#not just horsing around

[dropped-their-sniper]

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[lina-studen]

some chess-related thinking and sad conclusions.

there's no secret that the chess symbolism is important to the story. characters play chess within the story, big chessboard is on the cover of the webcomic, etc.

and recently we even received direct comparisons between some characters and certain chess pieces. so, prospero is a bishop, montresor is a rook, and annabel is a queen (of course). and quite popular became the theory that lenore could be a king.

I'm no chess expert, but if the memory serves me correctly, the king counts as the most valuable and at the same time the most defenseless piece in the game. but the king is under the powerful protection of the queen, who can move any number of squares in any direction. and the queen's main task is to make the king win, obviously.

all this makes me think that annabel lee actually has no hope of salvation for the two of lenore and herself. what if she just wants lenore to think that way, while trying to help her win? annabel is not that naive, and she probably understands that the deans are watching their every move from the very beginning and know about all the details of their plan. but it doesn't really matter because what matters to her is saving the king.

and if this is true, then the whole current situation becomes even more heartbreaking. this little afterlife in purgatory is perhaps the last time annabel lee and lenore can be together. but annabel chooses to arrange this whole play-pretend, during which lenore begins trusting her less and turning away from her, if this increases lenore’s chance of winning.

#nevermore webtoon #annabel lee nevermore #lenore nevermore #just me pretending that i can play chess #and not just goof around with horse pieces #nevermore webcomic

[kaeyachi]

Kaeya had always been an efficient and hard-working individual (he had to be to support Diluc in the background as his brother rose thru the ranks after all).

He has so much free time because he completes all his work way ahead of schedule. And if he still has enough time, he adds more to the workload in secret.

And once all of that was done and over with, he makes time for everyone. He has to. He feels as if every moment has to be given to someone else.

No one knows how he does it. No one has to know.

Every mission has a dozen strategies in line, and every battle plan is made with efficiency in mind. His perfect record will not be tarnished. He can't risk it (even if it baffles others that he would willingly activate a ruin guard just to prevent a failed mission. Jean disagrees with his methods, but Kaeya can say that the results say otherwise)

He needs to be quick.

Efficient.

Perfect.

And so he comes and goes like the wind.

Kaeya values time because he knew every second counted. He can't just stand there as if he were frozen. Time could run out in an instant.

Kaeya had only been late once his entire life.

He'd rather he never be late ever again.

It took one day of being of being imperfect for everything to fall apart. On that tragic day...had he gotten there on time... then maybe...

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" Come on, let's get moving, traveler. We're not frozen in place after all. " Kaeya teasingly says. He stiffles a giggle at the traveler's exhasperated sigh.

"Yeah yeah, we've heard enough of you calling us a slacker. Can't you be a bit more patient?" Paimon whines at him.

Kaeya snorts, but acquiesces, hiding the shaking of his hands at the thought of being idle.

He imagines hearing a clock ticking.

Kaeya knows that that is his own problem. He tries his hardest to relax as he waits for the traveler to finish whatever they're making on the alchemy table because, seriously, it is supposed to be a relaxing day. There's nothing major going on, and his schedule is once again empty as intended. What's the hurry?

Kaeya taps his foot on the ground as he waits. He wishes he could take his own damn advice when he tells others to relax.

#kaeyachi randoms #kaeya #kaeya alberich #this is actually shorter than it originally was can yall believe? #kaeya with anxiety truther there i said it #kaeya cant stand being IDLE #get it? get it? #you see that is a play of words in reference to when he is stood idle on our screens. he is one of the more verbally impatient characters #and we also see it reflected on his actions both in fighting and at work. he has a speed boost bonus and if he isnt teleporting he is #actually moving so fast that he seems like it. this is what i also concluded that results him in large amounts of free time that only amber #seemed to be hardpressed about. the people of mondstadt find him reliable and approachable despite the lax attitude and frequent nights at #angels share. we also had lore tidbits before of kaeya straight up saying he finished all his work and jean saying that he also did the #backlogged ones. It is actually insane that we hear him relaxing frequently and i bet its not because of the lack of horses COZ LOOK AT HOW #BUSY THE OTHER CAPTAINS ARE. Also id like to think that he is a toned down noelle and that is why jean told him to watch over her training #give us noelle and kaeya interactions pls i kinda need it tbh #to all those that reached this far into the notes i actually have more to say so get ready #if it wasnt clear the only day he was late was when crepus died. everything fell apart for him that day so i can see some obsessive need to #just keep running around and doing things as efficient as possible. I also think that he found the knights slow and inefficient in several #occasions and he is willing to put them in the line of fire just to get their hearts pumping with adrenaline (and fear lol). idk kaeya is #just so anxiety-coded. impatience-core. Mr. dont waste my time type of guy. and also wow look i found a way to make his idles become angst #silly me ehe #oh youre still here? how about i tell you that kaeya-efficiency-alberich probably knows where everyone is at any time of the day? #can we honestly please give him more free time i need more of him tbh #fun reminder that bro is working around 3-4 jobs casually lmao #i also just realized that the notes is a whole nother post on its own #AND THE ACTUAL FUNNY PART IS I CAN STILL ELABORATE MORE ON THIS LMAO #wait let me add this one tiny idea too but he thinks time is so valuable. bro lost 2 dads and lost time with his bro + he significantly #lessened his time at dawn winery for quite some time. i can see why he is extroverted now.

