#not mario

[weirdmarioenemies]

Name: Boxy

Debut: Kirby and the Amazing Mirror

Ever heard of "box"? "Box" is a container that we can put various things in. In our world, they do not bite us. Thank goodness! Kirby and the Amazing Mirror, however, decided to ask the terrifying question... what if a box COULD bite us...?

I am glad they asked this question, because Boxy is such a wacky creature! A living present, which grants the rare and beloved Magic ability. Presents and magic aren't THAT closely associated, but it still fits very well, I think. A pretty box containing something mysterious, given to You, for free? That is magical!

While not the most STRIKING part of the design, the most FASCINATING part of Boxy's anatomy is its tail. Or should I say its stem? If I had to give a present creature a tail, I would probably make that tail a ribbon, maybe a string ending in a little balloon, but this is an unmistakable PLANT feature! Is Boxy some kind of fruit? A CARNIVOROUS fruit? Maybe it was grown into a cubic shape like those funny watermelons for aesthetic purposes, and is now seeking revenge? One of its attacks is to spit smaller presents. Could these be its seeds?

Nope! That is not a plant embryo, that is a Waddle Dee! What a lovely present! Boxy's gifts contain all manner of things, which I guess ties into the Randomness aspect of the Magic ability. I hope one of the presents contains WAFFLEZ!!!1! lol

Maybe it's not a fruit, but Boxy still does seem to be a carnivorous plant, which is SUCH a delightful thing for a fangly cube to be. Maybe it uses its presents to tempt prey, like a real carnivorous plant's sweet-smelling nectar! Maybe that's the reason for the big ribbon on top, too! Or maybe she just wears it to be pretty. It's working!

Whatever kind of creature Boxy is, it is one whose goofy face gives it a whole lot of character! Just look at its expressions after crashing into a wall. This thing is ridiculous! Boxy, I could watch you crash into a wall and injure yourself all day. That's a compliment!

#boxy #kirby and the amazing mirror #kirby #kirby enemies #not mario #funky friday #mod chikako

[melvinandlugnut]

He just wants to seem human

#meme #tadc #the amazing digital circus #Caine #jax #zooble #kinger #pomni #comic #fan art #not Mario

[glamorous-glitter]

burns me alive when i see ppl hating Bayo 3 because of the Bayo/Luka ship. kinda tells me either ur 15 and didn’t play 1, or ur just deliberately ignoring bisexuals exist :/

“she had more dynamic with Jeanne” yh and she also had a lot of moments with Luka, fym!!! so irritating >:(

editing to say: Yes mfs are arguing about it, you not seeing it is probably a god-send. No, I don’t ship BayoLuka but it’s still decent enough, even if Luka doesn’t have as much characterization as the others.

This was supposed to vent my frustrations with people believing Bayo was a confirmed lesbian and believing they were somehow robbed of that with Bayo 3’s canon of BayoLuka, when at most she’d be bi given her flirts with Luka and let’s be honest, when would Nintendo ever greenlight a lesbian character?

Pls stop being obtuse, im so tired of y’all patting each other on the back saying “ooh Luka doesn’t have charm, dadada” like. I’m AWARE, we played the same mf game >:/

#txt post #not mario #bayonetta #bayonetta 3 #i really don’t trust anyone who says they hate luka #like ofc I love Bayo/Jeanne but u can’t deny it was never gonna happen. not with Nintendo and not with Platinum :/ #just so sick of ppl having to hc either lesbian or straight. like plsss let bi and pan ppl live!!!

[omgtheywereroomates]

May I see what Roomate looks like without his mask?

Of course!!

Roomate is… a Cryptid! What type? Not really known, he doesn’t exactly fit into any area. The first “sighting” of him was over a mutilated corpse at a empty campsite in 1980. And yeah, sometimes tentacles slide from his eyes. Think Bella the dog from (tiktok) .

((And since you asked I finally get to show my explanation for his name. Story-time!))

(TW AND CW!! Gore, murder, and spooky stuff!)

