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unganseylike · 6 days

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#declan w the diffuser and curl cream hogging the bathroom #declan going to bat in curlygirl facebook pages #notably ronan also had curly hair. did he also have a routine or

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spreadwardiard · 6 days

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I really wanted to write today but my great mood is quickly being soured by the fact that my mother is a complete and total bathroom hog. I need to piss, shit and change a tampon and ive been waiting on her to stop hogging THE ONLY BATHROOM IN THE HOUSE for over an hour.

#like this is every damn day #shit or get off the fucking pot already #i hear her in there watching videos on her fucking phone like wtf #hurry up #this is bullshit #i have had to wait up to 3 hours for her to stop hogging the bathroom before

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lindwurmkai · 6 months

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people who are lactose intolerant but eat dairy anyway and people who are allergic to animals but hang out with them anyway are braver than the marines and also a complete mystery to me btw

#i only do this with caffeine. it makes my head feel funny in a bad way but sometimes i wish to drink cola as a little treat #doesn't really make my heart race anymore since i started taking meds for that and it also doesn't make me super sleepy anymore #but i do usually get a little tired. it certainly doesn't have any positive effects #however every time i have a bathroom hogging event i am practically traumatised it's so bad #and my regular allergies just make me feel like shit physically and emotionally. i wouldn't be able to ENJOY petting your cat #because i would be busy wondering why i feel the urge to run away and commit murder at the same time #weirdo chronicles

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pinejay · 8 months

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"olm time is your time :) fuck your 4 roommates who have to get ready for bed, that's YOUR self care routine" ppl on tumblr are prob the worst most selfish self absorbed roommates on the planet huh

#yes this is another aita #''the 4 roommates take a while getting ready in the morning so u should get to hog the bathroom at night'' LMAO??#i'm sorry that's not how that works. news flash: ppl have to get ready to go to bed at night regardless how long they take getting ready #in the morning!

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hyenabrainedpup · 8 months

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Took my meds i am the best dog in the world

#havent brushed my teef yet bc my brother is hogging the bathroom >:0

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quirkle2 · 2 years

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Okay! Actual ranch au question time - until the ranch is expanded, who is sleeping where? Because that seems like absolute chaos. Also like. Which of them struggle the most adjusting and in what ways? Not just the why, but the little things they do that make it obvious. I guess maybe even what little things all of them carry over from their befores? (Sorry just... rambling whatever things that came to mind)

just like when they were adventuring, they pretty much settle wherever ! most of the time that involves a big cuddle pile in the living room <3 it's basically turned into a glorified guest bedroom for a while until time can get to planning the expansions and getting help from all of them to build them. the boys r used to sleeping like that anyway, so they don't mind it at all—they missed each other after being separated, so cuddling is always nice

it Is chaos though. a living room is smaller than an entire clearing they might've set up camp in during their journey. their bags and shoes take up like an entire fourth of the kitchen where the front door is, and u better believe the kitchen is very crowded during meal time GVIEAGYV they basically have to remodel the Entire house—they're accommodating for 8 extra people after all! plus,, time and malon only have one bathroom when the boys first start living there . winces in sympathy

all of them struggle to adjust a little, some more than others. legend is So very not used to just,,,, lounging around. he's not used to staying in one place, and he's Definitely not used to not spending all of a precious break preparing for the next day of traveling. he struggles to sit still and get into that mindset of just,, relaxing and living. he seems rly tense and unwilling to let his guard down for a while before he's able to truly let himself lounge around

it's a bit jarring for wars to not have Anything pressing to do as well. he's,,, Always doing smth, whether that be tending to his troops back "home," finishing up paperwork, going to meetings, makin sure the chain is alright,,, u name it. he's a rly busy guy. so now that he's just....... sitting here ..............................doing fuck all, it's very odd for him. he's almost Forgotten how to relax

wars sticks himself to odd jobs around the ranch; old projects time had that never got done, touching up the house, Cleaning the house, helping w the horses. time Knows what he's doing (the fear of being thrown out is still fresh in wars' mind,,, time hates that that's been drilled into him so ruthlessly growing up). and he Knows that wars will lose his marbles if he has nothing to do, so time ends up givin him,, Simple jobs . jobs that won't utterly destroy his still-young bones, but will still occupy him

after a Long while—many reassurances and the chain being ever so patient— wars manages to,, unlearn that lesson, at least a little bit. he stops being paranoid abt abandonment when he takes a day to just relax, and even though it's not a straight shot to recovery and wars definitely has days where he buries himself in work and acts like they'll instantly kick him out if he doesn't do the dishes, he's getting there. he takes up reading a lot again :) and even starts writin that book he'd always wanted to

sky has to adjust to living On Ground . he walks outside and surprisingly isn't in vague danger from falling off an island and to his death, and that's . an adjustment GVIYEAGV he misses touching the clouds. his favorite spot to hang out is on top of the roof where he can feel the wind a bit better. he naps there

wind misses the sea and his family, but rly he takes the change quite well. he's finally back to Being a Kid and,, sliding down the hall on socked feet and stealing cookies from malon's trays and annoying (/aff) his brothers relentlessly <3 a chunk of his childhood was kinda stolen away right along w his sister, but maybe bein here will allow him to make up for at least some of it

another who takes the change in stride is twi :) living on a ranch is definitely in his comfort zone and he loves staying there—absolutely adores giving a helping hand and tending to the animals. i think the strangest part for him is Living With Time . he's past the shell-shock of it by now, of course, but he's still aware it's so so strange . if Future Twi had come to Past Him during his journey and pointed to the Hero's Shade and said "that'll be ur father figure and you'll live on a nice lil ranch together w all ur homies" twi would have thought the weird fog permeating the realm he'd been put in was eating away at his braincells.