[deadwooddross]

I think my Kofi gets a little lost at times, so I went ahead and made a little gofundme to assist with my current predicament! The short of is: A very expensive panic attack! The longer of it is: I think covid went and made my anxiety way worse, kinda felt like I was dying, and unfortunately the only medical facilities open after 8 are the expensive ones (ER). Apparently I'm fine other than the fact my brain hates me and I now have a bill for about $1,800 haunting me SO, IF YOU'D LIKE...

#gofundme #signal boost #feel free to pass this around #I have not been in the best place for making art lately so I worry about how much I can raise thru comms alone without burning out #really just spent most of this past month getting by and Existing #it's not been the most fun #IM TRYIN REAL HARD TO GET BACK IN THE SADDLE BUT THIS HORSE KEEPS KICKIN ME IN THE HEAD

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Name twinsies!

(Based on the community consensus about LWJ's grey horse's name)

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #equineswap au #xiao pingguo #little apple #lan wangji #lan wunian #Took some inspiration from Pio's incredible art of horse wangji because i am merely a student in the art of horse #anyhow when I asked yall about lwj’s horse I did not think it would result in a overwhelming consensus that he’d just use ‘Wangji’ #its funny as hell in canon but as an equineswap? Pure Gold #I also really need to emphasis that the ponies *do talk* in this AU. They are a co-existing civilized species #LWJ (horse) is just a quiet guy. And Little Apple hasn't been around a lot of horses #so she thinks her talking donkey roommate who suddenly switched personalities is an exception not the norm #little apple is constantly violating politeness norms by only addressing the pony’s accompanying human and not them #LWJ has achieved that alicorn immortality in this AU so yeah #this human girl was absolutely named after the horse. Possibly *by* horse lan wangji #sometimes a horse girl raises a horse and sometimes a horse raises a horsegirl #thank you once again to tumblr user clintbeefwoods for suggesting Lan Wunian as another name! It’s very well suited for her! #and i can tag the lan wangjis’ separately now <3

[grahamcore]

hot take for today: hannibal leaning out of that police car and saying “going my way?” to will in wrath of the lamb might be one of the best scenes in the whole show

#i think i may just be partial to the scenes that show hannibal joking around or being a little silly because it makes him more tangible #like the scene when he pets the lamb during the social worker in the horse fiasco #those moments are few and far between but i feel like during them we briefly see hannibal as something other than a distant and austere god #i also appreciate that we only really see them through will’s eyes or around will #hannibal #hannigram #will graham #hannibal nbc

[elvensaber]

I’ve finished all the sidequests and shrines in BOTW.  I’ve got like a month before TOTK is released.  In light of this, I’ve decided to let Link run little normal errands all over Hyrule so he has a semblance of normalcy before I forcibly launch him into torment on May 12th.  

#I'm gonna just #let him live out normal days #cook a bit #collect Korok seeds #ride his little horse around #play the minigames I've already beaten #I'm desparate for content help me #Occasionally I'll make him fight a Lynel because I think he'd do that when he's bored #Or at least I say he would so I don't go any more insane than I have to #Botw #Totk #Legend of zelda #breath of the wild #tears of the kingdom

[feykrorovaan]

She was arrested for public acts of horseplay,horsing around, and three acts of lollygaggin'.

#feykrorovaan #elder scrolls #tes #skyrim #modded skyrim #tesblr #Skyrim Taliesin #my screenshots #I don't know how she got in there #Neigh-omi #Taliesin come get your horse #No I will not apologize for my puns #Skyrim custom followers #We went to get Inigo and I turned around and she was just there #Swayback was also waiting outside of the jail blocking the way #I think he snitched #Skyrim Shenanigans #Adventures in Skyrim

[ladyminaofcamelot]

Thinking about how Cor, the boy who "was used to hard knocks," wound up with a brother who was famous for boxing, "and all their fights ended (if they didn't begin) with Cor getting knocked down." Just the idea that this abused child can go from being cuffed and kicked and bruised to realizing that some blows are affectionate. Some blows are playful. And, most importantly, he's allowed to hit back. Can you imagine the first time they get into it, and he realizes he can hit back? This slave boy finally has a right to defend himself, and he and his brother can fight and throw each other around because at the end of the day they are completely confident in their love for each other. If Cor gives Corin a bloody nose, they're still going to be friend by evening. It makes me emotional to think how for so long he had punishment, and now he gets affection and confidence in his position and a brother who he may fight with, but who will never EVER be genuinely trying to hurt him. I just think there's something important about that, about Cor feeling safe enough to fight with Corin even when he knows he's going to lose, because he knows it's not a punishment. It's not a beat down. It's a good clean honest argument, and both of them are going to walk away from it perfectly safe.

