#not really a ship

[swiftmitsu]

You think nightmare would included error in on his hobby? it is canon that error plays with dolls after all

they’re secretly besties okay

#mitsuasks #anon #<3333 #undertale au #art #undertale #sans undertale #au undertale #digital art #nightmare sans #dreamtale #error sans #nightmare!sans #error!sans #utmv #ut au #undertale fandom #undertale multiverse #underverse #not really a ship #but interpret it however you want :3

[beloved-sketchxoxo]

Y’all it would be really funny if qTubbo and qFoolish started fake dating just to see how Sunny and Leo would react and just for the sillies :p

Also to see how the other islanders would react as well. (Some would be very surprised and some would just not care)

And it would be more convincing since it would look like they gotten closer together by hanging out more and literally making a town (we love the town of fobo o7).

And agent 18 is pissed he hears the rumours of them “dating” because he would think that they’re actually dating and agent 18 already hates Tubbo’s ass.

I feel like Fred would be little upset at first until Tubbo tells them that they’re just faking it and Fred would just not tell agent 18 because he thinks it’s amusing when agent 18 is rambling about tubbo and how much he hates him.

#qsmp #qsmp tubbo #qsmp foolish #not really a ship

[sapphire-gemm]

SOOOOO.....

Douma x Shinobu isn't really my cup of tea...oh!- no hate to those who like it by the way but.... I find this picture cute for one reason...and one reason only...

YALL KNOW FOR DAMN SURE THAT SHIT IS POISON SHE IS GIVING HIM!!!🤣🤣

#shinobu kocho #douma #doushino #not really a ship #demon slayer #kny fanart #not my art #not necessarily a ship #lol

[undertale-writing-times]

The "Your voice is so beautiful." prompt with Delusion would also be perfect!

Dramatic >:3

Sometimes when Delusion wanted to be alone, he would go outside and watch the moon and stars. They always helped him calm down... Mur sometimes would try to follow him, but he would always tell the other skeleton that he wanted to be alone for a little while. He was fine, he would be fine, and everything was okay.

Mur always seemed worried but nodded to show that he would allow it and went home. Delusion hated the fact that some of his teammates tried to 'baby' him, and always tried to protect him. He didn't need to be protected! He was the guardian and being of negative energy. Almost his whole life he has spent fighting... he didn't need to be protected.

And that was why Delusion was now in a tree looking up at the sky, his hands resting against his tummy. His mind was rushing through so many thoughts and ideas... mostly thinking about his boys, about how they all could have died because of his brother... how many people died because of his brother? He lets out a sigh, shutting his eyes. He hated that his brother decided to turn on him like this; it wasn't... it wasn't fair.

Heh, he sounded like a little child, didn't he? Not fair that he didn't get what he wanted! He shakes his head to get his mind off that and looks back up at the sky, starting to hum a tune under his breath. It was a song that he and his brother created together when they were younger, they would sing it together whenever they couldn't sleep.

Now it just felt sad.

He didn't realize that he started to sing the words to the song until he heard "Your voice is so beautiful." he yelps and turns his head down, quickly, just to see someone staring up at him. They seemed to be a monster as well, given their soul and look, but he's never seen them around before. What in the world? Where did they come from?

"Ah..." he starts, then shuts his mouth with a soft click. What was he supposed to say to that? Where did they... how did they get here?! This was his own place, nobody should be able to get in without him being able to feel it. "Thank you? How... who are you?"

"I'll tell you if you play a game with me?" They say, amusement in their voice which caught him a tad off guard. Play a game? He wanted to say no, but his interest was caught so he nodded and they smiled, "Catch me!" They turn, starting to run the other way, laughing.

"Oh!" He drops down and starts to chase after them. You know, this could be a trick, but something about this monster caught his attention and he felt like he needed to catch up with them. He needed to know who they were; it felt like he already did just... not anymore.

They felt like a distant memory of someone long forgotten.

#Dreamswap #Dreamswap Nightmare #Dreamswap Nightmare Sans #Delusion #Delusion X Reader #Reader X Delusion #Not really a ship #I wanted it to end on a maybe part two thing :) #undertale alternate universe #undertale alternate timeline #undertale ask blog #undertale au #undertale imagines

[totallyawr1t3r]

What Happened During The Beginning of Space Age Bachelor Man:

#rtc #ride the cyclone musical #ride the cyclone #mischa bachinski #rtc mischa #ricky potts #rtc ricky #ocean o'connell rosenberg #rtc ocean #not really a ship #take it as you please

[redchikittymeow]

soo cause I like lucas hood and homelander I made a silly name for them both hoodlander no I dont ship them it just silly name I made up

#random thoughts #hoodlander #dont mind me #im just silly #not really a ship

[monkmain]

I’m not a suns x pebbles person, but I definitely think that pebbles would have had a huge crush on suns at some point.

