I just thought about something cute. The Judge, would treat Phoenix like an absolute puppy and coo at him whenever he successfully defends his client.
The Judge: I find the defendant not guilty! Good job, Mr. Wright! Tell me...who's a good boy~?
Phoenix: *tail wagging* Is it me? I bet it's me! l'm a good boy! Me me me!
The Judge: You are~! Yes, you are~!
Miles: Your honor, please.
Bonus if when The Judge has Phoenix disbarred, he scolds him harshly.
The Judge: Mr. Wright, we don't present forged evidence! That's a very bad boy! Bad! Bad boy, Mr. Wright.
Phoenix: *whimpers* I'm a bad boy?
Klavier: What is even happening?
I’m turning off anon asks so you cowards can say these things on the record /j /lh
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Imma say it, it’s so funny seeing zosan Stan’s saying that thriller bark is a zosan moment. Like is the zosan moment in the room with us..? I think personally the reason zoro didn’t let sanji take the pain instead of him was because of the duty he felt as a first mate. He felt obliged to be the sacrifice, he knew he had to be. But also because I mean come on it’s Luffy zoro will do anything for Luffy including giving his life for him. He values and respects Luffy the most out of anyone.
He didn’t not let sanji do it bc he was in love with him or something that’s just stupid, and honestly something zosan shippers say bc they are desperate for something. The whole zoro giving his life for Luffy vs sanji saying he should instead moment if you look at the two manga panels you will see an difference. Even though zoro says it for the crew it’s clear that his actual main reason for doing it was for Luffy while with sanji when he said he should be the one to do it it’s clearly shown he was talking about the crew in a whole.
The two panels are so different thriller bark IS zolu angst arc cry if you think otherwise bc that little “hand holding “ thing sanji did when he fainted was NOT a zosan moment
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Get Judged by The Reshaper of Reality
Usual Terms Apply: Only 1 muse at a time / multiple rb’s allowed / 18+ muns and muses / Judgebacks before or after are allowed and encouraged, but never required <3
Bonus: If your muse is a prominent figure or can do magic, it might be fun to mention that <3 Also, he doesn't like the fleet At All, so fair warning about that
Closed ty <3
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genuinely hilarious how my orange carpet predictions held up against what happened in reality. i predicted a proper theatre-front carpet event with at least a few photographers, absolute slays in suits from both boys, youtubers/family as guests and maybe even possibly a wildcard celebrity appearance. instead i got a green-screened carpet backdrop which didn't even cover the length of the frame thereby showing peeks of phouse at the edges, half cunty / half bedtime-worthy outfits, and leroy the unfriendly skeleton as the only guest, puppeteered from the floor by a mystery person (the guy doing the show himself). and did i love it? of course i did
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can you write Yosano x fem!reader romantic headcanons
Grrr sorry I'm so fucking slow but YES YES finally some WOMEN. (Saying this...when....)
Headcanons: Being romantic with Yosano (gonna do before/after confessing cause I love her <3)
Even having her affections is an accomplishment in itself
Before dating
Woman is picky, she squashes her own heart like a bug...so if she likes you, know that she thinks your special
But she expresses it in a sort of weird-cute brat sort of way
She has decided you're free real estate.
Like, listen, she hates PDA. But she needs your attention. You aren't even dating, but she will play footsie with you (more like stomp on you) or always keep her hand on you, even if it looks weird (she doesn't realize that half of the time her hand is a little TOO high up on your thigh)
Loves holding your hand whenever you go out places. Doesn't even need an excuse. She just takes it and won't let go. Sometimes, she just thumbs around your hand, feeling every bone and knuckle you have. It's cute.
Do it back, and she will hide in embarrassment, though. She's horrible at hiding her crushes, so she'll simply hide her face as you play with her hair or fix her shirt collar.
She's loves it though. Even if she looks like she's running away, it's what's she's gonna be talking about for weeks.
100% she would kill for you. Don't let her.
Buys you things. If you wear jewelry, expect her to gift you Lil trinkets that she will expect you to wear. She has a good style, though, so you lucked out. Imagine if it was Atsushi? (Sorry buddy... but that haircut...)
Occasionally she'll just start trailing her hands up your body and talking about random medical things - it can be flirty, but for the most part she just needs to share her doctor knowledge, so how else should she share how to destroy someone's organs than by touching you? She's like touching you.
Confessing
She'd have planned a million different things but I feel like she would confess after the two of you went through something horrible together
I feel like she can't escape tragedy so she wants to keep what she has with you purr, but then one day the two of you almost die after being caught in a wrong-time-wrong-place sort of situation.
After that, she decides to no longer put off her feelings. Even if it's raining and the two of you are sweaty and a mess, she decides to confess to you. Very notebook esque if I'm being honest.
Dating
You're now her property. In a fun way - she "doesn't do PDA" still but your lap? Expect her to sit on it. No matter the situation Yosano will take her hands and wrap them around you - you're dating, so she can touch you as much as she wants in your book. Hope you don't have a dick though, she 100% would be the gal to slap that shit for shits and giggles. Sorry man.
She settles into your home as if she owns it herself REAL quick. Your bathroom is taken over by her products, and if you aren't moved in together already, expect her to stay over for days at a time, slowly adding in her own home decor.
Yosano gets embarrassed by cuddling. She loves it, but listen - she doesn't know how to cuddle without being all red in the face and giddy about it. Even if she's taller than you, she'll just curl up into a little ball and hide her face in your neck. Don't tell anyone about it though, she has a reputation to uphold.
She also falls asleep around you easily - sometimes at work, she'll do it, which is embarrassing, but you make her feel safe, which is something she doesn't feel often enough.
Honestly need to write for Yosano more she's such an interesting character imo
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