Charles sighed. The dean said that his new flatmate was..odd. A type of cryptid hunter or whatever. Now Charles never did belive in that stuff , but to each their own. This day was very chilly for some reason as he walked to the campus house, trying to open the door with a key. It, to his dismay, didn’t work. “Damn..” Charles scowled, and instead knocked on the door. He had noticed a car half parked in the driveway, so at least the flatmate was home to open the door. As the doorknob turned, Charles was hit with the smell of what he thought was deer blood. Great, a hunter, Charles internally grumbled. He grabbed his bags and tried to peak inside, and was met with a lanky figure half in the doorway and half hidden in the shadows. “Hey, you my new Roomate?” Charles asked, scanning the floor. The person simply made a noise of acknowledgment, and stepped to the side. Charles wasn’t one known to look at faces or keep eye contact, so he shuffled inside. “It smells rank in here dude! What have you-“ Charles stopped short, only halfway across the living room. The half eaten corpse of a man with a cryptid T-shirt was laying on the floor, eyes wide in fear and organs splayed out like a Gutted pig. His Roomate. Charles slowly looked behind him and realized, the person..or thing behind him had no eyes. It’s jaw clicked to the side and they grinned inhumanly, like it was trying to learn how to be human. “What..what the hell are you?!” Charles screamed, stumbling back. He fell on his back, scooting himself further, further away. The entity simply smiled. “I am Roomate.”

—-

Tonight at 8. A college campus is still on the look out for two missing students, and the rampant kidnapping of peoples small pets. If you have any information about Charles Smith or David Lee, please contact the [Redacted] police station.

..and that’s the end! Hope yer question was answered!

#writing #story time #not mario #sillyposting #ask blog #ask answered #^ ^ hehe #thebekashow

[hauntini]

It’s officially fall time. 🎃🍁

@itskelsnicole on Instagram!

#personal #hey its a me #not Mario #me #fall fashion #fall season #fall time

[folio-sprout]

My birthday is tomorrow (yay 28) and I'm trying to curl my hair which idk if it's going to go as planned but at least I look cute in the cap and rollers.

#it's a me #not mario #plz ignore my little acne patch

[generaln0m]

ADHD pro tip: Use psychological warfare on yourself.

For example, in order to do long tasks, like folding laundry, I put on the Mario Hat:

The main feature of the Mario hat is that my headset does not fit over it, so when The Bees™ try to put me back in front of the screen, the headset issue forces me to remember why I put the Mario hat on, and back to the task I go

As a bonus, the Mario hat is also a very clear indicator to my housemates that business is getting done, and they have learned not to distract me when I'm wearing the "goofy-ass cosplay hat"

It's not stupid if it works.

#adhd #actually adhd #mario

[opt1gan]

:)

#super mario wonder #mario #princess peach #toad #this is from a while ago but im still fond of it #i have yet to play wonder and im still very excited about it!! #my art

[beardedmrbean]

#jack black #bowser #super mario bros #mario movie #5k #10k #15k #25k #50k #75k #100k #125k #150k #175k

[retrogamingblog2]

#mario #sonic #nintendo #sega #gaming #video games #mario & sonic #wii #3ds #nintendo switch #sonic the hedgehog #sega genesis #sega dreamcast #luigi #peach #tails #knuckles #bowser #wario #dr robotnik #donkey kong #shadow the hedgehog #yoshi #waluigi #princess peach #super mario #retro #retrogaming

[weirdmarioenemies]

Mola mola. The mola we all knowla. The mola we all molove. What an incredible creature, Mola mola is! Such a strange shape, so many eggs, no swim bladder... and the size. Its most prized aspect! If you know one thing about Mola mola, it’s that it is the largest bony fish, right?

...Right?

Nuh-uh-uh, Mola mola. Don’t try and sneak away. It’s very noticeable. After all, you are one of the biggest bony fish!

Let me repeat that. One of the biggest bony fish.

Mola mola, the ocean sunfish, is NOT in fact the largest known bony fish! You’d think we were talking about Mola tecta, because this sunfish has hoodwinked us!

