of gen z inevitably eat the rich
Tony: What are you talking about kid?
Harley standing at the other end of the room holding a fork:
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(during charades)
Harley: You CANT ACT at all!
Peter: Maybe if you could GUESS the words we wouldn’t LOSE all the fucking time! I’m taking the ring OFF.
Harley: Oh so now the BOTTOM has something to say?
Mj: Wait you’re engaged??
Ned: He BOTTOMS???
May: YOU’RE TOGETHER?????
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peaches-and-parkner · 3 years
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Okay I'm gonna say it, I hate the nickname Harls for Harley it just makes me cringe idk I can't help it. I like calling him 'H' instead 🙈
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seek--rest · 3 years
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Wait why do you hate Harley/Parkner? Seems harmless to me
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I don’t know how or why this ask came to me today but you know what, I got time.
I actually having nothing against the character of Harley Keener. He’s a literal child in the MCU that showed up for all of (5) scenes at best. Tony was an asshole to him, called him a pussy and was generally Not Very Cool as the Adult™️ in the situation. Just a plot piece for Tony’s development that in a just world, would’ve just been that.
But he isn’t.
The sheer amount of fan works that were created for and developed for him is both a sign of creativity, of the joy of fanfic of expanding something out of nothing, and also unequivocal racism.
And that is where parkner comes in.
There’s a thing in fandom called Two White Guys, a trope that has existed long before parkner ever did and will continue long after the heat death of the universe. Name a fandom and people will find the two white guys to obsess over, create fanfics for, create meta and art and history for… and have absolutely none of that energy for the canonical women + POC in the main white character’s world.
Peter Parker in the MCU has an entire cast of people his own age who are also POC. Tell me that there’s any other reason than racism that mostly white girls would see ALL of those characters, pass over them entirely (with the excuses that they don’t see the chemistry, or think they’re better off friends, or don’t know how to write checks notes teenagers), and instead decide that Harley Keener, a kid from another franchise in the MCU that Peter has never met before, is gonna be his one true love?
I’m a multi-shipper at heart but if you’re genuinely telling me that picking out the (1) white guy over literally every other POC that not only knows MCU Peter but has actual relationships with him on screen, isn’t an example of fandom racism than you’re probably white not seeing it for what it is.
Made even worse by how parkner as a fandom is to the POC in MCU Peter’s life. You can absolutely write two white guys smooching without being a sexist, racist POS.
I’ve yet to encounter it for that fandom.
Because if you have to make MJ or Ned have another marginalized identity that somehow magically makes them not interested in Peter Parker, do you actually care about representation or are you just a white girl looking for an excuse to bring the white dudes together?
Because if you have to demonize, make them abusive, or straight up MURDER MJ or Ned so that Peter is available and available for the white guy, you’re on my shit list.
Because if you argue with your whole chest that you “don’t see the chemistry” between MJ and Peter but write exclusively the white boys’ long and beautiful relationship when they’ve never even met, than you’re just a racist.
Because if you tell me that Ned is Peter’s BEST FRIEND and I just DON’T SEE THEM ROMANTICALLY but you’re easily able to write Harley in as Tony’s adopted son, Peter’s best friend/boyfriend and making him totally at ease in NYC when he’s from bumfuck nowhere and also a literal child with zero background, then I call bullshit on what you don’t see and say that you just don’t want to.
If it seems “harmless” to you, you’re probably white and have never had the unfortunate experience of reading fic after fic after fic (tagged PeterMJ or Peter & Ned or Peter & Flash) where the POC are beat down, abused, dismissed or completely ignored for the sake of some hick white boy from another franchise.
I actually used to LIKE Harley as a character, in theory, because I go feral for creativity in fan works. It is GOOD FUN to write something from nothing.
I have lost nearly ever bit of that like because of how many times I have personally seen, experienced, and been harassed by parkner fans— to the point where i have a new blog is in no small part because parkners (and most of irondad) is more concerned about protecting white girls racist fanfics than POC.
So no. I don’t like Harley. And I don’t like parkner.
And that has everything to do with fandom.
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official-impravidus · 3 years
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parkner enemies to lovers speedrun
~ so, i was going through all of my old parkner fics that i have abandoned to give them the discontinued tags and i wanted to make sure i hadn't already written something for them that i could put in, and this one works outside of the context of the fic, so i just wanted to share! this is from take me back in time (to love you) ~
“You are completely insufferable,” Peter said with a crossed arm.
“Is that so?” Harley asked with a raised brow, taking a step closer to the smaller teen.
Peter stepped back. “You’re egocentric, selfish, and ignorant.”
“Uh-huh.” He said with a smirk.
