#not in the slightest

[july-19th-club]

seriously have been thinking about this all night long. call me autistic but the fact that 90% of workplaces the point is not to get your work done and then be done doing it but to instead perform an elaborate social dance in which you find something to do even when you're done doing everything you need to do in order to show your fellow workers that you, too, are Working . because you are at Work . disgusting why cant we all agree that if there is no work immediately to be done. we just dont do anything

#i personally like to not be doing things constantly at all times. it stresses me out #i know there are ppl who thrive on cosntant activity #but me i like to chill out. #and the problem then becomes that i only ACTIVELY remember to do work and Find More Work To Do when im stressed #at the thought that others might want to see me working #if im ever relaxed i just dont look for stuff to do #catch 22 of modern work culture which permeates even ostensibly noncapitalist structures like public libraries #for instance: will it really kill anybody if the books get shelved by me now after a very busy day? #or shelved tomorrow morning by. well probably me since i'll be the one at the desk #not in the slightest #but it was work that wasnt being immediately done by me. therefore it was incorrect behavior #that i failed to identify because my instinct is to relax when not immediately presented with a Situation #this got me labeled as 'having no initiative' by my dad from a very early age #and even as an adult i still feel like im a child with no initiative

[midnighthybrid1]

So I may have a favorite lad

Surfer dude has my heart 👊😔

In all seriousness tho, I just wanted to do fanart for this lad I didn’t mean to turn it into a fully colored comic-

BUT HERE WE ARE

I actually rly like how this turned out? I gave it a slight paper texture overlay and I like how that looked.

Samir Surfsup belongs to @thelone-copper ! Y’all should go check’em out, their art is very very tight 👊😎

I based Wally and Home’s appearances off of this post by PartyCoffin, it’s so peaceful and cute.

Samir gives me the vibes that even if he’s surprised by something he just rly easily vibes with it? Like, for instance, there could be a giant sentient house on the beach and he’s just like ‘Yo thats tight’ and then move on. Or he forgets to put sunscreen literally everywhere but his nose and his reaction after getting severely burnt is just ‘Woah bummer, dude’ and then he goes and does the same thing cause he Ain’t Bothered™️

I could be very wrong about that but that’s just what I imagine when I see him 😅 gives me Effortlessly Cool Vibes pretty much

Full Page Ver. Under the cut! (W/Paper Texture and W/Out Paper Texture)

I’m still learning how to do comics, so little random stuff like this is a fun exercise. I may draw more fanart of this lad, we shall see-

Hope ya like the art and have an awesome day!

Likes and Reblogs are appreciated! PLEASE DO NOT REPOST MY WORK!

#welcome home #welcome home puppet show #myart #my art #Comic #comic page #wally darling #welcome home wally #wh wally #wally wh #welcome home oc #i was semi inspired to draw this because I saw the Lone Copper say they might try and draw more of their other two OCs #I uh #may have gotten a lil too excited #I should be doing artfight attacks rn #do I regret this? #Not in the slightest

[lilacs-and-vanilla]

HCs for having Spider-man Noir as a S/O (w/ scenarios)

General HCs…

- His age is never specified in the movie, the game, or the comics. I think he’s around early-thirties.

- He constantly has cold hands and he will use them.

- Like he’ll walk up behind you and stick them up your shirt along your back or your sides and watch you squeal and try to wiggle away before asking smugly “Oh, sorry. Just warming my hands.”

- Unlike other Spider-man variants, Noir wears glasses. I think he has a bit of poor eyesight.

- He will go through the “where are my glasses?” thorough sweep of the apartment to try and find them, getting frustrated when he can’t, before he finally asks you for help.

- When you find them for him, you unfold them and slide them onto his frowning face. He’s not upset at you, he’s upset at himself for making you find his things.

- He’ll make sure to kiss you and thank you profusely for your services.

- His dark hair is often disheveled from being in the mask for so long.

- He likes when you play with it, running your fingers through it idly while he rests his head in your lap after a long day of wearing the stuffy, identity-hiding fabric.

- He has the cutest happy trail on his tummy. Enough said…

- He is not a morning person. Spending all night fighting crime takes a toll on one’s sleep schedule.

- But he has the most gorgeous morning voice you’ve ever heard.

- He’s the “five more minutes” type of guy.

- He will physically lay on top of you to keep you in bed if he has to.

- If you manage to wiggle out from under him and are pestering him to get out of bed, he will groan and huff and fuss because he just “doesn’t want to and you can’t make him.”

And now some more of the spicy HCs…

- If you want it, he’ll let you tie him up. He could easily break any ropes or cuffs you put on him, but he wants to make you happy.

- He’ll tie you up if you ask him to, normally with webs against the headboard or from the ceiling. He won’t gag you though.

