“A scream comes, tearing its way out. And then another, and another.”
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Don’t forget to wear a mask this year while taking out Julius Caesar. Health guidelines also suggest avoid meeting in large groups so that should be kept in mind while stabbing Caesar. Instead of 23 stabbings 10 should be more than sufficient.
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Sirius: I will now torture you.
Remus: *raises an eyebrow, smirking* Kinky.
Sirius: *smiles* I think you are sweet and beautiful.
Remus: *tensing up* Wait...
Sirius: *moving toward him* You deserve to be cared for as much as you care for others.
Remus: *backing away* No
Sirius: *leaning forward, trapping him against a wall* Your feelings and needs are valid and deserve to be heard.
Remus: *holding up his hands* I need a safeword!
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Writing advice: stop saying characters bared their teeth, nobody does that!
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Vanya is a little sensitive for someone who wrote a four hundred page roast of her entire family
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alina: you exploited my power for your gain!
the darkling: for ☭ us ☭
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side profiles, my specialty
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deleting my dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he tugs my braids and I smash my chalkboard on his head)
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This is a little drawing I did as a gift for my dear @aceveria-art x3 💗💕
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Not to be an emotional bitch at *checks watch* 5:47 am, but like Hozier music fam holy shit. Like years later and it just never gets less powerful. Like you have all these religions allegories of twisting the oppressive demands of the church and turning these metaphors into a representation of love, which is treated as the greatest religion. Laughing and playing on all these images of “original sin” as you worship a lover, and all if this combined with themes of living under and falling to and then protesting against oppression, of imagery of nature as another of the greatest loves, of letting oneself go to the wildness as the sweetest and most exquisite joy but also pain, of the dichotomy of all the best things in life, how any extremity of feeling is scary and can hurt you but is so so worth it, of fighting with ones inner self reflected in fighting against forces outside of oneself… I could go on but I need coffee.
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Here’s Katara because I wanted to practice some coloring (and because I’m re-watching the show, again)
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"Philtatos," Achilles replied, sharply. Most beloved.”
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hey yall. uhh tumblr took down my last one note one day post for violating community guidelines (sigh) so this is that again i guess. one note on this post is one day i don’t yeet. one comment max per person please
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Merlin's life can be summed up by that scene where he knocks over the broom and in trying to catch it, knocks something off the table and in trying to catch that knocks something else off the table. And even when he's got everything back without Gaius waking up, the broom still falls over
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‘why do you make everything gay?’
well maybe if i was represented more in media, education, history and generally more accepted by society i wouldn’t feel the need to
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Get To Know Meme
Tagged by @ashesandhackles (Thanks!)
Rules: tag nine people you want to know better
Three ships: Snape/Sirius, Snape/Lily, Harry/Ginny
Last song: Hasta Que Me Olvides by Luis Miguel. Lovely little ballad.
Last Movie: Spirited Away by Studio Ghibli. Amazing. Go watch it.
Currently Reading: Shape by Jordan Ellenberg. Just started, so I can't really tell you much about it. I loved his last book though.
Currently Watching: I am not watching any TV shows at the moment.
Currently Consuming: Nothing :p
Currently craving: Something sweet
Tagging @slytherinsnekxvii @maria-de-salinas @owlswithfins and anyone else who wants to do it!
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So apparently tumblr is losing the one thing that made it awesome and is getting verified accounts now?
Fuck that, if I see anyone on my dash verified I’m unfollowing. Been on this hell site (affectionate) for over a decade now, that’s just not how we roll here.
Take that bullshit back to Twitter.
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A commission I did for @aceveria-art !!👀💗💕
Thank you so much for commissioning me, it made me so happy to draw them ahhh!!;-;❤️
Commissions are open | Here’s my Ko-fi <3
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laugh-out-loud sapphic comedies
i promise not all sapphic movies are indie sad shit. here are the best ones to watch with all ur gay friends. no yearning. just laughs.
But I'm A Cheerleader (1999)
This movie has everything. Aesthetic. Slapstick. Gay wrists. Natasha Lyonne plays a cheerleader who is informed that she is a lesbian by her parents (she is a vegetarian and listens to melissa etheridge) and is sent to a comically inept conversion therapy program run by a milf and RuPaul wearing tiny shorts. It ends very happy (and very funny).
Wild Nights With Emily (2018)
Less slapstick, more dry wit. This movie focuses dually on the wild life of Emily Dickinson as well as her cousin's (successful) attempts to erase her lesbianism from history. My personal favorite scene involves the cousin in question speaking of Emily and her lady friend's chaste friendship over a montage of them fucking vigorously. Also also also: milfs. This movie has milfs aplenty.
I cannot describe this movie as anything other than "lesbian Sky High." An excellent combination of intentional spy movie parody, unintentional early 2000's cheesiness, and an enemies to lovers storyline worthy of ao3. This move is objectively quite bad, but it is also adorable and most certainly entertaining.
Birds of Prey (2020)
The criminally underrated solo film about the bisexual badass Harley Quinn after her breakup from the Joker features a cast of...colorful characters. Basically, everyone in this movie is extremely weird, extremely goofy, and also extremely sexy. This movie is the female gaze bottled and sold. A large part of the plot involves Harley trying to get her child protege to shit out some diamonds. It's great.
A League of Their Own (1992)
So let's get this out of the way first: yes, it's not technically a sapphic movie. However, it has very gay vibes and this is because 1) women playing sports and 2) the real life story it was based on is about a lesbian couple. there's a netflix documentary about it. Anyway, this movie is basically about a ragtag group of misfits playing women's baseball during World War II. Madonna and Rosie O'Donnell are clearly dating. Tom Hanks pisses a lot in this movie.
Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter (2001)
Okay, I know this one's a wild card, but hear me out: yes, this movie is terrible. Yes, you're only going to like this movie if you already like watching shitty movies (this is for the Cats, Boss Baby, Bee Movie, The Room, etc. crowd). HOWEVER. This movie is actually very progressive in terms of bisexual representation. The vampires being hunted in question exist to mock the predatory lesbian trope, except for one, who is openly bisexual and proud of it. (If you liked Velocipastor you will probably like this too.)
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