I’m getting more comfortable with using less saturated colors, and I think I’m gonna do that more.

also I changed the little details on suns’s cloak to a more bronze color; I think it fits better.

#rain world #spoilers #seven red suns #five pebbles #Not really a ship

[wyllaztopia]

this was a redraw for an old cringe video from late 2019 

#not really a ship #it was a crackship at the time #now they're really good friends #or rather old friends #since one's memory is hazy #while the other has complete memory of anything and everything #undertale #utmv #undertale oc #my artwork #redraw

[raysways4you]

(Small rant)

I don't really ship Chrissy and Eddie but I think that they should have had more than a couple scenes with each other. I get it she had to die but really I want to know more about what they were like in middle school or maybe even their drive to Eddie's place, what did they talk about or did they just sit in silence?! I would have been fine with a simple cut scene of them awkwardly glancing at each other and there is maybe something that I'm missing but how did she reach out to Eddie for the drugs!? I would like to know more!

#chrissy stranger things #eddie munson #eddie and chrissy #i love them #you love them #we all love them #stranger things #not really a ship #i rant #eddie my beloved

[vita-divata]

Finally got the time to fuel my new hyperfixation yippeee <3

#my art #tlok #legend of korra #korrasami #asami sato #I love Korra so much I am NOT immune to powerful women….. #I watched the show like 4 months ago and I already have like 50 wips 😶 #really loved it tho #some real good ships over there #:3c

[samble-moved]

post itself

false flags

trans/adjacent tags

accessibility features

tumblr live post (thanks for the link, @problemnyatic)

flashing / strobing / lights

unblockable flashing ad

buying ad free

staff @/macmanx guilt trip

list of staff + more issues

#post nuked bc proshippers started insulting people who rbed this and implied partyjockers attempted to Kill staff? it was getting old so #archive links still under the cut if you want and you can rb this from others if you want the og #hint: if you dislike this post or want to debunk parts of it the way to go about it isn't to call people who've rbed it 'disgusting little #fuck ups' that are 'spreading anti shipper lies' #note: this post is and was Not about ship discourse jesus fucking christ proshippers get a grip #also ace discoursers are here too? this isn't about you either? #edit 2: if you send me an anon regarding this post about how im policing discussion or 'don't really want it' #but then stop replying when i answer your ask #maybe that's. not helping discussion? #i nuked this post as people started making up false accusations to smear people staff sniped. aka accusing someone of IRL ATTEMPTED MURDERS.

[rubikor]

scarameow

#genshin impact #furina #scaramouche #wanderer #there is no nahida addition here like on insta #bc it was a pretty unfinished sketch #im still deciding on the ship name but scararina really sounds the best to me #or furiscara but that's a little harder to say

[oobbbear]

I want to post this here too because I’ve seen it happen a few times

Please understand that there are cultural differences and language differences, if you see this happening let the person clarify what they meant, that person might just not be familiar with words the western side of the internet use

#bearz rambling tag #no it’s not really possible to let everyone who uses this term to change #because as far as I know this is the most common word with use on Chinese websites #I didn’t know that pairing are called ‘ship’ here #like why would I even know that #‘ship’ makes zero sense to me #it took me a while to learn the fandom language people speak here #it’s hard #give people time #shipping culture is very different too #Like on Chinese site you HAVE to clarify the Top and the Bottom of this ship in the ship name #it is very very important to them #people who like the same ship but with different Top Bottom preference will fight till no end #imagine how confused I was when I first got here #where there’s no top bottom differences #it’s not really a smut thing #it’s more a dynamic thing #AxB and BxA is very different #oh I can talk so much about the differences on fandom cultures #if ya are interested in more please feel free to ask #it’s very interesting to me #I wanna talk about it

[undertale-writing-times]

I don't think I've ever asked about Strawberry but you know those bubble backpacks for cats?

I feel like he'd start crying if you took your chill asf backpacking cat in one to meet him. And honestly I would too

You've unlocked his backstory a little!

Strawberry is a god that many people know. Whenever people leave offerings, there is a chance for him to come out to talk to you. He's known for his beauty! Funnily.

He wore loose silk cloths that hang off his bones, showing them off slightly. Golden bands around his wrists that see-through, sparkly, fabric hangs from. No shoes, other than golden bands around his ankles. They clink against his bones as he walked.

Flowers and plants grow where ever he steps, filling his forest with such beauty.

He's often seen laid out on the grass, which is so soft on your feet, eating the fruits that his forest grows. Sometimes seen in the water, relaxing and he would invite people to join him.

Once they leave the forest, they forget ever seeing him for real. They think that they just left their offerings and they feel so relaxed and safe.

