WHAT WHY WHY WHY SHUT UP WHY STOP CEASE WHY
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wat u mean i'm "not helping"??? i HALP
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My mom, trying to find a bright spot in this whole mess: well, maybe trying to keep warm will burn more calories!
Me, already out of executive function spell slots for the week at 2 pm on a Tuesday:
[Image description: April from Parks & Rec menacingly brandishing a pair of scissors in a death grip]
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cant make it to the prerelease tonight so im filling the magic shaped hole in my heart by watching a dude draft vintage cube for 8 hours.
i think we should reprint black lotus and the moxen at common, actually.
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Big sigh anyone want to be weird and inappropriate and off-putting with me
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Luke Mitchell’s out here not helping my shipping of Mitch & Hannah on Chicago Med 😂😍
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hhauuauaaaggahaghuaguhhhahahghhhhuhrguruegrhurhehrhurhgrhrhga (tje sound of me spinning in a washing maching)
No... I knew this would happen... NO! NOO!
I'm not helping you bruh.
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my husband touching my forehead with his hand to see if I have a fever: I don't sense a great mind here
😭😭😭😭
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I need all the luck out there... I need to go work tomorrow... after two early wake ups and two badly slept nights...
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This is what we call “not helping” in the kitchen 🐱🤣
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i would just like to buy knives and knife adjacent hurty things without seeing swastikas or iron crosses or confederate flags. is that too much to ask.
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