Self Indulgent Epithet Erased X Project Moon Crossover Stuff
Basic fic idea: Abnos show up in Sweet Jazz City due to [insert reason] and Percy, Ramsey, and Sylvie go around investigating. Hijinks ensue.
The only damage that can outright kill people here is Pale because otherwise Project Moon is FAR too deadly for the setting-
Highlights include:
Sylvie encountering Void Dream, and after a bit of a panicked scuffle involving a lot of screaming and dodging sleepy stars, he deduces that Abnormalities are sort of like Epithets made into physical form.
He corrodes to its E.G.O at some point and the other two need to snap him out of it
Percy finding The Road Home with her friends, which has now roped Rick into the group. She briefly comments on the architecture and how sturdy it is
Zora finds the Price of Silence and is interested in how it's screwing with her Epithet
The Silent Girl finds Lorelai, which I'm SURE is going to end swimmingly-
Mera Distorting/corroding to Ardor Blossom Star ("Do you see? My writhing struggle, hoping the world is cocooned in flames with me...") and Indus freaking out
Alternatively, Mera being visited by Plague Doctor but Indus managing to shoo the guy away
The Queen of Hatred laying waste to swathes of Banzai Blaster squads
Ramsey finds the King of Greed and narrowly avoids making her go all Fish Mode(tm) with his gold powers
Not for the fic specifically but the Reception of the Banzai Blasters (they are going to get a Degraded Shockwave to the face)
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NOO SYOP DON'T CHANGE THE PANTS (/j/nf) I ALREADY STARTED DRAEING HIM
I mean what ahem ahem clears throat you didn't hear anything
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one thing about orpheus and eurydice is you guys are all like “i’m different i wouldnt turn to look at her” because you are all familiar with the story of orpheus and eurydice. but orpheus wasnt familiar with the story because he was in it lol.
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god i hope the cpsc takes the shot. i think this would dramatically change their entire business model. amazon makes so much money by selling defective or mislabeled or just plain dangerous products and then faces little liability because this stuff is actually being sold by random third-party sellers that don't get vetted at all and can be hard to prosecute because they're in china or wherever. this is a big part of what makes amazon so powerful and it would be good for everyone if they were forced to bear more responsibility for the damages caused by the crap available on their website
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love myself a cockroach of a character. i look at them and go ”how is that fucker not dead? they should be dead. they should be dead ten times over. how are they not?” and 90% of the time the answer is a combo of sheer stubborness and homosexuality
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