- He likes to hear your pleasured sounds, to hear his name come from your mouth.

- He doesn’t like to see his seed drip out of you. He doesn’t want you to waste it.

- He’ll keep himself in you long after he’s done to make sure it gets in deep (great cuddle opportunity).

- If he pulls out, he will use his hands to scoop his mess back inside you. He likes seeing the face you make when you feel him fill your insides and keep it there.

- He doesn’t like degradation. He hears enough insults and dirty language fighting crime. He certainly doesn’t want to hear it from his lover.

- He won’t do it to you either. He doesn’t think you deserve that. The farthest he will go is teasing.

- How long will he last when edged? He literally won’t. He will not last more than maybe two or three denials before starting to squirm, and buck, and whine, and beg you to let him cum.

- He loves loves loves praise. His job is dangerous and often thankless. Give him any sort of praise and you’ll have him wrapped around your finger.

- If you call him a good boy, he will melt.

- He’s a strict “keep it in the bedroom” kind of guy.

- But there was that one time he was so desperate that he came and found you one night when you were working late, hoisted you up along the side of a tall building, and made love to you against the wall.

- He’d tugged on your clothes enough to slip a hand under your thigh to support your weight, the fingers of his other clinging to the smooth concrete with that special little spider power of his.

- He’d pulled the front of his pants down just enough to free his arousal, letting gravity do most of the work as he rutted into you.

- He’d slipped the bottom of his mask up just enough to press his lips into yours, effectively stifling both of your sounds to prevent any possible late night bystanders from looking up to see such a display.

- He hasn’t done it since, and he gets embarrassed when you bring it up.

- Wear any type of clothing that accentuates your curves and he will turn feral.

- Especially if it’s your thighs.

- Shorts that expose more than they’re supposed to, stockings that squeeze your leg in such a certain way, a dress that hugs your hips and fits the outline of your waist.

- He just has a thing for thighs.

- Grabbing, squeezing, kissing, biting, anything.

- He likes resting his head in your lap or eating you out just to have his face close to your thighs.

- If your thighs are ticklish, he’ll find all those little sensitive spots that make you wiggle.

- The man will eat you out like a feral animal. He’ll shove his tongue as deep as it goes to hear you mewl like a kitten.

- It doesn’t matter if you’re on your back in bed, sat on a counter, pressed against the side of a building (on the ground OR in the air), or sitting on his face. He will suffocate himself to get a taste.

- In general, he’s fairly vocal. He moans and pants and growls, and if you’re edging him he can get pretty whiny.

- He likes when you pay special attention to his neck. Kissing, licking, nipping. If you do it right, it’ll tickle just a little.

- If you’ve taken care of him after a particularly hard day, he’ll collapse on top of you immediately after finishing, cuddle up until you’re both comfortable, and promptly fall asleep.

#spider noir #spider man noir #spider man noir x reader #i lied i’m not normal about him #not in the slightest

[conjuring-ghouls]

Now there is nothing between us. From now our merge is eternal. (x)

#the band ghost #ghost band #papa emeritus iii #papa iii #terzo #papa 3 #terzhoe #cirice #my gifs #terzo on his knees terzo on his knees terzo on his knees!!!! #and once again i neglected a client's photoshoot for the sake of making these #do i feel bad? #not in the slightest #heheheheheh #i am WEAK for him ladies and gentleman

[soup-sponge]

we were robbed of getting to see george at the fittes ball like

IMAGINE THE THREE OF THEM THERE TOGETHER it would have been so cute

#this opinion is not at all biased by how adorable ali is in his little bowtie #not in the slightest #lockwood and co #lockwood & co #anthony lockwood #lucy carlyle #george karim #save lockwood and co #renew lockwood and co #lockwood and co netflix #cameron chapman #ruby stokes #ali hadji heshmati

[phigelid]

jitterbug🐝

#i love her so much you don't understand #she looks somehow unfinished but do i care #not in the slightest #vocaloid #vocaloid meiko #meiko #meiko vocaloid #vocaloid fandom #vocaloid fanart

[balancethescales]

claire (inadvertently) making carmy lose focus vs sydney making carmy a better chef/person and vice versa……. the parallels are paralleling!!!!!!!!!!

like yes it is not claires fault at all that their relationship pulled him away from his work because a work-life balance is important and god knows he deserves some love in his life. HOWEVERRRRR claire just does not provide that needed balance. the scale tips too much to one side. it’s very clear that he is unable to balance being a communicative and loving partner with being the leader and executive chef that the bear needs. and i guess it could be said that you can’t have ur cake and eat it too, but throughout the show we see that syd and carmy have a solid partnership (developed within just a few days might i add!!!), or at the very least, they are consistently working to improve it so that they can become better chefs and better people.

whether they know it or not (and we know they dont), both syd and carmy are working towards realizing that their ambitions don’t have to stop them from loving and being loved, and they’re getting there together, as partners. they said it themselves, they need each other.