#Idk #This has just been kind of a vague thought floating around my head #Cor #Corin #Shasta #Narnia #the horse and his boy

[redstonebug]

Hear me out: centaur!Sheriff

#mcyt #empires smp #jimmy solidarity #solidaritygaming #theorionsound #oli theorionsound #fwhip #joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans #cochineal #bug report #also yes he's specifically the kind of horse Spirit is #because. why not. #i have a sketch of him to line/color later that'll show his coat pattern better #but its literally just Spirit lmao #if youre wondering ''why is he wearing a saddle if he's a centaur'' #well a.) it looks better trust me #b.) i like the hc that Norman is a mountain lion but also that Flick is also there but is just a normal cat #and also Flick getting to ride around on the saddle is very cute #also i am extremely excited about empires oli if you couldnt tell

[normalbirb]

Siren hatchlings hides in their dads hair until they can swim on their own

#they kinda just float around like sea horses for a while #so they are easy target for predators #siren #sykh #my art #oc

[homophobictrait]

extremely practical ranch fits

#sim edit #perry noble #no wcifs on anything please #i havent actually looked at the horses yet i just spun perry around in cas for a bit #one step at a time

[chirrups]

massive win for etho this season as both of his boyfriends and his ex-wife are finally here to point and laugh at him together

#birdsquawks-caw-caw #cringefail soggy wet cat man my favorite species #loved that moment from bdubs episode where etho is just slinking around with tears in his eyes at bdubs and cleo over the horses #could practically hear the gross whimpering despite the fact he was not on call with them at all #ethoslab #someone come get their kakashi cosplayer hes aegh-aeghing at passerbys again

[mochinomnoms]

I can be afraid of Moray eels knowing they live ke to be pet by divers and are friendly

You probably should be, as most moray eels want to be left alone and will attack if startled or disturbed. Those videos are of divers that have built up a relationship with those specific morays over a few years of regularly visiting them. Don't be like, absolutely terrified of them, they're kinda dorky looking anyways lmao, but like with any wild animal be cautious.

#mochi asks #even domesticated animals you should be careful with #horses will bite and throw you if you mess with them but people don't think about that #cattle too and swine #anyways just generally be respectful and cautious around any animal #pet them if they want pets but leave them alone once they start showing signs of getting annoyed or overstimulated

[greypetrel]

He wanted it... 🐴

I was told by @ndostairlyrium that the new ad for italian snacks Buondì ("Good day") has big Aisling energy. And so of course I had to. Because it does.

Translation.

"You want it, uh? You want it??"

Cullen: *a wide arrangement of "But-!!!" Aisling: "He wanted it... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "

For all new followers: HI! That is Aisling's horse, a small Dalish All-Bred with an attitude, named Little Brother. Don't worry she'll be fine, she's used to it by now. Cullen, a little less so, but she won't tell the horse anything worse than "Bad horsey!" and say he's right in defending himself if she bullies him, so...

#dragon age #dragon age inquisition #cullavellan #cullen x lavellan #da fanart #inquisitor lavellan #aisling lavellan #little brother the horse #greypetrel #dai #da:i #da art #cullen rutherford #if you're new: this horse has a fame for biting Venatori in the arse in the Western Approach #Dorian is nervous around him #(he *knows* the difference but will snap his teeth around Dorian just to scare him and will take great enjoyment from it) #(Have I told you that he has a terrible humour for a horse?) #(Aisling loves him to bits and if you ask her he's the best horsey in the whole wide world)

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

what kind of favour do you require in exchange for an equineswap jiang yanli

I will fight god if that's what it takes.

No favour required! These guys were in the original doodle dump!

#mdzs #equineswap au #wei wuxian #jiang yanli #jiang cheng #There were a lot more horses that were supposed to go into that first equineswap post...but I got short on time to clean them up #All the siblings have winding cutie marks! Maybe its a yunmeng thing or maybe its just a representation of their bond #the little cutie mark stamp is cute but lets have some variation! lets play around with it! #that sais...the temptation to make JYL's mark soup was very strong. But too silly and too much of a disservice to her character. #Even though her main usage of powers in this au is probably just to make soup #They are a little horse posse...trotting around together was the real magic all along.... #Oh god if this follows canon wwx gives up his horn in illegal horn transplant surgery #do you think wen qing carves and dyes it so it looks similar to JC's original horn? She *has* to...right? #Anyways! Thank you beloved mutual Stackedbirds for giving me an excuse to post this! #PS: I would do anything u asked without incentive btw. Just putting that out there