The strange thing about his forest, though? Something some people found very unnerving?

No animals lived in his forest.

No fish in the water, no birds living in the trees, no other animals at all.

The only thing in his forest that wasn't plants, was him. It seemed like not even bugs lived there!

So when the human came into his forest with a cat, he was shocked, and a tad confused. What was that little animal? He watches from the trees.

Until he got too interested, and he jumps down. He greets the human, and for almost the whole time that they were there, he was playing with the cat.

He seemed to love animals, and seeing a god laying on the floor while playing with your cat? It was a little silly. And when the cat falls asleep on his lap, he does start to cry.

He shares a story.

"Animals are unable to live in my forest, they're healthy when they come but the second they start to live in my forest with me, they become unable to have offspring. I don't know why… It has always been in this way" he pulls his fingers through the cats fur, lightly scratching at the skin making sure to be soft. "I would hate to force others to go through that, so I don't have any with me"

#Forestlust #Forestlust Sans #Strawberry #Not really a ship #could be though #undertale alternate universe #undertale alternate timeline #undertale ask blog #undertale au #undertale headcanons #undertale imagines #NEW AU #new au just dropped

[mangozic]

my dead goth son and his friendly neighborhood personified concept of insanity

#really happy with how michael turned out :] i might stick to this design #rapunzel ah glowy hair <3 #i do need to workshop gerry though orz #have been working on this during breaks from my other projects and god it took way too long to finish #fun fact the final file for this is over 2gb 👍 forgot i was recording the timelapse #i could post it if anyone would be interested #the magnus archives #tma #michael distortion #michael shelley #tma michael #tma distortion #gerard keay #gerry keay #tma gerry #gerrymichael #doorkeay #technically? i’m not one to draw ship art usually but this one’s close enough i think #tma fanart #fanart #my art #digital art #illustration #magpod

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

so in an attempt to actually use positive thinking, anytime i fuck up and my brain reacts as if ive cause a minor apocalyptic event, i compare my fuck up to the 4 minute fuck up committed by the crew of the uss william d porter.

and only today, as i was having to explain what happened to my mom when i was explaining the whole comparison thing, did i realise that most people dont know about it and ive decided that needs to change because its objectively hilarious.

...which is a weird thing to say about an event that occured on a warship in 1943, specifically november 14th.

see the uss william d porter was a fletcher-class destroyer but you dont need to know what that means, just that she had guns that went bang bang and that she was escorting another ship, the uss iowa, to cairo.

while they were on their way there, they performed some gun trials like testing the anti-aircraft guns or the torpedos. and while they were running a torpedo drill, the crew of the porter managed to fire a live torpedo straight at the iowa which you know, in terms of a list of things to do while escorting a ship, shooting a torpedo at them is not on that list.

especially if the president of the united states is on board.

yeah so fdr was on board and the gun trials were actually his idea, and part of the trials was that they were conducted under radio silence.

and that means the crew of the porter couldnt just call the iowa to be like "move out the way, we accidentally shot a torpedo at you."

but they did have signal lamps and you know, the signalman on board was trained to signal this exact kind of message.

...and uh never mind, the signalman did manage to successfully tell the iowa that a torpedo was coming toward them but wasnt as successful when it came to the direction the torpedo was coming from.

not all hope is lost though because the signalman could still use the signal lamp to correct his previous mistake and-, never mind, he announced that the porter was reversing, which she wasnt.

yeah so at catastrophic mistake number 3, they broke radio silence to warn the iowa and she managed to turn out of the way just in time which meant no one got hurt. and even though the inquiry into the incident led to chief torpedoman (fantastic job title btw) lawton dawson being sentences to hard labour, fdr intervened and waved away his sentence, saying it was all an accident.

but yeah, so thats my new measure for "how much did i really fuck up?" and when i compared accidentally picking up a pencil case without a tag on it in wilko, turns out it was a very minor fuck-up. yes, the cashier had to ask another worker to grab a duplicate so they could scan the barcode, but i didnt nearly kill the president during wartime via accidental friendly fire

#kai rambles #so like #i enjoy ships and learning about them and looking at them but like #i dont really care for warships #i dont hate them viscerally like i do cruise ships but i never really care for them #apart from the ones that were just like either ridiculously designed like the hms captain or the vasa or the novgorod #or the ones where just insane shit happened like with the william d porter #like this isnt even the extent of the porters unfortunate incidents like shr was sank by a kamikaze attack that MISSED #but somehow ended up below the ship and exploded and just like yeeted the porter out of the water #william d porter #uss william d porter #ww2 #world war 2 #world war ii #warships #again warships are really not my thing but god some of them are so fucking funny #uss iowa #fdr #franklin d. roosevelt #this suddenly got so many notes in like less than 24 hours what the fuck #shipposting