#they are soulmates #nothing platonic about this #not in the slightest #the bear #sydney adamu #carmen berzatto #sydcarm #sydcarmy #sydney x carmy #carmy x sydney

[dustydoop]

Breaking news: Local man (?) makes preteen boys cry because he ruined their joke, more at 10

#wheatley #wheatly portal 2 #portal #portal 2 #blue sky portal #is this funny? #not in the slightest #but i dont care #Dusty Draws

[rayssion]

I don't think I'm okay....

#luke fucked me up guys😭 #like I'm not even mad #not in the slightest #man's got a point gotta admit #but like #HE SLASHED AT PERCY???? #UNACCEPTABLE #and Annabeth saw that.... #he fucked up 100% #but anyway #percy jackson #annabeth chase #luke castellan #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo #pjo tv show #pjo tv series #pjo tv adaptation

[angeart]

the boatem circus fic is going great, dw about it

#boatem circus au #the beloved #i am working on that fic #that should've been finished ages ago #but yeah #everything's A-OK over here #nothing to worry about at all #not in the slightest #ange writes

[dark-elf-writes]

WAIT THATS ACTUALLY SO FUNNY

just imagine cloud as the youngest person in the prison block and spending his years completely surrounded by a mix of anti-shinra radicals, environmental terrorists, and literal murderers

He’s like every ones kid brother and the feral cat that will start a fight over some apple juice

Prisoner: He’s the baby and we could not be more proud of him

Barret: Where did you get that bite mark from

Prisoner: He bit me for trying to take his orange juice :) what a silly little dude

Barret: Um???

#the elf talks #ff7 #avalanche gate many new members that day because they all refuse to leave the baby behind #does it matter that the baby is 21 now and not 16? #not in the slightest #he is all of their kid brother and they will topple worlds for him

[alexbkrieger13]

https://twitter.com/FCBfrauen/status/1725915848043327518?t=kuYQM85CVcX9vt3tezdmsg&s=19

Looks like they flew there today, Magda doesn't look too happy with the weather 😅

#not in the slightest #magdalena eriksson #swewnt #fc bayern frauen #fcb frauen

[hoperays-song]

Johnny's Birthday

Ryan, when Johnny walked into the dorm room: Happy birthday!

Johnny, looking around: No cake? No drinks? No party guests?

Ryan, cheerfully: Nope!

Johnny, sighing: Thank god- You are my favourite person ever, you know that right?

#sing 2 #sing johnny #sing ryan #sing rynny #rynny #johnny and ryan are roommates at the majestic #johnny is NOT a social person #not in the slightest #this is his dream party #rynny if you squint and do a headstand

[t-s-n-s-s-a-g-turnip]

a second art today

this time a watercolour a medium i have used more, but that i am still not particularly skilled with

my version of https://twitter.com/suwa_moriya/status/1730963269014393333

#bad art #art #traced #renko usami #usami renko #touhou #with how i tag youd think i want people to find my posts #do i #maybe #does it matter #not in the slightest

[bowtiepastabitch]

I think perhaps my hottest fanfic take is that unless the fic is either a)really fucking intrigueing otherwise or b)reced/written by a mutual, I will immediately close the tab if I see Newton Pulsifer on the character list

#I'm sorry if you love newt #and I understand and appreciate his role in the original plot #but like #as a character in any other context I find him really fucking annoying #maybe it's because he's one of the straightest characters idk #but he drives me up a goddamn fucking wall and I can't stand it #it's not that every fic with him in it is bad #not in the slightest #I just find that my annoyance with him as an individual sometimes ruins my enjoyment #good omens

[pretty-idol-hell]

THANK YOU, THANK YOU ALL!!

I say that because I know a lot of you saw me grinding today because you kept popping up in my promises. I wish I had kept track so I could tag you all. But FINALLY I am...

Wait.... WAITTTT

Everything I have ever known about Pretty Series games tells me you are not a Kami Idol (or Charisma Idol as it was in PriChan or whatever Pretty Rhythm called it) until your rank turns rainbow....

So... how much farther?

But then again, getting here requires more iine so like...

Did they forget? DID THEY NOT KNOW?

Uuuuu....

#idol land pripara #honestly.... #i don't think i can keep this up #i don't know how you guys do it #and to be clear i am not quitting idol land AT ALL #not in the slightest #i just mean i am gonna have to accept not always being the highest ranked #because like #i never thought this day would come but.... #i kinda have to choose between being a top pripara idol and keeping up with my own real life idol project #HOWS ABOUT THAT #GODDAMN