can't think of anything else for the other boys atm, but i do know that it's an adjustment for All of them to see time so,, peaceful and happy. once he has everybody together and settled down, no more dangers threatening the lives of his kids, he'sSo fucking relieved. the first morning after everybody is there is such a surreal experience. it's their first breakfast in a home that may just be permanent for once, and hearin all the chaos of 10 people in a small kitchen and his family playfully shoving each other to get to the ketchup, he just Smiles . it's the noisiest breakfast him and malon have ever experienced and yet they Cherish the sound

#qktalks #factorialrabbits #suncaster au #they Would use wild's slate to store all those bags and boots but #then they'd have to track down wild Every Single Time they need smth from their bag or need to put on their shoes #so they just deal w the space they take up until the remodeling #ONE BATHROOM TO 10 PEOPLE IS . SOSO BAD #i've been in a house wiiiiiiiittthh 9 people before and only one bathroom #(technically another bath in the basement but the Basement Dwellers spent more time upstairs)#and it is . hell #hell on earth #especially if SOMEBODY (looks at my cousin .) hogs the bathroom to put on make-up and do her hair every fucking 20 minutes #sorry i didn't have much for the other boys imsleeby

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fearlessplatinums · 15 days

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fantasizing about graduating from law school and being able to afford a nice one bedroom apartment and i will finally have a space that is 100% my own and i won’t have to deal with ANYONE besides myself

#not having to wait for the bathroom…#no one hogging the kitchen #me myself and i!!!!

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meowthiroth · 1 year

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so the other day at my doctor’s appointment, I asked about switching to a less scary way of getting my testosterone in (I WAS on intramuscular shots which were working well, but I have a really bad aversion to needles so every shot was like a full-afternoon commitment 😅) and she was explaining to me about topical methods like patches and gel

and she was telling me about how the gel can potentially rub off onto others & affect them if they make skin-to skin contact with your application spot, and the thought that immediately popped into my dumbass brain after hearing that was “me about to trans your gender after coating my fist in T gel”

#had to try REALLY hard not to giggle 😭 idk why that mental image was so funny to me #got switched to patches though! hopefully they work well for me :o #not having to wrestle with my reflexes to give myself my shots is gonna be SUCH a big help #hopefully I can find enough spots to stick them though lol they’re HUGE & I’m uh. Not #apparently with the gel you have to wait a bit for it to dry before you can put your shirt on #and i live in a house with like 3 other people so id rather not hog the bathroom #hrt progress #ace screams into the void

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thebunnylord · 10 months

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TTTE humanized AU mornings be like:

James: will spend two hours in the one bathroom getting reading and doing his hair and skin even though he’s going to get covered in coal dust soon. Is the biggest bathroom hog

Gordon: gets mad at James for hogging the one bathroom, and then uses up all the hot water. Is also the biggest bathroom hog and reason why their water bill is so high.

Percy: is stuck in the back of the line needing to pee but isn’t desperate enough to go in the plant.

Edward: gets a senior’s pass

Toby: also gets a Senior’s pass

Bill and Ben: will trick the other into getting out of the shower before rushing into the bathroom and locking the other out leaving them standing in the hall in nothing but a towel and soaking wet, and then threaten to drop the towel if they’re not let back in.

Henry: will try and get up early to get to the bathroom first, but always gets stuck behind Gordon and has to take cold showers because Gordon used up the hot water.

Donald and Douglas: simply will just not shower.

Diesel: has never showered in his entire life and believes that axe body spray equals a shower

Duck: would just get into the shower when Diesel throws a can of axe with a zip tie around the button resulting in the entire bathroom getting gassed, but Duck doesn’t want to get out of the shower so he puts up with it.

BoCo: has confiscated all of Diesel’s axe and hid it somewhere

Emily: doesn’t need to it up with this because the girls have their own separate bathroom.

Spencer: has his own private bathroom that Gordon will sometimes sneak into if he’s desperate. Also doesn’t use *shutter* generic brand two in one shampoo and uses fancy name brand products.

Thomas: gets fed up with Gordon and James hogging the bathroom resulting in him shutting off the water.

#thomas and friends #ttte #ttte headcanon #ttte humanisation #their water bill is so high thanks to James and Gordon #bathroom hogs

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the-moogle-of-your-nightmares · 3 months

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living with people who Walk Extremely Fast while needing time alone in the shared house spaces to do your basic selfcare/starting-the-day routines + having Trauma around being seen even fucking existing in shared spaces, including a long-ongoing and hefty dose of it from said people themselves, is a living hell actually. especially when they insist on constantly leaving doors wide open that would normally mitigate the house being a fucking panopticon and also give you like two seconds' warning that they're entering the space so you can brace yourself or leave. Hate