“You’re frivolous and ostentatious to mask the fact that you’re just an insecure asshole with imposter syndrome that can’t handle the idea of not fitting in.”
“Really?” Harley took two steps forward.
“Yes, really. You squander your intelligence just to prove yourself worthy to people who don’t deserve the real you because you believe that that’s the only way to survive the social hierarchy.” As Peter stepped back, he felt the cold drywall against his back.
Harley rested his hand on the wall, trapping Peter. “Well, do you know what I think? I think that you act all high and mighty because you come from nothin’. I think that you overcompensate for your lack of control in life by controlling everything you can, including everyone else’s lives. I think that you judge so harshly because you can only stand to imagine the best in people, even if they don’t deserve to be the best.” He leaned in, his nose touching his. “And I think that you say all these big words because you’re too afraid to face what you’re really feeling.” His eyelashes fluttered as he looked down into his big brown eyes. “Does that sound right?”
A warm breath escaped Peter’s lips before he tugged at Harley’s shirt, lips colliding with his. Harley pushed his chest against Peter’s, his back almost denting the dark blue wall. Peter’s fingers snaked into Harley’s hair, tugging at his blonde locks, making Harley let out a deep, low moan. Taking the opportunity, Peter swiped his tongue against Harley’s with a gentle nibble at his lip, making the taller teen hum in pleasure once more.
Harley undulated his hips against Peter’s, slipping a hand into his shirt and gasping as he felt Peter’s toned torso. Peter let out a groan as he felt Harley against him, hips stuttering at the pressure. Peter, with a new sense of confidence, flipped the blonde around, pushing him up against the wall with a thump.
“Peter,” Harley breathlessly managed, sending a warm shock through Peter’s veins.
Harley’s calloused hands ran up and down his bare back, a cold shiver shooting down his spine. Harley slipped his hand down, giving Peter’s ass a squeeze, causing him to squeak in surprise. Harley chuckled against Peter’s lips, the rumble vibrating against their chests.
Peter shifted his leg to wrap around Harley’s waist, the friction in their jeans making them both suck in a sharp breath of air.
“Bed,” Peter managed to say.
Harley, brain a lustful static, nodded, pushing Peter to the bed, and landing atop the firm mattress. Peter rolled them over, straddling Harley’s waist as he pinned his arms over his head as they continued to kiss. Harley grinded against Peter, making him lose his firm grip as he called out “Harley.” Hearing Peter say his name like that, Harley was even more hungry to hear more. Feel more. He pulled Peter’s shirt off, tossing it on the floor, leaning back to admire his physique.
“Fuck, Peter. You’re gorgeous.”
Heat rose to Peter’s cheeks as Harley traced his fingers gently down his torso. Harley connected his lips to Peter’s neck, sucking and nibbling at his soft skin. Peter gasped, collapsing into Harley’s chest. Harley didn’t stop, making Peter writhe under his touch, letting out breathy whimpers of “Harley, Harley, Harley.”
When Harley pulled away, Peter took his time as he unbuttoned his flannel, making sure his fingers grazed his skin with each button. He trailed kisses down his torso, looking up to him with big innocent eyes, making Harley melt.
Peter tested the waters, kissing Harley’s neck. With his lack of experience, he didn’t know the sweet spot, but when he earned a loud moan and Harley’s nails digging into his bare back, he knew he found the right spot.
“Peter. Oh God. Peter.”
There was a tingle in the back of Peter’s neck, but he couldn’t fully register what it meant as Harley cupped his…
“Hey, Harley. I was wondering if you… oh my God!”
Peter fell off of Harley (and the bed) with a loud thump. They both stared at Abby with wide eyes who was staring back with an equally shocked deer-in-headlights look.
Peter covered his face in embarrassment.
“What do you need, Abby?” Harley asked, looking to Peter on the floor who sat with his knees up to mask his… Harley put a pillow over his lap.
“I made iced tea. I was just wondering if you guys wanted some since you’ve been studying for so long, but I… I’m just gonna…”
“Yeah. You do that.”
The door closed with a slow click.
Harley looked to Peter with flushed cheeks.
“I…” Peter started, but couldn’t find the words.
“Yeah,” Harley said with a nod.
“Are we gonna—”
“Do we have to—”
“Because I feel like we really should—”
“We really don’t have to—”
“Harley,” Peter said firmly. “We have to talk about this.”
Harley gave a tight lipped frown. “Yeah. We should.”
Peter, still slightly out of breath, heart beating against his chest, sat on the other side of the bed. “So…”
“It’s your idea to talk about it. You should start.”
“Oh, very funny,” Peter retorted.
“I do pride myself in my humor.”
Peter looked at his hands.
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