Behold MOLA ALEXANDRINI! Known, very appropriately, as the giant sunfish. This is the true heaviest bony fish! Not Mola mola, as has so been thought, and as I have even claimed in front of all of you. I was wrong! Mola alexandrini has been recorded weighing up to 6,049 pounds, with Mola mola trailing in the measly little 2,000s range. But if Mola alexandrini can be so much bigger, how was Mola mola seen as the champion for so long?

It was a misunderstanding. A misidentification! That huge specimen was caught all the way back in 1996, but thought to be Mola mola until it was reevaluated in 2017! Members of the Mola genus are just always accidentally tricking us humans. I’m sure they would say “sooorry” in a deep and booming, yet slow and gentle voice if they knew.

So how can you #KnowYourMolas? It is easy to confuse them- even scientists do it- but generally, be sure to notice the shapes of both the face and the clavus (the funny butt fin)! If the face is relatively smooth, and especially if the clavus has a scalloped shape, that’s Mola mola. If the face is bulgy and bumpy and the clavus is smooth and round, that’s Mola alexandrini! And if the face is smooth but the clavus is too, then you have been hoodwinked by Mola tecta!

So there you have it. The truth about the Mola mola! Not the biggest after all... but that does not matter to me. Mola mola will always be my favorite! That being said, please show Mola alexandrini some love too, as despite its size, it is still a lesser known Mola!

And who knows? Maybe even alexandrini will be dethroned! Maybe we will find a bigger alexandrini, or maybe a bigger mola! Maybe even a different species altogether is the true largest bony fish! There is no way to know what the future has in store... so many secrets in the ocean!

Refer here for more information on the updated identification!

#mola mola #mola alexandrini #mola tecta #molidae #mola #ocean sunfish #giant sunfish #hoodwinker sunfish #april fools #not mario #fish #mod chikako

[melvinandlugnut]

I couldn’t help myself and made an Amazing Digital Circus character who is a knight in wooden armor that thinks he’s in an RPG

#the amazing digital circus #original character #oc #meme #tadc #comic #tadc caine #pomni #Ragatha #dungeons and dragons #jax #kinger #gangle #not Mario #rpg #zooble

[glamorous-glitter]

i found my old copy of Sonic Riders and since I’m down memory lane anyways, I’d like to put out that Jet has the energy of early 2000s weebcore. he seems like the type of person to have S3RL’s “Pika Girl” as background noise for whatever. probably has a printed photo of the tiny Miku with a leek

#sonic the hedgehog #jet the hawk #wave the swallow #storm the albatross #assigning him this only because I had that room way back when. fun times!! #Wave has the Hello Kitty hoe aesthetic; my sister had that and her fav color is purple <33 #storm is traumatized by both of them <3 #txt post #not mario

[noelledeltarune]

EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt

#talk tag #IT KILLS ME. REIGEN IS NOT MOB'S DAD. HE HAS A DAD. INGO IS NOT AKARI'S DAD. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN ANYONE HEAR ME #(not even necessarily to say that ingo is in his late 20s but still) #(even if he was a 30-40-50 year old no matter how old he is no fucking teenager is gonna call some guy they met as a 15 year old ''dad'') #GAI IS NOT A FATHER FIGURE TO ROCK LEE HE WAS LIKE 13 WHEN HE WAS BORN! PLEASE!!!!!!!! #one time i saw that a ​person wrote a fic where mario was like a father figure to luigi. #they are TWIN BROTHERS. #not what this about but idk where else i can say anything about this. #just horrible #also sometimes someone is just An Older Friend like no familial relationship just a friend or acquaintance who is a lot older than you

[sm64mario]

THEY'A TRIMMED THE HERBS!

Source

#super mario maker #wii u #smm #video

[jell-o101]

I'm ignoring the part of the internet who is going "Oh no" at this.

BUT OMG BOWSER YOU HOPELESS ROMANTIC. YOU LOVE PEACH NO MATTER WHAT SHE TURNS INTO BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Bowser really is the type to love you if you became a worm lol

#Super Mario Bros Wonder #SMBW #Princess Peach #Elephant Peach #Bowser #gosh what a simp #its kinda lovely tho #he doesnt really go for her looks #he just likes her for HER ya know #too bad he cant take no for an answer